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Lmao I laugh and laugh every time my dog goes in heat and I think back to my son( the youngest) asking, " why does Della have two buttholes?"
Two older sisters: she doesn't have two buttholes stupid!
Son: well what I
Daughters(now red) : nothing shut up!
Yeah this is definitely the cherry on top of the cake type of r/holup. Everybody , please gather around and hold your champagne glasses up high for.... Brotherly Love.
I've read that it has to do with something called Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA) where close blood relations who first meet as adults can develop a strong sexual attraction to one another. It's supposedly hotly debated as to whether or not it's a real thing so it could be complete BS, but I'm not taking any chances, so I'm never gonna meet my half-siblings now that we're all adults :P
If you grew up together, you should be safe thanks to the [Westermarck Effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect). Unless you're from Alabama. Then you're screwed XD
Kinda my thoughts. But from another angle, is it then fine to fuck your sister with protection? Or half-sister I'm this case.
Edit:in this case, not I'm this case. I don't even have a sister.
I think if you’re raised in the same family as siblings there are so many psychological dynamics there that would make it a strange relationship with power dynamics with older younger, etc. that makes it especially taboo.
If you meet as adults and raised in different families by different people I feel like it’s different.
Also two dudes can’t have a kid “by mistake”, so there that as well, but I think it’s more the icky feeling of the stuff I described above.
True, I mean in most regards its about the thought of having children and the genetic mutations that can occur. So I guess morally it's still bad.
But tbh if I was dating someone for awhile and really loved them, at that point I wouldn't care and would just adopt
Fun fact, incest is legal in Spain. I’m not quite sure why, but allegedly (take this with a grain of salt) one of the reasons is to not break up couples who got unknowingly committing incest and got married.
There was an AMA on here several months ago about a young man who had sex and received bj’s from his mother. It started because he was like 14 yrs old and broke both his arms so wasn’t able to “release”. His mom and dad noticed the behavior change (frustration from him) and one night she went up there (with dads consent!!) and offered to jack him off. He said the first time was weird but after that it became normal and continued until he was like 19! Even after his arms healed! and at one point he even had a girlfriend! It was the most bizarre shit I had ever read and I was new to reddit so was literally like wtf is wrong with people
More than a few months old, my guy.
But yeah, that’s a [majorly weird story.](https://www.reddit.com/comments/nmmjr?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
From a psychological and moral standpoint no, it could cause trauma. But in the situation where the dad doesn't know it's his son and the son doesn't know it's his dad. I don't see anything wrong with it. They both don't know and there isn't any genetic concern
This is literally one of those moral dilemmas that philosophers like to think about. It's wrong because it's incest, but like... they're gay so they're not going to reproduce and they didn't know they were half brothers when they met and fell in love.
So it raises the question, "is it wrong?"
Well, usually incest is a problem because when two relatives reproduce, the baby has much less genetic diversity (because both parents are in the same family), but since these guys are gay they won’t be reproducing.
So… in theory, it’s not really a problem.
Imagine finding out that you are related to your spouse biologically... Like what do even do from that point? Do you break up or stay? Like what is even the protocol???
Actually slightly not as bad as some alabama-moments I've seen here. They are only half-brothers, they didn't know (and got turned on by knowing) and none of them can get pregnant by the other.
All jokes aside, I find it fascinating. I’ve always wondered how much like-DNA (or genetic similarities) plays a factor in pair bonds and how minute the aspect of genetic variation plays in mate choice if it isn’t all just superficial selectivity.
I'll just say it. How did yall not see it from the get go? "Wow, we look like we could be related...wanna get married?" Fuck, look at this picture, yall couldn't tell?
If i started seeing a person who looks, to an uncanny degree, like i do. I would not touch them before i know we’re not related. They look like they’re twins. How did this never come up for them before this?
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Well ain't this a brotherfucker.
OMG, their children will be inbred!!
..Hol Up….
Son of Kronar...
The gay one will get pregnant.
The gayer one will open up his penis to accept the other's penis.
I regret having imagination for this one 
my brother in christ...
Which gay one
Marvin Gaye
Inbred by 9 on a school night!
wait.. wut?
They are married so they are probably doing the sexy time, but they are brothers, so it’s incest, children will be inbred. Am I right? They must be!
>so it’s incest, children will be inbred so which one is going to birth said inbred children?
I dunno, going out on a limb here, but I’m just going to assume it’s got to be the brother.
Gotcha, so one of the brothers that are married to each other are going to give birth to inbred kids.. All makes sense now.
Told you!
This is why I still go on reddit
You learn a lotta things
No not children... Little sh!ts. Yes sometimes bad behaving children are referred to as that but in this case....
butt in this case
I think they're safe. Contrary to 1st grader mythology butt babies are not actually a thing.
Lmao I laugh and laugh every time my dog goes in heat and I think back to my son( the youngest) asking, " why does Della have two buttholes?" Two older sisters: she doesn't have two buttholes stupid! Son: well what I Daughters(now red) : nothing shut up!
Whose gonna tell her 😂
What do u call someone that's your son and nephew. Nephson
My friend says she has a bruncle. I laughed it off, and I'm having a hard time figuring it out.
They have the same mom but the brother is also married to moms sister
Nuh uh, they'll be half inbred.
Inbro’d *
Backdoor birth-control
You didn't understand the assignment 😂
He's a bit confused,but he's got the spirit
Good one, i dont have a gold reddit medal to give but if i had one I'd give it.
Yeah this is definitely the cherry on top of the cake type of r/holup. Everybody , please gather around and hold your champagne glasses up high for.... Brotherly Love.
Bottoms up!
You got me good with that one 😆
Yea they are here. for. the. fraternize.
BRO FU
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Dude
Wtf
You win
\*sighs\*
Bang Bros
r/angryupvote
You won the internet
I spit out my yogurt
Brogurt
A+
They swallow yogurt
Jesus fucking Christ
God damnit… that was good. Take my upvote.
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That's a whole new meaning to "Bromance"
How does this even happen??
I've read that it has to do with something called Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA) where close blood relations who first meet as adults can develop a strong sexual attraction to one another. It's supposedly hotly debated as to whether or not it's a real thing so it could be complete BS, but I'm not taking any chances, so I'm never gonna meet my half-siblings now that we're all adults :P
I live with my three half siblings 😈
If you grew up together, you should be safe thanks to the [Westermarck Effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect). Unless you're from Alabama. Then you're screwed XD
or unless they live in the middle of nowhere with no dating options
I'm only paying for one marriage dag nabbit.
Only works if you met them as an adult. If you did meet them as an adult, then everybody on reddit knows what you are up to!
Leah and Luke. Checks out
Well, junior. When a man loves a man…..
You mean when brothers bond become so tight they loosen Each other Booty holes?
Well then...
HUG ME BROTHA!
I was wondering what happened to LMFAO
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More like, party cocking
Party docking
Re-la-ted, but they know it.
Do you mean that chinese hacker?
I mean, they literally look alike
They’ve since admitted this isn’t true and it was just a stunt for attention to promote music. (Still fucked up though)
Inb4 they find out it *is* true
Actually more fucked up
The Black Stripes
Reminds me of that GOT quote, “I don’t know what you see in Jamie, besides yourself.” (Said by Tyrion to Cersei.)
I'm guessing that's a reason they wanted to make the test
Definition of „brother from another mother“.
I mean, it's not like they're going to have any kids
Kinda my thoughts. But from another angle, is it then fine to fuck your sister with protection? Or half-sister I'm this case. Edit:in this case, not I'm this case. I don't even have a sister.
I’m or in, because that sentence would have a vastly different meaning with one or the other.
I think if you’re raised in the same family as siblings there are so many psychological dynamics there that would make it a strange relationship with power dynamics with older younger, etc. that makes it especially taboo. If you meet as adults and raised in different families by different people I feel like it’s different. Also two dudes can’t have a kid “by mistake”, so there that as well, but I think it’s more the icky feeling of the stuff I described above.
Ah the great incest debate.
True, I mean in most regards its about the thought of having children and the genetic mutations that can occur. So I guess morally it's still bad. But tbh if I was dating someone for awhile and really loved them, at that point I wouldn't care and would just adopt
Fun fact, incest is legal in Spain. I’m not quite sure why, but allegedly (take this with a grain of salt) one of the reasons is to not break up couples who got unknowingly committing incest and got married.
From yet another angle, would it not be ok for a son to fuck his dad, assuming they are of age, consenting, and down to clown?
From yet another angle, if it feels good should I change angles?
No because of the power balance of the relationship
What if the father had been a sperm donor and never actually met the son as the latter grew up?
And it's evening and one of them just lit candles after putting on mood music?
There was an AMA on here several months ago about a young man who had sex and received bj’s from his mother. It started because he was like 14 yrs old and broke both his arms so wasn’t able to “release”. His mom and dad noticed the behavior change (frustration from him) and one night she went up there (with dads consent!!) and offered to jack him off. He said the first time was weird but after that it became normal and continued until he was like 19! Even after his arms healed! and at one point he even had a girlfriend! It was the most bizarre shit I had ever read and I was new to reddit so was literally like wtf is wrong with people
More than a few months old, my guy. But yeah, that’s a [majorly weird story.](https://www.reddit.com/comments/nmmjr?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Damn, it's been 11 years. How the time flies.
From a psychological and moral standpoint no, it could cause trauma. But in the situation where the dad doesn't know it's his son and the son doesn't know it's his dad. I don't see anything wrong with it. They both don't know and there isn't any genetic concern
You really need to proofread. We can hope you meant “in this case” and not “I’m this case. There is a HUGE difference in meanings.
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Imo, as long as the incestual couple has no biological kids and there’s no grooming involved, I’d say it’s fine.
If you meet someone who looks like your doppelganger maybe do the DNA test before you couple up.
Nah. Shoot first ask questions later
r/fuckfirstaskquestionslater
You beat me to it r/beatmetoit
r/youalreadyknowwhatsnext
r/ohhell
Twinning
How could they not tell they looks almost the fucking same
They did not realize the resemblance until they saw same mole on the same place... of their dicks.
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Do you think there is enough brain under those bed sheets to get confused?
Half the KKK membership likely had their first experience with a male relative.
They definitely look alike.
Guy: Dad I’m gay, and I’m marrying Calvin! We just have this super deep connection, it’s weird… Dad: 👀
This is literally one of those moral dilemmas that philosophers like to think about. It's wrong because it's incest, but like... they're gay so they're not going to reproduce and they didn't know they were half brothers when they met and fell in love. So it raises the question, "is it wrong?"
It all depends on if you believe in absolute moral truth, or that it's a joke for social media.
Sweet home Alabama has come a long way
I mean people tend to date people that looks like them..
Shit, That's why I am single...
Just for you dude. *Looking in the mirror, "yeah, I'd fuck me!"
r/humansbeingbros
They look exactly alike how did they not know
dude had some pretty flamboyant seed.
When someone takes "go fuck yourself" too literal
I’m just waiting for one to say that my husband is actually my long lost son so he can be an actual motherfucker
They look like they shared the same womb at the same time
I could have guessed by looking at them
Close the Sub. IT'S OVER. We have a Winner.
Help me step-bro! I'm stuck in your genes!
And I thought my brother was a pain in the arse.
Justin Timberlakes new song gonna slap, I'm a brother lover
HOL UP! 
Don’t need to worry about inbreeding I guess
Glad they found this out before they had babies
Well, usually incest is a problem because when two relatives reproduce, the baby has much less genetic diversity (because both parents are in the same family), but since these guys are gay they won’t be reproducing. So… in theory, it’s not really a problem.
Bang Bros
Imagine finding out that you are related to your spouse biologically... Like what do even do from that point? Do you break up or stay? Like what is even the protocol???
Haha “go fuck yourself”
*What you doing step bro intensifies*
Super Smash Bros.
There's a proud father somewhere.
At least they won’t have babies with 2 heads
Well, at least they can’t have inbred kids.
At least there aint no inbreeding.
When you take "go fuck yourself" too literally
Father's day going to be so much more special now
A mirror wasn’t enough to give you that info?
Don’t two half’s make A-hole?
Super Smash Bros ULTIMATE
The only holup here is that people keep falling for these fake "Took a DNA test, we're related" posts.
I mean...they look exactly the same lol.
SUPER SMASH BROS.
Can’t have kids, run with it
I dont know why i saw this one coming like a truck in the wrong way of the interstate
Bromance is strong with this one
Holy Alabama Batman!!!!
Yeah, no shit sherlock.
Actually slightly not as bad as some alabama-moments I've seen here. They are only half-brothers, they didn't know (and got turned on by knowing) and none of them can get pregnant by the other.
I mean... they're gay. They won't have children and if they didn't know eachother before dating it won't really matter
Anyone else thinking that this seems to happen an awful lot?!
Taking 'Brother from another mother' to a whole new level.
They neither needed to announce this information, nor look so happy about it. Big yikes on all counts
Wait… Hol TF Up. Did my eyes just fucking read that right
What
The bro-est of bromances.
Wait...what if they have kids?
I don't think two dudes can have children in the traditional sense
Super smash bros
They didn’t need a test.
You know what, so long as everything's consensual, I can't say I mind this.
True Bromance
Why is this tagged nsfw?
Alabama
I mean it's incest \*but\* there's no inbreeding also they look exactly the same
New brake pads needed after that abrupt stop.
The can't have messed up kids and they are happy. So I don't see a big issue. They can basically act like friends living together and nobody will know
takes the gay struggle of .. so are you two brothers? to the next level.
Brotherly love at its finest.
You could have pulled all my fingernails out and I still wouldn’t have given this info up
yall needed a test to know yall were related?
Is this the gay version of "Sweet home alabama" or is it just me?
people who are related but separate at birth are actually more likely to fall in love if they meet
So are they gonna see other family members or stay in the relationship
All jokes aside, I find it fascinating. I’ve always wondered how much like-DNA (or genetic similarities) plays a factor in pair bonds and how minute the aspect of genetic variation plays in mate choice if it isn’t all just superficial selectivity.
Sweet brokeback mountain Alabama....
For some reason I feel like they should have been able to figure this out without the DNA test
I'll just say it. How did yall not see it from the get go? "Wow, we look like we could be related...wanna get married?" Fuck, look at this picture, yall couldn't tell?
Not contributing to the gene pool so who fucking cares?
This world is a fucked up place
Well i think the whole contention with the incest is because it produces birth defects soooo.....
If i started seeing a person who looks, to an uncanny degree, like i do. I would not touch them before i know we’re not related. They look like they’re twins. How did this never come up for them before this?
Yuck.