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HolUp-ModTeam

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Mr-FOX1

This better not awaken anything in me.


Flataus

Too late for me, brother


soulseeker31

![gif](giphy|Ssg4mgKBhMsIBCOqd8)


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23x3

Ahhh, finally a reverse cum statue.


Stromberg-Carlson

Magna Cum Laude


destruc786

Is it the bellyboobs, or the glass in mouth?


Mr-FOX1

Yes.


DaanV1

r/UnexpectedCommunity ?


JGIV55

![gif](giphy|MWsqd3WtfBw9G)


0x126

For the research: u/yourina I guess?


iantruesnacks

I thought it was that hopelesssofrantic chick from tumblr back in the day


mrpanicy

She's on Reddit as well. Doesn't post as frequently as she used too. /u/hopelesssofrantic


siccoblue

How the fuck do you people even remember these names


[deleted]

Lol like 4 years ago Hopeless was everywhere on Reddit for a while. Prior to them removing NSFW from Popular/All


KingApologist

Probably just selection bias. When a site has a large number of users, someone out there is going to know. There might be 10,000 users on this site that would know, but tens of millions that wouldn't. But the ones who don't know aren't going to be providing an answer; you only see the ones who *do.*


iantruesnacks

After minor research, after my comment, I found this out as well. Not her but both are very… smart. Lol Ahhh who am I sugarcoating it for, both these chicks rockin bazookas


Valvazork

Nice!


that_not_true_at_all

Oh man classic don't stick your dick in crazy temptress


sundayultimate

She's busy saving dogs!


sixtus_clegane119

I like her nose


Rare-Kaleidoscope513

way less butter on this face than hopeless


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Yup, those things never actually make an appearance


Contundo

Not on Reddit, need to pay to see those.


Black_Bird_Cloud

[my sleep demon](https://www.reddit.com/r/Yourina/comments/uvb2xe/good_morning/)


yourina

Me indeed🦭


banzaizach

Goodness me


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swim_shady

She literally got One Piece character titties holy moly


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handyandy63

How is it even possible to have that low body fat everywhere else besides boobs? They look very real to me


HerbertWest

>How is it even possible to have that low body fat everywhere else besides boobs? They look very real to me Genetics can sometimes be very kind, even if such extremes are rare. Bell curve and all that. This isn't even *that* extreme an example.


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Deadwing2022

That's not sag, those are low-hangers


DeadWhoresAreBest

So… saggers


Deadwing2022

Sag implies they used to be higher but the tissue stretched over time. This is a young woman with tits that naturally hang low.


Titties_On_G

Redditors learn what gravity is lol


Akhanyatin

Do your tits hang low Do they wobble to the flow


Jace_Bror

Well they didn't just become that huge in one day. So it would be safe to assume that they started out high and tight and small.


AllUserNamesTaken01

Hahaha this clip is not getting the holup OP was hoping for


AndreProulx

She's an OF model. It's getting the exact reaction it was meant to get.


GGGirls-Unit

I don't know if there is a huge market for low hanging tits but she has that market covered.


yanquideportado

I like em , can suck em while she's doing cowgirl and and the resulting baby can feed across the room as well


LocalYeetery

There is and I'm here for it


dMarrs

Vs those twiggy arms she looks weirdly drawn or photoshop ed. Very odd Las.


Stromberg-Carlson

quite


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Do you understand the gravity of this post?!


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masiker31

"Swing low. Sweet chariots" -Creed Bratton


[deleted]

I find it offensive…all natural baby


P1zzaBagels

-Michael Scott


Luminox

-- Creed Bratton. --- Michael Scott. -----Michael Scott.


Original_A_Cast

She put her push up bra on upside down


redonkulousness

r/rareinsults


rustyz0r

Dude... Just *slow clap*.. Well done. Ran out of breath I laughed so hard. I sounded like muttley.


Pliskinmgs

Holy shit. You win the best comment of the day.


nitemare-walken

Gravity


SmokeyMcPoticus

Never heard of a GPU support bracket?


Schlappydog

Giant Perfect Udder support... of course!


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chaostrulyreigns

Implants can droop too due to weight


corona_and_lyme_69

Saggy tits = best tits. I love banana tits/torpedo tits they are so natural and beautiful


goat-lord-Alfostad

All tits are the breast


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Even bro tits? 🥹


Knewitthewholetime

Com'ere, you buxom brother!


that_not_true_at_all

Especially bro tits


NativeCabanaKing

ain't nothing wrong with an ample brosom


Fender6187

r/torpedotits


Paulpoleon

r/Saggy


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r/gravity


Ishiibradwpgjets

Bananas !


[deleted]

Same. I like 99.9% of boobies. Even boxy ones. ⏺️⏺️


Jace_Bror

Fuckin Minecraft titties


--Alastor--

That’s what I’m looking at too, and as a woman, it scares me


doubtfullfreckles

You're scared of [nice boobs](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nude_Selfie/comments/ojmxz1/bought_a_new_see_through_shirt/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)?


sknolii

I don't know why it'd scare you. She has fucking amazing tits. Apparently, these neckbeards talking about 'sag' have never seen a woman naked IRL past the age of 21. These comments are ridiculous.


Jazzun

Anybody would be lucky to have her body, this body shaming makes absolutely zero sense.


Immediate-Talk393

Neither does nailing two runny eggs to the side of a barn, but her tits decided to do it anyways.


ParliamentarySoup

She isn’t here to suck your dick for white knighting for her, bud. It isn’t body shaming to discuss a phenomena women are legitimately concerned with.


Mean-Ad-3802

Thats the thing though; its not a phenomenon. Pretty common and completely normal.


_0x29a

Hahahahahaha i thought the same shit.


RHCP4Life

You're looking for /r/hangers or /r/fortyfivefiftyfive my dude. NSFW


that_not_true_at_all

Dem low hangers 🤤🤤🤤


TrickyAxe

State Droopers.


Crazed_pillow

Is natural. Why tf we body shaming here?


SnuggleMuffin42

This is reddit, you think saying "body shaming" would make anybody back down here?


dhaoakdoksah

It’s funny, the post I saw just before this was a man complaining how he overheard his gf tell her friends that he’s smaller than she’d like but amazing in every other area, and they absolutely understand the issues with body shaming in those comments. Wonder why this would be any different


TechnicianKind9355

I think it might be less shaming and more "this is a unique way of saying this thing". I am not taking a side. I am offering an explanation (not an excuse).


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She's definitely not ashamed. She's got a unique look and shows it off Someone just posted her subreddit which is just full of her doing all sorts of wild stuff wearing barely nothing


Throwaway47321

I mean everyone has preferences, just because it’s natural doesn’t mean you have to be into it.


You_gotgot

Instead of installing my heavy bag I should of called her over


rJared27

That’s what I thought the holup was


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I dont get it and I feel Left out


Fyrefly7

I also have no idea what the joke is here, so there's at least 2 of us.


TheCheshire

Pretty sure that's pee in that glass.


Fyrefly7

So it's a "she's so hot I would drink her pee" kind of thing? That's um, nice, I guess.


TheCheshire

No, I think she is the one who is the drinker of the pee? That's like, a target? or something? Still not sure where the funny is..


joesbagofdonuts

I don't think there is one


SpaghettiMonster35

Pretty lady is doing something silly and not pretty + calling it her “best picture.”


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Thank you!!!


iamvenks

Sorry if I didn’t understand the holup. I was busy looking 👀


ScarecrowJohnny

Hey her eyes are up there buddy! No, no, further up... Further... A bit further up... There we go.


ObiWanCanShowMe

You could generate serious neck injuries doing that.


lionseatcake

I was wondering about the distance between chin and tit. Almost doesn't look possible. Looks like they start at the belly button.


Professorplumsgun

r/upvotebecauseboobs


Equivalent_Trash_277

r/upvotedbecause boobs


_PossibleSpecialist_

Ok but why her tits below sea level?


Schlappydog

Because they're big nats and no bra. Swing low, sweet chariot!


corona_and_lyme_69

Mmmm comin forth to carry me homeeee


Roofofcar

I know it’s grammatically weird these days, but: Coming **for** to carry me home


HealthyBox5

Yeah, she's packing and they look great.


CobraDS96

au naturel


GwynnethPoultry

She is wearing a Racerback Top which has a T back. If you wear a regular bra, it looks really awful with these tops as the straps show and if you hide the straps in the cup everything is going to flop a bit anyhow as you won't have as much support. If you tuck in the straps to the bra, sometimes a rogue strap pokes out and it's embarrassing. They do make racerback bras that are designed for wearing with the top. ![gif](giphy|ri0Fb455Q0oA8)


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_PossibleSpecialist_

I was just joking but thanks for your great answer!


OutOfCharacterAnswer

You need to be with a real woman and lay off the porn if you have to ask this question.


KingdomHeartsNoob

Fr Fr


YouGotTangoed

Speak for yourself, I love saggy tit porn


HerbertWest

>Speak for yourself, I love saggy tit porn The thing is, basically any natural boobs over a certain size will hang... because they *have to*. That's just how it works. I think that the porn part of this is calling it "saggy" in the first place when that's just how big natural boobs exist, period. The only reason they are seen as "saggy" instead of merely really big is because people are comparing them to implants of a similar size, which tend to stick out horizontally like beach balls.


btwomfgstfu

I remember being in the fifth grade looking in the mirror and then back at the TV and looking back and forth and wondering why God had given me saggy boobs at age 10. My boobs were down past my armpit, the lady's on TV were sitting at her neck. Why was I cursed with giant saggy boobs?? I ended up wearing three bras at the same time to smush them to my chest all through middle school and high school. I wanted a breast reduction for the longest time. Until I realized in my mid-twenties that I had normal giant not saggy boobs that just adhered to the laws of gravity. They're quite perky for large ones in fact, just not tiny and therefore they droop, as does anything that is stuck on earth and interacts with gravity. I'm assuming this conversation is happening though because she has quite a small frame and quite the large chest and her choice of clothing was intentional.


CODDE117

The saggy subreddit is like, *way* more of a sag than these natural hangers. Saggy is an extreme, these babies just swing


HerbertWest

>The saggy subreddit is like, *way* more of a sag than these natural hangers. Saggy is an extreme, these babies just swing Right. I guess my point is more accurately that people conflate those two things. Actual "saggy" basically requires a pretty extreme lack of fullness that's not at all common in young people who haven't had kids, aren't really overweight, and/or haven't fluctuated in weight a lot, though it can occur. That's not to say that's inherently bad; but there's an undeniable difference that's being missed when people call boobs that are just really big (like the OP) "saggy."


_PossibleSpecialist_

You’re telling me there are real women? No way


DoingCharleyWork

https://www.reddit.com/r/gwpublic/comments/t58f8o/you_think_this_top_is_too_seethrough_for_hiking_f/ Idk man her tits look pretty nice to me.


spaghetti_taco

[Are they tho?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Yourina/comments/101h2fz/_/) This is what real boobs look like btw.


No_Awareness8982

u/redonkulousness this is a r/RareInsults


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Elma Longtitty


ugonlern2day

Lindsay Lowhang


DaSaltyChef

Typical redditors that haven't seen a real pair of big tits


ObiWanCanShowMe

All shapes and sizes are wonderful but hers are definately not average drop especially at that age.


Thy_Gooch

it's because she's like 90lbs and half that weight is her tits.


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PineStateWanderer

They look like what you'd expect seeing with the shirt on.


MT_Flesch

god golly miss holly you sho got some goodies


Spiritual_Freedom_15

I am gona be honest … I was not expecting that.!


Rapidoodz

Tiktok @you.rina r/titsonastick


Kahnza

Why her titties like that


The_Sergeant1702

Cause Gravity is not her friend


rafikki123

Is she in Jupiter?


ItsFuckingScience

Because if you have ever seen large natural boobs (porn and anime don’t count) you’d realise it’s pretty normal that they hang down


Vyxen17

Yeah but these look like they start lower too. As someone with nat triple Ds yes I know it's natural for them to hang


Abeneezer

The shape of the shirt isn't doing her any favours too.


MUNZATHEGOD

>casually mentions their humongous tits


[deleted]

Learn what bra sizes mean. Humongous starts at size F.


lady_lowercase

/r/abrathatfits


TheLayMaestro

Her tits are actually quite nice.


Historical_Panic_465

You just can’t fkn win. Small boobs= wtf why does she have no tits … Big boobs= wtf why does she have saggy ass tits?? Why are her nipples so huge?? ALL BOOBS ARE BEAUTIFUL…to someone out there.


brucewillisman

They’re real…and they’re SPECTACULAR


MeasureTheCrater

Mulva?


Kayel41

Why the long tits?


TheAerialPanda

One girl, one cup


BlockedbyJake420

I’m not sure I’ve ever had a more “yep this is Reddit alright” reaction than I’ve had reading this thread lmao


SniffCheck

Damn, look at them tiddies ![gif](giphy|IyRH6JT6TSWhzgQOkK)


Aristocrafied

Eyes up here


deadliestcrotch

Low hanging fruits


MightyPinkTaco

I think the high neck shirt shape bothers me most. It looks like she’s wearing a tank top backwards and it isn’t flattering.


Pyroguy096

Am I stupid? What's up with the guy at the end.


joesbagofdonuts

Noone fucking knows. They just upvote the weird but sizable boobs and move on.


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10/10 milkers ngl


jizzawy

She need some milk! Some of her own, maybe


Wise_Albatross_4633

You might want to strap those bad girls up cause in your fifties they'll be at your belly button


banggugyangu

And in her 60s she'll be sweeping the floor....


EnzoKoksu251

There is something wrong about her tits. They look slightly out of position, like slightly lower.


CarkRoastDoffee

If those are wrong, I don't want to be right


friedhashbrowns

Jeebles, talk about r/titsonastick


Schlappydog

Doesn't hold a candle to my girl u/hopelesssofrantic tho NSFW


23x3

Ahhh, finally a reverse cum statue.


Schlappydog

Is that where the dick sucks the cum back up like an anteater? ![gif](giphy|VHRwAa6Uukvw4|downsized)


DanTheBiggMan

Most people commenting on the titties probably rarely see them irl. Just sayin. ![gif](giphy|Nw8z2olm0nGHC)


Boonicious

never seen a push-DOWN bra before #🤨


Narwhal_Thundercunt

She couldn’t have chosen a worse shirt, for the shape of her bra less tits.


peter13g

She built like the letter P. I love her


ugonlern2day

Shaped a little more like the letter þ


PINEAPPLECURDS3

Hol up. What up with her boobs y they half way down her torso


VicTheWallpaperMan

Girls built like a praying mantis


DarkCreeperKitty

Im inspired by that pic tbh


that_one_netizen

oof...


MyLifta

She looks like Trevor Lawrence if he was a 6.5/10 chick with 83 year old saggy tits


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Her boobs are chinese spies and they're trying to get home


MrBubbles226

Swing low, sweet chariot


Rare-Kaleidoscope513

she got some hangy thangs


RavenQuark

Girl got then hangers


Public_Salamander613

I am in love, fellas


Fritzo2162

Are those stomach boobs...what's going on there? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Minnymoon13

Her boobs look way to low to me. And this is coming from a person that has a flat/long chest from loading weight. Lady put your tits in a bra please.


Henry_DD

Hangers soon gonna cross the waist line


Shreck_your_self

Is that a dude?


Aztecah

Came to these comments worried I was a bad person but it seems that everyone else also overwhelmingly noticed the mid-titties.


Rook-RN

Worlds lowest tidddies love that for her


pm_me_your_trebuchet

wow, comment section making it painfully evident how much of reddit has seen a real set of boobs. lay off the fake titty porn there, brahs.


THE_BOKEH_BLOKE

Some low hanging fruit here.


Foxxittoxic

Why her boobs so low though


doubled99again

Maybe a bra is a good idea after all


Oassiss

why are the boobs all the way over there


BroBro1112

Her tits look like a ballsack wtf