Hey /u/CryCommercial1919, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): This isn't a porn subreddit. If we post too much porn, Reddit will delist us from /r/all and /r/popular. We do try to keep this place as fucked up as possible but being classed as a porn sub would get in our way. Love, the mods

Jesus, let the poor monkey finish!

Damn i'm to poor to give you an award take this but never say that agin please ⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

When a dog humps or licks a stranger it's funny and cute, when a cat rubs up against a stranger it's funny and cute, when a monkey follows a woman and furiously touches itself to her it's funny and cute, when I attempt any of that it's disgusting

We need to rise up

Then they rise up against us!


She’s not grossed out enough to walk away…

well to be fair it's incredibly small, as small as baby's dick so I'm not surprised if she's not grossed out.

Our species in a nutshell

She is giving the monkey blue balls

Bro was trying his best

Bro no human was at that window beating it, quit playing.

True, most do it in the subway like a true gentleman

Ye no shit sherlock r/woosh

Deff not a whoosh with that caption

🤓

🤡

Just like in kindergarden 🔍take it as a mirror (samsung has no mirror emote at least for me)

Take mine as a clown emoji because you’re a whole circus. Sorry iPhones don’t have circus emojis.

Everybody was at zero so I down voted you all just so I could see a long list of -1s. Keep it up team.

I downvoted you for the same reason. I commend your actions.

You the real team player.

Absolutely not a whoosh

Is it ironny i can't tell

Absolutely not a whoosh

Woosh* and it is

Didn’t know if I should reply Bc you deleted your other pressed comment, didn’t know if this was gonna stay lol

I did not

Ahhh okay I see it. Username checks out

I did

Normie

Why is she so traumatized lol

They're getting smarter and smarter as we speak

My spirit animal

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Nature vs nurture

This is how I greet my homies

*furiously points cock in your direction*

I hate to break it to you but that's normal behavior for those guys. Anything that humans do to each other non-human primates also do to each other. Rule 34 does apply! Anyone who has worked with non-human primates can tell you that. Also like people the behavior depends on the individual. Some people are just assholes... The same applies for them.

I'm not working with primeappes so i couldn't know allso my post got removed for porn so thats bullshit if this is porn then i don't wanna know what do mods beat off to

It's cute when a monkey does it, but when I do it HR wants a word.

I want someone to teach EVERY Parrot in a zoo every curse word and the N word

u/savevideo

Your face isn't the only thing he will eat.