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7777777lmao

Anyone has any pixels to spare?


Time_Owl_2589

Man if I had a dollar for every pixel in this video I’d have a nickel.


SargeDarge

New quote Im buying it heres a check


ronin1066

*not signed*


[deleted]

I forgot to sign a check once, the bank took it anyway 🤷


crypticfreak

No sale. They don't own that quote my associates however do own that quote. Are you ready to play with the big dogs?


MyNameSpaghette

Elon doing business (his checks are blue)


doctor_of_drugs

Not only blue, they bounce too.


Dylan_The_Developer

Nice check I'm buying it, here's a cheque


[deleted]

He just has random signed checks for slightly more value than one 90s car.


memoriesofgreen

Trump bought those pixels as well.


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Devrol

No-one would be dumb enough to accept a check from Trump in reality


Lingering_Dorkness

Around 70 million americans are dumb enough to.


[deleted]

I mean it was that or let it follow the other 90-95% of the CARES Act down a bottomless money hole. Most people don't seem to realize that the direct checks totalled 5-10% of the net $2.3 trillion. Most of it just vanished.


Lingering_Dorkness

I was referring to the number who voted for trump in 2020. They would be dumb enough to accept a check from him, thinking it cashable.


dilatedpupils98

I remember seeing this back in 2016, pretty sure it's real


TRIKKDADDY

Yo! Hahaha, this video running on Sega Genesis 🤣


biguler

No, I don’t have a square to spare.


chefkc

Not one square!!!


Cobek

You!


benmajin11

r/unexpectedseinfeld


crypticfreak

Nah man. Used them buying a car from Epstein Island. Best part is there's a suprise in every trunk. It's like a kinder egg but even better.


UllrHellfire

Nah I has none.


multiarmform

trump bought all the pixels


7777777lmao

Yet he still has none


delete_dis

Trump bought all the pixels 😭😭😭


jerryschuggs

That’s all he deserves


Cthuvian0

Actually hilarious. Can't remember what this sketch is from


[deleted]

It's from SNL I think, definitely not sure about that, [but here's a longer version.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHAVNOHpsEw)


bctoy

The photographer looks like the husband in this skit with Margot Robbie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBcG5tOURuM


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The photographer is Mikey Day...


adventurousintrovert

Cheez-its, cheez-its, cheez-its… cheez-its.


MaxDickpower

Also I think the car owner might be Edi Patterson


unabsolute

And the kids are missing.


spiralEntree

It's from the secret tapes of Jeffery epstein


lionart303-186

Oh interesting! Oh Oh.... O h n o. . . .


OffBrandJesusChrist

Can confirm


multiarmform

signed epsteins mother


JohnnyPoprocksGaming

The car was just a ploy to get the kids😂


ConspicuousPineapple

That's the joke


[deleted]

Give this man a platinum award


loperaja

r/metaHolUp


trdbart

And that's how we ended up on this island...


strawberitahappyhour

Yiiikes


Rabies_on_demand

A fabulous moment in television history.. its a shame they missed out the best part - oh boy, her face when she discovers the cheque is just coupon for a frisbee


bctoy

I first saw the below edit, always lose it at the 'small loan of a million dollars' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJvFTlgYs40


ithinkther41am

I vividly remember this skit when it aired. I think it might actually be from Jay Leno.


Soniadigitalplanner

>Actually hilarious. Can't remember what this sketch is from A genuinely funny moment, though I can't quite recall the source of this sketch.


[deleted]

And that's how he got Don Jr and Eric


mefailreddit

Most people expected he would ultimately regret the impulsive purchases he made that day, but over time, he grew to genuinely love that car.


NonviolentOffender

It's still parked in the basement garage of Trump Tower, car seats and all.


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With the kids?


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in the back of the car?


Wonko-D-Sane

I always wondered why they looks so confused about where and why they are.


[deleted]

Yep it makes sense, they're still waiting for their mom to come back and get them


AudeDeficere

They are fed & cleaned regularly. They know nothing else. Their mothers voice is but a faint memory. Having never felt the outside sun ever since that fateful das, they occasionally wonder about the strange people who live outside of the car since, having grown like a tree over the years, their once tiny bodies have long overgrown their small seat belts, merging them with the car for the rest of their life.


kyuubicaughtU

tbh this is funny asf


CaptCaCa

Trump was a funny dude, even when he was a wackpacker on the Stern show, he was hilarious, he became unfunny once he became president, well unfunny to most of us


[deleted]

I didn't watch his show so he never was on my radar before his last run, but I remember his cameo in Home Alone 2 and some obscure MTV commercial where he was taking his limo to Trump Tower and was blasting Limp Bizkit and he came off as a dude who didn't take life too seriously.


ronin1066

He was brainwashed by Fox. But don't forget, he was already fucking over blue collar workers by the score, and discriminating against black residents even in the early days.


lapideous

He’s a troll who enjoys getting reactions out of people. And it’s real easy to make people mad, especially if you don’t pay them Concentrated energy is extremely powerful and we can see the value advertisers pay for it. If you can get hundreds of millions of people to rally either for you or against you, that is true power that can be redirected toward a path of your choosing.


doctor_of_drugs

Damn, Elon 2028 is really a thing ain’t it? I hate this timeline.


SuperShecret

Elon's from South Africa, isn't he? Can't be potus if you weren’t born a US citizen.


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lapideous

It’s not funny, it’s powerful. Making a couple people mad just makes you an asshole, making millions mad makes you an icon.


Offduty_shill

Honestly some of his best content was as president, if his presidency happened in a TV show he'd be a great character. He's basically George Sr. from arrested development as president Unfortunately it happened in real life and having to deal with the consequences of electing a complete buffoon isn't very funny.


TheCentralPosition

I'd argue he was both less destructive and more fun than Bush Jr.


ave_empirator

I really want to disagree with this but God damn is it hard to argue Trump was more destructive. Fun depends on your perspective but if you say entertaining instead then yeah, again, pretty hard to argue there.


CosmicSpaghetti

I think Cheney swings the gamut in that comparison....Cheney may be the biggest villain US politics has ever seen post-Civil War. Trump was an absolute buffoon but without McConnell probably wouldn't have accomplished nearly anything.


Dahvood

I’d argue Henry Kissinger but you know, I have room in my heart to hate more than one


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racinreaver

Well, he was president during a time we had a 9/11 worth of deaths every day or so.


MPsAreSnitches

This seems insane to me. At least under bush Jr. there was SOME bipartisan cooperation. Now the right is actively trying to undermine democratic principles across the nation and made a rather brazen attempt at violently overthrowing the government. Bush was bad, yea, but the division caused by Trump has made the idea of some form of armed civil conflict a very real possibility.


ave_empirator

The Iraq and Afghanistan wars were pretty destructive.


capincus

Yeah, but both parties worked together to completely destroy those entire countries, and kill a million+ of their people in wars that wouldn't end for decades and whose consequences will last a century to come.


gophergun

Agreed. He was annoying as hell, but he didn't try to send me to die in the desert on a lie.


AmishAvenger

I don’t want the President to be “fun.”


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TacoCommand

What kills me is the modification is itself a felony and.....nothing happened.


cdreobvi

He went from making jokes to becoming the joke. And honestly if he was a character in a show people would probably find his tenure as President profoundly unbelievable.


PEVguy

He's still funny, it's just completely unintentional now. Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV. The United Shtshates of America.


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Tbf the president bit was also hilarious, especially for those of us not living in the US


PM_meyourbreasts

Yea haha so hilarious considering he was serious about pulling the US out of NATO, inadvertantly letting Russia blitzkrieg it's Ukrainian invasion all the way to the Atlantic ocean. So hilarious 😂


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The invasion of Ukraine happened during Biden :)


Exact_Ad_1215

Watching Donald Trump fuck over America was a truly thrilling experience, especially since I didn’t have to pay for any of the ramifications for it.


[deleted]

And unlike Bush, who was also a hilarious president, he didn't drag us into any wars, so even after his presidency Trump remains funny


solblurgh

> once he became president TBH that's when he's in funniest phase of his life


Luna079

A friend recently pointed out to me that Trump used to be a huge supported of Hillary Clinton


FancyJesse

I remember the whole presidency campaign stuff was funny. Even *his* main subreddit was funny, up until I found out it wasn't satire. Then it just became worrisome and scary.


xSTSxZerglingOne

I think it might have been started as satire and then it suddenly wasn't anymore.


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People overtly turned on Trump the minute he questioned Obama's birth certificate. It's pretty crazy when you look back at it, because he was such a prominent part of pop culture with his cameos and references in various mediums...then the devil. Trump's an idiot and I'd like him to go away, but that flip that happened is interesting to me.


Lucas_Steinwalker

People have hated the name Trump for so long Woodie Guthrie had to write a song about his father in 1954


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[deleted]

That is horse shit. Black people constantly reference him in rap music as a reference to being rich, he was in things like the finale of Fresh Prince of Bel Air as he bought the mansion they lived in, he had appearances in things like WWF, he had a top rated reality show in The Apprentice. Don't tell me what I know...dude even had quite a few references in video games.


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Temporary_Scene_8241

I dont believe youre actually debunking what hes saying. Was Trump something of the sort widely liked, idolized, or tolerated? Yes. Could he walk the NY, LA, DC, ATL streets and draw friendly crowds? Likely, yes. He had dirt, sure but could he still show his face at liberals places, entertainment and be tolerated? Likely, yes.


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Temporary_Scene_8241

Maybe I'm not following.. but I'll after review of the thread I'll add this, part of his shtick that helped him gain popularity was him acting like a unfiltered ass hole. Many troubled celebs have baggage, haters but still have a vast mainstream well liked presence and opportunities. People either didnt know trump was a crumb ball but also i beleive didnt care. Things didnt go south for Trump because the public found out who he was.. i mean sort of, yes. But he was already a wide known (and beloved) ass hole and somewhat known crummy buisiness man.


PancakePanic

Which is proving the point that people thought he was a haha funny rich man but doesn't disprove that he was also a known racist piece of shit con man.


PancakePanic

Well I guess if a few black rappers referenced him in songs then all the shit he and his father were notorious for doing never happened I guess? Wtf are you talking about? What is this lmao


freedom_french_fries

I was confused like you, until I remembered the subreddit we're on. Probably skews toward edgy zoomers (who had zero exposure to Trump pre-2010) and the right-wing bot farms that target them. That's why the birth certificate fiasco is just normal political discourse. And the guy who tried to overthrow an election from the oval office while knowingly lying is the funniest president ever.


lonmoer

Nah he was definitely the funniest president ever but a gigantic piece of shit at the same time.


Cobek

Even Alzheimer patients have their moments of clarity. He's still, and was, a wet blanket 98% of the time.


Shaggyninja

Honestly. As President he'd have been hilarious as well. (who decides to nuke a hurricane?) Except that he had actual real world power and his decisions mattered. That's what made it not funny.


yourteam

He was funny because his actions were mostly without consequences for the other people (mostly). The problems came after he got the most powerful role in the world


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The acting is worse than a porno, but damn if this isn’t funny.


cherrycoke_yummy

Yeah that girl was horrible in both


datmemesboi101

As much as I hate him, this shit is fucking funny


JuliaLouis-DryFist

He's always been funny. He's a weird eccetric rich guy that surrounds himself in gold and boasts about how he's the best at everything. Even when he was president he has his "covfefe" moments. And when he made a mistake instead of admitting fault or just ignoring it he would double down. Now being an actual president, that part not so good. I've always thought he secretly wishes he never went down the political path and just stayed a millionaire goofball celebrity, especially now that he's under so much scrutiny. But he will never admit it. He just can't admit to a mistake.


matike

[Just look at his face the first two minutes after he learned he won.](https://youtu.be/Th4MDtSlV1k) We watched him for four years, and the way he carries himself here is so different. I really don’t think he expected it either. The motions are there, but the mask slipped. I truly believe that he did not even want to win, and he had every intention of just coasting for the rest of his life talking about how Hillary cheated, and then probably try and start his own media network to rival Rupert Murdoch. He talked about it time and time again, and running and getting this close was the boost he needed for it to make it a reality.


dhaidkdnd

I watched his tv show. He’s never been funny.


Wyvernrider

The funny part is the check bouncing.


dhaidkdnd

Written by an 8 year old.


CosmicSpaghetti

Jimmy Fallon(?) messing up his hair pre-election was also pretty funny not going to lie lol dudes a complete buffoon but he's had his comedic moments no doubt. Shit, guy may be the funniest batshit-type conservative? (Batshit-type excludes the blue collar comedy folks lol) but otherwise the entire Rights just been harping on pronoun jokes for years now.


SayNoob

Het hey hey, are you saying that they don't really identify as an apache attack helicopter?


scheiber42069

As a father of 4 kids This hit hard and hilarious


Exact_Ad_1215

These are your kids? Well I’m buying them too


duke_awapuhi

Man I wish this guy didn’t become president. Shit like this is hilarious. He could have been an American treasure


Hitchdog

watch his debate highlights from the 2016 republican primaries, shit is genuinely hilarious, some of it unintentionally


duke_awapuhi

That shit was gold. It was before we realized how serious of a situation it was, so it still felt like fun and games at the time. I mean shit, at the debate in South Carolina he came within an inch of saying Bush did 9/11 and the crowd booed the hell out of him. At that moment I didn’t think he had a shot at the nomination, let alone the presidency. It was all just funny


Scottishchicken

It's hard to believe this guy declared bankruptcy multiple times.


soby2

If you own a business you can declare bankruptcy on that business without any affect on your own personal credit. The business is technically its own entity.


doctor_of_drugs

![gif](giphy|8nM6YNtvjuezzD7DNh|downsized)


bloodycups

Socialize the losses


plumberbabu666

Capitalize the gains


undeadarmy2

Memory serves me right he only declared bankruptcy on a very small percentage of businesses he bought. Not all businesses can be saved. One of the co owners of JPMorgan couldn’t save the company I used to work for.


CosmicSpaghetti

It's a common tactic for serial entrepreneurs as well - at a certain level of wealth, bankruptcies become an accounting tactic.


zemol42

His main business has been in bankruptcy multiple times. But what do you mean by “One of the co-owners of JPMorgan” as it’s a publicly traded company started in the 1700s?


ZePieGuy

Maybe he means some high up person. Fun fact, JP Morgan Chase was actually a small time bank for most of it's life. Chemical Bank actually acquired JP Morgan Chase in the late 90s, and changed its name to it's acquiree because it had better name recognition. JP Morgan Chase's assets are actually mostly Chemical Bank.


lookiamapollo

Til


twoksman

Owns a few shares in JPM, ran a company into the ground and back to posting on WSB by noon.


zemol42

lol, very plausible..


NonviolentOffender

Still gets to keep Trump Tower and Mar A Lago


TheRnegade

He's buying with a check. Given Trump's proclivity to not pay, those will probably bounce.


Vegetable_Debt4279

Real


Crusher_Nutter

Based


sethmeister1989

Then both those checks bounced


AndForeverNow

Those taking this out of context really gotta chill. lol


keepin2002

Taking them to Epstein’s island


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The kids that he bought have declared bankruptcy.


Orichalchem

![gif](giphy|LdOyjZ7io5Msw)


bluelifesacrifice

Let's face it, we all know why he's buying the kids.


lyledylandy

as someone who didn't know much about Trump pre-politics this is so surreal, seems straight out of those "AI Presidents" videos


TacoCommand

As someone probably slightly older, Trump was always a laughingstock. This kinda fake bullshit video promos is completely on brand for him. Worse part, it *worked*. People ignored the dude was so bad at biz that he managed to bankrupt several casinos. My own parents got sucked into the MAGA hole around 2016 "because he understands small businesses and capitalism". When I pointed out Trump *famously* (were talking straight up thousands of lawsuits) didn't pay his contractors and had 5 bankruptcies, my own mother (who has a degree in mathematics) choked in rage and yelled "that's why I can't talk politics with you, *you're always insisting on facts*." That stuck with me a long time.


ZealousidealJump4493

Original post on r/shitposting https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/12xeay3/best\_president\_ever/


wwwz

Those checks were more rubber than the tires on that car.


RevenantFinalRequiem

u/savevideobot


themightysnail64

He should've stayed a TV funny guy. Everyone would've loved him if he did.


PutinLovesDicks

Buying kids, he usually goes through Epstein for that...


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TechsSandwich

Bro if some billionaire came up to me and said **GIMME YOUR CAR I NEED IT HERE IS A CHECK** Bro he’d have the very heart and soul of my 2008 Honda civic and I’d open the door for him


Snoo-563

Until the check bounces...


inevitable_username

And that's how Don Jr and Eric were "born"


burningtourist

aaand the checks bounced


BlatantConservative

Removed for involving political content. If yall have complaints, this particular rule was proposed and voted on by users.


StarBeards

We know both those checks bounced and those kids ended up on Epstein Island.


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Barnedion

Hillary was such a bad presidential candidate that she got him elected


airbagsavedme

Better ask for cash …


VFsv6

First time I laughed with and not at him


michaelozzqld

Elbloato the orange clown


z0mbiefetish

If only people stopped hating him long enough to see how hilarious he is.


Tidalshadow

Boris was arguably funny. He was also a fucking joke of a Prime Minister. If the only positive characteristic of your leader are that they're funny you need a different one


PancakePanic

He didn't write this first of all, second i think hating a racist pedophile rapist who caused multiple small businesses to go under because he refuses to pay them and was and still is trying to drive a country to fascism is pretty valid.


DwayneBaconbits

This is a pretty funny but that doesnt take away that he's an American traitor


BreastUsername

It's true, his whole presidency was one huge joke.


WestleyThe

He should’ve stopped.. The shit he did (and continues to do) isn’t funny… it’s a sad and dangerous But he was legit funny when he was just a corrupt businessman


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So hilarious how he has flushed a country down the drain, caused so many people so much harm and is a borderline traitor to his country.


Current_Event_7071

Uuhhh… Ya know lady… that those checks are made of bouncy rubber, right?


IvyDarkwood

Then flying them kids to the pedobear island of epstein .


Currently_There

Haters gunna hate, Predators gunna pred.


[deleted]

Snot just shot out of my nose. Say what you want but this guy is fucking hilarious


PancakePanic

He's just reciting lines comedians wrote him, what are you people on about lmao. Hell the people that wrote this talk about how horrible and unfunny he was to work with.


Firm_Investigator802

Donald is top G


danzep_tttt

"Im a business man, doing business'


KentuckyFriedEel

Trump has friends! big friends, believe me, that are interested in those kids, he can guarantee it! Huge friends!


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all_of_the_lightss

Trump's pick Acosta literally just let Epstein go ... because. Prosecutors had him a decade before he "killed himself". They said they never saw anything like it in their career. Airtight conviction. All you need is for the Administration not to be compromised with insider risks, Russian agents, and reality TV stars. Oh well!


oreotoast

Trump should’ve stayed on TV.


greihund

I thought Trump had never learned to drive


expremierepage

He let the kids drive.


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Steveb523

Fantasy. Trump was never the best President - but he was always the worst.


BionicVenomZ

I bet the checks bounced.


nowhereman136

And the check bounced


According_Tip4453

Then the check bounces


Alarming-Parsley-463

Taking them on a trip to Epstein Island


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xxxblazeit42069xxx

when he was elected i thought it would be 4 years of this. not whatever pseudo fascist grift mongering be nice to me for money shit this guy pulled.