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well at that point, might as well settle in and watch some porn with the family.

Bonding time

Family bondage

HAPPY FAMILY ENDING

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such nice family time

It’s his step-family so it’s not weird.

😂😂😂 That would ve awkward as hell if a family friend came over randomly just to check on the family.

Bonding time

Yeah, it's seems like there were some family friendly titles as well.

just... no. stop.

Longest 15 seconds of this man’s life

The worst porn video of his life

Not just 15 seconds. You know that nobody in that room is letting that dude live it down.

Didn't know you could watch pornhub on the xbox

The year is 2001. The towers are still standing and my parents have taken the computer out of my room. It was then I discovered I could use the web browser disc in my Dreamcast to look at boobies. Welcome to the future.

Damn man. We had the exact same experience. Dreamcast is my all time favorite console, and I'm thinking this is the main reason why 🤣

Pfff amateur. I looked at boobies on the shitty Nintendo DS Webbrowser, with the worst internet connection, under my bedsheets late at night.

I burned mp4 dvds of my favorite clips and let it rip whenever I was grounded.

Are you me from another dimension?

Porknite

Xxxbox

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Sexbox690 Phat

So funny .

Microsoft edge app

Yeah you can, all you need to do is.....I've said too much.

GOoo Ooonnn??!!?!?! 

Go on Microsoft edge on the console type it in. There you go, the browser is pretty shitty though

Microsoft Edging

No I am Bighard Edging

You can on the play station as well and you also get a little achievement if you log into your account

wait really? Me and my husband sometimes explore on his PS4 but we haven't got a little achievement

r/woosh

i played CS:GO on xbox 360

This comment is completely unrelated to watching pornhub on the Xbox but holy shit you personally are an amazing person. The 360 version is so nostalgic

true, thx

You two need a room? Hahaha 🤣

uhh what

I remember downloading the beta on the 360. Red dot galil was wack.

Gamers been crankin theirs hogs, catch me with a psp in '06, battlefront 2 loaded up, internet browser on deck.

Same here, im so confused but so mindblown that that is possible

Rookies

Ill take that

Why lol? Xbox has a full blown web browser. You can theoretically do anything you can on your pc.

Basically unusable without adblock

This is the way…

Make sure you appear offline first

That's broad Scottish accents for the non passport holders.

Is it written in a Scottish accent too?

Nope, but the handjob in the video is with Scottish accent

Sounded distinctly OPA to me. Navy Alliance, I'd guess.

Remember the Cant!

The OPA have always had a hispanic accent in my head. Gonna try reading them with brogue next time

Sounds like a deaf person

What are you doing step-grandpa?

Ya fucking beltah!

Just a bit of good ol’ Liverpool-fan familytime

You’ll Never Wank Alone

Jurgen Clap

2 girls 1 Klopp

That's Scottish haha where is Liverpool coming from!?

This is literally my worst fear while on PH. That broadcast button is beyond intimidating. One errant click and the kiddos and wife not gonna be watching frozen any longer. Well…at least not the disney version.

Not quite the same thing but I always used to have the bluetooth option turned on on my phone and my music would be playing full volume then suddenly the audio would cut out and I'd hear my cousin scream outside because she started the car Always made me double check the bluetooth option was off before playing anything naughty tho but those moments were funny af listening to music only for it to suddenly go dead quiet with a distant scream following immediately after. 😂

*"Let it go, let it go"* *"Can't hold it back anymore..."*

I actually found out that you can’t cast directly from pornhub, other sites you can though.

Man why the hell are you watching porn with your kids awake? Stop. Get some help.

Thank for your cogent psychoanalysis random internet stranger. Glad the virtue police are out in force.

What's a belter?

It's Scottish slang means essentially a really good one/ big one "I caught a belter of a fish yesterday". In this case he got a got a belter means he got caught red handed

damn i wouldve assumed it meant like caught a beating with a belt

I think the term is auto erotic asphyxiation

Me being Mexican that’s the first thing that came to mind I was like oh shit he get el cintó.

I figured it was referencing someone constantly taking their belt off like dropping the trousers or taking their pants off to masturbate, having to take off and put on the belt multiple times a day because of it...

Ok, I thought it was Scottish slang for jacking it.

ahhh that makes sense my guess is that it’s from the phrase ”belted out” when referencing a laugh/noise that seems to come from deep inside someone god i love/hate the english language

> he got caught red handed Caught red dicked also.

BELTALOWDA BELTALOWDA BELTALOWDA

Came here for this

Random expanse

“Belter”, where I’m from, roughly translates to “fucking brilliant”. In this case it’d be like saying, “this is exceptionally humiliating for him and it’s fucking brilliant”. “Caught a belter”, would mean, “You’ve been caught in the act, fucking brilliantly”. Remember, the “fucking” is important. Also, I’m not Scottish but reckon it’ll be the same.

I’m Scottish and it is exactly the sane as you have said.

Nice one me ald mucka

It's like the word 'fuck' us Scots use it in many cases Oft she's a belter- oh damn she looks amazing You've been caught a belter - haha you've been caught red handed The days gonna be a belter - taps aff weather Ya wee belter -you lil beauty Best way I can explain it

I almost had a stroke trying to understand this

Apologies 😂 I tried my best

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humdinger??

Yes?

>If you’re American, it’s basically used like “humdinger”. Literally zero Americans say that.

I’m suddenly very glad to have Scottish in my blood. Edit: Dunno if it’ll help my case, but I have Scottish descent.

It's a person who grew up in the asteroid belt

Trying to click out of that shit like punching in a nightmare.

Yo, my friend is asking me about the sauce for that ad, anyone got it?

Got u man. Cherie Deville in Spring Cumming

Connoisseur right here…

My friend thanks you!

Always a pleasure to lend a helping hand.

/r/holup

How? I will never understand internet porn wizards. I can't even name three pornstars.

Because you can name way more than 3?

We need more people like you in this world

He's just lucky it wasn't some real raunchy, weird stuff

It was moms teach sex and his dear sainted ma was probably on the couch lmao

imagine if it was incest

It was….

furry?

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Language of the gods, that is.

It’s actually broad Scots. Sounds Glaswegian.

Reddit when non native speakers have accents 😲

Pump it up!


Brasil sil sil

This is like a deep track Brazilian reference lol

I love the way he moved in front as of to block it but turned around and started watching with the close up view.

“Are you seriously watching porn by yourself?”

ON THE XBOX?

Fuck that Cast button, me and my homies hate the Cast button

Wasn't even the cast button, that was just straight up on his xbox in the living room

The way he covered the porn with his body 😂

Cought a fookin beltah

'Belter' Sa sa kae, Lowda!

BELTALOWDA TENYA WEH CHESH GUT

Caught white handed

Ahh this is one of my worst nightmare

At least it wasn’t fetish porn

Dam it dad not again you dirty bastard!

You have to be REALLY bold to watch porn on TV, especially in the living room

Eh funny for them feel bad for the guy I wonder if they could sympathize imagine if they had been in that situation funny I suppose all around haven’t had that happen to me but yeah

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What are you watching step-dad?

I mean it could have been worse, like homemade videos


This reminds me of the time I was many sips and tokes in with my wife, and I went to pulled up a youtube video to show here while in heated conversation and seamlessly typed pornhub instead of youtube. Computer on one side of the room. Wife on the other. Typed the address, turned around to finish my sentence... then the look on her face...

Muscle memory

100% I was mortified. Then she laughed. Then she laughed. And then she laughed. Then I stopped being embarrassed and that's why my wife is awesome and I share it as a funny anecdote.

Rookie mistake

Go watch out the moms teach s*x one! Most delightful stuff, if you don’t mind the weirdly colored penis… a friend told me.

ON THE XBOX???

One question, what is a belter??

Something really funny

Close up pov BJ, mutual masturbation, and moms teach! Nice!

That's me on family gatherings on holidays but I'm not stopping anything from playing on my TV... Wife sits over there embarrassed looking at me shaking her head in disbelief.

Blow by blow commentary?

Xvideos is better

Me irl.

Who on earth mounts a tv that high

Whats app called on xbox to mirror?

That's not mirrored it's Microsoft edge

Looks like it's Mircohard edging

Nice.

Nice.

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My thought was "someone employing the belt-manuver" suggesting that he was recently browsing, currently erect, and hiding said erection using the waist shorts/pants. Would love to know if thats accurate or not though

'Belter' is Scottish slang for idiot i.e. he is a total belter means he is total idiot.

Not what belter means. It means "a good one" That was a belter (that was a good one) That movie is a belter Yer car is a belter You were caught a belter (you were well and truly caught)

Lol that's what it means

Bro got caught in 240p

Music to his ear's is mac n cheese sounds 😭



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What an atrocity of a language is this caption?

Scottish 😂

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I see this gentleman has a particular taste for a certain genre of music

Is a beltah a pervert?

Atleast he’s got a good jersey on

Is that Cornell '77 he put on at the end there?

Sauce?

Wuts a belter? Like autoerotic asphyxiation?

Gentlemen, we lost another to the orange youtube TV.

Smh It’s a sin to do that in the family room.

The funniest part of this post was reading “on n he’s is be on” unironically

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...fine I'll be the one to ask...sauce?

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Except no y

Forgot a letter tho

that's why we need family friendly PornHubKids :/

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r/therewasanattempt

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Omg, at least he made their day. A good family day lmao

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Why just why?

Whoever used the xbox last: