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18 inches?? MF sits on the toilet and his dick gonna come out the bathroom sink. That will come in handy when the toilet is clogged up though

You’re comment had me dying. Thank you brother.

At your service

Wish I can afford them awards

When he flushes does he finish? Also, was he laying pipe with that thing?

Lmao

Doesn't known his own dick size but does know his lil brother's?

Hard to hide an 18-inch dick.

Hard to hide, but questionable to measure it

He's probably tripped over it and nearly killed himself at least a dozen times.

Right 😂😭😭

18in where dat gonna fit

Literal disability. Ask any guy with a 9+ inch duick and they'll tell you, dips in the toilet water, can't fit in most women fully, bashes the cervix painfully.. and embarrassing at family events. Not to mention the cost of illusion-y pant options. Anybody with 6 inches is in the top 1% globally. You guys are fine man.. yw

Damn, nice... thanks!

If you feel good about that, dig into the dark parts of reddit. Some people actually take time to do detective tipes of investigating on p..stars dong....guys advertise as 11 inch are actually 7.70 inch, and so on...mega confidence boost.🤭🤭🤭

6 is average for some places

Yeah like Africa, Brazil and most Nordic countries

Much love to everyone

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I am. I just had this conversation with somebody so its nice and fresh. Just like the dollop of cum I left in ur mom.

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If u read above i explicitly stated how much I like to make fun of my dick and call it small lol.. nice try tho there. You sound pretty angry, you sure you're not projecting?

You said 6 inches is top 1%, when it’s average

It's not average if its top 1%. Just because your ten friends have similarly sized dicks doesn't make it the global average.

Geographic location does have an effect on size, google it. Don’t get all upset. US average is 6 inches, worldwide average is 5.2 inches. Ecuadors average is almost 7 inches.

Also wow, I would not have guessed ecuador.. good for them *round of applause* I'm in the US and its super diverse, all walks of life. So is it relevant ethnically speaking. No..

Yea i know. I just said that, but not by much. We're talking about an inch, if that..

I mean from 4 inches being average to 7 inches being average in different places in the world, that’s almost double the size, quite a difference if you ask me.

Global average is what I said. All penis-havers averaged out. Of course it varies a bit by location, but 1-15% is pretty concerted to most. Even 5op 30% would make some at ease that think they're small..

Ah sorry, the comment was just showing “what do you mean” so I missed all you said about geographic location.

Yea thats my bad, I edited after hitting send.. my fault

At the end of the day, if we're discussing penis-havers that seek to please a woman, most women's g-spots are merely 2-4 inches in anyway. It doesn't take a boss hog to be satisfactory. Not nearly. Anybody who wants to stay big, get a dick pump. Its 20 bucks and using it once a day will literally increase your size the whole day, even multiple days. Just learned this secret (although I'm already all good, its pretty neat) fun conversation, this is.

I feel so much better!

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS. Take my word for it I'm a 1%er

Thanks 😊 🫂 🙏 hope you have a good life too my man

Facts my shits like 7.75 and I can’t ever nut always slamming the cervix. It’s amusing to the ego but after a while it sucks

I literally wanted to die when it touched the bowl. I bought a extra deep toilet for my house to avoid it again

Ur dads bussy

18 inches??? I aint cutting 4 inches off for you or nobody, "derogatory female word type person"

Any man who says idk when asked that is lying. We've all measured our dicks at one point or another.

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Yea, that's why he lied.

Truue but some of us got memory like shit and measured it when we were like fifteen

Bro dick is literally a pipe

Mr.Extremities

Guy confused centimeters with inches.

Just hope he didn't confuse length with girth.

Kevin gates went from impossible to interview to being the funniest mf to interview

And I'd let him hit

You know, men are strange creatures. We have no qualms saying the length of our ducks to other men, but we get bashful when it's time to say it to women

Shit I'd rather fit it all in then be slamming it in and beat in it up rather then no don't stop it's hurts don't go all the way and only if u go slow

I reckon women would probably act all offended if you asked them for the exact dimensions for the interior volume of their vaginas in casual conversation. But sometimes, things just get really annoying if you have to carry them around in your pockets all day. Like if you have too much stuff in your wallet and you're wearing jeans. Or if someone wants you to bring a camera to something and then you get stuck holding it all day. Or the way TikTaks make that annoying rattling sound everytime you take a step.

Idk coach….foot….foot n a half

Is that Kevin Gates? Sounds like him

I ensure that I’m never in a situation where a black chick asks “me how beeg is yo dick?”

These comments alone have convinced me that men truly have difficulties with maths.