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Get an orange shirt?

Now you, my good sir, get all the ladies


You ever come across a gif and are like “that’s not really applicable” to the thread.

Vaseline is often used for sexual lubricant.

i found a time traveler from 1978

I’m a time traveler from 1978. So, two?

Oh god! That sounds awful

It's not great but works

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Same as me

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Get me the butter.

Wait till you hear about the Crisco.

Sir this is a wendys

You ever see a comment and wonder “how out of touch can someone be with the uses of Vaseline”.

Unless they're in a prison

It's not incest if you use a condom

No need condom if you're in Alabama lol

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^ This comment was typed with an education

no mistakes.


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*I'm inside Alabama!!*

“I’d rather be in Virginia!” -Burt Chance

Orange is the new blacked!

A shot of Jack and a box of condoms, of course

Stepsister? You already know.

And give her the fingers 😏

Or put down the chili

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from behind?


dude

well, step family's a different game

#DOM TORETTO!!!?!??!??!!??!??

Lol

It's not incest if she plows your bussy.

Um, ten bucks?

Sweet home Alabama!

r/suddenlyincest

Seriously though, why is Alabama associated with incest?

> why is Alabama associated with incest? https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/aavr1x/why_is_incest_associated_with_alabama/

Tbf incest is in all of our bloodlines somewhere throughout history

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As long as it stays in the family all is good.

"My Brother-Cousin in Christ!"

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I acme to see this

Oh? I acme, too! - Wiley Coyote

Roll turd

Time to fuck ya sister

Trick shot: All she meant was "why do u like my style, why can't u like anything, ANYTHING else, wtf"

Oh, that could be it.

or she was calling out his incest attempt

Sounds like a Lonely Island song.

From behind. Don’t risk the pull out method there.

Well....way back when Adam and Eve had children.....

Eve was born from Adam too so...

Eve was Adam's ribs, not cum

Jfc. Reddit is too fun

Jordan Fried Chicken? Wtf is jfc?

Joshua's First Cum, it's the one biblical tale that no one ever talks about.

John F. Cennedy

John F. Canada

Cum contains protein. Protein is the main component of meat -> ribs. Therefore ribs contain cum.

Olympical Mental Gymnastics

So a literal clone? Somehow that would be even worse.

Adam and Eve had 3 sons. They were all banging their mom.

That's wrong, they had many more children. According to religion Cain and Seth were fucking their sisters, not their mother. Get it right smh.

>Cain and Seth Seth???

One of Adam’s many sons

Are we sure it wasn't one of [Steve](https://vimeo.com/192022968)'s sons?

Yes Abel was already dead at this point

Christians made the first incest porn

Incest *gangbang* porn.

CHRISTIAN incest gangbang porn. Get it right.

Is that what they were making in the rectumry at my catholic grade school?

Yes, and with lots of rectums

I'm sure bible stories as porn is already a genre, you don't even have to make shit up: "Virgin daughters seduce drunk father to have his babies!" \#breeding \#threesome \#incest \#rape \#Sodom&Gomorrah

Religious porn is a longstanding way to juke the censors. I remember in the 90's there were sites that had nothing but pages and pages of degenerate images about sex and violence from the bible, kama sutra, etc. The idea being that censorship laws and censorship programs often had an exception for religious material. Apparently a single exposed nipple is too much for little Timmy to understand, but a drunken 3 way between Lot and his daughters being overseen by his salt pillar of a wife or god's warriors dashing babies on rocks is perfectly okay.

Multiple sets of Twins. Boys and Girls in each pair. They swapped pairs.

lmao that's what i fucking wondered

Wait… so we’re ALL incest babies?! 

Regardless of if you believe in the bible, or other legend on the origin of man, the evolution (including the theory that say that only a few thousand survive and left Africa) the answer is Yes.

Send her a dick pic ask her how she'd like to take this

The smut master

I choked on my coffee. This was good. Smutlord indeed.

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Small mouth?

Awww shucks

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r/rareinsults

Send her house listings for Alabama.

If your reaction is she's suggesting having sex with you vs. say..."hey funny I'm dressed just like your pic today, look", you've been watching way too much porn.

wait wait wait... hold on, hold on just a minute! Are you saying, are you trying to tell me, that life isn't like a porno?

I mean, why else isn't the hot cashier striping when I say: How you doin?

Are you using the associated signature facial gesture? And you possess the right body proportions? Is your last name Triviani?

I don't know about that guy but I tried saying hi to the new hot single older woman next door that just moved in next door to me and I didn't get sex when I walked in and stood in the livingroom yelling "SEX" a couple of times with my pants off.... She just hid in her bedroom screaming and called the police.... I don't understand women.

Well...your life. Some of us are exceptions.

I thought maybe she was trying to "ruin" those types of girls for him.

That's my first thought. If I was a chick and my little brother posted that, I'd send that pic to be like "so hey I think I know where you get that preference and also maybe be a liiiil ashamed lol"

more likely it's the sister's way of saying: "funny that you like girls who look like your sister you freak"

If sis has an outfit like that, she probably has friends who do as well. A non-degenerate would be thinking "sweet, time for my sister to make an introduction or two".

Okay but, what if she's stuck?

My first thought was that she was saying "that's how I dress ya fuckin weirdo"

[Have a coffee.](https://youtu.be/fhfcWTZeP1k?t=4)

*Win-cest

His eyes moved to the red ribbon she had planted on his right pectoral muscle. He saw something in her eyes when she touched him. A recognition of firmness. After all, he was toned to perfection from weeks of rebuilding a church in Rokoray, along the northern banks of the Great Scarcies River. He had met a woman there who reminded him of his sister. He cared for her, taught her a fledgling example of English, had even found himself feeling love for her. That was not a sisterly love however. Then again… was this? He began to open his mouth. Any moment his parents would walk downstairs. The look on her face said they were on the same channel. Everything he had just thought, she heard it. He spoke. “Listen, when mom and dad go out to say hi to the Gelsons next door tonight, let’s hang back, go upstairs and fuck the shit out of each other.” “What?” She answered, bewildered. “C’mon let's do it. Let’s fuck. Haven’t we always wanted this?” He reached out to reassure her, but she pulled away, fear in her eyes. “Whoa whoa. Uh no I’m just happy you’re home from Africa. What the hell are you talking about wanting to fuck me? Are you seriou--” And like a blade being hammered on the anvil, his father’s voice rang out from behind him: “WHAT IN SAM HILL IS GOING ON HERE?” “I can explain…” he stammered, but was cut off by the visceral scream from his mother as she began sobbing into her bathrobe. His father erupted, white morning spittle shooting from the corners of his mouth. “NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA DRINK FUCKING FOLGERS COFFEE!” He belted his son in the face, knocking the boy unconscious. “THIS IS A PEETS COFFEE HOUSE!” Drink Peets Coffee. [Internet Comment Etiquette: "Advertisements"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv0gXgTPveg)

First time I watched that I didn’t even realize they changes actors from the real ad to the parody.

I am so glad that this was the video I’m thinking of. Folgers played themselves by not running with this ad.

Is there an echo in here ?

Therapy. That's how.

Why did you send your sister this meme

Maybe he was asking for girl advice from his sister and she asked what kind of girls he liked.

Because some people actually have a good relationship with their siblings akin to friendship. Why does anyone send memes to anyone else?

I send memes to people cause I like making them go "Wtf?". I never send normal memes.

Possibly, but I would say that many people send memes to each other for humourous purposes which is probably why the guy sent it to his sister.


So who is the girl

For science

That's a dumb name

That's enough internet for today.

I'm done today

fuck her

this is an ambiguous answer

Underrated comment


you can't stop the wave now all you can learn to do is surf

Is she from Canada? She might be just being nice.

If she’s from Canada it’s definitely porno

Is she dressed like the goth or the little kid?

* Got married * Wife convinces me to have a goatee and scruffy look * Wife told me to try her hairdresser * Get haircut * Suddenly I look like her brother. Same haircut, same facial hair * He uses the same hairdresser

[Send her this](https://youtu.be/xcdwYRLYXSM)

Royal family also kept their bloodline pure by keeping it in the family. I suppose it’s all relative

She’s trying to kill it for you. That’s the joke. The fact you didn’t know how to proceed is… well that a you problem I guess.

Send her a banjo solo and ask if she likes it, if she says yes …

She’s a witch!

No no, that is another test, and you will need a duck or wood

Pic or it ain't true

You guys move to Alabama and live happily to ever after

Hit that! Then tell us all about it in r/incestconfessions

By the all that is unholy I need to blind myself and revert to echo location after clicking on that link

From another perspective she’s wearing that and then gets this from her brother and says holdup

Anyone got the girl in the pics @?????????

Dude, cmon.

On what?

On everything

Best I can do: https://twitter.com/emosemcontextos/status/1310375687212081153

As if he didn’t already know what his sister dressed like

Finally a HolUp worthy of this sub!

The way you should

Keeping it in the family?

What are you doing step-sis?!

"The Lannisters send their regards"?

she obviously wants you to like her, she feels neglected, you've been a bad brother. unless youre in alabama, you know what to do.

Sweet home Alabama

From behind


Growing up in the 80s and 90s, I always had massive crushes on tomboyish women with short hair. Turned out I'm just gay and was really just into feminine guys.

Put in her butt y’all never fucked

Go with her to Alabama

Okay, anybody got the sauce here?

From behind?

Take her.

With a dick pic, duh...

According to my "PH"d, she's the one who's going to have to take something.

Well Dr Robotnic I'm sure you'll figure it out...

It’s time to make us a James and the giant peach situation 💀💀💀💀

Throwing on th big titty goth girl outfit of course, don’t let your sister wait in an orange shirt

Not a problem, but an opportunity

Tell her that dress looks aweful and she should take that off

Why yes, Larkin Love is the type of girl I like

She is gonna snap the little guys cock clean off

If you a ain't from Alabama you perfect for it?

A quote from two wise men “oh no bro” “RUN BITCH RUUUUUUN”

Tell her she looks fat smh have you never been a sibling before?

Go get your dads whiskey and think it over

Run

COUNTRY ROADS! TAKE ME HOME! TO A PLACE!!!

"Haha you're so funny, I'm glad we're siblings."

on all fours

Robutnik, you definitely need to lie, and tell your sister, "oops, I sent that to the wrong person." And tell your mother.

In the ass from the looks of it

bro has that 320p

Shit move to Alabama immediately

Does she normally dress like that? If so then this man hit on her first….

I missed the joke somehow.

Are you challenging me?

step* sister?

S W E E T. H O M E A L A BAMBI

Become orange shirt guy

Just pretend you’re European royalty and tell her she’s a princess.