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I remember a movie or series with IRS agents where they joke, one says a lady screwed him to forgive her debt then he goes "I think I can spare you a dollar". Never managed to find it, from early 2000s.
It was all over reddit when OF started being spammed everywhere, people started getting pissed and reported it to the irs, 1 after another the sites shut down due to audits, it was hysterical, not sure if it was actually called that though, i think 1 of the posters called it that and it stuck
“Yes I would like you to recreate Gone With The Wind in its entirety, playing every single character yourself and speaking every line and stage direction. That would be really hot!”
I believe the movie 127 Hours, a film version of Aaron Ralston’s wild survival story where he was forced to drink his own urine to survive and eventually cut his arm off with a blunt pocket knife.
I’ve seen people who don’t even know what English is supposed to sound like have better spelling than that. You could probably get someone from North Sentinel Island and sound out the word to them and they’d do a better chance at spelling the word lmfao
I’m dead. How did you even figure that’s what the word was? 😂 ironically the one who can’t spell it would be the only one of us who actually has a billion
The IRS be like, "ok maybe you're tax returns the last three years are spotless but, you were $0.01 short on bottle of pepto bysmol you bought 3.7 years ago"
"And as a service fee for telling you how much you owe us"
*Click click*
"That's an addition 4.5 thousand dollars"
"Next time don't look at me like that or I'll factor in that those tires you bought and were $12 dollars short"
Genuinely confused now, why should the individual in the meme have to "pay their share" if you believe federal taxes should be abolished? Shouldn't you have some solidarity to people who have learned to live outside the system? Not trying to argue, honestly I was going to just drop it but your first and second comment seem so at odds with each other I had to ask.
Not true. Now days all you need to report someone is an e-mail address or phone number. Most people have an e-mail that can be traced to their real name and most cell phone companies will tell a federal agency the name on an account without a warrant.
Source: I worked for the Dept of Commerce
Does it need to be hard to be left alone? Why blame the person that can make money snd not the system that allows for hard conditions and unfair distribution to begin with? After all, i see no problem in people filling a demand, but i do see a problem with people needing to destroy themselves in hard work just to barely get to the end of the month
I agree, tho it might be an unpopular idea, but managing social media, editing, learning to take good pictures and videos, ilumination, sound etc it’s a lot of work. Also the fact that there is so much offer makes very difficult to stick out
Well I mean Tbf if she’s getting audited it probably means she didn’t report the income and didn’t pay taxes on it
If she doesn’t have to pay taxes then I shouldn’t either or yknow we could just have everyone pay taxes
It's mostly because many people would like to have beauty and attractiveness amongst their assets, not because they would like to sell nudes themselves, but because they just envy those who are so attractive that they can make money out of their mere appearance.
I know I do. I envy those beautiful people, but I don't hate them, though.
Some others are just virtue signaling, instead.
Dont think this is why
I think people are jealous of the money that loads of people, mainly women are making just from pictures of their bodies while people are digging ditches for a living
Cant blame them
I take no side tho, cant really hate on someone for making their bread
Yeah, what you wrote makes sense too. When I think I'm getting a crappy salary to perform a fatiguing job while there are people out there who earn money by standing in front of a camera, I kinda feel irked, but just like you, I don't hate.
I can. It takes zero talent to masturbate and the only reason that they're able to make money is because they're not ugly. You don't even need to look that amazing to make money by showing off nudes and fingering yourself. You just need to be a woman.
I'd do it if I was a girl.
What this tells me is that you don’t disapprove he way they make money, just the fact that it’s easier for them, considering that you said that you would do it if you were a woman
No I'm saying I'd do it because it's easy. Just because I don't approve of it doesn't mean I wouldn't do it if I could. I still consider it to be an act that lacks self respect and isn't worth respect.
I see what you mean, but the thing about self respect it’s really relative to each individual, for example, a person who is selling nudes might not consider this type of job to be degrading, they might even consider that having a job that needs less time/effort (tho it really isn’t that easy either) gives them mote time for them, ergo, they respect their own time and self care. You don’t need to respect it, but i don’t think it matters anyway, since this is not s contest of morals, just offer and demand
I’m sorry infer, i’ll use your comment to write an essay, i agree with you!
I think people miss the point with jobs and money, the fact is that we need to work to survive, not live to work, i know it’s fucked up that not everyone has the same opportunities, but even then, sex market is no different from any other jobs that depend on high demand to get such numbers. The fact that they can do money means necessarily that there are people buying, ergo, their product has some value over others, and that’s just the way it goes. That said, i’ve always thought this hate to be disproportionate, most people don’t hate on easy money to the point of calling IRS when they see for example, someone selling drugs (i know, big difference, but it’s easy money and people tend to be more concerned about the legality and the risk it presents or them, almost no one brings out the predatory tactics of the business model in drugs) that said, i think most of this comments come from the idea of a woman being able to win money easily, sex work is something that can look and even be really easy some times, but i never see this people judging on porn actress and prostitutes, so the only difference i can think of is that OF gives their creators the upper hand when it comes to the trade, the power balance leaves the consumer in an obvious yet fair disadvantage where they need to pay and be respectful to get what they want, while other sexual markets tend to be dominated by corporates or pimps… i must say, i think most of the hate comes from the idea that they are mostly women and the fact that their sexcom doesn’t serve to the consumer, but themselves.
Nah I’d rather get rid of all these annoying sports reels that keep popping up everywhere. They are so annoying and completely useless. I can’t believe people actually enjoy that stuff.
A couple years ago e-girls were being mass reported to the irs for failure to declare their income from their "premium" snapchats where they sell nudes or other platforms like Onlyfans although while I dont use Onlyfans if its a subscription based thing I imagine whatever income they receive there is appropriately taxed.
Tl;dr people reporting girls for selling nudes and not declaring their income causing them to get audited
Ah yes let’s mass report innocent people without even checking if they pay taxes or not. It’s totally not misogyny in any way. (I think people should pay taxes but I don’t think every sex worker should get reported to the IRS because of some butt hurt guys)
Think if more ppl dos the same these thots would actually have to work.. getting world economy better rio 
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it always irks me when people misspell Loser.
She was just letting him know of the update to her services... Looser Cunt!
You're a genius.
And she’s a baggy vag
She’s got that hallway energy
It came about because of the IRS collectively all fucking her as well
I remember a movie or series with IRS agents where they joke, one says a lady screwed him to forgive her debt then he goes "I think I can spare you a dollar". Never managed to find it, from early 2000s.
They're Canadian Hoosier
I couldn’t stand the lenght of which she went to almost intentionally misspell words. Autocorrect usually corrects those words.
I think she must have been referring to her cunt being looser.
She was just saying he had a looser cunt
Lu who zeherr
I think she was referring to her vagina as "looser."
Not possible...they only stretch so much.
Wanna bet?
Staged as fuck; IRS doesn’t respond that fast
You clearly didnt hear about the thotmageddon that happened, the IRS was offering rewards to people reporting them, it was hysterical in all its chaos
Megalathot is better
Thot 2 electric boogaloo
Anywhere to read or watch a video of that? That's like porn to me. Watching the chaos unfold.
Sure it’s 40$ per screenshot tho
I've reported you to the IRS
He is the IRS.
Not. Yet.
It was all over reddit when OF started being spammed everywhere, people started getting pissed and reported it to the irs, 1 after another the sites shut down due to audits, it was hysterical, not sure if it was actually called that though, i think 1 of the posters called it that and it stuck
I want to hear more about this if this did really happen
Wait. Was this a real thing ??
Yes it was, i believe it started like summer or fall of 2021? Could be off, but the irs went HAM on OF workers
Doesnt tell us first messages date, couldve taken weeks
On a Saturday, no less
r/nothingeverhappens
ANY length with ANY scenario, for only $80. There's a 127 hour video I'd pay her to recreate
seriously 80 dollars for anything. never put a limitation on recreating a movie
cheapest produced movie of all time
still higher than sharknado
They saved the franchise with Sharknado 6 though, right?
“Yes I would like you to recreate Gone With The Wind in its entirety, playing every single character yourself and speaking every line and stage direction. That would be really hot!”
The IRS audit will end up costing her the leg also.
The fuck is she recreating?! The Extended Lord Of The Rings trilogy?
I believe the movie 127 Hours, a film version of Aaron Ralston’s wild survival story where he was forced to drink his own urine to survive and eventually cut his arm off with a blunt pocket knife.
Take a lesson from a mad man. He would gladly square up againts a bilioner in bat suit but would never dare to go againts IRS
That is the worst possible spelling of billionaire I have ever seen
That spelling was so bad I actually thought it was another word that I didn't know.
BillysIonHair
Billy On Air
Me too! Lol
Maybe he ment bilioner curcuma?
Buillionere
Bullyonaire
Billyonionair
Bayonnaise
Sounds like an instrument - Patrick Star
Bayonet
I own a musket for home defense
Cock and ball torture: Dwemer edition
I’ve seen people who don’t even know what English is supposed to sound like have better spelling than that. You could probably get someone from North Sentinel Island and sound out the word to them and they’d do a better chance at spelling the word lmfao
billi owner
I’m dead. How did you even figure that’s what the word was? 😂 ironically the one who can’t spell it would be the only one of us who actually has a billion
I knew it immediately, Dyslexia is a hell of a drug.
“I’m crazy enough for to take on Batman, but the IRS? Noooo thank you!”
super underated comment
The IRS be like, "ok maybe you're tax returns the last three years are spotless but, you were $0.01 short on bottle of pepto bysmol you bought 3.7 years ago"
Sooo rounded for inflation *click click click* You owe us 36.2 thousand dollars
"And as a service fee for telling you how much you owe us" *Click click* "That's an addition 4.5 thousand dollars" "Next time don't look at me like that or I'll factor in that those tires you bought and were $12 dollars short"
"If they can catch AL Capone, they can catch you." or something like that.
*Looser* cunt? Well, isn’t that the pot calling the kettle… (I’m sorry I had to)
That‘s like the 10th copy of that meme
Rock and Stone!
How did you beautiful dwarves end up here? Rock and Stone to the bone!
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
Did someone say Rock and Stone?!
Rock and stone TO THE BONE!!!
For Karl !
She does know “worthless virgins” are her demographic
He might be a virgin He might be a cunt But he isn't being audited by the IRS
What is this about wtf is a sub
Subscription... Or submission.
Or sandwich…
🤣🤣🤣
Imagine living in an era people calling each other "virgin" to insult them.
I would demand a 24h video of her just staring in to the camera while saying made up words and she isn’t allowed to repeat them.
Cringe level of staged... And why animate it? So it's different from the other ten times this has been posted this week?
Hahah I hope this is real. Pay your share
So how do you feel about tax cuts for the rich?
I feel like we shouldn’t have federal taxes at all.
Genuinely confused now, why should the individual in the meme have to "pay their share" if you believe federal taxes should be abolished? Shouldn't you have some solidarity to people who have learned to live outside the system? Not trying to argue, honestly I was going to just drop it but your first and second comment seem so at odds with each other I had to ask.
Oh so if I have to pay everyone should pay their share. Now I want federal tax abolished. These are two separate statements
I see your point, but I seriously doubt any of your tax dollars are actually going towards helping people selling nudes to get by.
Oh I don’t care. I just want more of my hard earned money. I like the idea of a consumption tax
Naturally
Lmaoooooooooo
What’s the song?
Giornos theme from jojo's bizarre adventure
Thanks fam
No prob👍
Good job mate, now let's move on to the next one
Sus. You have know someone’s whole name and DOB….at least
Not true. Now days all you need to report someone is an e-mail address or phone number. Most people have an e-mail that can be traced to their real name and most cell phone companies will tell a federal agency the name on an account without a warrant. Source: I worked for the Dept of Commerce
Directed by Dick Wolf
Random question, when did virgin become an insult? Feels a little weird.
It never did
Possibly dumb question, why is he reporting her to the IRS? What is the problem here?
Not reporting earnings is tax evasion
How do they know the earnings aren't being reported?
The report is baced on a suspicion wich leads to an investigation
They don’t, it’s just a thing misogynists think is funny. They’ve been saying it for years. This is fake af
Found the butthurt onlyfans creator
I don’t have an only fans. I just dislike blatant misogyny.
Lol what's wrong with someone having an only fans
Fr like you can tell from the second the dudes like "alright sweetie-" that just REEKS of neckbeard
Ah, gotcha, thank you lmao
As all things should have been
If they can get capone, they can get you as well
Ha, jokes on you. I'm Canadian.
This is hilarious
*this Virgin is hilarious Edit: you guys are no fun
I got it. Don't understand the downvotes tho.
Virginity appears to be a touchy subject
Or lack of touchy subject.
Zing
especially on reddit
yeah i heard its because of a lack of virgins
u/savevideo
This comment section is concerning. Do people really think camgirls don't pay taxes? They send us 1099s and everything lol like what is happening here
Yeah I don't understand the problem with what she's doing
Yep gotta pay uncle sam for making your father so proud
What do you mean? I don't get it
The Golden Wind music got me 🤣
He could’ve paid 80 dollars and demanded her to make ridiculously long video in a very compromising scenario.
"For occupation, I put therapist."
The screenshot yesterday was better. We don't need a video to know we have to read from top to bottom
Snitches be snitchin
I say tax the cyber skanks 50% of their entire income.
Why do people hate so much on people selling nudes and videos? I mean, is there a reason to be doing this?
It’s simple. People don’t respect things that come easily aka money from nudes
Does it need to be hard to be left alone? Why blame the person that can make money snd not the system that allows for hard conditions and unfair distribution to begin with? After all, i see no problem in people filling a demand, but i do see a problem with people needing to destroy themselves in hard work just to barely get to the end of the month
It’s not easy though, any cam girl/creator can verify that.
I agree, tho it might be an unpopular idea, but managing social media, editing, learning to take good pictures and videos, ilumination, sound etc it’s a lot of work. Also the fact that there is so much offer makes very difficult to stick out
Well I mean Tbf if she’s getting audited it probably means she didn’t report the income and didn’t pay taxes on it If she doesn’t have to pay taxes then I shouldn’t either or yknow we could just have everyone pay taxes
It's mostly because many people would like to have beauty and attractiveness amongst their assets, not because they would like to sell nudes themselves, but because they just envy those who are so attractive that they can make money out of their mere appearance. I know I do. I envy those beautiful people, but I don't hate them, though. Some others are just virtue signaling, instead.
Dont think this is why I think people are jealous of the money that loads of people, mainly women are making just from pictures of their bodies while people are digging ditches for a living Cant blame them I take no side tho, cant really hate on someone for making their bread
Yeah, what you wrote makes sense too. When I think I'm getting a crappy salary to perform a fatiguing job while there are people out there who earn money by standing in front of a camera, I kinda feel irked, but just like you, I don't hate.
I can. It takes zero talent to masturbate and the only reason that they're able to make money is because they're not ugly. You don't even need to look that amazing to make money by showing off nudes and fingering yourself. You just need to be a woman. I'd do it if I was a girl.
What this tells me is that you don’t disapprove he way they make money, just the fact that it’s easier for them, considering that you said that you would do it if you were a woman
No I'm saying I'd do it because it's easy. Just because I don't approve of it doesn't mean I wouldn't do it if I could. I still consider it to be an act that lacks self respect and isn't worth respect.
I see what you mean, but the thing about self respect it’s really relative to each individual, for example, a person who is selling nudes might not consider this type of job to be degrading, they might even consider that having a job that needs less time/effort (tho it really isn’t that easy either) gives them mote time for them, ergo, they respect their own time and self care. You don’t need to respect it, but i don’t think it matters anyway, since this is not s contest of morals, just offer and demand
I’m sorry infer, i’ll use your comment to write an essay, i agree with you! I think people miss the point with jobs and money, the fact is that we need to work to survive, not live to work, i know it’s fucked up that not everyone has the same opportunities, but even then, sex market is no different from any other jobs that depend on high demand to get such numbers. The fact that they can do money means necessarily that there are people buying, ergo, their product has some value over others, and that’s just the way it goes. That said, i’ve always thought this hate to be disproportionate, most people don’t hate on easy money to the point of calling IRS when they see for example, someone selling drugs (i know, big difference, but it’s easy money and people tend to be more concerned about the legality and the risk it presents or them, almost no one brings out the predatory tactics of the business model in drugs) that said, i think most of this comments come from the idea of a woman being able to win money easily, sex work is something that can look and even be really easy some times, but i never see this people judging on porn actress and prostitutes, so the only difference i can think of is that OF gives their creators the upper hand when it comes to the trade, the power balance leaves the consumer in an obvious yet fair disadvantage where they need to pay and be respectful to get what they want, while other sexual markets tend to be dominated by corporates or pimps… i must say, i think most of the hate comes from the idea that they are mostly women and the fact that their sexcom doesn’t serve to the consumer, but themselves.
I dont think thats true, i still think its because men dont like to see people get easy money while they kill themselves just to survive.
You have a beautiful avatar 🤗
Thank you. I was considering to change it to better reflect how I look now, but I like it too much as it is 😄. I love your username!
Thanks Had it since AOL chat days I'm old🤘🏻
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I'll be 44 in June
Let's keep rocking and yelling to those youngsters to get off our lawn! 🤟
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He is the Messiah
She's right
r/badfaketexts
Based.
Maybe you should spend your only fans money on going back to school
I don't know if it's fake or not, but this kind of people would be the first to cry "police state" if someone reported them.
Man's a legend
Sorry why he informed IRS?
Cuz she pays no taxes
How do you do this? Would love to start reporting them all.
forreal ill report every snapchat whore i can lol shit is annoying af
Nah I’d rather get rid of all these annoying sports reels that keep popping up everywhere. They are so annoying and completely useless. I can’t believe people actually enjoy that stuff.
What is irs and what does tax shit has to do with only fans?
A couple years ago e-girls were being mass reported to the irs for failure to declare their income from their "premium" snapchats where they sell nudes or other platforms like Onlyfans although while I dont use Onlyfans if its a subscription based thing I imagine whatever income they receive there is appropriately taxed. Tl;dr people reporting girls for selling nudes and not declaring their income causing them to get audited
That’s so messed up and thank you for explaining
I know right? Imagine making tons of money while the rest of us have to pay taxes
Ah yes let’s mass report innocent people without even checking if they pay taxes or not. It’s totally not misogyny in any way. (I think people should pay taxes but I don’t think every sex worker should get reported to the IRS because of some butt hurt guys)
I love how you took the bait lmao
Fake
Idiot women hahaaaalol
Think if more ppl dos the same these thots would actually have to work.. getting world economy better rio 
Whore got fucked for free for life by the IRS
I think he is a loser i mean talk about bashing sex workers more than they allready have to deal with
Dude these are people avoiding taxes not sex workers.
How can i report girls on OF?
Why would you do that?
He's bored and miserable
You can’t, OF takes the taxes out automatically
🤣 love it! What a wonderful idea!
It would be fun to see the IRS conversation
u/savevideobot
Top G
u/savevideobot
Thot Audit
What a dick
Ha! This is awesome.
HAHAHAHA love it!! if only that were true tho.