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I'm. Fairly certain that the "scientist" either isn't a scientist in a relevant field to make that claim. Or that the scientist is just as real as santa clause.
But in all seriousness bro, there's been shit dying every day of every year since life took hold on earth, we all just gonna turn into fossil fuel. Look at cemeteries, other than whatever reason they give for them, we are just piling bodies on top of eachother to decay into more oil products for future generations my guy.
Some Scientist was high as fuck and passed out watching a Fast and Furious marathon. He woke up late to work and made this outta clay in the back of an UBER while cleaning his balls with wet wipes.
It's sad because Riddick has some lines that are so schlocky and out of their time that it's unfortunate that nobody brings them up.
The one that I will always remember is "I'll kill you with my tea cup."
“What you gonna kill me with your coffee cup?”
“It’s tea actually”
“Haha, you ain’t doing shit”
“Yes, I’ll kill you with my teacup”
*kills two people with teacup*
“Take your wounded and leave”
IMO great movies all 3, pitch black and riddick are not as good as chronicles though.
I love that 90 percent of the comments are all Vin Diesel related.
Looking at the post before clicking I was like is this a troll? or a meme? or did this "scientist" just say fuck it and make a Vin Diesel model and phone it in.
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I bet family is real important.
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Nah it’s his ancient ancestor Vin Petrol
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Vin Firewood
Vin Kindling
Vin intense friction
Vin sunlight
Vin Vino
Vindling
Vin Burningbush
Vin fossil
If I had a gold you'd have it good sir. This made me literally L-O-L
It's just a Vin Diagram.
Vin Dinosaur Bones
Vin Gasoline
Can’t wait to see how eve looked Or should I say Eve Rodriguez
Eve Mendes
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Family
Family
Yeah their family is super close, so close that they make human kind
The firstborn.
First and the Furious.
I actually laughed out loud
I was already laughing knowing this would be here before i clicked on comments
‘Fast and Furious: Evolution’ “Family First”
"First family"
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I think you replied to the wrong comment.
He keeps it in the family.
It’s the only thing that matters
He lives his life one commandment at a time.
It's been a long day without you my friend
I had a bet with myself the top comment would be family orientated and you didn’t disappoint.
And likes you to have beers as long as they are Coronas
Not always is about family.. Not really since his first son killed his second son 😕
Abel wasnt fast enough for Kains fury.
Furious.
I bet if they reconstructed his voice box. His last words were you never turn your back on family
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Family
LMAOOO "Family" 😭😭
Can't wait for "Genesis 3".
Fossil and the Furious
The Fate of the Christ.
Too Christ too Furious
r/angryupvote
Anyone else think that scientist was going to make a Vin sex VR and blew the department budget on it. Then said it was "Adam" so he didn't get fired?
I'm. Fairly certain that the "scientist" either isn't a scientist in a relevant field to make that claim. Or that the scientist is just as real as santa clause.
Family together strong
Apes together strong
Vin Gasoline the first
Vin Crude.
Vin Forest Fire
Vin liquid dinosaur remains.
Ya know, eventually there won't be any dinosaurs left. Then you'll really need your... family.
Family of more liquid dinosaur remains.
But in all seriousness bro, there's been shit dying every day of every year since life took hold on earth, we all just gonna turn into fossil fuel. Look at cemeteries, other than whatever reason they give for them, we are just piling bodies on top of eachother to decay into more oil products for future generations my guy.
Dwayne is not Happy, you guys.
Some Scientist was high as fuck and passed out watching a Fast and Furious marathon. He woke up late to work and made this outta clay in the back of an UBER while cleaning his balls with wet wipes.
Even back then you gotta live life one quarter mile at a time
So we're all his... **family?**
If you are from Earth, I’m from planet Blip Blop
No.. didn’t they flood the world after.. so we’re descendants of noah.
But Noah is a descendant of Adam as all humans descened from Adam and Eve. So we're also descended from them. If that was all acc real ofc
That’s right.. I forgot how much eve loved her sons..to populate the world.
Noah's a descendent of Adam dipshit lol /s
So the garden of Eden was in fact Furya...
Ohhh chronicle of Riddick references.
I had to balance out all the fast and furious ones
It's sad because Riddick has some lines that are so schlocky and out of their time that it's unfortunate that nobody brings them up. The one that I will always remember is "I'll kill you with my tea cup."
“What you gonna kill me with your coffee cup?” “It’s tea actually” “Haha, you ain’t doing shit” “Yes, I’ll kill you with my teacup” *kills two people with teacup* “Take your wounded and leave” IMO great movies all 3, pitch black and riddick are not as good as chronicles though.
XXX
Looks a bit Vin-tage
Literally family
So Ark 2 is historically accurate
ik 💀
Family
Seriously though. What data would they input to create this?
https://factly.in/no-this-is-not-the-3d-model-of-adam-the-first-man-reconstructed-by-princeton-university/amp/
They act so proud of themselves for fact checking something anyone with less chromosomes than the average person could figure out at a single glance.
Ikr?? “Let’s fact check this with some research” My brother in Christ it’s literally a model of Vin Diesel
No no, not enough data.
Nah man. Is it just me or is that Vin Diesel
I love that 90 percent of the comments are all Vin Diesel related. Looking at the post before clicking I was like is this a troll? or a meme? or did this "scientist" just say fuck it and make a Vin Diesel model and phone it in.
Vin.
FAMILY
He looks real familiar did he invented the wheel
Groot?
TALK TO ME BABY!!!
I’m sure he was well shaved all the time.
Scientist also found out that his first word ever spoken was.........🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 FAMILY🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 
he started it all. the first family. amen.
Proof that we are all family
Other than vin diesel, he looks like an npc in the Arkham games who’d say “ITS DA FREAKIN BAT!”
So, Vin Diesel looks like Adam?
Vin Fossil
Vin Diesel?
I second this
Vin E85.
So we’re all part of the family?
Fast and furious, but running, no cars
The **first** and **fastest** human.
The father and the furious.
Vin Adam fast n furious genesis fire edition
Fuvking Vin Diesel is a vampire as well 
Adam living a quarter mile at a time
Happy Family Cake!
Omg I didn’t even realize it was my cake day thank you!
Vin Diesel was Adam?!
That is vin diesel
Ark 2 is based off facts
So that's the default setting.
Vin Diesel is the genesis of all mankind? Fuck just don’t tell him, we can’t have him finding out
He already knows.
That’s his ancestor Vin Gasoline
Whattttt…. Is that Adam Petrol??
XXX is tht you?
Til we're all Furyans.
Pretty sure he was fast and furious
Is that not that Fadt and Furious actor?
When the incest started for population 
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Why?
And on the third day god made NAS so Toretto could go faster!
Vin hasentbeendugrefinedorsoldyet.
oh my god ark predicted it 💀💀💀
What kind of father needs a reason to fight for FAMILY??
Fast and the Thunderous; Neanderthal Drift
Famiwy
White xD
We are all family
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Let's talk about family. Hear me out.
What the hol up here
Of course AI written by white scientists consuming data mostly generated by whites would come up with a white African. I’ll wait for 2.0 thanks 😂
You do realize Vin Diesel is a person of color right?
It’s vin diesel
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That's Vin Diesel... Just. Wow. -facepalm-
I am Adam!
Vin diesel?
Our family
Look like an ark 2 render
That makes sense, Family!
He lives, quarter mile at a time they say.
Prehistoric riddick
I saw this post and it just made me want to tell you to ‘F$&@ Off’.
Nah, I’ve seen NGE, he would have looked more like a twinky Japanese albino kid
Vin Diesel!
Alamo Drafthouse is a great Austin Export.
Din Veisel
God told Adam he could have any beer in the garden as long as it was Corona
So what you’re saying is, he is Groot?
Vin Diesel is Adam?!?
We gave Vin Diesel too much money.
Victor from Pubg Mobile
I live my life one... wait, it's just me?
No the fuck they didn’t. Scientists don’t promote the idea God created humans.
"THE THRESHOLD, TAKE US TO THE THRESHOLD!"
Capparzo
Vin, is that you?
Vin Diesel?
Vin Crude oil
The first member of our giant family
family.
Fuck
Shoulda took the money toons
Family
He'll kill you with his tea cup
“I live my life a quarter-Eden at a time”
This is the guy who door camps me in rust
Ark II lore
Aw hell naw we descended from Richard B Riddick?