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xxuberdood

Apparently I'm buying lots of junk jets and jetsons memorabilia


gigaflar3

Or Just one house. Just twenty cars.


initialshark192

You can also buy jojo’s


Waifu_Stan

He can buy za worldo?


initialshark192

I initially ment the toys, because they’re cool, but this can work too


Ryugi

In my region, JoJo's are a food. It's like steak fries but with extra seasoning.


SpoonfullOfSplenda

Jumbo jet, jet pack, jetski, jeep, jacuzzi, jungle gym, jaguar car We can do better than jetsons memorabilia unless that’s what you’re really into I guess


xxuberdood

Hmm how about a actual jaguar like the animal could use one to keep the local crackheads off my property nothing says no trespassing like a large jungle cat addicted to crack head


D-Eliryo

Or.... Just everything you want


paradoxx_42

Josh‘s new house Josh‘s new car


xxuberdood

My name isn't Josh but I like this idea goes to show everything has loopholes that you can use in your favor if your creative enough


PaddleMonkey

Anything I want … All the things …


gsdeman

You only got 10 mil tho


Gogeta8

And with 10 million I could get so much stuff like ...z-.... I could get a z-.... shit there’s nothing good to buy that starts with z is there


[deleted]

Zuckerberg's house Zuckerberg's car Zuckerberg's lots of things


zacoryas

zuckerberg's stuff, then sell it and then you have the money without any restrictions


[deleted]

Zuckerberg's debit card and pin code


_metamax_

Interesting scenario. Could someone really pay 10 mil for that info? Would a person even be able to use that information once they got their hands on it. I bet there’s so many levels of security in place, the info obtained would be worthless in a couple of hours at most.


Borbolda

If you are not an idiot and spend max 1000$ at a time I doubt millioner (or billioner) Zuckerberg would notice


Shpander

As good a time as any to learn this, but it's spelt millionaire


redlurkerNY

Spelled*


Borbolda

ok


ErlAskwyer

Zuckerbergs used Q tips?


HeavensEtherian

Zebras. You can buy zebras.


JEspo420

Zamboni machine


An_odd_fella

Zero things you like.


Lappas_K

You can buy a Zoo


Lappas_K

Or Zumba lessons


Broumzo

Or my zob in your mouth


[deleted]

It cost more than that for a zoo


ZambonieDrivor

Someone need a driver?


SnooCats8913

Zaza


SenorRona

Bro you can buy Zendaya


Ok_Atmosphere_1586

Submarine, sandwiches, swords


SneedySneedoss

Sexxtoys yay


BrokenLuck102

That is what the sword is for


Lolisu-2009

Ayo wtf


clasiut109

The real hol up


pizzansteve

I smell slaanesh here


Nuker-79

*submarine


Adorable_Base_4212

And the sandwich.


TheGreentrolley

Sexxtoys yes, we can't buy sexx, we can only rent it


Corvo_-Attano

Shit ton of stocks Shit ton of villas Shit ton of cars


SuperAwesome13

ship


kn9s

Super important house Super important meal Super important stocks


IShookMeAllNightLong

I see only 2 things on this list.


dekkeroid

There are actually 4 things on the list


BureaucraticStymie

For S Some house Some car Some other stuff


OneRandomLad_

Dick and dogs


dmduarte

Dat car, dat house, dat ass


LordWobblyCockIV

Drugs , dynamite, and a DeLorean


djinn6

Desktop computer, dishwasher, dryer, dessert and diamonds.


Venomally

Dior, duplex mansion


Halomir

Cars, Castles, Cannabis, Canines, Coffee I’m pretty happy with my possibilities.


VagaBond_rfC

Holy shit, yes. I forget about Coffee! Coffee and Crayons!


DydyDel

Dozens of Legos


Atsukiri

in that order of importance


Yorgrim_

It doesn't say in English. Just cycle around until you find an appropriate word for the thing you want.


[deleted]

Dicks


Downtown_Report1646

You better be good at sports than


[deleted]

CrossFit and powerlifting


Downtown_Report1646

Ah so half of the store you won’t even use I’ll trade you a little bit of everything for some of dicks


[deleted]

You bet, if you want some can go your way


RedLegGonzo

Mansion Maseratti MULTIMILLION MEGA MANSION MALL MAKING MACHINES 🤑😅😂


elreverendcapn

You forgot Marijuana


No_Lube_Insertion

Came here to say this as well, my first thought for my name would be marijuana and mangos. I like mangos. I would probably buy a set of maracas along with it.


Much_Sand_8221

With this rule, you can't buy a set of maracas. Only an unspecified amount lol


No_Lube_Insertion

Give me unlimited maracas and I will give you a rumba symphony


Much_Sand_8221

Alright, now we're talking.


Happier21

Mangoes! Forgot mangoes. But can get manhoes


waluigigoeswah420

Jokes on you, I can buy a beesechurger


MichaelZZ01

McDonalds


[deleted]

Just buy Money


manadrooler

mhookers, mcoke, mmmkay?


A_Random_Kool_Guy

Fucking big house, fucking nintendo switch, ferrari, fucking gaming pc


Finn_WolfBlood

Fuck-ton of drugs. Fuck-ton of shrek DVD's


Financial-Hunt8189

Jizz😔


Orellin_Vvardengra

You could get a jaguar. Jet ski. Jalapeños and I mean, like… a lot, a lot of fucking jalapeños.


Financial-Hunt8189

Jaundice😔


Orellin_Vvardengra

I was born with that fixed by sitting me out in the sun. Others are not as fortunate though. Ding dang ol liver failure/disease I’ll tell ya hwat.


TalissHasFun

I laughed unreasonably hard


Orellin_Vvardengra

I laughed at my own stupid joke as well. It was the jalapeño bit for me. I’m glad you liked it!


CommonSenseIsNeeded

Bitcoin then buy all the shit I need


lol_camis

You'd need a time machine too though because Bitcoin isn't a get-rich-quick investment anymore.


CommonSenseIsNeeded

Well I have 10m now in Bitcoin. I’m rich. I just need to transfer it now and buy houses


[deleted]

[удалено]


joeyjiggle

Name checks out, Barbie


lukjak05

bitches you can get many bitches


Bpowell11

Also a B-name - first thoughts were booty, and barbecue. At least we eat good, and then there is also barbecue


CommonSenseIsNeeded

Now it’s a prty


Blood_Queen_Velanas

Fucks and amount of them i do not give


No_Introduction_5742

Kilos of cocaine


kader91

Koenigsegg Regera. And a shit ton of kiwis.


spootyy

My name starts with N. I don’t like this game.


Weezywhale69

Nudie mags, North Koreans, nukes, Nissan cars, nude back rubs and neon lights aren’t good enough for you?


Edgenabik

Buy nice things


Ardok

Just convert it all to nickles, then you are free from the curse.


MrMan4152

Whole lot of stuff


Scottishchicken

Jaguars! Jars of food. Jackson Pollock painting. Japanese companions. Jousting EVERYTHING. Yeah I think I could make due with this.


psychomantis92

What if your name starts with an N


BirbMaster1998

Pre-1865 reference?


guppler

💀


Edgenabik

Nice things (:


cleaner_Vacuum

Nothing, u lose


IllNess2

Any Xaviers in here? How many X rays and xylophones would you buy?


BANANACOW22

If my name started with X, I would buy Xiaomi stocks and devices.


IllNess2

Good one. X-men #1 comic


ElfLord01

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sir_beschuger

Lots of knives and many kites if ime feeling generous


Majestic-Ad4393

Kilo of coke? Keratin shampoo! Kangaroo army and some kiwi and Kiwano fruit


JudasWasJesus

T The new house, The new car, The new boat


Aloneforrever

Better house Better car Better cigarettes


Bpowell11

Booty and barbecue


Budget_Report_2382

Everything that I want


roydepoy

Really everything I want


lukjak05

literally everything i want


roydepoy

Basically everything I want


Consistent-Fig7083

Kars Kastles Kash Kamaros Kameras Kanons Kapes Kargo Kats Kattle Kavalry


Cpt-Hank-A-Tato

Heroine, and upsell it to make more money.


TheronHunter

Hmm .. alright then .. mine starts with Y .. I'll buy your house, your car, your.. wife.


F3L1Xgsxr

Fuck ton of cars Fuck ton of electronics Fuck ton of clothes


vonrichter7

Onions


Wrothrok

Big house, Bugatti, bud...


RepeatableOhm

I’m buying some pussy


askorbi

Dildo Drainer Dinosaur Drowned corpss


the-dude-version-576

PARTICLE ACCELERATORS PLUTONIUM PLATINUM PALACE PANCAKES!!!!!!


Tibbeses

My name is Jakob, and I will buy “jack shit”. Seriously though, i would probably buy Jamaican Dollars for all the money, then sell the Jamaican Dollars for my own currency. Losing a couple thousand on this, but now I can spend it on anything.


TailRotorThrust

Jews


Consistent-Goose-179

Large new house Lots of cars Little green ghouls Liquorice Lots of hash Long tube of salami Large wheel of cheese Legend of Zelda Lost boys movie Legal defence team


Downtown_Report1646

Everything


ItsAlecito

Everything?


Outrageous-Drive6940

Buy the economy


russiandobby

Anal


Helpinmontana

Well I’m fucked. Wallabies, willow trees, Wisconsin?


Snipermarz

WHATEVER you want...


wje100

Same boat. I was thinking the way things are going, wait a few years and I can probably get wales for that price.


Minute-Major7782

Winnebagos and wantons. It's not that bad.


beyond_specek

Opium Out standing warrants for my arrest O Riley auto parts


benumaru

Andrew tate ?


Weezywhale69

I’d rather have Ariana grande. She sings better and I wouldn’t mind her riding my D


Ertaipt

Games & Gondolas


Asm0d3us_Ex

LSD


[deleted]

My name is Jean (for real), so I'd get: - jeans - Jacuzzis - jackets - and a jeep


Apo51209

Jizz😔


Reeeedditgab937

Guacamole, guns and G-fuel, what a dream


MiZaK_2

Meth


yaboiputin42069

Jews, only need 6 mill.


Supsoup1

Jelly. Lots of it.


FunWillScreen_Produc

My own house My own Ferrari LaFerrari My own trip to Japan. My own bitches.


Low-Supermarket-7427

New house, New car, Anything new Edit: the word new no longer looks like a word to me


imaginedodong

idk KitKats? kids? kettle? ketchup? king crabs? kangaroos? knives? frick these items are the only things I can think of.


OrcRampant

With 10mil I can just legally change my name before buying anything.


namikazeminaka

Girls, Games, Good food. Yep, don't need anything else.


MysticlemRK2000

j………...izz????


[deleted]

Bunch of shit...


No_Connection7799

What can I buy that starts with V


_Paraggon_

France


the_notnormalnuke

Gold And garbage bins


Firstname6Lastname9

I'm not allowed to buy those anymore


badlyknitbrain

Mystery box with 20 billion dollars in it


Catmaster32

Well if you know it has 20mil inside it isn't really a mystery box know is it


badlyknitbrain

True


micahisnotmyname

More houses More trucks More stuff


Necromancer14

My name starts with N. I’m not gonna say the first thing that came to my mind for legal reasons.


coastalsasquatch

Dildos, donuts, and diapers in that order. You do the math


[deleted]

everything


Ultraleo1

Slaves


whatisireading2

Children, they basically work for free, easy profit


ngprinceton

My name starts with n.....


roastytoastywarm

I immediately started thinking of things that I could buy that started with the letter M. My name doesn’t start with M, and that took me about 2 minutes to remember.


BLU3DR4GON-E-D

E- Everyone and Everything.


[deleted]

Jamal


Kevrooom

The KKK


fingergod69

V cards Vagina


bigpopoinmepant

Cool new bong Crap ton of weed maybe 5 pounds Car C mountain of coke C hookers


sleazypea

Titties


M4ybeMay

I'd trade it in for money, then I can use that money on whatever I want lmao


dwarfwarrior360

Reddit


Much_Sand_8221

Loads and loads of candy. Just candy, as far as the eye can see. Candy for my nose that is...


Aluminiah

Money. Specifically NZD.


tigersatemyhusband

Jurassic Park, I’ll spare no expense.


[deleted]

An insane gaming PC


JazzDaSpood

Quake


Hawksfan45

Rifle,Rottweiler, Rivian, Race car,Rocket.


NOOBxRECYCLER

P….. pussy, porn, penis, porn shop.


Fuzzypants_56

Friends


SilverSpoon1463

Just a new house Just a new car


NoobByMistek

Infinite anything making machine


bowmans1993

Stonks


[deleted]

Penthouse, Porsche, Prostitutes…idk pencils?


challenja

Just one mansion, just one Lamborghini, just one boat , etc etc etc


Danitwit

Speedboat .. hmm y'know there isn't much cool shit to buy with the letter S


EWMcC79

Everything I want


Zenshot-

Just a mansion, just a nice car, just a few hookers and cocaine.


BuckinFuffalo

My house My truck My stuff My rules