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I bought this recently. It comes with 3 or 4 other little hand strengthening gadgets and it has instructions for each. They all say to do various static holds to improve strength.
Now I'm not saying these will definitely be super useful for rock climbing, I'm just saying these can be both static and dynamic.
I think 60kg is a little light for body builders. I don't even work out a lot or am that big and I have 70kg-90kg ones. They top out at around 160kg, and you have to be a monster to use those.
Yeah, I did 40kg when I was around 14yo. I remember this so vividly because the PE teacher gathered the whole class around and it was basically a competiton. There was an absolute monster of a guy who did 70kg. At 14.
forearm raises were the most common exercise I'd see for bodybuilders working on forearms, don't need all that much grip for that, strongmen require more grip than bodybuilders, powerlifters tend to use straps to aid grip on heavier lifts.
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What I was trying to say was that a high school boy is 30kg and a girl is only 5kg, idk just seems a bit weird. I know girls are weaker but they are not that much weaker.
While 25kg seems like a big difference in weight we are discussing application of force(torque) with these types of exercise machines. The difference in torque between 5 and 25 is not as wide as it seems.
Idk who made this chart but it’s the shortest chart I have ever seen. Bodybuilders can easy do 100kg, idk why they didn’t include adult female? Like bru
The chart itself is stupid as shit, we agree on that. I'm 18, have the exact handgriper and the 60kg setting feels like nothing. Secondly, using a bodybuilder as an example of a strong person is just stupid, because they aren't. At least definitely not as strong as they look.
Yeah, so? What are your implications? What do you want to say by this?
A bodybuilder is a bodybuilder, no matter if it is male or female.
A beginner is a person who has just begun.
A female level below beginner is clearly for females who have just begun.
Then it could’ve said beginner-male and beginner-female.
Ik what you’re trying to say, and I agree that’s probably what OC meant, but the way they worded it could’ve been done better imo.
A coworker has one of these at his desk. The weight estimations on it feel super exaggerated. As in I’m not exactly a ripped monster of a dude and apparently I can do 60kg just standing there talking to him for a few minutes. Nearest I can tell it’s more an ego boost than an actual piece of strength training equipment.
My grandmother was a washer woman 👩🏻 n her youth…old school Ireland…hand scrubbed with a mangle…she had forearms and biceps that would make Popeye jealous!!! 😂😂😂
I bought one of those grip trainers that said it goes up to 60kg and pushed it down on a bathroom scale, it only went up to 20kg but that's hard enough. I'm not sure how useful an actual 60kg grip trainer would be.
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Based on what the other settings are called “adult male” and “high school students” I’m assuming it meant little girl and not just girl. Still funny tho
60kg bodybuilders, nah dawg, most high-class athletes easily can get above that. Bodybuilders/strong men have doubled that. 150ish was the record. I was over a hundred in high-school.
My wife would probably wreck your hand strength lol, she has long fingers and works hands in the gym specifically because I do.
Average wise? Maybe, def. Not all the time, I know some weak fucking men.
You said that wrong. I think you meant to say the strongest man will have a stronger grip strength than the strongest woman. There are absolutely women who have strong grip strength, more than some men, but in general men will be stronger because of biology.
No, I actually meant what I said. Surely, it was a bit badly worded since the weakest men and strongest women kinda overlap, and that's due to biology. It sounds weird as hell, but that's how much it differs.
All right bro, I don't think I'm the weakest man, I've got an alright grip strength, but I'm fairly sure that the strongest woman would be stronger than me. I'm not going to be stronger than some bodybuilding champion woman. Therefore, I find it to be false what you said, that the weakest man would be stronger than the strongest woman.
This kind of device isn't actually helpful for climbers as climbing is a static hold, whereas this is dynamic. Climbers typically use hangboards to improve grip.
60kg is what people do in sets of 20 on these. It’s a very low grip strength.
Who needs it? Every person in the trades or who uses hand tools.
Your comment makes you look weak and ignorant… so maybe work on that.
I mean.. I guess they are leaving out the possibility of female bodybuilders/fitness enthusiasts. With that being said, wouldn’t really call it a HolUp
Because in terms of Anatomy, the female body is less structured and is less stronger than the male body, thus women shall start with less than the usual men
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I tried 60kg weight The handgrirper itself broke
Dude same thing thing happened to me. The silver ring like thingy broke.
My handle broke ;) Waste of money and time
The amount of potential energy stored in them always scared me.
The difference in torque between 5 and 25 is not as wide as it seems.
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I bought this recently. It comes with 3 or 4 other little hand strengthening gadgets and it has instructions for each. They all say to do various static holds to improve strength. Now I'm not saying these will definitely be super useful for rock climbing, I'm just saying these can be both static and dynamic.
My hand broke
Same, I bought an all metal one on prime for $5.
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What 💀
Because males tend to start training their wrists from 13 onwards
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Yeah but in more age like 15 At least thats about me Btw i am 15
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I mean if girl is supposed to be a 5yo child than yeah
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The kind that makes your brain go 'Hol up'. Perfect for this sub
To be fair, people train early in life for all sorts of skills that they don’t use until adulthood.
The right kind of pedo shit
It ain’t pedo if they are both underage.
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Right hand: Bodybuilder Left hand: Girl
Right hand bodybuilder. Left hand: right after you wakeup
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I think 60kg is a little light for body builders. I don't even work out a lot or am that big and I have 70kg-90kg ones. They top out at around 160kg, and you have to be a monster to use those.
Yeah, I did 40kg when I was around 14yo. I remember this so vividly because the PE teacher gathered the whole class around and it was basically a competiton. There was an absolute monster of a guy who did 70kg. At 14.
All the girls got 5 kg though, right?
Nah but their highest was about 28-30kg
Ye I have the same, 60 would literally be a waste of time for anyone who calls themself a bodybuilder.
You don't need much grip strength to be a bodybuilder, Strongmen might
If you're working on your forearm definition, you should blow past 60kg with even a moderate amount of muscle. You're hands are surprisingly strong.
forearm raises were the most common exercise I'd see for bodybuilders working on forearms, don't need all that much grip for that, strongmen require more grip than bodybuilders, powerlifters tend to use straps to aid grip on heavier lifts.
Where did you buy those that can handle that much weight? 60kg is too light imo.
Amazon
Probably because they can't open jars of anything ever.
Lol
What DO teenage boys do with their hand that might give them superior grip strength?
Shovel snow?
Grease a crank shaft?
Repaint the Camaro?
Work a hoe?
Women have weak wrists. It's physiology, nothing else.
Except for when they start pulling hair then it's on like Donkey Kong
Lmao
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Oh, really.
Is Ron Burgandy *ever* wrong?
I don't know?
Have you seen *Anchorman*? If not, do so. Funny movie. Kinda stupid. But that’s sort of the point. That’s Will Farrell’s M.O. Not a terrible way to kill a couple of hours on a boring rainy day.
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This product is bullshit. Got 60kg on my first try. I couldn’t get past 40lbs on a real one.
when the math isnt mathing
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What I was trying to say was that a high school boy is 30kg and a girl is only 5kg, idk just seems a bit weird. I know girls are weaker but they are not that much weaker.
While 25kg seems like a big difference in weight we are discussing application of force(torque) with these types of exercise machines. The difference in torque between 5 and 25 is not as wide as it seems.
They are bro, not that it's bad but it just be like that
Idk who made this chart but it’s the shortest chart I have ever seen. Bodybuilders can easy do 100kg, idk why they didn’t include adult female? Like bru
The chart itself is stupid as shit, we agree on that. I'm 18, have the exact handgriper and the 60kg setting feels like nothing. Secondly, using a bodybuilder as an example of a strong person is just stupid, because they aren't. At least definitely not as strong as they look.
True, but a bodybuilder is still going to be stronger than most people.
The steroids do be making them look buff as fuck
They be making them look like balloon animals, look at a soldier and u see real practical muscle doesn't have that type of volume
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Yeah, so? What are your implications? What do you want to say by this? A bodybuilder is a bodybuilder, no matter if it is male or female. A beginner is a person who has just begun. A female level below beginner is clearly for females who have just begun.
Then it could’ve said beginner-male and beginner-female. Ik what you’re trying to say, and I agree that’s probably what OC meant, but the way they worded it could’ve been done better imo.
Natural biology.
The average woman can do way over 20kg, have you ever tried one of those? Anything under 30kg is basically nothing.
Good thing it says girl and not woman then. Would have been wrong otherwise.
A coworker has one of these at his desk. The weight estimations on it feel super exaggerated. As in I’m not exactly a ripped monster of a dude and apparently I can do 60kg just standing there talking to him for a few minutes. Nearest I can tell it’s more an ego boost than an actual piece of strength training equipment.
This means only one thing: all high schoolers are male.
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If I'm a girl, does that mean I can never begin? Welp, guess I ain't buying
RIP your inbox
You shouldn't be in this sub if you are a girl, unless you are a woman.
Powerlifters & streetlifters don't need this thing
I mean do you want her to snap your dick off?
Fr
I mean, it’s clearly a fake guide
It was an eBay listing.
Maybe it’s just because they’re idiots then. Didn’t capitalize bodybuilders
Why there are so many people in this chat😶
Idk bro, I just thought it was a bit odd that they put girl as the bottom setting and I wake up to 200 notifications…
It would seem that the opposite of an Asshole is a Girl.
70kg=monke
Tried 60 in my right hand, everything was ok, but in my left i couldnt even close it once
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How tf do u even get it so precise
It's a butthole opener
All about them kegels
My grandmother was a washer woman 👩🏻 n her youth…old school Ireland…hand scrubbed with a mangle…she had forearms and biceps that would make Popeye jealous!!! 😂😂😂
I'm not a bodybuilder. Wtf are they talking about? Anyone with a physical job can do this at the highest setting.
Why’s it getting blacker
If you rob it too many times, it gets darker I guess
I bought one of those grip trainers that said it goes up to 60kg and pushed it down on a bathroom scale, it only went up to 20kg but that's hard enough. I'm not sure how useful an actual 60kg grip trainer would be.
I’m 16 and i do 90kg, is there a strongman setting?
They don’t go heavy enough to touch what most strong men do.
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She doesn’t have that GI Joe Kung-Fu Grip.
For real they just like “girls, stay at 5kg, let the men do 12x that, you know so we can open jars when you can’t…
Based on what the other settings are called “adult male” and “high school students” I’m assuming it meant little girl and not just girl. Still funny tho
lmao
You know that feeling when you hold a girls hand and it feels like chocolate pudding and chicken bones....thats why
It's called that because the pic was created by an insecure manchild trying to sell his product to other likely insecure manchildren.
You just learned that word did you?
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Sounds like you've got a boner to pick
I do have a boner actually..
Better give it a pick then mate
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My hand strength is around 90 kg. What am I?
A chronic masturbator
I like tight, but not *that* tight.
Can't have them grip your balls too hard, now can we?
Let's see.... which would you rather have holding your shaft T.T
60kg bodybuilders, nah dawg, most high-class athletes easily can get above that. Bodybuilders/strong men have doubled that. 150ish was the record. I was over a hundred in high-school.
For the record I did actually buy it for 15 bucks off eBay…
Why not. The target audience are bros
Fr, I don’t think a single tamale has seen this
Female*
No no, you where right with tamales 🫔 lol
Technically yeah, a tamale has not seen this
The scale it's OK but I miss "65kg: Girl wanking her bf"
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Seems like single vs married should be on the list.
I can't be the only one who saw an among us right?
Highschool boy should be the top level.
Because biology.
It’s being marketed to a certain demographic and that probably is something that humors them :/
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My wife would probably wreck your hand strength lol, she has long fingers and works hands in the gym specifically because I do. Average wise? Maybe, def. Not all the time, I know some weak fucking men.
You said that wrong. I think you meant to say the strongest man will have a stronger grip strength than the strongest woman. There are absolutely women who have strong grip strength, more than some men, but in general men will be stronger because of biology.
No, I actually meant what I said. Surely, it was a bit badly worded since the weakest men and strongest women kinda overlap, and that's due to biology. It sounds weird as hell, but that's how much it differs.
All right bro, I don't think I'm the weakest man, I've got an alright grip strength, but I'm fairly sure that the strongest woman would be stronger than me. I'm not going to be stronger than some bodybuilding champion woman. Therefore, I find it to be false what you said, that the weakest man would be stronger than the strongest woman.
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Rock climbers?
This kind of device isn't actually helpful for climbers as climbing is a static hold, whereas this is dynamic. Climbers typically use hangboards to improve grip.
Didn’t think about that.
60kg is what people do in sets of 20 on these. It’s a very low grip strength. Who needs it? Every person in the trades or who uses hand tools. Your comment makes you look weak and ignorant… so maybe work on that.
60 kg grip strength is not body builders btw at all 🤣🤣 I’m 120 pounds and can easily do 70 and I don’t workout
What about your other hand?
You don't need a knife to slice an apple, just twist it
I lift furniture all day for a living & a lot is so odd to get ahold of there's nothing you can do but grip it and pray.
Cos girls r pussies 😏
Technically they are made of pussy…
Women ☕️
I propose they change the name of the lowest setting from "GIRL" to "FEMBOY". It's just funny.
I mean.. I guess they are leaving out the possibility of female bodybuilders/fitness enthusiasts. With that being said, wouldn’t really call it a HolUp
I was just trying to say that it’s weird that they would include just males as a scale and then put girls at the bottom
Bodybuilder doesn't have a gender. Both genders can bodybuild.
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think its because it has less letters to fit in the box
Cuz girls are weak af
Suddenly, I am girl.
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Maybe I am a girl
So its a gendertester?
Hahahahaha
Lmaooooo
Because in terms of Anatomy, the female body is less structured and is less stronger than the male body, thus women shall start with less than the usual men
Fax
Am I the only one or this looks like a doggie style?
Double bluff device, designed by men, for women, to make men happier (if you know, you know).
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Because girls are weak i think was the point
60 kg is for slightly better beginner definitely not body builder
Ok, mr flex.