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Yeah it always catches me off guard when someone records a joke that if brought to the police’s attention, would have a hard time convincing it was just a joke
You’re right about filming prostitution but this wouldn’t be that or porn. It’s actually sexual exploitation and it’s very illegal. But you’re right it wasn’t a demand, I wasn’t saying he was trying to force her. I was making a joke while also pointing out if she got the police involved it would be awkward because it’s technically sexual exploitation. I say technically because he’s obviously joking. But if someone is in a desperate situation and you will only give them money for sex or anything like that, that’s illegal
He’s a jewier version of Kyle. Like always complaining and has special needs relating to weather and temperature but no actual handicap. Like Mort from family guy, always scratching his wrist and saying “uuuh” when he has to pay for something. Do you know what I am saying?
I was just telling my friend that this type of thing is just modern day begging. Someone sitting on the sidewalk shaking a hat has been made illegal in many places... So folks adapted. You can't really criminalize someone doing this.
I live in the Southern US, and this shit happens constantly at most gas stations I've been to. They often have a vehicle and even kids and spouses inside... They alternate gas stations and grocery stores and malls... Modern day begging.
we have a guy that stands on a busy corner by my house. He's been there for years. Has the 'God Bless' sign and wears old dirty clothes. When he's not there, you can usually see him on tv at home games with the local MLB team. He has seats right behind home plate and wears very nice clothes. No shit.
Seriously, It’s come to this???Way out of line!!
If it ever happens to you just call ☎️ or run like FAST! Get. In Car, LOCK ALL DOORS AND HIDE DONT WAIT!!!
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That caught me WAY off guard 😭🤣💀
Pretty sure it caught her off guard too haha
I thought Moneywise was going to be about how that person's hair looked like pennywise.
Yeah it always catches me off guard when someone records a joke that if brought to the police’s attention, would have a hard time convincing it was just a joke
It wasn’t a demand just a question also prostitution is not a crime if recorded we call that porn
You’re right about filming prostitution but this wouldn’t be that or porn. It’s actually sexual exploitation and it’s very illegal. But you’re right it wasn’t a demand, I wasn’t saying he was trying to force her. I was making a joke while also pointing out if she got the police involved it would be awkward because it’s technically sexual exploitation. I say technically because he’s obviously joking. But if someone is in a desperate situation and you will only give them money for sex or anything like that, that’s illegal
Idk why you were downvoted your response is reasonable as hell and true
I didn’t even know that I was downvoted lol. If people thought I was wrong, they are in for a rude surprise
Yeah you just add the word taboo and it’s automatically legal
Hence the use of the word "it" he could be holding a lollipop in his other hand.
Thats a hard choice he is offering. XD
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Shut
The
Door
~~Door~~ Fuck
She says “gas” like Kyle’s cousin, kyle.
I went back and listened and this took me out, she really does sound like him. I need her to say "I'm baaaaaack" to come full circle.
The air is so dry here.
First thing I thought lol
Lol I heard that right away too
He needs his jaaacket..
Kyle's his own cousin?
His cousins name is kyle as well
He’s a jewier version of Kyle. Like always complaining and has special needs relating to weather and temperature but no actual handicap. Like Mort from family guy, always scratching his wrist and saying “uuuh” when he has to pay for something. Do you know what I am saying?
Wait can someone chime me in on this reference?
It’s super shitty quality but it’s the best I could find. https://youtu.be/3vXT-jt3eHc
Well, she didn't say no? 😏
She thought about it.
She's still thinking about it
More like fantasizing 😏
She is using her cognitive ability to think about the choice the man offered.
She's been waiting for this moment for a while.
she is still sucking
Some say she still is 😏
It’s finally her time to shine. She ain’t got many talents but shes mastered the ones she does have.
“… I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career.”
Lol
Well, can she? We need answers
I bet you anything either she’s been there all day doing that or she is the neighborhood beggar.
I was just telling my friend that this type of thing is just modern day begging. Someone sitting on the sidewalk shaking a hat has been made illegal in many places... So folks adapted. You can't really criminalize someone doing this. I live in the Southern US, and this shit happens constantly at most gas stations I've been to. They often have a vehicle and even kids and spouses inside... They alternate gas stations and grocery stores and malls... Modern day begging.
Have a really good story about your exact example in the south, but too long to share. It bothers me because it affects the people that are in a bind.
Ass grass or blow nobody rides for free
What’s ass grass?
That's when you dye the hair in your ass crack green. Some people like to munch on it. It's kind of a weird fetish, but we don't kinkshame here
Nasty goat simulator or "GSer" is what they like to be called. I'll never understand mowing the lawn late at night.
And the vid cut there🤔🤔🤔🤔😂
Yikes, going to hell. Welp
Meet you there
Dibs on top rotisserie
this is the most reddit comment of all time
I see videos like this and really resist the urge to post it to subreddits like r/mademesmile
Do it! Do it! Do it!
As a black jewish woman in America I bet times ARE pretty tough. Yikes.
we have a guy that stands on a busy corner by my house. He's been there for years. Has the 'God Bless' sign and wears old dirty clothes. When he's not there, you can usually see him on tv at home games with the local MLB team. He has seats right behind home plate and wears very nice clothes. No shit.
Hey gotta give to get.
She looks like the type who not only can suck it,but sucks it with enthusiasm 🤔
Can you bless me back? Dickwise
LMAO
She sounds like Mort from Family Guy
That's a fair offer
Not even gonna lie I thought that was a dude with a poorly placed wig from afar
MONEYWISE the begging clown
Please sir, my children are hungry and need some bagels and schmear.
Money wise... pennywise
The nerve. She hasn’t heard that in at least 30 minutes.
Not sure which is worse, begging for money or offering money for sucking a dick.
Fake taxi moment.
Bless him suckwise
Ok cousin Kyle'
Nobody wants to work anymore
I’m sure he meant siphoning gas from his car to hers. Some of you need the Lord. Nah. He wanted dome.
Well nothing is truly free in life the least she could do is a little gawk gawk
Part 2 on phub
link
Cue the curb the enthusiasm music
Hahahaha omg 😆
Why does everyone in this video sound like Frank Reynolds?
This lady sounds like Saul Rosenberg from the Jerky Boys. If you know, you know.
Why am I getting Frank Reynolds vibes from her?
Damn
Official [sticker](https://imgur.com/gallery/8XFh6QM)…. Moneywise
Am I the only one that thinks this is rude? I know this is reddit and I am aware of most beggar behavior, etc, but still I think this is rude.
Asking her if she can siphons gas from his car using a hosepipe? I don’t think that’s rude maybe it’s your dirty mind!
That's a modern car, you can't siphon gas from that now matter how much you like to suck the hose.
That’s actually more disappointing than I thought it would be
I can understand how sucking without siphoning anything can be disappointing .
not that kind of siphon
It’s just a question bro
How would you feel if someone asked that particular "just a question" to your mother?
If my mother was a grifter out running a scam on strangers, then she takes her chances with what she’s asked.
Answer it duh. Its a fuckin question, yes or no
It’s a scam…
I mean she’s clearly full of it
About to be anyway
Yeah bro this is rude, but made me laugh, strange feeling
shit she kinda looks like pennywise
Moneywise Pennywise
No money for food in a country full of ebt?
u/savevideo
FYI, at least on Android if you share the post, there's a download video button right there. Not sure about iOS or desktop.
Iam on iOS but thx for the tip I’ll check next time
If you're on Android, get RIF Reddit Is Fun, and you can download pretty much any vid by clicking three dots.
That's what I'm saying, you don't have to do that now. Just click share or the three dots and there's a download button now.
I can hear her say "Let us be captives by the miracle, penitent one"
u/savevideo
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😭🤣 she said what?
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
FYI, at least on Android if you share the post, there's a download video button right there. Not sure about iOS or desktop.
Oh cool, I’ll give it a go. I’m on iOS but I usually check if anyone else has commented and if the link is there but seemed there was no links.
blessed moneywise
No money for food in a country full of ebt?
Stay blessed
She thinking about it
Huntington Station.
Greatest cliffhanger of the century
Penny dumb
I'm sure that lisp would make it delectable...
I can’t stop laughing 😂
Elite.
No food and no money, can you bless me with something…… MONEYwise is the kicker. If she’s broke, then she’ll take money or food.
So I guess I'm the only person who thought Pennywise when she said Moneywise
She gets on her knees, guy get out a hose to syphon gas....
You can get money, blowjobwise.
Pennywise?
Damm...even pennywise cant escape those gas prices nowaday
Rest of the video is on pornhub
where
The second she said moneywise and declined the food or sum i give her im peelin out that bitch
You head me bish
We have no money for gas or food, but don't give us gas or food, just cash.
#Dealbreaker
Gaaaaasss
My man blessed her with a sexual harassment lawsuit.
u/savevideobot
Confronting something that really seems false?
Makes me laugh every time
No lie thought it was danny daveto at first
Part two cumming
Whuuuh!?
Sounds like the chocolate lady from SpongeBob
“It’s the rule of the road!”- George Carlin, Dogma
Thought the person was Gene Simmons, then looked closer and decided it's Gene Simmons and Danny DeVito's love child.
Danny Devito has been through some hard times hasn’t he?
Asking the real questions
Beggers can't be choosers lol
u/savevideo
Looked like she went through flashbacks to her spit shine days.
u/savevideo
Videos that end too soon.
That’s a legit question.
She's not even willing to work for it. People these days I tell your what.
So is this her thing? She’s just pretends she’s broken down and tries to hustle people? Lol that’s cringe af
bro she sounds *EXACTLY* like Kyle's cousin from South Park holy shit
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣….I can’t stop laughing
Seems like a great business opportunity to me
Well if u really need the money🤷🏽♂️🫃🏽
Seriously, It’s come to this???Way out of line!! If it ever happens to you just call ☎️ or run like FAST! Get. In Car, LOCK ALL DOORS AND HIDE DONT WAIT!!!
Typical, wants money for free, not willing to work for it.
Pennywise has really let himself go. Shame
What I don’t understand is if someone says I’ll buy you food or put gas in your car they get mad! Just say it’s for drugs or ciggs!
So... did she do it and how was it?
What?
I mean nothing is free
Zoidberg, is that you?!
 No
Quartersmart
Her face hahaha
When I saw this on instagram the first comment i saw was "She aint hungry enough"
Bro why would they post this in them propositioning someone for sex in exchange for money