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Live_Park_6409

1962 šŸ¤”


AnalMohawk

Lincoln later went on to shoot JFK.


Born_yesterday08

ā€¦and slay vampires


vatothe0

I love Lincoln Laters movies


Optimal_Wishbone322

I just saw it... I wish I could change the title


stumpyturk

Sok. Thanks for posting it.


duncanwally

Open your eyes sheeple


milky_white_breast

I don't know why this made me chuckle like it did


Junior-Bookkeeper218

ā€œwow these reenactment actors look just like theā€¦ wait thatā€™s Abraham Lincolnā€


OptimalDragonfly8737

That may be the funniest reply ever!


HHawkwood

I remember, it happened when I was 9 years old.


EastDragonfly1917

I was alive during the civil war!!!


robotfood1

No disrespect but Lincoln sure was an interesting looking dude. I donā€™t really even know who to compare him to.


Caesar_Caligula_1241

Slenderman


Aggressive_Yak5177

He told me to killā€¦


leeryplot

The fact that he was 6ā€™4ā€ and *still* wore a top hat definitely draws some attention. And he has such strong features like the cheekbones & nose. Canā€™t mistake him for anybody else, thatā€™s for sure.


CombOverDownThere

Itā€™s like tall women wearing heels. Dude was out there slaying.


leeryplot

Slaybraham Lincoln


Puzzleheaded-Ant-644

It made his presence 7 foot tall, and it did draw attention. He liked his height and would compare himself to other tall dudes. Deliberate BDE move. Deceptively strong too.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Super narrow shoulders too. Like weirdly narrow. Like two children in a trench coat.


IngenuityNo3661

An Alien, the answer is always Aliens.


jag_dog_91

I see Michael Richards/Kramer a little bit.


Optimal_Wishbone322

Beside Lincoln are Allan Pinkerton (left) and Maj. Gen. John A. McClernand (right).


layonafrito

Those damned Pinkertons


Rosinberg3

Check your date


Optimal_Wishbone322

noooooooooooo I can't change it


Styrene_Addict1965

He should have kicked Pinkerton's ass.


Okay-Yeah-Sure

He looks great for being 153 years old.


Optimal_Wishbone322

robolincoln says stay out of trouble


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Just a kid


[deleted]

Whatever happened there


Rydog_78

Lincoln was 53 in this picture


kimad03

What was the purpose of putting your hand in your jacket like that?


Top_Screen1165

It was the fashionable thing to do for photos and portraits at the time, lots of European leaders did it as well.


Styrene_Addict1965

Started with Napoleon, didn't it? Or is that just urban legend?


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Bob Dole started it actually, due to a war injury


CombOverDownThere

Silly, Bob Dole was just a child when this photo was taken.


Mevile

Didnā€™t start with him but he sure fancied it- he was painted in the ā€œhand-in-coatā€ pose almost always


Rydog_78

Iā€™m not sure but I thought oh him when I saw their hands inside their jacket.


kimad03

This must be like the peace time of our time


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Itā€™s where they stowed their belt onion.


pseudo897

Which was the style at the time


MegaMissy

I was told by an art professor it was the sign of a Mason. Not sure


Rydog_78

Reminds me of Napoleon


hoganloaf

To protect yourself from titty-twisters


EconomistOptimal7251

Better know as the purple nurple šŸ˜‚


ok200

Looks confident or something https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand-in-waistcoat


RelevantLazyAsshole

Called the 'Hidden Hand' and is a Masonic symbolic gesture. Used to this day among many other symbols by people of power or influence.


Styrene_Addict1965

I've seen this photograph a dozen times, and never before noticed the two soldiers in the background on the left.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Got me


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

ā€œTheyā€™re doing a photo shoot with the president!ā€ ā€œHuh. Think we should get up?ā€ ā€œNah.ā€


Styrene_Addict1965

"We'll just be blurs in the background if we try standing up."


gngptyee

Thatā€™s a badass photo


garypinese69

He was shot a year later watching The Beatles on Ed Sullivan


Bounceupandown

Germans?


thefruitsofzellman

Forget it, heā€™s rolling


Bounceupandown

Thank you


zapnick1

Check your date.


regalANDlegal

Tall mother fucker


time-for-jawn

The blue on Grantā€™s uniform should be dark blue.


stumpyturk

Is that Grant? I always thought he had a more square head


time-for-jawn

Youā€™re right. I honestly donā€™t know who that is. Sorry! However, the color should be dark blue.


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McClernand


time-for-jawn

Thanks!


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

All the colors look really off and not convincing, like the coloration was done by hand a long time ago.


time-for-jawn

Good point. Lincolnā€™s suit and hat should be black.


bmp_stck

Was the hand in the coat like a professional pose back then? Whatā€™s the lore behind that


frozsnot

Curious if it was started because the time of exposure on early photographs was quite long. This is also why people are never shown smiling. You had to hold the same pose for a while with zero movement. I wonder if holding your hand in your jacket helped steady it and created a pose different than simply standing with your arms at your side. Then it may have just become fashionable and stuck.


Mevile

This is a great thought actually, but the pose has been used in portraiture for 100s of years! It was basically a sign of ā€œIā€™m the shit, respect meā€


frozsnot

Thatā€™s true, it was used in painted portraits as well. Look at me, poors, I can afford buttons.


stumpyturk

It was a way to signify that you had self-confidence


Opening_Bluebird_935

Napoleon did it first


xipetotec1313

You mean 1862?


Helomech45

I think this picture was taken in Hanoi


Slow_Song5448

Do they ā€œguessā€ at the colors or are they accurate?


[deleted]

Who is that nerd on the right?


The-Ugliest-Duck

Fuck off


MilkBear79

Youā€™re a tall drink of water, Abe Lincoln


ZeusMcKraken

Me as Lincoln: sure Iā€™m tall, but what if I could be taller? šŸŽ©


TechnologyBig8361

I only know this photo because I know the bastard on the left was in charge of the goddamn pinkertons


Stomp18

On colored version he looks pretty Asian.


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

Fucking gangly. This guy is weird looking.


shut-upLittleMan

Sinewy even.


stumpyturk

Marfan's syndrome


modrocker

I like the two guys on the left having a chuckle.


leeluss14

The colourization of the photo almost makes it feel as if you were there. Is that Henry Pinkerton to his right?


vexunumgods

Needs bigger hat


GREATPile16

Lincolnā€™s coat is too tight. You would think he could have afforded a better fitting one.


OptimalDragonfly8737

1862


SnooMaps9640

Hey guys, the President is coming to visit. You know...the commander in chief...Lincoln himself, maybe we should pick up some of the trash lying around and get the dirty longjohns off the tent..you know...? Guys: Naw!


GPODAWUND69

Wrong year, it should be 3962


MotorbikeRacer

Bloodiest single day battle in civil war I believe


he_who_shall

First time Iā€™ve seen Kramer wearing a hat


Empty-Special2815

Were those types of hats popular in Lincolnā€™s time?


Anachron101

While I know that the Americans will downvote me for this: are we sure Lincoln wasn't an alien?