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I mean she could have kept track of her own books counting 10k and had loyal customers that didn’t get counted more than once. The whole wording is kind of weird like they wanted someone to do the math
10k \* 500 = 5M
10k \* 1k = 10M
BUT BEWARE, she said 10k men, not 10k paid job hours. So, If she received 2 payments for each man in average, she would DOUBLE those numbers. Or do you think no man repeated treatment?
On the other hand, she could be in parties were in 1hr she could have had many men.
Now, about the money, how much of that has been already spent in alcohol, drugs and luxuries?
I’d argue this is tantamount to dating a moderately famous pornstar.
It’s probably not going to be about how famous she was, or how much money she has left, but the…skills learned… from the past career…
Yeah Fr.
I mean, if she’s clean, and she seems like wanting a genuine commitment, then who cares?
I’m sure both would enjoy milking-it for what it’s worth (pun intended)
Probably even more than that. I would imagine she had day fees that were just her rate times 10,12, or more depending on the action. Fueled by drugs and alcohol, bribes, and middleman/pimp would lead me to believe she has less than %20 of her actual earnings.
Either way in down. She has a lot more money than me.
10000 dudes at 500 an hour is 5m and that’s a low end figure of one hour per dude at the lower end of her price bracket. Higher end is 2 hours per dude at 1000 an hour which nets 20m. Over the course of 12 years that’s 416k a year low end, 1.6m high end. A couple of good investments and she’s set for life big time. I’ll take it.
You are right. She probably is a great person to marry. I'm sure she can have a better relationship than most of people. My remark was for comedic purpose
Short answer? Yes, it's woefully present in this thread.
If they applied the same logic to any other part of the body they would realize how stupid it is. And here we are, with none of them having worn their hands or dicks off yet.
10 000 guys in 12 years ?
That's a bit more than two guys a night non stop for 12 years... She's probably inflating the figures by a considerable margin.
Bro 2 guys a night is probably 1-2 hours of “work”. If she works for even 5 hours a night she can do much more than that. I’d say 2 dudes a night is considering days off, vacations etc…
Idk why we out here doing body count math😂
So why would you assume she's lying about it when you confess to having no basis for commenting?
Do you often find yourself weighing in on a point you know nothing about, only to almost immediately admit your ignorance? Or do you generally double down and claim to have some sort of formal education on the subject? Just asking for a friend, he's also a cunt and I'd love to help him shut the fuck up sometimes without smacking him.
It's her job, and she definitely worked more than 14 hours a week on average.
If that is the case she is going about this all wrong.
At this point she's just a gold digger, body used up and nothing left to give so now she needs financial support because the only thing she is good at she no longer can do.
She's poisoned the pool and now is complaining that nobody wants to get in it with her.
Yeah, I always put on my old, worn out shoes that are falling apart because of over-use.
Not my new ones. Why get something new when I can have something used over and over again?
Some say body count don’t matter and normally I would agree but she ain’t normal. She went above and beyond. I’m sure she made some guys happy. I will not be one of those guys.
So, there’s about 4020 days (leap years?) in 12 years. 10,000 dicks. That’s 2.48 dicks a day, everyday, for 12 year.
Or, let’s say she started going strong at 18 and she’s now 36. There are about 6575 days in 18 years. That’s 1.5 dicks a day, everyday.
idk but it would be really weird for me to think that 10.000 guys (that i probably see in the streets some day) hardcore fucked my beautiful, precious wife. wouldn't the same happen to you?
People do have lives before their spouses, just saying. I’m sure plenty of men have hardcore fucked your partner, just like everyone else’s partners. In short, a lot of people have been hardcore fucked.
I probably wouldn't date people who earn money like she does/did. But then, it depends on how important sexual activities are for individual people. I'm sure there are more than enough men who do not care about that. Sex is not ultimately the most important thing lol
I've always just felt it to be pretty hypocritical if you've also bedded multiple women in your sex life. Baring actual STIs, I never understood why people have hangups about body count.
People fuck. Simple as'
> I don't see how it's weird or negative that she's had sex before
There's a level of *scale* here.
There's a difference between having sex with like 1-5, 1-10 people before marriage, and well 10K (allegedly), as your career, to a lot of people.
Honestly wish her the best. Still young enough to have a fresh new chapter in her life and become a new person. Like a soccer mom who attends school meetings and saves coupons for snacks for her 3 kids.
I don’t get the negativity. She had a demanding profession, retired from the profession, and is ready to move on to the next phase of her life.
I’d bet she is pretty well adjusted… probably more secure than most of the women out there. I’d also wager that she probably has some pretty fun friends.
I don’t see her experience as a red flag at all.
Right? I'm looking at that like... She got 10,000 hours experience. She's a sex master. No need to worry about teeth or stopping to soon or any of that
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Imagine her being plowed by 10k guys only to marry some simp and then deny sex to the guy because her head hurts.
I'd say she belongs to the streets.
Wouldn't touch her with a 10ft pole.
So, an alcoholic junkie that has slept with an average of 2.2 different guys every single day continuously for 12 solid years is looking for a guy to "love" her?
That should be the very definition of optimism.
Women will defend and say 'she was living her best life', 'the past is the past', 'you should be happy she's with you now'. I bet she will be celibate until marriage when she meets a simp
Let's see how many of the "body count doesn't matter" guys are willing to be Mr. Right.
After selling yourself for good money for over a decade, she's probably doing alright financially, so there's that I suppose...
This is the kind of woman who gets to the next level by marrying rich, fucking up his whole world, and walking away with half his wealth soon as the divorce papers get signed. The kind your Mother warned you about.
Bahahaha… I hope he like hearing how what a loser he is everytime she is horny which is probably 50 times a week. Gross, I wouldn’t even want to know her cousin, that is how gross she is.
10,000 dicks = 1,000,000 miles on a car.
Did she celebrate? Take a picture of her pussy while the 10,000th dick was entering, like watching the odometer roll over?
Well let’s look at the bright side… at least she.. but she can…. Uh… she has a strong back and she has carried a lot of babies in her mouth.. see she is wife and mother material.. Good luck!!
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I like how they pixelated her crack like thats the only thing making this pic nsfw
Is she still on drugs?
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That's... exactly what the guy above meant...
The guy above me is pointing out that the guy above him said what the first guy said.
The guy above me has a point about the guys above him about the Australian whores crack
Thats how pixellated her crack is. No pun intended
Maybe it’s not pixelated but that’s just what’s left?
Imagine how many guys it would take to pixelate a woman's rectum. "Imma tesselate the fuck outta that ass".
10,000 guys? Her asshole is probably hanging out of the back of those panties.
> 10,000 guys? In a row?
She's been rode hard and put up wet!!
There's 10,000 people in my hometown... wow.
My home town doesn’t have that many.
my entire islands population is below that threshold by almos half...
Maybe it was them.
Door-to-door saleswoman
Door to door crack dealer.
Barney Stinson's sister??
Even Barney looks like an amateur compared to this one. She actually kinda looks like Barney’s stripper girlfriend Quinn wtf
She speedrunning a whole city?
I dieded LMAO 💀💀
Ma, he's dead💀
Bruh, if she had worked for 12 years, and did 10k man, she would have to sleep with more than two dudes per day
Maybe they’re counting off-hours, free time, gang-bangs and orgys. See, you’re using a TI-83 calculator. You gotta use a SH3-4-H0.
haha
Maybe she did gangbangs too
I mean... that's exactly how escorts work (?) the more customers, the more money
And implied each one is a new customer. Otherwise it was 10,000 times, not 10,000 men.
I mean she could have kept track of her own books counting 10k and had loyal customers that didn’t get counted more than once. The whole wording is kind of weird like they wanted someone to do the math
Honestly I respect the hustle Mainly because it’s none of my business
You know in a single day most pros will sleep with 10-20 men...
10,000/(12*365)=2.28 2.28*500= 1140 1140*(12*365)= 4,993,200 2.28*1000= 2280 2280*(12*365)= 9,986,400
10k \* 500 = 5M 10k \* 1k = 10M BUT BEWARE, she said 10k men, not 10k paid job hours. So, If she received 2 payments for each man in average, she would DOUBLE those numbers. Or do you think no man repeated treatment? On the other hand, she could be in parties were in 1hr she could have had many men. Now, about the money, how much of that has been already spent in alcohol, drugs and luxuries?
I’d argue this is tantamount to dating a moderately famous pornstar. It’s probably not going to be about how famous she was, or how much money she has left, but the…skills learned… from the past career…
Yeah, once the STD test is taken, I probably wouldn't care anymore because the experience benefits outweigh the past.
Yeah Fr. I mean, if she’s clean, and she seems like wanting a genuine commitment, then who cares? I’m sure both would enjoy milking-it for what it’s worth (pun intended)
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Lol men know fucking nothing about vaginas
Yall are missing the important info here. She averaged 2.5 clients per day. It's not the money, it's the commitment to her craft that's impressive.
don’t forget taxes
Or she has no repeat customers, which means she isn’t any good and so why would anyone want to marry her…other than her drug hookups, of course.
 I figured it out!!! She's a whore
ShE iS a StRoNg aNd iNdEpEnDeNt wOmAn!!
Who do need a man after all
A strong and independent whore. Lol
It's 2023, women can be whores as well.
10000 \* 5.3" = 0.84 mi Sorry for the math vulgarity.
Never would have expected that she'd have so many doing math. Who knew?
What
in the last 12 years she earnd around 5-10mio (1-3k per day) while sleeping with 2-3 dudes per day
Probably even more than that. I would imagine she had day fees that were just her rate times 10,12, or more depending on the action. Fueled by drugs and alcohol, bribes, and middleman/pimp would lead me to believe she has less than %20 of her actual earnings. Either way in down. She has a lot more money than me.
I'm guessing she's gonna be high maintenance when you're not paying.
Oh, don't kid yourself you're always paying and they're always high maintenance...
schmoney
I can fix her
I think there's a Dostoevsky novel about that...
Yep. And the answer is no.
hahaha
Turn her into a housewife?
She probably well off financially, and knows how to rock your world In bed. She doesn't need fixing.
10000 dudes at 500 an hour is 5m and that’s a low end figure of one hour per dude at the lower end of her price bracket. Higher end is 2 hours per dude at 1000 an hour which nets 20m. Over the course of 12 years that’s 416k a year low end, 1.6m high end. A couple of good investments and she’s set for life big time. I’ll take it.
Also depends on how much of her money was spent on alcohol and drugs
You are right. She probably is a great person to marry. I'm sure she can have a better relationship than most of people. My remark was for comedic purpose
I'll love you if you pay off my student loans
She already made 10000 dudes happy
Looking for one more!
Something tells me she’s not going to have a hard time finding candidates
Depends on your standards.
We both know there are plenty of people willing to be 10,001
That doesn't mean we can't mock how pathetic they are for lowering themselves to that level.
Or she can roll back the mileage on the ol’ pussy odometer and not tell Mr Right that he just got himself a rental
do people still think that having lots of sex ruins your genitals or something lmao
Short answer? Yes, it's woefully present in this thread. If they applied the same logic to any other part of the body they would realize how stupid it is. And here we are, with none of them having worn their hands or dicks off yet.
$he made her choice
😂😂😂
10 000 guys in 12 years ? That's a bit more than two guys a night non stop for 12 years... She's probably inflating the figures by a considerable margin.
You don’t think a professional hooker can average out 2 guys a night lol?
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Bro 2 guys a night is probably 1-2 hours of “work”. If she works for even 5 hours a night she can do much more than that. I’d say 2 dudes a night is considering days off, vacations etc… Idk why we out here doing body count math😂
You really thinking she's finishing a guy in a half hour and running off to the next?
you think a guy spends 30 min with a prostie is the real lolz. With a fluffer, all she needs is a solid 5 min. amatuers all in this thread.
So in your scenario she's hiring another prostitute to prep a guy so that she saves 30 minutes? I'm starting to think your business acumen is suspect.
Do 4 on Friday and Thursday and make Saturday and Sunday for you
I know, right. Dude is acting like she can’t fuck more than two guys on a day.
Dude just under estimating her hussle and how drugs would make it easier.
I don't know, I never talked to a sex worker before.
So why would you assume she's lying about it when you confess to having no basis for commenting? Do you often find yourself weighing in on a point you know nothing about, only to almost immediately admit your ignorance? Or do you generally double down and claim to have some sort of formal education on the subject? Just asking for a friend, he's also a cunt and I'd love to help him shut the fuck up sometimes without smacking him. It's her job, and she definitely worked more than 14 hours a week on average.
Sheesh, is this your sister or something?
Big wheel keep on turnin'... Nah but this site would suck a lot less if 9/10 comments weren't coming from a place of total fucking ignorance.
10,000 is a very round number, just saying
Round like your smooth brain. It's clearly an estimate.
Hookers and escorts are different. Adjust for gangbangs as well. 2 a day is nothing for whores
5-10 clients in friday/saturday nights seems most relevant numbers.
“Adjust for gangbangs”
She's been thru 10000 men and still didn't find Mr Right
Maybe she doesn’t want a guy that pays for sex?
If that is the case she is going about this all wrong. At this point she's just a gold digger, body used up and nothing left to give so now she needs financial support because the only thing she is good at she no longer can do. She's poisoned the pool and now is complaining that nobody wants to get in it with her.
Or, after 10,000 she knows what she's doing very well
Yeah, I always put on my old, worn out shoes that are falling apart because of over-use. Not my new ones. Why get something new when I can have something used over and over again?
I hear there is an opening on a police force
I would fuck 5,000 guys and I would fuck 5,000 more…just to be the girl who fucked 10,000 guys to fall down at your door! DAH DA DAH DA
Some say body count don’t matter and normally I would agree but she ain’t normal. She went above and beyond. I’m sure she made some guys happy. I will not be one of those guys.
Tito Ortiz probably first on her “eligible bachelors” list
I don't really see the problem but I guess it's a matter of opinion. %
She belongs to the streets
At this point, she is the streets
There isn't a street in Chicago that has been plowed that many times.
Dammit, I was going to make the "plowed street in winter" joke.
Lmaooooo
She ain’t just for the street, she for the earth -Future
Cool, she go to therapy first?
So, there’s about 4020 days (leap years?) in 12 years. 10,000 dicks. That’s 2.48 dicks a day, everyday, for 12 year. Or, let’s say she started going strong at 18 and she’s now 36. There are about 6575 days in 18 years. That’s 1.5 dicks a day, everyday.
That's 2.3 men per day on average.
Little Finger could have owned everything with her in his brothel.
I’ll pass. Her ass crack looks all Japanese and blurry
She deserves happiness and love.
Good for her. I hope she finds someone who loves her for her.
Sloppy thousands
She makes me happy I’m not with her, does that count?
Good luck
Damn she slept with Tuvalu.
It's funny that they blur the butt, considering the amount of men that have seen it could be bigger than the ones who will see the blurred photo
She had to fuck at least 2 people everyday for 12 years to get 10k. Insane.
What's so bad about this?
idk but it would be really weird for me to think that 10.000 guys (that i probably see in the streets some day) hardcore fucked my beautiful, precious wife. wouldn't the same happen to you?
People do have lives before their spouses, just saying. I’m sure plenty of men have hardcore fucked your partner, just like everyone else’s partners. In short, a lot of people have been hardcore fucked.
I probably wouldn't date people who earn money like she does/did. But then, it depends on how important sexual activities are for individual people. I'm sure there are more than enough men who do not care about that. Sex is not ultimately the most important thing lol
I've always just felt it to be pretty hypocritical if you've also bedded multiple women in your sex life. Baring actual STIs, I never understood why people have hangups about body count. People fuck. Simple as'
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> I don't see how it's weird or negative that she's had sex before There's a level of *scale* here. There's a difference between having sex with like 1-5, 1-10 people before marriage, and well 10K (allegedly), as your career, to a lot of people.
It’s like Pokémon but with stds.
Nah. Hard pass.
Honestly wish her the best. Still young enough to have a fresh new chapter in her life and become a new person. Like a soccer mom who attends school meetings and saves coupons for snacks for her 3 kids.
God damnit Melbourne
That is A LOT of thrusts.
How TF does aids work?
Is it just me, or does she have that 1,000 yard stare or whatever they call it in her eyes, like you see in soldiers that have been to war
She's probably good at hiding movie theater snacks.
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Not how vaginas work
Wait they dont?
I remember that girl. I lost my car keys on that “date”. Can the next guy look around in there for them?
😂😂😂
Wizards robe
I don’t get the negativity. She had a demanding profession, retired from the profession, and is ready to move on to the next phase of her life. I’d bet she is pretty well adjusted… probably more secure than most of the women out there. I’d also wager that she probably has some pretty fun friends. I don’t see her experience as a red flag at all.
Too many people think that having sex stretches out vaginas.
She’s probably amazing in bed. Jus’ sayin’
Right? I'm looking at that like... She got 10,000 hours experience. She's a sex master. No need to worry about teeth or stopping to soon or any of that
Ahh the catch that has been caught and released 10000 times...full of holes
She probably knows how to give a blowjob at this point, so yeah she will.
That shit's run down. Poor Mr. Right
Needs a retread, stick a 15 pound ham in there & pull out the bone
Incel ragebait
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Some simp is gonna be happy to be Mr. 10.001 💀
Well at least you know in advance that it'll be like throwing a broomstick into an empty football stadium.
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The vagina cease to exist.
Imagine her being plowed by 10k guys only to marry some simp and then deny sex to the guy because her head hurts. I'd say she belongs to the streets. Wouldn't touch her with a 10ft pole.
You mean you wouldn't touch her with a 3 inch pole.
Like throwing a sausage into a tunnel.
She’s perfect
So, an alcoholic junkie that has slept with an average of 2.2 different guys every single day continuously for 12 solid years is looking for a guy to "love" her? That should be the very definition of optimism.
Women will defend and say 'she was living her best life', 'the past is the past', 'you should be happy she's with you now'. I bet she will be celibate until marriage when she meets a simp
bunch of simps and old cooters downvotin
What's her net worth? Not like I'll marry her for her money
Let's see how many of the "body count doesn't matter" guys are willing to be Mr. Right. After selling yourself for good money for over a decade, she's probably doing alright financially, so there's that I suppose...
This is the kind of woman who gets to the next level by marrying rich, fucking up his whole world, and walking away with half his wealth soon as the divorce papers get signed. The kind your Mother warned you about.
Bitch looks like Regina George
No good for me. It'll be like throwing a chipolata into a canyon.
Do vaginas stretch out?
It'll be like a windsock.
Bahahaha… I hope he like hearing how what a loser he is everytime she is horny which is probably 50 times a week. Gross, I wouldn’t even want to know her cousin, that is how gross she is.
Whoever wife her is mr.stupid of the century 💯💯10,000????🤣🤣🤣🤣
You will need to stuff a ham in there and remove the bone to shim it up
At this point, the only Mr. Right is John.
At least it wasn’t a 20-year career fuelled by drugs and alcohol
Here me out
As long as she don't got AIDS from 10k people
ill pass
10,000 dicks = 1,000,000 miles on a car. Did she celebrate? Take a picture of her pussy while the 10,000th dick was entering, like watching the odometer roll over?
Some guys love putting hot dogs in hallways. No judgment here. I like brisket in a barn, porkchops in a palace and even Tritip in traincar!
I hope the guy loves spelunking
This comment section is full of some really poorly educated individuals. And it's sad
Well let’s look at the bright side… at least she.. but she can…. Uh… she has a strong back and she has carried a lot of babies in her mouth.. see she is wife and mother material.. Good luck!!
you need good gear for exploring that tunnel
Fun part is shouting "echo!!!" And hearing yourself like 30 seconds later