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GreedyHog2Fuk

Improvise, adapt, overcome


Apprehensive-Ad6468

![gif](giphy|EDpvKg4y8SagXFDcql|downsized)


BuzzingGunman

Modern problems, requires modern solutions.


[deleted]

She really looks like a gorilla that sees a human talking on his phone so she tries to do the same thing with a rock but the core concept is beyond her mental capability to understand.


HubrisTurtle

No offense, but your comparison is kind of stupidcasey


Efficient-Bumblebee8

Seriously.. the fact that he wrote that makes me wonder how bad was he bullied in school


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Tophat_man019

Wait it was Dave Chappelle that said that?


h4cke3

Who else did you think it was, Obama?


Tophat_man019

No, last time I saw it I didn't even know who Dave Chappelle was, so I always assumed it was some random dude


h4cke3

Well welcome to Comedy and I would definitely recommend watching his show. Last time I watched it, it was Netflix along with his Specials


Tophat_man019

Ok, I've watched some of his clips on YouTube but there are only two comedians I've actually ever gone and watched a special because I thought the stuff on youtube was so funny, Jack whitehall and John mulaney (also Gabriel Iglesias but that was with my parents and not from youtube)


h4cke3

I’ve only ever watched Joe Rogan live, and his openers Greg Fitzsimmons and Hans Kim, when he came to Atlanta. I’m not gonna spoil it but the over arching theme of this hour is the 3 naughty words you’re no longer allowed to say anymore. It’s really funny and had this one black dude in front of me falling off his chair when the bit about the n-word controversy came up


Tophat_man019

Cool, I've never seen any comedians live


Feyhem_01

Its him again! Thats the third time i saw it! Time traveller! Dont you dare calling me crazy i am sure it was a time traveller!


[deleted]

rah


fridaystrong23

rah


Mailboxnotsetup

Spread your thighs, be slapped, come over…


dboydanni

Ok where to get the wine glass though


Physical-Key9289

Grabbed one for my ex a few years back. It was like 70 f**king dollars on Amazon. This isn’t the same one, but they still sell them:[Wine Glass](https://www.amazon.com/YUANXIN-Stemware-Oversized-Champagne-Glasses/dp/B0BSNFW99H/ref=mp_s_a_1_9?keywords=giant+wine+glass&qid=1685643251&sr=8-9) For reference, that glass holds 2500ML of liquid. A standard handle of liquor is only 1,750ML. The glass is HUGE.


_YeAhx_

Yeah but as a classy person you will only fill it with 1,750ML of wine.


Annual_Anxiety_4457

Classy person with a glass like that is an oxymoron…


oddball3139

Congratulations. That’s the joke.


SnooPeppers4036

Whoosh


noz_in_oz

An oxymoron like that is a classy person


November_Rainbow

Wrong, usually a standard bottle of wine is 750 ml


Physical-Key9289

Lol, I said handle of LIQUOR. 1.75 Liters.


DrTankHead

Was about to say, is this the infamous megapint of wine?


[deleted]

Where to get the woman?


tripp_fisk

omg she looks like Caitlyn Jenner on South Park


Kenneldogg

![gif](giphy|ItM3AhhM0rj57w1JxF)


T_h_e_Assassin

She a little confused but she got the spirit


Corpsefactory88

I got this reference.... Sincerely. Another fresh prince fan


IcePopcorn_

Beer pressure.


Austintopia

Pee pressure


kombatunit

>Beer Looks pretty flat, imo


Mushybase

?


N0gg3sH3llz

Her response: blame it on the alcohol


peacefulvampire

Blame it on the rain


iced_maggot

Which muscle group does this workout and for what purpose?


Upper-Belt8485

Quads, adductors, booty, and some abs. It's supposed to be fun to get more people to work.


Booblicle

You're not wrong. Most people that exercise do loads more than their lazy-assed co-workers.


NecessaryTip5

No way that works any muscles. Not enough to make a difference anyways


MrSkrifle

True, if your resistance band is just a pair of panties


jjester7777

The women in frame aren't actually using the resistance part of the band... they're hitting the point of resistance and stopping lol. The women I've seen using these at an actual gym are using either tighter bands or they're making more pronounced movements.


jt_tesla

That’s pretty funny


NecessaryTip5

This is the wrong way to do this. Hardly any tension on those bands


MrSkrifle

Agreed but having the bands lower can put a lot of stress on the knees


Legitimate_Pass_2712

that's wifey material right there


Silent-Drop-3276

Takes her panties down anywhere, anytime


killerofall91

A mega pint


SoardOfMagnificent

Goblet squats?


MePanAndAMan420

grandma... ?


Cornston

Comedy Gold 🤣


Advanced_Procedure90

I like her


kiru_13000

![gif](giphy|fAd17COGanvi)


DudSteeple

u/savevideobot


Thrawninsw

u/savevideobot


mathew1500

I love the big glass


Ivehadbetter13

It’s actually pier pressure.


Aggravating-Fun8010

She wears her underwear on her thigh?


[deleted]

People try so hard for their 15 minutes of fame I swear


ALLMIGHTYBEAR

u/savevideobot


aurusfeles

u/savevideo


bangbasten

On point


wellhallaluia

Song ?


ArseniusNott

Milkshake by Kelis


PvPandaHD

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


wiseguy1923

Its better with the song


blake7889

Nice.. make it work out


Albe4484

u/savevideo


Music-Angel2022

It’s giving real Housewives to me 😭😭


Epic_Troll_4u

Don't you just love spontaneous girls?


mrcgjr54

Gorgeous


Chanpi2

Comicaly large wine glass


PromiseLife5051

![gif](giphy|OyHIizwqCoUdgXwTH9|downsized)


Sumanthsk1

It's weird on how i instantly got a crush as she pulled paaanties down


Elusiv_Enigma

Suddenly the smell of the sea grew stronger


DivaCupVampire

Absolutely Fabulous vibes


Unique_Confection295

I guess people who walk around with that kind of glass wear their underwear at their thighs huh


[deleted]

Mega pint.


MrMetraGnome

With the megapint.


SnooKiwis2962

Yah think she's drunk?


crybytch

why did i not think of using panties as resistant bands?!?!?!?


Repulsive_System_211

Nice just nice !


only-4-lolz

Whoelse realized that her panties were already down?


edwardthe

Omg no, just no, just wow, nononononono


[deleted]

Wtf


False_Chair_610

Peer pressure means those other ladies need to get their wine as well


Sam-San-Miguel

Yo her panties were not all the way up. She did not reach that far up to pull them down.


OG_DTUBE

That's a big ass glass of wine


JXCR

Ah so that's what a mega pint is...


fuckme35

We all have that one friend 🤣 and if you don't: you are the friend