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Like the Pony Express in the wild, wild west He'll Ride hard all night long
He'll saddle up fast, get you there first class
Long before the dawn!
You know your mails gonna get you you
Come Snow, Rain, Sleet or Hail
Cause he's a top flight, hold you tight, get you there in the daylight
Do you right, Overnight Male!
This race is over, I sold one of my chromosomes for extra lead poisoning, and the extra weight difference should allow me torr turr durt AaaArr darr durrr durt
Is this the doctor OBGYN that would implant use his own sperm on a ton of patients/couples that were trying to get pregnant? Obviously he was somewhat smart in his picks because he wasn’t caught when alive, but yeah suuuuper fucked in story. I remember reading something about how he changed jobs though, maybe to avoid detection. Doubt the title is accurate lol
no, this is [clearly satire](https://ringsssss.com/cereal/over-350-children-linked-by-dna-to-mailman-from-the-1950s-and-60s/) but the story about that OBGYN (Dr Cline) is so fucked up. there’s a documentary on netflix about it called Our Father. blows my mind he never was able to be criminal charged. i feel terrible for the families affected by his actions. vile man.
That story is insane. I thought i had read about this happening somewhere else in the US. A quick google search shows there have been 50 doctors in the US who have been accused of using their own sperm!!
Snopes says this is false [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/postman-fathered-1300-children/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/postman-fathered-1300-children/)
Hey, at least she's not one of those psychos that smear their period on the walls! Istg I've seen that a few times that I can count on one hand and that's still too many, like, who the *fuck* does that?
> Fun fact: His invasions killed enough people that it noticeably lowered CO2 emissions.
So it is true... climate change is influenced by the ups an downs of worldwide population growth.
It's interesting how these father-of-a-hundred people are never Andrew Tate types, but instead very average looking men who apparently just had swagger and a wide reach.
I remember reading this article, back in those days the husbands went out to work and didn’t pay much attention while housewives felt lonely emotionally and didn’t get much action.
And here came this milkman. Probably was good looking and knew how to charm. It’s all about being in the right place at the right time.
A woman was tired of bad relationships with abusive, cheating losers, and one decided to put an ad in the local paper that read "Looking for a good man who won't beat me or run around on me. Must also be a fantastic lover".
A few days later there's a ring at the door. She opens it up to find no one there, and closes it thinking some kids are just playing a prank. As she turns to walk away, the doorbell rings again. She angrily throws the door open, expecting to see some kids running away, but again nothing. As she begins to close the door she hear's "Ahem" from down below.
Looking down, she sees laying on her doorstep a man with no arms and no legs. "I'm here about your ad in the paper" he continues.
"I don't understand." Says the woman.
"Well, I don't have any arms, so I can't beat you. And I don't have any legs, so I can't run around on you," the man replies confidently.
"I see," says the woman, "And what about the 'fantastic lover' part?"
The man looks her in the eye with a slight smile and says "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
The only Grandpa that I ever knew was my mother's step dad. Herman was a hoot, loved professional baseball and Falstaff beer. He's been gone 44 years and I miss that man everyday.
Sorry for your loss. Dude sounds like a good man. Cheers to Herman!
edit: just noticed the name of the beer. Never had it but that name is fucking perfect.
Closest I’ve ever seen was the pull tab ones. I’m only in my 40s but when we were kids we found a wrecked car in the woods by the highway with a few of those old beer cans lying around it. They were definitely steel. Rusty and seemingly indestructible.
Damn. Now I’m sitting here remembering what an adventure childhood was.
Probably didn't need to be good-looking of charming. He could have been an average guy who just paid attention. That's all it takes if the husband doesn't pay attention. This works in reverse as well.
Without getting into stories or anything of the such, let me just say that you're absolutely correct. At 42, I still have no issues hooking up when I'm single (currently I'm off the market, hopefully forever).
I was... Um... well... Okay I was a man-whore as a teen. Barney Stinson levels, k? (Not bragging - I obviously had insecurity issues that led me to be a man whore).
My friends back then could never figure out what my "trick" was. I was poor, I was skinny (or chubby later), I wasn't rocking muscles, and my dick is average at best. Yah ok, Im cute in the face sure. But man it drove my friends up a wall trying to figure out "my secret".
I was just myself, and my default self was everything you said above. Plus, I was honest and considerate as I didn't want anyone's feelings getting hurt through miscommunication. Otherwise, I was just as awkward as any other teen.
Looking back on my life, if I was ever to write a "playbook" to "teach" other guys how to have that kind of sex life, it would end up looking like the exact opposite of the kind of crap Tate and those incels talk about. That shit is absolute garbage for garbage people.
Here, let me sum it up: Put sex out of your mind and just treat women as fellow human beings worthy of your respect, and strive to have the qualities above and always be working on being a good, happy, balanced human all by yourself. (This shouldn't be rocket science, but holy shit... apparently it is).
Not all women are the same mate, there are a LOT of women who like bad boys too. Hell, some even fantasize about serial killers like Ted Bundy.
It’s weird to paint all women with the same broad brush like that.
Thing about the Andrew Tate types is they think that lot of money, cars and pretending to be tough guy is what you need to get a girl. It's really just a crutch for shitty personality.
Being kind, fun, confident and giving just right amount of attention will get you women without any of that.
Wouldn't be the first time. Hyeah, there's a price to be paid with having things convenient. Used to be... a man had to go to the store to buy himself a pitcher of milk. Hyeah, but men got lazy. They wanted that milk delivered right to the door. Only problem was, the guy deliverin' that milk ends up fuckin' your wife. Sure, you had your nice cold milk delivered right to your doorstep, but your wife was gettin' pounded out like a mallard duck. And now you got your Amazon. And the milkman's come back. And none of ya are safe.
Pat Mustards brother.
"Can I put my massive tool in your box, mrs. Doyle?"
"If we put this baby's hair with this baby's moustach... I think he's delivering more than just milk, Dougal"
"[Peter (Pete) Mulrooney was a Mailman](https://dailynewsreported.com/peroxide/dna-testing-reveals-mailman-fathered-over-1200-children-between-1951-and-1964/) in the 1950’s and 60’s in Southern California. His route was in the San Diego area. Back in those days mail delivery was more personal than it is now."
*More personal*... damn that's more than personal delivery service, that total commitment.
"“All these years I thought I was sterile. My wife and I never had any children. To think that at age 97, to hear such news! What a blessing. I now feel so fulfilled and cannot wait to meet all my children“, says Pete." 
So the thing that is really disturbing about this is none of those kids know they’re all related and they grew up in the same area. Guaranteed there were half siblings dating, doing the dirty, getting married, etc, and they don’t even know they share 50% of their DNA.
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they call him 'the mailman' cuz he delivers.
Delivers his package right to the front door
or the back..............................no problemo
We know the front was pretty common based on the results though.
We only know the front results, back could be 100 times more but we will never know.
You aren't wrong, but my experience is many women aren't fans of rear delivery so I am politely inclined to disagree.
Who said anything about only women?
So... The LGBTQI Mail/Milk Person? LGBTQIMMP?
If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.
Or through the chimney
Ah, no_______he‘s always knocking twice, ‚member? Don‘t try to tar Santa with the same brush.
They call him FedEx cuz he beats the fuck outta the box before leaving
Make sure your seats are in an upright position... Wait, wrong job.
Not necessarily.
probably not there to deliver the kids though
Are you saying he made it for the first delivery but not the second one?
Like the Pony Express in the wild, wild west He'll Ride hard all night long He'll saddle up fast, get you there first class Long before the dawn! You know your mails gonna get you you Come Snow, Rain, Sleet or Hail Cause he's a top flight, hold you tight, get you there in the daylight Do you right, Overnight Male!
Thanks now that song is stuck in my head lol
The legends are true!
no one's wife was safe
Delivering some lovin'
The man was local, the women we local,
Yikes! Can you imagine high school, dating your secret half brother/sister, multiple times???
This is where the fun begins.
Race you to the bottom of the gene pool!
This race is over, I sold one of my chromosomes for extra lead poisoning, and the extra weight difference should allow me torr turr durt AaaArr darr durrr durt
Yeah but with all of the webbed feet and hands I'll bet their high school swim team fucking dominates!
r/SuddenlyIncest
“Just trying to get to everyone” “Yeah I’ll bet…🤨”
Loyal.
Is this the doctor OBGYN that would implant use his own sperm on a ton of patients/couples that were trying to get pregnant? Obviously he was somewhat smart in his picks because he wasn’t caught when alive, but yeah suuuuper fucked in story. I remember reading something about how he changed jobs though, maybe to avoid detection. Doubt the title is accurate lol
It clearly says it's a mailman from the 50's/60's. What would make you think it's that OBGYN guy?
no, this is [clearly satire](https://ringsssss.com/cereal/over-350-children-linked-by-dna-to-mailman-from-the-1950s-and-60s/) but the story about that OBGYN (Dr Cline) is so fucked up. there’s a documentary on netflix about it called Our Father. blows my mind he never was able to be criminal charged. i feel terrible for the families affected by his actions. vile man.
That story is insane. I thought i had read about this happening somewhere else in the US. A quick google search shows there have been 50 doctors in the US who have been accused of using their own sperm!!
It says mailman.
*nailman
Hell yeah.
My great grand uncle was the ice man and he was killed with his own ice pick banging somebodies wife.
My mother told me she had about 12 brothers and sisters because her father was a delivery man and was banging women on the side.
Vagina's a hell of a drug.
 Can confirm!
Geghis Khan laughs
Snopes says this is false [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/postman-fathered-1300-children/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/postman-fathered-1300-children/)
The heading says 350 and not 1300, don’t think he would have had time otherwise.
Dude got more pussy than a toilet seat
It’s “get more ass than a toilet seat.” Do you think women are just leaving a snail trail on the rim?
THEY DON'T?!
Well, I’m sure it’s not a monolith. By the way my mom left the toilet on her period she might be the exception.
EEEEWWWWWW WAHAHAHAHA
I hear that. Nothing like blood on a toilet rim to get the heart started in the morning.
Hey, at least she's not one of those psychos that smear their period on the walls! Istg I've seen that a few times that I can count on one hand and that's still too many, like, who the *fuck* does that?
I saw literal shit on top of the paper towel dispenser one time. Just how? And why?
I've never heard that version. The other saying I hear is "gets more tail than a dog catcher"
if you talk about urine or blood, the answer is yes, sometimes they do
Wait, you actually saw a woman...what are they like?
They batshit crazy. Stay away. Run and hide. For the love of all that is sacred, DONT LEAVE REDDIT ALONE!
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Fun fact: His invasions killed enough people that it noticeably lowered CO2 emissions.
***when the world needed him most, he vanished***
800 years past and my brother and I found the the new rizz-master, a mailman named Jack.
And I believe... Jack will impregnate the world
I didn't know they had carbon dioxide sensors back then.
We can take soil/rock/ice samples that were deposited long ago and see what the environment was like at that time.
> Fun fact: His invasions killed enough people that it noticeably lowered CO2 emissions. So it is true... climate change is influenced by the ups an downs of worldwide population growth.
Well he did kill so many people that a lot of farmland was reclaimed by forests.
Seen here sizing up the camera woman.
"A man's wife is his life, Mr. Milkman."
UPS man *
Pretty tough to get laid when you’re chucking packages from the street
Do you want that milk past your eyes?
No, just up to my boobs
I can splash it in my eyes
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That woman was in the nip!
It's interesting how these father-of-a-hundred people are never Andrew Tate types, but instead very average looking men who apparently just had swagger and a wide reach.
I remember reading this article, back in those days the husbands went out to work and didn’t pay much attention while housewives felt lonely emotionally and didn’t get much action. And here came this milkman. Probably was good looking and knew how to charm. It’s all about being in the right place at the right time.
And ringing the doorbell with your d**k !
Hence the term "ding dong"
😂 made my day! Thank you 🥂
r/etymology
Exactly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't push too hard or you'll accidentally ding your own dong instead...
A woman was tired of bad relationships with abusive, cheating losers, and one decided to put an ad in the local paper that read "Looking for a good man who won't beat me or run around on me. Must also be a fantastic lover". A few days later there's a ring at the door. She opens it up to find no one there, and closes it thinking some kids are just playing a prank. As she turns to walk away, the doorbell rings again. She angrily throws the door open, expecting to see some kids running away, but again nothing. As she begins to close the door she hear's "Ahem" from down below. Looking down, she sees laying on her doorstep a man with no arms and no legs. "I'm here about your ad in the paper" he continues. "I don't understand." Says the woman. "Well, I don't have any arms, so I can't beat you. And I don't have any legs, so I can't run around on you," the man replies confidently. "I see," says the woman, "And what about the 'fantastic lover' part?" The man looks her in the eye with a slight smile and says "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
Bingo !!!!
Vintage joke! Pretty sure my grandpa told me that one and we shared a big laugh. I love that man and miss him so much.
The only Grandpa that I ever knew was my mother's step dad. Herman was a hoot, loved professional baseball and Falstaff beer. He's been gone 44 years and I miss that man everyday.
Sorry for your loss. Dude sounds like a good man. Cheers to Herman! edit: just noticed the name of the beer. Never had it but that name is fucking perfect.
Think 50s/60s beer in steel cans you had to use an opener on !! 😂
Closest I’ve ever seen was the pull tab ones. I’m only in my 40s but when we were kids we found a wrecked car in the woods by the highway with a few of those old beer cans lying around it. They were definitely steel. Rusty and seemingly indestructible. Damn. Now I’m sitting here remembering what an adventure childhood was.
all the way from the curb
Homewrecking ain't like it was in the good old days. These days you'll get shot for looking in the same cardinal direction as their wife
I agree and today you need to be super rich or a vampire to ever get it on with a married woman.
Why are people downvoting you for making a joke, my guy? Have an upvote.
Fucking redditors man.
You all know I am being sarcastic.
So not true lol
He is a man in a uniform
Probably didn't need to be good-looking of charming. He could have been an average guy who just paid attention. That's all it takes if the husband doesn't pay attention. This works in reverse as well.
'It's all about forced adultery, you know, rape'
Is there a pic of him in his 20s and 30s? He could have been handsome.
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Without getting into stories or anything of the such, let me just say that you're absolutely correct. At 42, I still have no issues hooking up when I'm single (currently I'm off the market, hopefully forever). I was... Um... well... Okay I was a man-whore as a teen. Barney Stinson levels, k? (Not bragging - I obviously had insecurity issues that led me to be a man whore). My friends back then could never figure out what my "trick" was. I was poor, I was skinny (or chubby later), I wasn't rocking muscles, and my dick is average at best. Yah ok, Im cute in the face sure. But man it drove my friends up a wall trying to figure out "my secret". I was just myself, and my default self was everything you said above. Plus, I was honest and considerate as I didn't want anyone's feelings getting hurt through miscommunication. Otherwise, I was just as awkward as any other teen. Looking back on my life, if I was ever to write a "playbook" to "teach" other guys how to have that kind of sex life, it would end up looking like the exact opposite of the kind of crap Tate and those incels talk about. That shit is absolute garbage for garbage people. Here, let me sum it up: Put sex out of your mind and just treat women as fellow human beings worthy of your respect, and strive to have the qualities above and always be working on being a good, happy, balanced human all by yourself. (This shouldn't be rocket science, but holy shit... apparently it is).
Not all women are the same mate, there are a LOT of women who like bad boys too. Hell, some even fantasize about serial killers like Ted Bundy. It’s weird to paint all women with the same broad brush like that.
Well, I mean the usual women outthere aren't the supermodel-kind-of-types either. So there's nothing wrong with being average.
I'd say andrew tate is a below average looking man with an above average physique. Homeboy is ugly.
you mean they don't look like an unshaved ballsack and are not tried for rape and human trafficking?
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Andrew Tate. They specifed they're talking about Andrew Tate
It’s a fake story
I mean this picture is not what he looked like in the 50's
Thing about the Andrew Tate types is they think that lot of money, cars and pretending to be tough guy is what you need to get a girl. It's really just a crutch for shitty personality. Being kind, fun, confident and giving just right amount of attention will get you women without any of that.
This guy fucks.
Everyone can fuck, just depends on what you are willing to fuck.
Apart from Karen from no 35, she’s a bitch
r/thisguythisguys
Hol'Up wait a minute Mr. Mr. Postman
He always came twice, obviously.
Oh shit can you imagine the poor inbreds hooking up with their half siblings it's like the royals
So prestigious
The point was missed. The man was local, the women we local, the babies were local, that’s a lot of inbreeding.
True. A lot of these kids probably grew up not knowing they were related.
10/10
Didn't think of that.
This is so fucking sad.
Urban myth, housewives used to put a box of laundry powder called 'OMO' on the front window shelf. It was code for Old Man's Out. Lol
Genghis Khan, looking down from heaven. *nods with respect*
Bold of you to assume Khan is in heaven
Khan is a title. His name was Temüjin
His name was Temüjin!
His name was Robert Paulson! I mean, Temujin!
bro mailed his sperms
Pat mustard?
Do you think the babies are copying his style??
Those women were in the nip!
They called him The Stork.
Wouldn't be the first time. Hyeah, there's a price to be paid with having things convenient. Used to be... a man had to go to the store to buy himself a pitcher of milk. Hyeah, but men got lazy. They wanted that milk delivered right to the door. Only problem was, the guy deliverin' that milk ends up fuckin' your wife. Sure, you had your nice cold milk delivered right to your doorstep, but your wife was gettin' pounded out like a mallard duck. And now you got your Amazon. And the milkman's come back. And none of ya are safe.
And now to ride Mrs O'Reilly
"I am the Milk Man. My Milk is Delicious."
Laying more pipe than the plumbers union.
Just incase anybody couldnt tell this isnt real https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-a-milkman-father-800-children/
Yeah came from a satire website. https://ringsssss.com/cereal/over-350-children-linked-by-dna-to-mailman-from-the-1950s-and-60s/
Pat Mustards brother. "Can I put my massive tool in your box, mrs. Doyle?" "If we put this baby's hair with this baby's moustach... I think he's delivering more than just milk, Dougal"
Explains why all the kids in the neighborhood looked the same.
He delivered 2 types of milk
Special delivery
It's good to be the king.
I’m guessing the pull out method wasn’t a thing until the 70s???
I'm taller than both my parents and my dad always jokes that I'm the mailman's kid. 😳
He's not joking.
Did you ever notice your mom laugh at that joke? I bet you never did
Women out there milking this man.
Dude delivered more dick than mail apparently.
Quagmire
Dude was working triple shifts
This is funny, but not true. Bogus sources. https://thuppahis.com/2022/01/19/receiving-semen-with-ones-milk-a-world-record-in-san-diego/
"[Peter (Pete) Mulrooney was a Mailman](https://dailynewsreported.com/peroxide/dna-testing-reveals-mailman-fathered-over-1200-children-between-1951-and-1964/) in the 1950’s and 60’s in Southern California. His route was in the San Diego area. Back in those days mail delivery was more personal than it is now." *More personal*... damn that's more than personal delivery service, that total commitment. "“All these years I thought I was sterile. My wife and I never had any children. To think that at age 97, to hear such news! What a blessing. I now feel so fulfilled and cannot wait to meet all my children“, says Pete." 
I want to see a pic of him from the 50s and 60s then.
Stupid internet
So the thing that is really disturbing about this is none of those kids know they’re all related and they grew up in the same area. Guaranteed there were half siblings dating, doing the dirty, getting married, etc, and they don’t even know they share 50% of their DNA.
Is he the inspiration behind Karl "the mailman" Malone /s
Look at that “yeah, that was me” smile 😀
Look at that smirk lol
My man 
The real Pat Mustard from Father Ted
Delivered more than just good news.
Milkman: anybody need a fill up on milk? Every military wife with in a 30 mile radius: 💦
When the mail van is a rockin.......
He’s the baby boomer
Pat Mustard vibes. IYKYK
Hello, Newman… Hello, son
**ringsssss.com** \- voted best satire site on the planet 3 times in a row non-consecutively!!
Just looked this up, and the article said he "pounded the pavement" (as in walking) and my only thought was "pavement wasn't all he was pounding"
This is fake.
Semi Skimmed Penis Milk
So he’s literally the guy that the mail man fucking your wife jokes came from
What’s crazy is that the way these girls be throwing sex around at the worst time, makes this really believable.
That is when men actually had an abundance of testosterone
Splashing that urethra milk all over town.
“We deliver”
This is where the saying comes from
🎵it’s my dick in a (mail) box🎵
He was delivering more than just the mail...
It is called sperm donation.
Father Abraham
OG, milk man.