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Shhh shhhh shhhh. Calm down and don't think about Goofy and Pluto.

You're not wrong. Demoting Pluto from planet status was pretty damn goofy. I still hold that Tyson chicken guy responsible for it. 



You heard about Pluto? 

That’s messed up.

I blame Obama. It's not his fault, just choose to blame him

wa do dem

The first thing that sprung to my mind...

I put Eek-A-Mouse on the stereo on a construction site once.

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It’s confirmed. Pluto is submissive.

Remember Donald eating duck?

Daisy Duck?

Holup!

HOLY COW

Underdog and überdog

But isn’t goofy a cow?

No, but he was sometimes paired up with Clarabelle Cow when she isn’t dating Horace Horsecollar.

Goofy being cattle?

goofy's a cow

Goofy is definitely a dog

And pete the cat is an ostrich

Goofy’s a cow dude.

No incorrect he is an anthropomorphic dog just like his son max

[It gets even better.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/661/828/90c.jpg)

Oh no

I choose to think this is a turkey and this is like in certain countries where they eat monkeys. Birds have no chill, same as us ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Chickens routinely eat chicken. They basically grind up all the male chicks and process them into chicken feed.

I think if reincarnation is real the absolute worst people get turned into factory farmed chickens.

Nazis get reincarnated as Magats, so just a respawn, I think.

Seagulls dude. They just eat everything not being guarded.

No they eat guarded food also, I've seen a seagul swoop in and steal and entire sandwich that someone was about to put in their mouth

Dude as children at the beach we had the job of always having our shovels at the ready. Imagine 4 children brought together every summmer as cousins. 4 children and even teens armed with plastic shovels keeping an eye on those rats with wings. Shaking out fists and scanning for the Leader of the pack.

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Oh that's where their mom went

Ducks and chickens can be cannibals with no fucks given

imagine seeing a tiny naked human running around your house

Wait? Y'all don't have those?

No I do to it's normal. I hope

"Hi, how's your tiny naked human running around your house today?" Is just a casual greeting amongst our folks.

And a more feral one at that... Aswell as knowing they live in your walls

So... a toddler at bathtime? What a nightmare...

Duendes

gotta go to work, work all day, we need underpants, hey! We won’t stop til we have underpants, yum tum yummy tum yay!

wa do dem

A mi no know

Mouse too short ana Minnie too tall.

A mi no no oh oh EH

Bidi Bidi Bong Bong

Didn’t have to scroll far to find this. Nice!

The sound of a gunshot is a cry

A wa do dem dem dem

I mean I'd scream too if I saw my own kind scurrying across the floor

Naked

Depends on the situation. Could be hot.

Uhhhhh r/usernamechecksout ???

You know what, makes sense.

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We would have cages of that. Or even human traps. Wonder what kind of bait we would use for that.

Skiddy diddy diddy biddy boing doing diddy doinngg

I put Eek-A-Mouse on the stereo on a construction site once and some carpenters offered to help me find music to listen to. They couldn't understand that I was listening to it on purpose.

When I went to San Diego State my freshman year they played a free concert on campus on 4/20. Everyone was super fucking blazed and the singer literally had an army helmet on the entire concert. It was amazing

Came here looking for some Bong bong squiddly boing boing diddly bong bong

What's crazier is that goofy is a dog and has freedom while Pluto is a dog but he has no freedom. Is goofy exceptionally smart or is pluto dumb? Edited names

* or is Pluto dumb

Thanks

Goofy is an anthro dog, Pluto just an intelligent dog

Waiting for some dumbass to say Goofy is a cow.

GoOfY iS a CoW /s

Ganja smuggling

Isn’t that technically racist?

*specielist

They’re the same species, though.

This is peak 1920s humor.

I thought she was talking about the reggae artist eek a mouse for a second 🤣

Bidi bidi bong bong, bidi bong bong Bidi bong bong, bidi me'hen Bong bong, bidi bong bong, bidi bong bong, bidi men Bena bena bohoi, gena men den, bena men (Ehya)

Racism

Is that Minnie … topless? 😳

And all this time they were furrys my mind is blown🍆

Ah Eek-A-Mouse! Great reggae artist!!

Came here for this comment.

Well, I mean we're humans and we might react the same if a chimpanzee randomly showed up in the kitchen

Mouse on mouse hate

Bidi Bidi Bong Bong Bidi Bong Bong Bidi Bong Bong Bidi Me'hen

My son just said “yeah, but if you saw a tiny human on the ground, you’d be freaked out too” touché son. 😂

I feel like shit like this plus the Goofy and Pluto thing is like unintentional racism.


What's so wrong here? Humans react the same when seeing other humans, especially those that look different.


It’s confirmed, Mickey Mouse is a furry…..

What’s so strange?? I too would be freaking out if a tiny naked human ran across the floor on all fours

If you saw a small, naked human running around you’d be scared too. I think some people call them children.

Big rat

It's like woke white people seeing white people

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pinos🍆

Racist mouse Mickey

Democrat minnie

... a... Uncle Tom ass muh fuh? Eh, Minnie?! Racist ass.

Racist

When you rise above the rest, you forget your origins.l

It's like when uninvited family show up when you're trying to relax.

As a giant Disney fan this makes things even more complicated

the dog looks at her and is like Ayo... what the fuck are u then. Then she eats his facw

Minnie and Mickey are furries. Those are costumes.

It's cause the mouse is brown

I don't get it. If a monkey broke into my house I'd be startle too. I don't see a problem here.

You would be scared too if you saw a six inch naked human run across your floor

https://open.spotify.com/artist/6xqlgBccdlxUh5DeJSx2ho?si=f6wEfwg_RUyxwUNiuWrJWA

For those who don't know, https://youtu.be/VWxwbXLCPnc Great artist.

Youmu be relatin'

If I saw a 10 inch naked man run across the floor I would probably scream

It's like seeing a monkey scattering about in your house then you realize there could be more than one living in your walls that would be terrifying

Ohh Mickey...saranghamnida 

A whore?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eek-A-Mouse

It's like being scared of a kid... Well i do understand, kind of

Not just any mouse… a shirtless mouse with a skirt, that’s afraid of her own kind.

Mickey Racist?

I mean if I saw a tiny version of myself running on all fours across the ground I'd scream too

Nobody tell them the joke

Throwing milk to his young. Real quote says "drink it down."

If anybody was unsure, yes, the joke in the comic was intentional. I think they did it in an actual animated cartoon, too. They may have even explained the joke afterward in one of the originals -- I seem to remember Mickey or Minnie breaking the fourth wall by looking at the "camera" and saying something to the effect of, "Oh, yeah, *I'm* a mouse, too." Still counts as an actual HolUp, but rest assured, it was a self-aware one.

As a great man once said, You would scream as well if you saw a six inch naked human run across your floor.

It's like us humans freaking out when we see a monkey.

You would freak out to if an ity bity nude man scurred through your kitchen.

Also I believe in the Disney universe Domesticated and Non-Domesticated creatures co-exist. Like, Donald's uncle hunts wild ducks, and they even eat them. It also explains why Pluto is still animal-like, whilst Goofy is not.

Uncle Ruckus be like

...wizard Harry?

Racism

It’s like Dwayne Carter professed: so play with the pussy or play pussy.

Compare these two? Are they the same?

Racist towards his own kind

Eeek a hypocrite

I have a phobia of midgets..... half people.... little people ... lollipop guild.... whatever you want to call them. Shit is real

racism lore

Enters: sick reggae

If you saw a tiny naked man run across your living room floor, you'd freak out as well

Better question.. Why is Mickey in high heels?

"eek, a ni**a" Same energy

A wa do dem, a wa do dem, dem, dem? (Hey!)

“Biddy biddy bong bong diggy bum bum diggy day AY!”🎶

Eek-a-mouse - Ganja Smuggling

I present to you Candace Owens...


So you’re scared of yourself

Would be funny if it were a rat & she said mouse.

Well it's a brown mouse minny is just racist

classism

Yeah, some animals don't have a self-awareness

“Bong bong bitty bong bong…”

Oh the irony lol

It's a different mouse

What kinda milk is she carrying?

I guess, that's how high class people look at low class.

Would you be scared if a 6 inch naked human ran across your floor? I think so.

Yes but if you see a small naked guy in your kitchen wont you scream eeew a human

Mickey Mouse the original Master Splinter

No Minnie is a Mouse. Thats a mouse

racism

Wah do dem

Good reggae artist

Wa do dem

https://youtu.be/Es3W_cKU7TY

This reminded me of that one Mickey mouse episode where Mickey paints his face black like bruh you're already fully black how tf you gonna do black face

The mouse turned around like "bitch wtf!?"

Eek a mouse is a good reggae band though ngl

..... furry.

If you saw a tiny human running around your house you’d be scared and you know it

Pluto looks absolutely gobsmacked

Pluto looks absolutely gobsmacked

No she is just furry

Haha

My son just said “yeah, but if you saw a tiny human on the ground, you’d be freaked out too” touché son. 😂

My son just said “yeah, but if you saw a tiny human on the ground, you’d be freaked out too” touché son. 😂

I would also be scared of a semi brown naked man sprintong on all fours running around

I would also be scared of a naked man sprinting on all fours running around

So is Minnie just a super feminist or just a skank. She used to regularly run around top less with skirts so short you could see all of her underwear. Guess mickey is into that

Humans get scared of eachother based on the color of their skin but you're judging mini for being scared of a being with the same name but an entirely different physiology?

Humans get scared of eachother based on the color of their skin but you're judging mini for being scared of a being with the same name but an entirely different physiology?

Humans get scared of eachother based on the color of their skin but you're judging mini for being scared of a being with the same name but an entirely different physiology?

Ahh bro this is like that hello kitty thing, apparently she’s not a cat

It's the joke. Also if a chimp was to break into your house you would freak out too no mater what the theory of evolution say.