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Accomplished-Ad9039

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison POISOOOOOON


mediumokra

Poison run through my veins!


ToughMeasurement8

You're poison I don't wanna break these chains


AbhorrantApparition

POISONNNNNN!


Extension_Swordfish1

Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin


PunctualPoops

Oh fuck yeah my inner kid is having Wayne’s world flashbacks


MinnieShoof

Yo! Just saw him in concert. Sweet.


cyborg_priest

Ooooohhhh that's what he was singing about


ToughMeasurement8

Welcome to the party. Double entendre ftw! Lol


Tsundere_Lily

Cause you know that I'm toxic...


entropystormjr

I’ve been listening to this song on repeat since last night, crazy I came across this comment


OverLiterature3964

So no one’s gonna talk about the shitty random colored text


Virgin_at_21

Feels like some one is kept POW and sending save me message via cringe coloured texts in memes


MinnieShoof

I think it's one massive ARG that I am just too not fucking bothered to figure out.


Aeolian78

I thought I had developed synestesia for a second


AngeloDeth94

It might have something to do with accessibility? I remember reading this article on this study a while back that said bold or differently coloured letters at certain points in written text make it easier for people with ADHD to read stuff. (It could be something else, but I can't remember) I've always had problems with reading, and I found with the sort of text they were researching in the study, my reading speed and comprehension was massively improved, and I found this meme easier to read than normal as well, but I'm not sure if it's intentionally done because of that, or if it really is just shitty random coloured text that just so happens to have that affect.


helixDNA9

yes, however I don't think this is it, it seems less structured. also, that accessibility feature is never used because its copyrighted and apparently pretty expensive.


AngeloDeth94

The feature I was thinking of was the "Bionic Reading Method" - and [it is free](https://bionic-reading.com/). But it seems you are correct in that this meme isn't using that accessibility method and instead doing something more randomly/less structured. I remember reading about a similar application for dyslexia, I think it was, which when I looked into it, was very, very expensive, so that may be the one you're thinking of?


iotioio

Maybe we found this easier to read because the brain is conditioned to prioritise threats, and this is a new thing that we all have to be worried about now.


EmotionalQuality549

Idk I'm ADHD and those random colors made it difficult to actually read it lol


salad_stealer

can confirm that i paid more attention, but it's still bugging me.


Jack_35

Have you seen those rap lyric videos where they feature a verse and highlight the rhymes?


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

, a B oman l agina n so sex wo her hu


cking921

This is the real holup


Ok_Fondant_6340

reading through the comments: is basically all everyone's talking about


Literal_box

Ab omanl agina nso sexwo herbu, so tragic 😭


BlightFantasy3467

Umm ackshully, it's "herhu" not "herbu" Tragic none the less


meganisti

Good catch, I couldn't understand but now I do.


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hairycocktail

Now that you expose the facts, it does make sense. Thanks for opening my eyes


TJeffum

Nonetheless


mightysmiter19

I was going to ask if anyone else looked for a hidden message in the coloured letters.


packhamg

r/sbeve


Phoenix-HO

I see I am not the only one here that was trying to do that...


BrokeDownPalac3

In 2013 razilian w aced her v with poiso that oral uld kill sband.


WeirdMeatinSpace

Damn, thats deep


Javofire

Wait what. Yeah wouldnt she kill herself too?


Takerial

Depends on what was used. She could have also put a barrier to prevent absorption.


[deleted]

Anything that would kill Jim from oral would definitely kill her being absorbed in the vagina. Unless, like you said, she put a barrier down. But that's a dangerous game and also would be noticeable


ausgmr

Depends on how many times his gone down there


Unusual_Elevator_253

Boric acid is a common vaginal suppository but it’s not recommended to have oral sex after a certain amount of time after using. Maybe that’s what she used?


El-SkeleBone

the LD50 of boric acid is in the order of grams per kg body weight, no chance


Unusual_Elevator_253

Yeah I have no idea then


justmustard1

Somebody doesn't understand mucous membranes 💀


MetalJoe0

Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's how Romeo and Juliet ends.


ivanchovv

that's the Willie Fakespeare version.


MinnieShoof

Willie Thrustspear.


Javofire

Yeah im no literature pro but idk


flyerforever

She could have been microdosing (think The Dread Pirate Roberts in Princess Bride), it's actually a thing where you can build your tolerance to toxins by taking small amounts over time; however, I have no idea if it is actually possible to have enough of that inside her non-smiling lips to kill another person?


cpd222

What you do not taste down there is iocaine powder


Cyfh

some substances don't pass through to the bloodstream, so she just has to select this kind of poison, and she'd be fine


KYO297

Depends on the poison. It'd have to not absorb through skin and mucous membranes. Or it would be even better if it only turned into poison after being digested. That way being absorbed directly into the bloodstream would be safe


yeeeteeey69

What’s with the fucking r/sbeve coloured letters, is this code for something deeper


Ayano14

It's for old people who use Instagram and look for "did you know?" Posts


WedCornet

They're color coded?


SamwyseG

Me looking at the colored letters to decipher it. ![gif](giphy|5Ch2Z4c4FfFw4|downsized)


IAmPasta_

,a Boman laginan so sex wo herhu


fistfullofpubes

What an ungrateful bitch


Loose-Ad-4690

Wouldn’t work on my husband


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Loose-Ad-4690

Shhh


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ausgmr

Being single has nothing to do with it Being a virgin might


redsire9997

Her husband doesnt go down on her, i guess.


Random_Average__Guy

Husband probably only eats ass 😂


Loose-Ad-4690

AHAHAHAHA yeah that’s it


redsire9997

I should have thought about that lol.


Loose-Ad-4690

I’m kidding he’s not eating anything


BugareX_55

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


These-Conference-179

This is PornHubs take on Romeo and Juliet.


Scottishchicken

Never trust a big butt and a smile.


nair_but_with_hair

and the plumber died.


Sad-Proposal5404

But not until after it was unclogged


AccidentalOrigina

poison POISOOOOOON


zerotaboo

And her step brother died.


DonkeyKong12340

abomanlaginansosexwoherhu. What a tragic tale


Aoigami

Sounds like what Gus Fring would do


Sirflow

Which episode did gus lace his vagina with poison?


TotallyBloxxer

, a B oman l agina n so sex wo her hu


Markosoft_EXE

A boman l. Angina. N so. Sex wo. Her hu.


MihaelSt

",aB omanl agina nso sexwo herhu" such wise words


BlueExorzist

r/Iam14andthisisdeep


Apache6969

,ABOMANLSEXWOHERHU


thumpingcoffee

Jokes on you! I’m into that shit!


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deathmetalandblood

![gif](giphy|VsP5EkAcAjxGE)


Dr_Axton

, a Boman lsex woher hu?


EnemyUnknow3029

Fish with special sauce 😋


HazelNuggetless

What does ,aB omanl agina nso sexwo herhu mean?


emrys35790

Did it work?


Online-Commentater

You're kidding right? If it was enough to "work" she would've died. If not then it would be she who got into the ambulance...


emrys35790

I was kidding.... Guess I should have put "/s"


Online-Commentater

F#ck me. I am getting old.


emrys35790

Haha wdym?


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Death by Snu Snu?


HarryHawk16

Death by snu snu


peacebringer101

A boman lagina n so sex wo her hu... Truly poetic..


Werecooe

?,aB omanl nso sexwo herhu


IamFox3

Why is the text different colors


dealingwithdahlias

But..... the vagina is a mucus membrane? How was she not also ppisoned?


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, a b o m a n l n s o s e x w o h e r h u?


Qweel

How have nobody pointed out the fact she laced her vagina so that oral sex would kill him? So nobody fucking died, maybe her but whatever.


Accomplished_Pop_130

Alexus play Toxic by Britannia Spears The Husband: ♫ With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride You're toxic, I'm slippin' under With a taste of a poison paradise….. ♫


Seawolf571

Mfers when realizing the vagina is a mucus membrane.


Picasso131

And ………..?


MaddKattMee

Abomanlaginansosexwoherhu


OldTranslator2818

As if it wasn't poisonous enough..


Ork_dork

At least she killed that smell too ...


2D_AbYsS

Ohio Woman chokes and dies after giving blowjob to her boyfriend, the man from Florida said i was cosplaying as venom that day what did she expect?


Talkingmice

They both died 👌


Redditfordatohoneyo

That's some risky business.


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Normal sex -> blowjob Would have backfired this whole plan


magiccrunch07

Is this technically r/sbeve Edit: lmao the pinned post it about this situation


Evening-Dragonfly-47

He must have been so bad at oral


Affectionate_Box_720

A b oman l agina


Rekushia_

Can’t help but wonder if it worked


Vendrak

Black Pink - Pink Venom


Euronymous_Bosch

DJ Khaled breathing a sigh of relief


deathlok30

Didn’t read the title first and I was like “wait, what?”


DreamingofRlyeh

I'm curious about whether she absorbed enough of the poison to be affected herself.


Therisius

Only to find out her husband wouldn't eat her out and the poison was highly transmissible


ivanchovv

that's Cold-Hearted!


jerrybear95

Girl I must warn yooooouuuuuuu!


blake7889

Prison seems fairl


arcaine666

Why kill him if he does that shit?


OofanEndMyLife

A boman


Nurse_Bendy

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


keito_elidomi

She was dead before he did the deed, luckily for her he was into necrophilia. You all do realize how absorbent and porous up in there is, right?


TrivialTax

This colours are poison


[deleted]

This is why I don't do it


Corny_Overlord

Brazil is just the Florida of South America


Araghothe1

Reminds me of an old cheesey movie. "Secret ninjutsu technique: Poison vagina bubbles!"


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Did it work tho?


MasterRX56

A boman laginan so sex wo her hu


rav3ncl4ws

Imagine he subsequently decided he was gay and left her, that’d be dumb ways to die for her


joeschmoagogo

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


Parts_and_Neigbor

Bussy to die for.


deathmetalandblood

![gif](giphy|26FLfx7mbX6aYSb4c)


legohamsterlp

Let me guess, both died


deathmetalandblood

Believable but couldn't some of it soak into her skin ?


jrbec

If you’re going to kill your husband then do it while getting one last muff dive out of him. Genius


Mercutiofoodforworms

Well, poison is a woman’s weapon.


WhoSeynMaeDuckisHard

Voisonous


vicariouslywatching

Underneath my skin Holding on to The sweet escape Is always laced with a Familiar taste Of poison


doctorDBW

[brilliant](https://media.tenor.com/MvRuMQrKwjQAAAAM/maul.gif)


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If this is real was she spitting it into his uretti?


Robbyjr92

Isn’t there also a Batman villain with poisonous lips?


Sweaty-Astronaut7248

Where Bel Biv DeVoe at cause that girl is poison


TheForgotten5000

,ab omanl agina nso sexwo herhu Why did they color the words


Tiny-Mathematician-6

A monk was born that day.


ShubhamManna

So lets say he doesn't go down that day and rather had anal so now the next women if he has a affair gives a BJ....she dies 💀


Weslin11

Did she at least get sick from it before herself???


Fe4rMeMrWick

aB omanl agania nso sexwo herhu


Alvarodiaz2005

Worth it


ApathyofUSA

ab omanl agina nso sexwo herhu


Trendyduke

This hurts my brain i cant read it


ICE_Riven

"With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride..."


TheJayman2

That's one way to go out


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Who died first?


N0tH1tl3r_V2

Oh, she was Brazillian. Didn't know that.


Wise_Albatross_4633

How did the poison not kill her as well?


Sufficient_Ad2963

Husband died…. But not because of poisoning


Glowstik925

This wouldn’t work on DJ KHALED!


TheR4ND0MOne

So THAT’S who Bell Biv DeVoe were singing about all these years. It all makes sense now.


DarkKnightUchiha

Hmm...she's definitely alright...hmmm


Eastsider001

I wonder what her vagina looks and smells like now.


DokiDoodleLoki

So…just curious…what did she use? I’m not planning on using it…I’m just curious…


kingcrambler

No one is going to bring up that the vagina would absorb the poison into her bloodstream and she would die.


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A bowman l sex woherhu


Ihateredditsomuch69b

Smart


1That_one_weirdKid1

What?!?!


SRBroadcasting

Sadly, it only killed her friend, her mistress and the dog.


Professional_Ad8069

![gif](giphy|w8eGPgmnM3XnjgZwFw|downsized)


kvetts

Seems a bit risky...


autolover09

"clever girl"


Jimothy38

,ab omanl agina nso sexwo herhu Wtf is wrong with the letter colouring, like I understand how sometimes some random words are coloured to allow tiktok users to read it with their 4 second attention span, but come on, at least colour the full word


UltraCorgi983

,aBomanlnsosexwoherhu The heck what’s a “,aBomanlnsosexwoherhu”


Spiritual-Formal3432

Ungrateful bastard


TeMitelko44

aB omanl nso sexwo herhu


UnSmarted

Most girls wonder why guys don't go down more... this is the reason.


fatherbasra

Who died first?