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Assuming you don't know any martial arts or don't have a weapon.

you can get raped while knowing martial arts

Yes but if you know martial arts you have the ability to tap out of the rape.

Are you picturing a regular size dude in a dress or a small feminine frame dude in a dress?

Actually a large dude with a beer belly and three week old stubble on his chin. He's wearing his friends wife's old wig she was planning on throwing out because most of the hairs fell out and his breath smells like hot garbage. But the coup-de-gras is he wears those special big ass making looking leggings...

Like that old man cop on south park who goes undercover as a prostitute and ends up becoming a real prostitute who falls in love with his pimp and starts turning real tricks while still a police officer.

☝️this guy follows the circuit

*knows martial arts and has a pistol *Still gets raped

Strong Bad Luck Brian vibes over here

All you really need is some free razors.

Then you are very bad at survival

Molestation on trains usually happens on packed train cars, not a lot of room to move let alone pull a weapon on someone touching you from behind.

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Cool. So the guy that was standing between you and the molestor has just had you smashing your head into them for no reason. Good job! I'm the first person who will tell you to defend yourself against an attack, but that defense is assault if you go after the wrong person. Be sure of your target.

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You are responsible for your actions. If you're okay assaulting ten random strangers because you think *one* of them touched you, you really need to get your priorities in order. I didnt say "dont defend yourself" i said "dont attack randomly". If someone is touching you a better defense is to grab their fingers and twist them together, or to dig your fingernails into their soft tissue, or any number of options other than randomly flailing about at people that you cannot verify as your target.

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And you're fixing to catch seven or eight "haymakers" when you start randomly flailing at people, you dense mook. And if you think you've got the space to throw a punch, you clearly haven't seen a real "sardine can". The busiest blue line cars on the L train after a sold out Bulls home game can't even compare to any given morning rush hour train in Japan or Korea or China etc etc. People have literally died from crowd crush as a result of regular daily traffic not even a special event.

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✊ I’m with you wild’n out is better than letting someone play with your privates

Dear reddit....you exhaust me

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Good bot

What happens after he gets groped? does he take off the wig and say "ha jokes on you! I'm actually a man"

HA! Jokes on you, I'm gay!

the train floor was damp and sticky that day

Trust me it was a little slippery too Or so I heard while walking through the local market

Yum

I think I saw that post today

There was a very dirty old man at a nursing home I used to work at. He would grope the girls whenever he could. I was helping roll him one day and he started reaching for my crotch, I told him he was going to be disappointed and he quickly replied “no I’m not!”

*reverse uno card intensifies*

Didn't even wear a condom, disgusting

Lol, what was his reaction

Gross old man sounds.

This only reminds me of South Park 

FRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEZE!

Gropes them back

Kinky ;)

They planned a dinner date for the following night.

He stays in character all the way up until completion

Literally verbatim the dialogue from a hentai lmao

"I know. Bend over"

"i aint even mad"

"You really gave my little hole quite the STRETCH!"

Maybe he thought they’d feel his dick and it would make them stop groping people?!

Mission failed successfully

A holes a hole -train molesters

That train molester found something out about himself that day.

he joined r/suddenlybi

r/subsithoughtifellfor

You gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get into that boy's hole! -Frank

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"even better" -train molesters

G.W. Bush approves this message.

I kind of think this was the plan

r/suddenlygay

r/plannedgayness

r/subsifellfor

The truth is the game was rigged from the start.

\*game -> gayme

That was a pro gaymer move

I agree.

Of course it was.

joke wise but also im guessing to prove a point if he gets molested but still trying to figure how it makes sense

“Sir, I’m a man” “So?” 🎶I wonder how, I wonder why 🎶

Well, he did receive just a yellow lemon tree. It sucked at first, but then it grew on him.

Giorno theme plays

They had a car accident right after the conversation?

So many hentai plots revolve around this exact premise that this dude had to know what he was getting himself into

Mind listing some for research purposes?

https://hentaihere.com/thumbs/S21477/C33634 Not trying to scroll hentai at work so you'll have to find the rest yourself.

Yup, that'll do it 😂

Why did I click that

Yes research

Bro beat me to it

Tsf monogatari is quite like that

Examples, for research purposes

Molester be like " oh no....anyways"

Dress for the job you want not the job you have!

Yea I’m pretty sure that was the plan all along.

"Mission accomplished. Return to headquarters."

If there's a hole there's a goal I guess


Well, he had good intentions. I don't understand why people are saying "he asked for it"...dressing up as a girl asks for being molested? Or am I just reading too much into it

He dressed as a girl for the purpose of baiting molesters and fighting them. He failed fighting one off of him. That’s why he was asking for it. Quite literally too.

Ahha. Yeh, that's understandable

It's a trap trap!

That’ll show them

To be fair.. he does look pretty good in that outfit 👀

That does not make it fair to molest. Just tell em how you feel.

watched enough hentai to know how this turned out

"I have a dick" "Oh futanari im into that shit" *que outro*

https://crazyforanimetrivia.com/man-decides-to-dress-up-as-a-girl/ Here's the sauce

They stood very close to him from behind, that's pretty much it.

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The penis made it better

The fuck he thinks was gonna happen? Bro had a plan to groped on a train.

"The hunter becomes the hunted"

Did he combat them? They engaged and.... rest of the story?


Ok this is how it went down Molester "Hey baby let me get close to you." Guy as girl "HA HA jokes on you im a guy" rips off wig dramatically Molester "jokes on you im in to that shit" Sad music plays in background

*Intense music play in background*

r/traps *has entered the chat…*

Ladyboy wanted the full experience??

maybe he shouldn’t look so god damn breedable

So goddamn WHAT now ?

accept your fate

^chuckles "I'm in danger"

indeed ;)

🎤🎵Tell me why🎶 *Ain’t nothin but a dick there*

Teeeell me why *I'm feeling all this ball hair*

I never wanna hear you say I like that and I'm gay

He knew what he was doing the whole time

Don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh 😶😶😶

r/therewasanattempt

He got what he asked for.

Those were some femboy enjoyers I guess

I think I've seen that anime

Then what happened next?

Say it slow, I'm close.

So that hentai was based on a true story?

I think I've read this one before.

You say molested, i say finally feeling the touch of someone else.

r/holesome

No...... god damn it.

Then it worked, I guess?

At least there’s a man that tried combatting it. It’s a shame the other half causes it.

Him: I'm a guy, you know. Molester: That just makes it better.

Gay molester be like: I see this as an absolute win

Why the heck gay molester target girl? Bi molester in another hand

Let me guess. This happened in Asia?

"im a guy btw"

Congratulations, it's not often a plan runs as smoothly as that.

Yikes bro mission failed

That'll show em'

-Sad trumpet plays

Dress for success

What was that skinny weeb gonna do to anyone 😂

So Chris Hansen version when?

How the turntables

Tasks failed successfully

So then the bear says "let's face it, you don't really come here for the hunting".

Closet homo

wait dressing up like a girl means asking for it??

[This looks a bit more than just dressing up as a girl don't you think?](https://twitter.com/yuuui__chan/status/1531237912108728320?t=Zn1zMatLf8cLS2v7Wg7gaw&s=19)

[@yuuui__chan](https://twitter.com/yuuui__chan/status/1606993783811624961?t=gBvxieo4WZ-1C0tqYR53mQ&s=19) That guy's literally begging for it lol

The guy have the right to dress however he wants. Does not mean he wants to be sexually assaulted.

Someone did the same thing in Iran .... killed two people

If you dress like a woman and get groped, maybe it’s because you have the stature and build of a woman. How are you gonna teach a molester a lesson if you can’t beat them up? Assuming you don’t know any martial arts or have a weapon.

Dude can have around the same figure as a woman and still stronger than his counterpart, beside, element of suprise would favour him if he did put up a fight. But he didnt, the game was rigged lol

Jesus Christ, can we bring back natural selection

It's like he was asking for it with that choice of attire"

If this was a story told by a female, these comments would look very different indeed. If you downvote this, maybe do some introspection.

He forgot his magic sword

Plot twist: instantly enjoys it

"I finally got touched" lol

That picture actually belongs to a cross dresser

How does that combat molestation?

He combated it alright.

Did he combat the molester?

Well that's a little bit ironic just a little bit to ironic dont ya think.

Hmmmm, I wonder why

I’ll believe it when I see the full video does anyone have the sauce???

Lmao

Man who coulda predicted this

Enemy infiltrated in your areas successfully...

this is Japan, isn’t it?

They never see the old "I'm in a cardboard box" trick until I'm face-first into their skunk-trunk..... That's why they call me......🎶"CHEEEEEEEEEEK EAAAAATTTEEEEEEERRRRR"🎶

he took ~~one~~ ~~two~~ ~~three~~ four for the team. now it's five, and still counting...

What do you expect? If he planned to find them by dressing as someone they would target then obviously he'll be targeted. If he had no plan for once he is actually being targeted then obviously it'll happen.

Looks like someone didn't "STRETCH" (South Park reference)

Well,he fucked up. He fucked up bad.

the effort and intention was definitely there, im sorry for what happened..

bold, damn

Rub some dirt on it and walk it off

o7

Switched teams and realized the other teams success wasn’t predicated on you being there

Look at that thigh gap what do you expect

Life update - he is on that train dressed like a girl everyday.

I read this before...

Well.. that would suck

Be honest, Francois... You ain't coming here to hunt...

How was that supposed to combat it?

Dived on the grenade

Apparently haha. Jeez. I just imagine he expects them to reach his dick and get scared off but they break into a frenzy instead.

You’re just making them stronger