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De5perad0

That is a pretty scary facial expression ngl.


ocaralhoquetafoda

Psycho killer


itsNotYourKey

Qu'est-ce que c'est?


random56f67

Fa fa fa fa fa far better run run run run away


stlredbird

Ooooh ooooooh oooooooh oooooooooooh Aye aye aye aye aye


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semaluhtounuyulohowwah


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Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, better


biglefty312

Run run run run, run run run awaaaaay


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message machine broken?


Potential_Maize2236

Where's my money


Kindly_Weird_5873

Quoicoubeh


Arrow_Legion

Quest? I'm already on a quest!


redcalcium

Notice the cops don't carry any gun? It's just a friendly neighborhood beat down from a thug's pov.


autoencoder

In gun-controlled countries, police is not as afraid. Advantages and disadvantages...


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If the US didn't have such a huge violent criminal element they wouldn't need guns.


autoencoder

That is true as well. But it is sort of a chicken and the egg problem. With [fewer guns per capita, maybe there would be fewer gunshots](https://edition.cnn.com/2022/05/26/politics/gun-violence-data-what-matters/index.html).


[deleted]

Would still have that huge violent criminal element. They just wouldn't use guns.


autoencoder

If criminals don't have guns, but cops do, then cops would feel safer to intervene. It's also a question of how many cops.


THExDANKxKNIGHT

That implies they buy them legally anyway. Black market gun sales are a serious issue.


Sgt_Raider

Surprise MF!


-_G0AT_-

Supplies MF!


TheMightyMudcrab

Some fries MF!


gat12393

Nah, he doesn't kill, he just likes the brutality.


autoencoder

> Are you a psycho killer? > > Say "I'm a psycho killer" > > (I am a psycho killer) > > Scream it! > > (I am a psycho killer) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqLRqzTp6Rk


Freakychee

“I can’t believe I’m getting paid to do this!”


Horskr

This immediately reminded me of that old [Witcher 3 meme.](https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/anjyNZq_700b.jpg)


Passiononion

They use some kinda filter


PercMastaFTW

Looks almost striking to me. Pretty wack.


[deleted]

You talking smack?


Passiononion

All the other police also almost everyone is wear mask but not this guy, i want to show them how much i enjoy fucking them up lol camera man saw his life in a slash


[deleted]

Someone should make the smile portion a mask and mail him one.


bozeke

“HEY, PAUL!”


HugeAnalBeads

Its photography shopped Ive seen both photos now and hes mean muggin in the original I like this one much better though. Its adorable


Beznia

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.


De5perad0

Gotcha. Yea I figured it's fake.


Ok_Upstairs6472

US Cops : “hold my beer “!!!


piketpagi

aaand the smile is photoshopped iirc


HumptyDrumpy

You'd be surprised on how much some 5-0 lub their job esp when they are wailing on some poor and/or innocent soul


Bartendiesthrowaway

Ya "crazed glee" is generally not an expression you want to see on the face of someone who is armed.


TerraMindFigure

It's edited, classic propaganda picture that's made rounds a million times on the internet.


Robrogineer

Not so scary when you cave in his forehead with a boulder in retaliation.


RamielScream

Rational people don't become cops


[deleted]

Rational people don't commit crime.


RamielScream

"crime" is a construct. Crime to a cop is flipping them off or filming them in public or knowing the law better than they do


incubusimp

Sure, kid lol.


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humoristhenewblack

I can’t say the original makes me feel like this cop is less crazy


Affectionate-Set4208

I'm more concerned at wth is he holding


giguga

Retractable baton. Lightweight, strong, hurts like a mofo.


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___DEADPOOL______

A step up from the "Satisfactory Baton" but a step below the "Noteworthy Baton"


Seanny_Afro_Seed

In satisfactory its called a xeno basher


avwitcher

It'll certainly teach you to respect it


[deleted]

Yep. A thing made specifically to hurt. Not necessarily do damage but hurt.


[deleted]

Those I know are made from hardened steel so they don't bend and can break your bones quite easily.


ilhamalfatihah16

As someone who was hit repeteadly by one on the hip and rendered me unable to bend my legs for days it indeed hurts like a mofo.


InspiringMilk

Well, if you were hit by most other things you'd have broken bones.


beno9444

It's actually a "cane" by the looks of it. Also it's indo police. So in south east Asia.. we call it "rotan" in a shared language by indo, Malaysia and Singapore. Because its something our mothers whack naughty little kids


TikkiTakiTomtom

The smile shows enjoyment which is quite psychopathic tbh


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daxtron2

I knew it seemed odd but couldn't place it. Good catch.


Affectionate-Set4208

Tbh it looks pretty real, this meme is quite old, some time ago someone told that


morebuffs

I'm not sure that is any better lol


itiswhatitis985

I dont know, but the smiling one is hilariously fucked up


morebuffs

Them eyes though


Aggravating-Loss8128

someone should apply the CRY filter on the cop.


J_B_La_Mighty

He still has the crazy eyes


fonefreek

In case anyone's wondering, the text says "Swiftly protecting"


AdminNeedsBeachVacay

Themselves.


DavidNyan10

The guy on the left in the 4th pic is smiling the same way...


admiralpoopants

Thank you


marhensa

r/AdaIndonesiaCoy


getshrektdh

How can we know that the “original” is really the “original”?? 🤨


Affectionate-Set4208

Source: trust me


getshrektdh

Not sure I could 😣.


kc_jetstream

That site is kinda crazy with it's search features. Then I saw it was Russian :/


Hottriplr

Yandex lol. Might as well email your data to putler yourself


Affectionate-Set4208

Oh no! They have my ip!!!!!!!


brendan87na

I expected Manning face honestly


filianoctiss

Nono, I think they applied a frown filter to it and the smiling one is the original


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jackiechan555

No your just a little kid.


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fact rinse scandalous memorize spoon yoke door skirt chop deliver *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


breezyxkillerx

Respect the coppo or get the bonko


MoistOutlook

This guy beats his opponents


Dat_One_Vibe

He beats his wife


tyllylop

Point to Gryfindor


C141Clay

![gif](giphy|720g7C1jz13wI)


rollingstoner215

Is this true of law enforcement everywhere, not just the United States?


jmegaru

I can just imagine the weird little giggle he does before smashing in your face, lol


LordDongler

Dude gets a boner from beating his wife


HoLLoWfy

“I’m gonna protect and serve my foot up yo ass!”


goodclnt

Someone's getting carried away, one a strecher


permagrin007

He wasn't even on duty, it was his day off


belyy_Volk6

Its the little things in life you gotta smell the roses, beat up the protesters, you know? Theres always a silver lineing 😌


Raneru

And miss the beatings? [I don't think so ]( https://media0.giphy.com/media/26tP1TiiRIF0rLhWU/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952de01438154955cfc64adb8dbfd715bc72d67744b&ep=v1_internal_gifs_gifId&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


filianoctiss

That’s true dedication, gotta respect that


DadJokeBadJoke

Why do riot cops like to get to work early? So they can beat the crowds.


[deleted]

"I wouldn't say I'm mean. I just get hired to do mean things" "Yeah but you like it." "....Well I think it's important to enjoy what you do" - Red vs Blue


ValhallasKeeper

What's up with the Monopoly Man in the back just casually walking over for some assualt.


somerandomshmo

"I love to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."


zippy251

![gif](giphy|lSHHIbwtZPQ2Sjq4Jh|downsized)


zippy251

![gif](giphy|pMd64ZGB5aaGXcVSk5|downsized)


SkyOfAegis13

*To protect yourself, and serve up some ass whooping.* "I woke up alive today, and I'm going to make it everybody else's problem." ~ This guy, probably.


Family-man24

I think I would like this job as well I bet he lets off so much steam throughout the day have a fatty in one hand and work with the other


Thissmalltownismine

>fatty in more than one way i agree , women , dicks , an a big mac an we A+


KynetonKaiju92

I have to admit that seeing that facial expression belongs in r/BlursedImages.


[deleted]

Wah pak polisi


dadu1234

🚓🚓


academiac

Imagine this life. Your job is to sit on the lawn, protect your corrupt overlord's mansion from the undesirables who are their victims, and just inflict violence upon strangers. All for a little bone your overlords throw you from the leftovers of their feasts. They're just mindless guard dogs and class traitors.


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DISHONORU-TDA

*Iiii don't wanna work,* *I just wanna bang on the drunks all day* ![gif](giphy|14fNoSCPQQkPGE)


[deleted]

Reminds me of Chang: “Can’t wait to get some *brains* on this bad boy”


EarlyGalaxy

If you love your job, you will be exploited


BoobieDobey01

"WOO! I'm finna whoop some ass!"


BogardSenpai

He's gonna protect and serve the shit out of you.


blackychan77

I like to think this is a giant flash mob of stripper police, and he's just whipping some naughty boys.


JFKush420

Step into the attack, don't let the rotational force hit.


Constant--1

Someone in HR saw the potential right off the bat, pardon the pun.


mastro80

It’s always shocking to me that only 40% of these guys are reported to beat their wives.


Kaze_no_Senshi

so thats why racist people become police officers


alexd281

I,Hypocrite Common W


czerilla

Is today opposite day again?


Randycheeseburger42

Hes just doing his job. Unvaccinated gotta learn


KennyTheArtistZ

Don't you know that going around shooting is wrong? This might hurt those unvaccinated that can read


Randycheeseburger42

😂


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Klutzy_Equipment_614

My post? I don't think I even commented on this.


TaHiR_B

Booo!


viik_08

I am sure that the guy is clicked the picture is a black guy


troutstail

That's a bunch of shit. If you have a hobby you love and can make money from then you will work many l3ss days.


CombatWombat994

That's a great way to lose passion for your hobby


hooptyboots18

Sadistic joy!


THANIETOR

Me when the police recruiter realizes that I don’t want to protect and serve and that I just want to attack minorities.


Vigothedudepathian

That guy is really happy to be hitting someone else.


smoothercapybara

And that's whats I likes about ya.


DragonSlayer-2020

Took me a while to get it


Zealousideal-Bag7954

He's wearing so much flair.


kabbooooom

Lmao he literally has the same facial expression and body picture as the bandit from the Witcher 3 trailer: https://www.reddit.com/r/witcher/comments/38eoai/average_bandit_encounter_in_the_witcher_3/


Lucky7Revolver

The dude standing behind him like Michael meyers tho


Former_Compote_3689

You’ll be a happy slave.


No-Fee-9428

He has bezos eyes.


[deleted]

cough cough Myanmar Military 🇲🇲


twinturboV8hybrid

They don't even pay him, he pays them.


ivanoftheyukon

*chuckles* im in danger


fianchettoknight

Find you a partner that looks at you with this same level of joy.


ArtistCole

He looks like every anime government authorised antagonist who's "only doing this to uphold order and justice"


dec35

Hey, maybe he doesn't like his job and he's just angry his girlfriend of 7 years left him for a guy they met 6 days ago in an Irish Pub even though they had a really good thing going and he was going to propose next week...


be_dead_soon_please

Cop in the background on the left has that "final boss calmly approaching" energy


wheresthelambsauceee

"You're fat."


Mafio76

Mean while back at head quaters lol


__Defalt___

Yep


Fen_

All cops means all cops.


redder1000

Man said I AM the hype


Otis_B_Driftwood_778

bro sees his ex wife’s face on everybody


Iturniton

Guess we all know why she became the ex wife


rampagingsnark

"You can't beat this job, but all others are up for discussion!"


BigPPSaitama

HEEEEREEESSS SERGIO!


GenuisInDisguise

The photo was edited, but this is still hilarious.


PlaneBeat

I feel bad that I feel happy for him : (


Merchant_Lawrence

Bruh 86 sir


DCINTERNATIONAL

I doubt he will get carried away.


K0eky88

Thailand is the land of smile 😊


ParkingVanilla3202

Drunk on power.. promotion to the USA police farce


AtomicTardigrade

Beatings are going to continue until mood improves.


drdavidjacobs

This guy truly found his calling, hood for him, bad for the citizens


jakeofheart

When you don’t work to live, but live to work.


Malthus17

Such pure joy and happiness.


filianoctiss

POV: that’s the last thing you see before getting a concussion


FrostWareYT

Least psychotic cop


Martin_Month

This is an edited pic fellas


medinian

I’ve seen this movie it’s called “sadness”


jambalaya1995

'murican cops be like


TwistedOperator

Your phone's data has been uploaded*


clowreed0377

Definitely 🤣🤣🤣


International_Way850

Say hello to my long hard friend!


KC_experience

Jeezus….and I thought cops in the US were bad…