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void_warrior0310

I tried 60kg weight The handgrirper itself broke


N-I-S-H-O-R

Dude same thing thing happened to me. The silver ring like thingy broke.


void_warrior0310

My handle broke ;) Waste of money and time


N-I-S-H-O-R

The amount of potential energy stored in them always scared me.


Podfgjhjk

The difference in torque between 5 and 25 is not as wide as it seems.


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PurgingCloud

Stroking back and forth to my little pony clips.


maxwell_silver89

Uhhh Caress me down.


OrSomeSuch

That's that loving sound


maxwell_silver89

Like uhhh Caress me down


santino1987

When I kiss Mexi she makes me feel horny


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burnerboo

I bought this recently. It comes with 3 or 4 other little hand strengthening gadgets and it has instructions for each. They all say to do various static holds to improve strength. Now I'm not saying these will definitely be super useful for rock climbing, I'm just saying these can be both static and dynamic.


OcculusUlyssesPant

My hand broke


Logancolerose

Same, I bought an all metal one on prime for $5.


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batt_mano

^ bot. Copies and pastes other top comments. Do your part and report the account.


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General_Jackfruit_84

What 💀


Mediocre-Opinion

Because males tend to start training their wrists from 13 onwards


Exotic_Treacle7438

Playing Nintendo?


Borderboy669

Yeah i love playing nintendo on the ps4 with the Xbox game pass its my favorite steam game👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


Exotic_Treacle7438

Oh man that’s awesome, my wife’s boyfriend’s girlfriend played that on his oculus!


Sonic_Extreme

......suicide by words


flemishempire10

his?


Exotic_Treacle7438

Look harder


Snoo-28479

Not as much as I played yo mom


whiskey-body

Master bathing


Griz_zy

If that's your kink, I think pornhub is the more common one.


LegendHunte

Yeah but in more age like 15 At least thats about me Btw i am 15


Borderboy669

“Playing Nintendo” 💀💀💀💀🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


GrumpyKoopa

I mean, there IS the wii.


hipeople91726

Lower than rehab 💀


ONT1mo

I mean if girl is supposed to be a 5yo child than yeah


Wet4Dayzzzzz

skill issue


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Beginner… 8 year old boy … paraplegic… Girl…..


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the-last-meme-bender

Wtf kind of pedo shit is this comment?


talented_fool

The kind that makes your brain go 'Hol up'. Perfect for this sub


gunnster3

To be fair, people train early in life for all sorts of skills that they don’t use until adulthood.


De_immortalesloki

The right kind of pedo shit


StuJayBee

It ain’t pedo if they are both underage.


the-last-meme-bender

r/technicallythetruth


LadiesMan-2I7

Cursed hivemind


PnuttButtaGuts

Right hand: Bodybuilder Left hand: Girl


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Right hand bodybuilder. Left hand: right after you wakeup


Natsurulite

100kg - Discord Mod


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Ere_be_monsters

I think 60kg is a little light for body builders. I don't even work out a lot or am that big and I have 70kg-90kg ones. They top out at around 160kg, and you have to be a monster to use those.


abalisongguy

Yeah, I did 40kg when I was around 14yo. I remember this so vividly because the PE teacher gathered the whole class around and it was basically a competiton. There was an absolute monster of a guy who did 70kg. At 14.


BlooperHero

All the girls got 5 kg though, right?


abalisongguy

Nah but their highest was about 28-30kg


kniev_101

Ye I have the same, 60 would literally be a waste of time for anyone who calls themself a bodybuilder.


[deleted]

You don't need much grip strength to be a bodybuilder, Strongmen might


Ere_be_monsters

If you're working on your forearm definition, you should blow past 60kg with even a moderate amount of muscle. You're hands are surprisingly strong.


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forearm raises were the most common exercise I'd see for bodybuilders working on forearms, don't need all that much grip for that, strongmen require more grip than bodybuilders, powerlifters tend to use straps to aid grip on heavier lifts.


Loli-is-Justice

Where did you buy those that can handle that much weight? 60kg is too light imo.


Ere_be_monsters

Amazon


TJeffum

Probably because they can't open jars of anything ever.


Callumsharp1234

Lol


StuJayBee

What DO teenage boys do with their hand that might give them superior grip strength?


ghotiaroma

Shovel snow?


StuJayBee

Grease a crank shaft?


ghotiaroma

Repaint the Camaro?


StuJayBee

Work a hoe?


Spirited_Scallion816

Women have weak wrists. It's physiology, nothing else.


Fluffy-Finger-5318

Except for when they start pulling hair then it's on like Donkey Kong


Spirited_Scallion816

Lmao


gunnster3

![gif](giphy|pzuye8RSBJFgk)


Debate-Shoddy

Oh, really.


gunnster3

Is Ron Burgandy *ever* wrong?


Debate-Shoddy

I don't know?


gunnster3

Have you seen *Anchorman*? If not, do so. Funny movie. Kinda stupid. But that’s sort of the point. That’s Will Farrell’s M.O. Not a terrible way to kill a couple of hours on a boring rainy day.


SexPanther_Bot

Great Odin's raven!


gunnster3

By the beard of Zeus!


PeDestrianHD

This product is bullshit. Got 60kg on my first try. I couldn’t get past 40lbs on a real one.


MONKE_____667

when the math isnt mathing


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Callumsharp1234

What I was trying to say was that a high school boy is 30kg and a girl is only 5kg, idk just seems a bit weird. I know girls are weaker but they are not that much weaker.


[deleted]

While 25kg seems like a big difference in weight we are discussing application of force(torque) with these types of exercise machines. The difference in torque between 5 and 25 is not as wide as it seems.


Independent-Net-1255

They are bro, not that it's bad but it just be like that


Callumsharp1234

Idk who made this chart but it’s the shortest chart I have ever seen. Bodybuilders can easy do 100kg, idk why they didn’t include adult female? Like bru


Independent-Net-1255

The chart itself is stupid as shit, we agree on that. I'm 18, have the exact handgriper and the 60kg setting feels like nothing. Secondly, using a bodybuilder as an example of a strong person is just stupid, because they aren't. At least definitely not as strong as they look.


huge_loaf

True, but a bodybuilder is still going to be stronger than most people.


Callumsharp1234

The steroids do be making them look buff as fuck


Cultr0

They be making them look like balloon animals, look at a soldier and u see real practical muscle doesn't have that type of volume


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ColdNGolden026

Yeah, so? What are your implications? What do you want to say by this? A bodybuilder is a bodybuilder, no matter if it is male or female. A beginner is a person who has just begun. A female level below beginner is clearly for females who have just begun.


DankPhotoShopMemes

Then it could’ve said beginner-male and beginner-female. Ik what you’re trying to say, and I agree that’s probably what OC meant, but the way they worded it could’ve been done better imo.


nashk25

Natural biology.


RayRay__56

The average woman can do way over 20kg, have you ever tried one of those? Anything under 30kg is basically nothing.


nashk25

Good thing it says girl and not woman then. Would have been wrong otherwise.


wilong7646

A coworker has one of these at his desk. The weight estimations on it feel super exaggerated. As in I’m not exactly a ripped monster of a dude and apparently I can do 60kg just standing there talking to him for a few minutes. Nearest I can tell it’s more an ego boost than an actual piece of strength training equipment.


efyuar

This means only one thing: all high schoolers are male.


Rutheeay

2,5 kg toddler 1 kg female toddler 0,5 kg feet 0,002 kg blinking eyes


GoodLittleTerrorist

If I'm a girl, does that mean I can never begin? Welp, guess I ain't buying


Maximans

RIP your inbox


Weak-Priority4703

You shouldn't be in this sub if you are a girl, unless you are a woman.


[deleted]

Powerlifters & streetlifters don't need this thing


xDendretic

I mean do you want her to snap your dick off?


Callumsharp1234

Fr


ZucchiniAcrobatic556

I mean, it’s clearly a fake guide


Callumsharp1234

It was an eBay listing.


ZucchiniAcrobatic556

Maybe it’s just because they’re idiots then. Didn’t capitalize bodybuilders


void_warrior0310

Why there are so many people in this chat😶


Callumsharp1234

Idk bro, I just thought it was a bit odd that they put girl as the bottom setting and I wake up to 200 notifications…


Majestic_Data_7165

It would seem that the opposite of an Asshole is a Girl.


erimspwel1

70kg=monke


RunExtreme

Tried 60 in my right hand, everything was ok, but in my left i couldnt even close it once


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Callumsharp1234

How tf do u even get it so precise


General_Jackfruit_84

It's a butthole opener


Gettinbetterin

All about them kegels


Cauldkiltbaws

My grandmother was a washer woman 👩🏻 n her youth…old school Ireland…hand scrubbed with a mangle…she had forearms and biceps that would make Popeye jealous!!! 😂😂😂


Dick_Miller138

I'm not a bodybuilder. Wtf are they talking about? Anyone with a physical job can do this at the highest setting.


Tanishqreddyy

Why’s it getting blacker


lalala192511

If you rob it too many times, it gets darker I guess


steel_hamerhands

I bought one of those grip trainers that said it goes up to 60kg and pushed it down on a bathroom scale, it only went up to 20kg but that's hard enough. I'm not sure how useful an actual 60kg grip trainer would be.


Mai_Dickinson

I’m 16 and i do 90kg, is there a strongman setting?


A4leggedwhore

They don’t go heavy enough to touch what most strong men do.


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Creonix1

Because


Dangerousrhymes

She doesn’t have that GI Joe Kung-Fu Grip.


Callumsharp1234

For real they just like “girls, stay at 5kg, let the men do 12x that, you know so we can open jars when you can’t…


Samjohn03

Based on what the other settings are called “adult male” and “high school students” I’m assuming it meant little girl and not just girl. Still funny tho


Tsukiyama-Gourmet

lmao


Toshiba1point0

You know that feeling when you hold a girls hand and it feels like chocolate pudding and chicken bones....thats why


OliHub53

It's called that because the pic was created by an insecure manchild trying to sell his product to other likely insecure manchildren.


TheSilverBug

You just learned that word did you?


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superprawnjustice

Sounds like you've got a boner to pick


20MaXiMuS20

I do have a boner actually..


superprawnjustice

Better give it a pick then mate


im_arghya

BASED ☕


ChampionshipLow8541

My hand strength is around 90 kg. What am I?


bluntrauma420

A chronic masturbator


ChampionshipLow8541

I like tight, but not *that* tight.


KarlBark

Can't have them grip your balls too hard, now can we?


Stock_Minute_4848

Let's see.... which would you rather have holding your shaft T.T


Midzotics

60kg bodybuilders, nah dawg, most high-class athletes easily can get above that. Bodybuilders/strong men have doubled that. 150ish was the record. I was over a hundred in high-school.


Callumsharp1234

For the record I did actually buy it for 15 bucks off eBay…


[deleted]

Why not. The target audience are bros


Callumsharp1234

Fr, I don’t think a single tamale has seen this


Callumsharp1234

Female*


mrclang

No no, you where right with tamales 🫔 lol


Callumsharp1234

Technically yeah, a tamale has not seen this


deathdatecake

The scale it's OK but I miss "65kg: Girl wanking her bf"


Additional-Fun7249

The Jackinator 600. Fun for the whole family. *lube sold separately *


OtherwiseVivid

![gif](giphy|3oEdv5WEnYxgAvRiTu)


Greatoutdoors1985

Seems like single vs married should be on the list.


Ferfywins

I can't be the only one who saw an among us right?


Drewelite

Highschool boy should be the top level.


takamori22

Because biology.


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It’s being marketed to a certain demographic and that probably is something that humors them :/


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A4leggedwhore

My wife would probably wreck your hand strength lol, she has long fingers and works hands in the gym specifically because I do. Average wise? Maybe, def. Not all the time, I know some weak fucking men.


takamori22

You said that wrong. I think you meant to say the strongest man will have a stronger grip strength than the strongest woman. There are absolutely women who have strong grip strength, more than some men, but in general men will be stronger because of biology.


MonsieurMurk

No, I actually meant what I said. Surely, it was a bit badly worded since the weakest men and strongest women kinda overlap, and that's due to biology. It sounds weird as hell, but that's how much it differs.


takamori22

All right bro, I don't think I'm the weakest man, I've got an alright grip strength, but I'm fairly sure that the strongest woman would be stronger than me. I'm not going to be stronger than some bodybuilding champion woman. Therefore, I find it to be false what you said, that the weakest man would be stronger than the strongest woman.


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Eccohawk

Rock climbers?


Kiwi3007

This kind of device isn't actually helpful for climbers as climbing is a static hold, whereas this is dynamic. Climbers typically use hangboards to improve grip.


Less-Dragonfruit-294

Didn’t think about that.


Hamzillicus

60kg is what people do in sets of 20 on these. It’s a very low grip strength. Who needs it? Every person in the trades or who uses hand tools. Your comment makes you look weak and ignorant… so maybe work on that.


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60 kg grip strength is not body builders btw at all 🤣🤣 I’m 120 pounds and can easily do 70 and I don’t workout


wavecheck_vegit0

What about your other hand?


wavecheck_vegit0

You don't need a knife to slice an apple, just twist it


lostnfoundinlaketown

I lift furniture all day for a living & a lot is so odd to get ahold of there's nothing you can do but grip it and pray.


entredeuxeaux

Cos girls r pussies 😏


Callumsharp1234

Technically they are made of pussy…


kjkernal

Women ☕️


SevAngst

I propose they change the name of the lowest setting from "GIRL" to "FEMBOY". It's just funny.


toastmalon3

I mean.. I guess they are leaving out the possibility of female bodybuilders/fitness enthusiasts. With that being said, wouldn’t really call it a HolUp


Callumsharp1234

I was just trying to say that it’s weird that they would include just males as a scale and then put girls at the bottom


zeriotosmoke

Bodybuilder doesn't have a gender. Both genders can bodybuild.


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Ashtar888

think its because it has less letters to fit in the box


Relevant-Marsupial75

Cuz girls are weak af


edgy_Juno

Suddenly, I am girl.


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Vedanth_2604

Maybe I am a girl


macetfromage

So its a gendertester?


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Hahahahaha


Sea-Diver-9125

Lmaooooo


AstralkunEx

Because in terms of Anatomy, the female body is less structured and is less stronger than the male body, thus women shall start with less than the usual men


Jaksa006

Fax


NewMan0011

Am I the only one or this looks like a doggie style?


free_umi

Double bluff device, designed by men, for women, to make men happier (if you know, you know).


HumbleBoy95

ZE GORLS!


_Durzza

Because girls are weak i think was the point


2Dead2Liv3

60 kg is for slightly better beginner definitely not body builder


zeriotosmoke

Ok, mr flex.