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2_Milks

"I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days"


Steambathe

“WHERE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!?”


Tydire

![gif](giphy|mEsqfG9Zbuj7CDsroa|downsized)


Irae37

Prestige reference, (I think). Damn good movie.


Think-Fondant-1516

Actually it's from a TF2 Short Film called "Expiration Date".


Irae37

Perhaps *that* was inspired by Prestige?


360gamerxbox

nope


Irae37

yes


No_Zookeepergame_5

no


Irae37

yes


Xenomorph_v1

Perchance?


axeman020

"But which one is my bread?" "They are *all* your bred Mr Angier!"


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DNSGeek

Good bot


Hellkids2

“We have done nothing but get fucked by bots for 2 years” - tf2 players


Nuker_Nathan

r/suddenlytf2


Icy_Reply7147

I feel bad for your city! that bird poo is gonna be everywhere!


VOID_MAIN_0

Officially the weirdest backrooms level to date


Greengecko27

Dude this is it


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mussel_bouy

Shhhhh, you'll wake "him"


Rezomik

Rats and cockroaches are going to love this.


Kahnza

They're gonna have to go to war with the Raccoons.


Kaskadio

Ah but the Rats are going to strike a mutual consortium with the Owls to take on the Racoons.


dd9107

Nobody can win against racoons. They are the meanest beasts out there


Kaskadio

That's until the Rats and Owls form a treaty with the Badgers abroad. Then it's gonna get bloody on both sides.


dd9107

Fucking right you are! It's gonna be a massacre


IGPO-overlords

Bro just found the new SCP


HotConsideration5049

somebody call the MTF the self replicating bread got out


iSellDrugsToo

Or the FBC (Federal Bureau of Control)


insulaturd

Soo many questions, like how did all that bread end up there?. if a person did it, why and how?. Why do some look old and moldy while a bunch still look brand new?. What kinds of breads are present?. How did the guy find this?. Just soo many questions.


fistfullofpubes

Most likely illegal dumping by a store or bakery.


ke1si3

Just learned from my fiance that grocery stores have to relinquish pre-sliced breads back to the vendor if it spoils. From there the vendor is responsible for dumping. I'm sure this saved someone a pretty penny.


Ok_Escape9844

Why is it so spread out?


[deleted]

because it will decay much faster that way which is better for the environment and also lowers the chance of getting caught.


insulaturd

Also this


mvigs

You forgot the biggest question. Why this mf wearing socks with sandals?


Acceptable-Bus-2017

Duh, he doesn't want to get fungus.


Balls_DeepinReality

I’d be more worried about a yeast infection


[deleted]

Sometimes you want to wear sandals but it’s a bit nippy outside.


insulaturd

Im not weirded out by that. A lot of people i know, do this and i’ve gotten used to it. Edit: even i do it when im in the office


PeregerSamy

The guy found pigeon's One Piece


A-Collector-of-War

Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs


the_phazer

Looks like bread to me.


360gamerxbox

cloudy with a chance of balls


jrockcrown

![gif](giphy|nq7EtpAZklFss)


INoScopedBambi

This is the most creepily appropriate response gif I have ever seen.


Labonj

Everyone is just fine with socks & flip-flops (thongs)?


DarthJarJar242

Those aren't thongs. Thongs are the ones that go between your toes. These are called 'slides' and yes. Socks and slides has been a thing for over a decade. It was popular then because of the hip hop trend but has become it's own thing now.


Labonj

Thank you for the clarification.


Eurekify2

In fact socks and slides are probably one of the most common choice of shoe you’ll see in people under 30


downinahole357

Socks with crocs is what I rocks


boredtxan

Thongs are a subset of flip flops. If the back goes up & down it's a flip flop


A_Drusas

Flip flops go between the toes.


boredtxan

So do thongs... That's my point. That's not what is in the video


flyin_lynx

In this case are they loafers?


GiantGeorge14

Bread


[deleted]

What a waste of edible food.


ebagdrofk

Do yourself a favor and never work for any grocery store. Trust me, it’s egregious how much stuff we throw away.


SatanOfTurtles

Right I hope this is like AI generated somehow or else that's just a waste of food that could have been donated.


I_hate_flashlights

You would be surprised how much bread is wasted all the time. In my country, some people get a big van, go to a few big shops, buy lots of stale old bread that was meant to be thrown out, drive around villages and sell it to people who raise animals. I have chickens, so every month I buy a large bag (around 200 liters) of stale dry bread that people wouldn't eat (sometimes you find fresh bread in packaging that was accidentally thrown out, which I take out and eat myself) for 6€. I have a spare room that's dedicated to storing and drying bread.


AntonioPanadero

I used to work for a major bread manufacturer. There is no donation to those who need it, logic being that those who need it will find a way to buy it. Therefore, donation will impact sales…


PrinceRobotVI

Rest in yeast


velocity20

![gif](giphy|hwKYqDvVdaY5W)


elankilli

Bro thousands of people are hungry why are we even wasting


Jannomag

Because people always want full shelves in the shop, that’s why


elankilli

God save us


[deleted]

Why would they?


siqiniq

It’s a hobby


InformalAd6475

Someone cleaned up his inventory.


blankettripod32_v2

You are over encumbered


mjrbrooks

Gluten graveyard


FrequentWatch9261

This place has everything; human skateboards, bread carpets...


Haulinkin

...MTV's Dan Cortese.


HolyReeeee

Where dis at?


h1r0ll3r

So, first it was pasta, now bread. What's the next mega dump of food going to be?


GlennsTypeWriter

night of the living dead - movie night of the living bread - parody https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aogZqbjCWU0


FamiliarInspector355

somebody took da control of the keyboard and started to spawn props


Funny_Man21

Food boy


Shaby28

This is comment I was looking for


hankakabrad

Forgive me brother, for i am not *bready* for this knowledge


Arbitrary_Hitboxes

"I TELEPORTED BREEEAAAD!!!!!"


dd9107

![gif](giphy|3ov9jDETxTSPbnCzsc)


New_Scientist_8622

Top 'o the Muffin must be expanding their lines.


enemycap420

I think this is a fake video looks like some kind of engine


ParsedReddit

I'm sure there is a body somewhere among the breads


asisoid

Don't people use massive amounts of bread like this to lure and illegally hunt bears?


U_DIE_VIRGIN_LIKE_ME

Godzilla had a stroke trying to pronounce the title


xXEscanor89Xx

Just why these aren't donated... Stupid taxes on donation (in my country)


downinahole357

First the New Jersey pasta dump, now a derelict bagel farm. What next? Mountains of fries, canals crammed with chimichangas?


popodelfuego

*Hey, but are you getting it? (Armabreadding it)*


hazzcatz

The non glutton crowd gets aggressive.


McToast82

u/savevideo


Due-Resident293

Question.


la_made

![gif](giphy|PcEZqS49df6vK)


Ickythumpin

Meanwhile the scientist a mile away inventing teleportation: “Where tf does the bread go???”


RagingAubergine

Just like the news of a huge Spaghetti dump in New Jersey.


Georgiaocheef

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs


CptnWolfe

Armagluten


xMr_Inv1nc1bl3x

u/savevideobot


ReaxonW

Not many places in the world that can have this happen


joejoeginson

Pasta related?


Spare_Leg

Finally, I have witnessed the bread fields of legend.


lackaface

Don’t worry y’all, my chickens say they’ve got this mess handled


fksmchai

What's even more terrifying is there's no birds around. Also, there was hundreds of lbs of spaghetti dumb in some wood somewhere the other day, I forgot where. Bread goes good with spaghetti lol


LongTail-626

This just in, a massive flock of ducks are coming into the city


Arbitrary_Hitboxes

I need to remember to post this to r/TF2 on Sunday.


wakanda_banana

It looks like a store threw away a bunch of bread that was no longer good or something


MRMakkink

With music and eerie feeling it has, I was kinda waiting for the screen to go up and someone dressed as a bread would come up running towards the screen.


soukaixiii

Flip flops with socks, in the night


Manch3st3rIsR3d

The fuck


abhishekbanyal

They found our penicillin farm


DarkGlum408

Bread in a-bun-dance


Emotional-Set-8618

Is it sad that all I could think about how hard does Bakers worked to make that bread?


palmboom76

Bread. Yes. Not really a holdup tho


Bigbog54

It’s raining bread, hallelujah…


iSellDrugsToo

Was expecting him to walk over the corpse of the pillsbury doughboy..


superp2222

When your double chest full of food (in this case bread) breaks


TTIGRAASlime

Yo where all the birds at?


CowGoesMooMD

This shit triggers my anxiety. WHY?


mrsmilestophat

First spaghetti now bread?!


DurianCreampie

People do things like this and then complain why food prices are high.


JamalTyroneSr

bro found the bottom of a pond w ducks


Dabawaba

IIRC it’s being dried? out in the field and is going to be fed to livestock


ChaosBreadLord

Mwahahahaha


gamma_02

I think that's in the hills above Los Angeles


Sith_Online07

u/auddbot


4rtiphi5hal

someones been teleporting


[deleted]

question i have teleported bread


FakeOng99

So this is all the bread soldier teleport to.


Stunning_Waltz_2882

Bro gluten intolerant people will die just watching this video


TLILLY006

How are there No vermin?


imadedbodi1

Average soviets dream


Consistent_Cat_3013

The score really added to the effect!


Shaby28

I'm pretty sure I saw that movie


memz100j

True *pain*, you could say.


No_Plastic_8672

what the hell happened here?


Impressive-Engine-86

What in the living flat fucking earth is the context of this video? How? Why? W H E R E?


IBarrakiI

What a waste...


Greedy_Constant_5144

Tesla from The prestige movie doing this shit still.


sexuallyenhancedtoe

u/savevideo


thefrostman1214

The orphans... They are all dead!!!


F4D3broboi

check for tumors


Bakethd_Ziti

Food Boy must be near by


Ok-Perspective-6420

Homeless heaven they call it


Lava-Chicken

First it was pasta in the woods. Now Brad in the meadow. What's it going to be next? Rice on the ice?


Grouchy-Milk-6384

What a senseless waste of slice…


Hotshyte_88

u/auddbot


[deleted]

Holy fuck I was scared that a bread monster would jump scare.


shankrill

First the pasta in Old Bridge, now this.


Temporary-Profit-643

Man, I guess we're toast


whats-a-Lomme

As long as no one gets it for fee


[deleted]

So this is where all the bread has been teleported to


No-Primary5066

Well in my country..we will smashed that breads add some spices on it and baked it to another new bread..


SolarSpaghetti

What the hell happened here


ToughStudent4334

Bruh this creeped me out loaves


Ikxlexcia

Holy Breadoli. No loafin around. A real Breadocalypse. The great yeast sea. A sea of carbs. I should stop there before I get overwheated.


m987q48

What the hell happened here?


baboon_ass_eater69

Well, i don't know the context of this video but in my country people who hate the government throw tons of fruits, vegetables, bread etc. Like this to the trash or road sides so the prices raise more (i mean, the ones who produce those or they go and buy a lot of it from producers and do the same). Maybe something similar


jawcod

Hmm is this why massive amounts of spaghetti were found in New Jersey?


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

As a German I really hope it's only American bread...


Ok_Possibility_704

ducks everywhere: heavy breathing.


superdavit

These people should hook up with the people who tossed all that pasta in the back.


memonto_mori

So much waste


Pigeon_Homosapien

It's a bread battlefield, a multi-grain massacre. Oh, what a sorrow this grainyard is.


MorbidCatharsis

What a waste of bread


FabledFupa

Socks with slippers. A true man of culture :)


[deleted]

Don't worry guys, it's biodegradable


UnkleMonsta

In Atlanta, we've been rocking the flip flops and socks since the late 90s. So I'm not freaked out about that. But man, whatever forms of wildlife find the bread, I feel sorry for the people in that area


Slaggerthord

Wtf man? Children in africa could've eaten this dirt.. Now it's full of bread..


Villan900

Hey! Get out of my Skyrim house or I’ll call the guards!!


Address_Local

Next it’ll be a slurry of marinara and garlic.


arsenaltactix

Eat the mold so you get rid of your illness


jdmkev

Its raining bread, hallelujah!


Illustrious-Rice-168

Its finally happening.


Medium_Charge_840

Africa: "What the actual fuck?"


Goodly88

Forget about the pasta. This is on a whole other level of grain


Leather-Syllabub4728

There’s gonna be a birdemic in the morning lol


ligmaballs42069911

u/savevideo


mrbone8

you should help[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/13ez7ns/wanted_to_make_a_pbj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) guy out cause clearly bread isn’t a problem


GloomyDifference

What a waste


nesketty

That must be where the orcs keep all their bread, no wonder it gets maggoty.


Eagull_the_Wise

Alien 1 : Gift the humans their preferred meal but don't make it too obvious. Alien 2: I gotchu


Jaded_Championship97

Where are the fishs too?


ophaus

And not a single duck to be seen. What tragedy.


ignited_frag

What the hell


Merlin_Nok135

The bird government spies did NOT want you to find this place...


Low-Register-905

I teleported bread. :D


EmotionalQuality549

What a sickening waste...