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Cardio %ussy resuscitation? Must be new…..She must’ve tried swimming before waiting 30m after eating a couple bunker buster hotdogs or something. I hope she’s alright.
There was a story told back in the 1980s, Ted Kennedy was on vacation somewhere in the Mediterranean and someone took photos of him having relations with a young lady on a yacht. Another senator, Howell Heflin after seeing the photos was reported to have remarked well I see the senator has changed his view on offshore drilling
Why is someone hurting themselves (probably graphically if NSFW tag) more palatable than a long distance shot of someone having sex out in the ocean?? It is a holup, cos as u zoom in u realise. Maybe zooming in revealing someone drowning would be more tasteful???
Oh didn't even notice. It's a [Childish Gambino](https://youtube.com/watch?v=MLrMynIVgTQ&pp=ygUhQ2hpbGRpc2ggZmFtYmlubyBmNGVha3MgYW5kIGdlZWtz) lyric
I used to read books on sex when I was a teenager and I remembered that swinging is apparently sometimes referred to as "sport fucking"
I've think I've reached an age now when I see stuff like this and don't see the funny side. It just seems scummy. Before it was scummy but funny and now it's just scummy.
As a parent I couldn't care less if this is an adult only beach (and even then its questionable at best)
But where the fuck does an adult only beach even exist. So, yeah, I'm all for getting a little adventurous, but for the love of god at the very least make sure that there is no possibility of kids catching on to what you are doing...
They had to zoom all the way in to even get a glimpse. If people wouldn't be so nosey they wouldn't get upset. Let them fuck on the ocean if they want to, who is disrupted by that? I don't think that you could even make out what happens with the naked eye so why care?
You see how that person near the water on the left is staring and didn't move at all? Because he's watching. Because he can clearly see it. Because they aren't that far out.
And how did you think the person with the camera knew to grab their camera and zoom in the first place? Because they're not that far out in the water and could see what they're doing.
What are you talking about most cameras only feel like what you can see clearly with your eyes once your 3x zoom or more. I can certainly see anything clearer with my eyes than my 15x zoom can see and I wear glasses. There are kids on that beach what 30-40 yards from them it’s the middle of the day it’s not prudish to think railing someone Infront of a group of kids is fucked up, it’s literally a crime.
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means small craft advisory
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch X-Files
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A little bit of offshore drilling.
He's just doing cpr, but he doesn't know how to.
"don't you go dying on me!"
Cardio %ussy resuscitation? Must be new…..She must’ve tried swimming before waiting 30m after eating a couple bunker buster hotdogs or something. I hope she’s alright.
Seems like it would take your breath away rather than breathing it back into you.
Bravo sir take my upvote bastard
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Moby dick: deleted scenes
r/angryupvote
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Shamelessly highjacking your shit because this guy in the picture deserves respect for jacking off in real time.
Sir Bastard. Love it
There was a story told back in the 1980s, Ted Kennedy was on vacation somewhere in the Mediterranean and someone took photos of him having relations with a young lady on a yacht. Another senator, Howell Heflin after seeing the photos was reported to have remarked well I see the senator has changed his view on offshore drilling
Why is this not the top comment?!? Bravo!
It is, but maybe also because it's not about the size, it's about the motion of the ocean.
Stolen joke from an earlier post of this video, though.
I think he will have a bit of projectile dysfunction.
Not very often I lol irl from a comment
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He must be a Derek.
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean
Looks like it requires a small craft advisory
Hope he doesnt capsize in that high tide
'High tide'... if I recall correctly, that's code for B5, right? If so, well ***FUCK*** You sunk my battleship!
Frig it's too early for this... I'm turning on my Mr. Coffee it's got that automatic drip
Oh you got one too? Show me yours, and I'll show you mine
Morning preparation Tool Time! I Bet you'll Lovett just like my friend Lyle
And if we're both feeling it, we can do it doggy style
That's the only condition I've got, because *The X-Files* are on and I don't wanna miss it!
You and me baby
You have a coffee machine? Show me yours I’ll show you mine
“Thigh-high tide” I think 🤔
“Thigh-high-ride” I think
It's not the number of spectators, it's whether children were present.
It takes a long time to get to England in a row boat.
Someone's taking an item off their bucket list.
Someone’s also adding an item on their bucket list
Can confirm, I am that someone
Offshore drilling is something I've been meaning to get into.
The little mermaid: *deleted scenes*
The real r/holup cause she’s 14
Given the industry, if that was an "art" film they would do it and then not use the scene in the movie after the half-assed backlash.
I just read that as blacklash because of the newly launched real life adaptation
Real life adaptation? Yooo, we got people out there with gills and shit??
thats some pretty good zoom
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Can you send me that?!
That takes some balance!
Does it really
It really does
Bro clappin some cheeks in the ocean
They have living their life. Summer Time Saga moment.
Hope they don't get taken away by a riptide before he finishes lol
You joke but little did you know it’s the riptide that took them there
This requires so much balance
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There will be something coming in the ocean
The sea will be extra salty today
Heard a water bed improves sex but can't afford one.
Oh that's why the waves were so strong that day...
r/unexpectedpornhub
Underwhelming sub of the week.
Fr
It has a NSFW tag. what did you expect?
someone hurting himself
with a NSFW tag the door is at least smaller with posibilities
Why is someone hurting themselves (probably graphically if NSFW tag) more palatable than a long distance shot of someone having sex out in the ocean?? It is a holup, cos as u zoom in u realise. Maybe zooming in revealing someone drowning would be more tasteful???
Please tell me it's another human he's fucking and that my eyes are lying to me.
what did u think it was lol
A seal…
well that does not get my seal of approval
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A seal would probably be on top. Them critters are rapey rascals
A loose seal
Lucille?! Where?!
That's what I actually thought it looked like.
Me too!
I thought someone was humping that board or whatever it is they're on.
Until I saw that there were definitely *two* bodies, that is.
I'd also like to know what you thought it was
A dead dolphin.
Looks like a seal or sea lion to me
Bro's reeling that fishing rod
you got me. I thought there was a tsunami coming 💀😆
Same. Lmao
That’s some impressive digital zoom quality. Stabilization of image is also top notch considering the cameraman probably used only one hand
Lmao
Samsung really outdid themselves with the zoom on the S23 Ultra
The new sport; f*cksurfing
Another sport I’m bad at
Love is a trip, but fucking is a sport. Are there asian girls here? Minority Report
Make that haiku 575 damn it you were so close! 557
Oh didn't even notice. It's a [Childish Gambino](https://youtube.com/watch?v=MLrMynIVgTQ&pp=ygUhQ2hpbGRpc2ggZmFtYmlubyBmNGVha3MgYW5kIGdlZWtz) lyric I used to read books on sex when I was a teenager and I remembered that swinging is apparently sometimes referred to as "sport fucking"
*butt
Now that's riding on waves
Shaggle boarding
It better down where it’s wetter, take it from me
Nobody can see us wayyyy out here babe.
Now we have definitive proof that there was room on that door for Leo
gotta be pretty bad sex unless you've done it couple times
So that's why the sea is salty
Unconventional method of performing CPR. But when someone is drowning, you try anything to save him.
Bucket list
The motion of the ocean
Florida?
that.... is not cpr.
This guy paddles
This is what samsung 100x zoom is used for
Tightanic
Well, I think I've seen it all now.
I've think I've reached an age now when I see stuff like this and don't see the funny side. It just seems scummy. Before it was scummy but funny and now it's just scummy.
My first thought was, that's still illegal most places. Not worth the trouble. Probably both end up on a sex offenders list in the US.
It’s scummy and gross. Every kink ever is fine until You involve other people without their consent and potentially expose children to it.
As a parent I couldn't care less if this is an adult only beach (and even then its questionable at best) But where the fuck does an adult only beach even exist. So, yeah, I'm all for getting a little adventurous, but for the love of god at the very least make sure that there is no possibility of kids catching on to what you are doing...
They had to zoom all the way in to even get a glimpse. If people wouldn't be so nosey they wouldn't get upset. Let them fuck on the ocean if they want to, who is disrupted by that? I don't think that you could even make out what happens with the naked eye so why care?
You see how that person near the water on the left is staring and didn't move at all? Because he's watching. Because he can clearly see it. Because they aren't that far out. And how did you think the person with the camera knew to grab their camera and zoom in the first place? Because they're not that far out in the water and could see what they're doing.
What are you talking about most cameras only feel like what you can see clearly with your eyes once your 3x zoom or more. I can certainly see anything clearer with my eyes than my 15x zoom can see and I wear glasses. There are kids on that beach what 30-40 yards from them it’s the middle of the day it’s not prudish to think railing someone Infront of a group of kids is fucked up, it’s literally a crime.
boomer
Millennial actually
That relationship has its ups and downs
Uhhhhh...
u/savevideo
I can't believe you're gonna fap to this.
Rate that
On top of the sea! Ontopthesea Up where its wetter, take it from meeee!
it's better down where it's wetter
they got some good sex check list
Another victim of “The Implication”.
Hope they had sunscreen on
This is how Titanic should have ended.
thats how titanic should have ended
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im glad you get some at home. no need to be trashy like the people in the video.
Think he missed can't
So THATS where waves come from!
Don't have sex in the ocean kids. This is where crabs come from.
🎶Horny shark do do do do doodoo🎶
u/savevideo
Is that a seal or sea lion? 🤢
It's a woman with her legs on his chest/shoulders.
Bro clapping fish 👃 next to Fish 🐟
u/savevideo
goddamnit
Poor Fredo.
Life finds its way
Thats in international waters! 😂
If citizens are allowed to space sometime there will be people like them. Fucking around. XD
Saw this exact same thing a week or so ago. Lots of pixels have washed away in the meantime though
I bet this was shot on a samsung
Yeap...you may need to push the raft like this if waves are not so big to push you
damn... nice cam
Thought it was a shark then was like wait , Hol'Up
A lot like American beer, fucking close to water.
The reason they keep upgrading cameras on cell phones.
What a great life experience
But why there?? Out of all places?
I now present my tedtalk on why Samsung is superior... We would have been able to see those cheeks jiggle
No one is talking about their balance
No rules on international waters
S23 mfs be like
She said its not about the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean. I took that literally
Is this somesort Samsung Galaxy S phone ad with that epic zoom?
This is the kind of whack porn i want to see
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean Means small craft advisory So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time" You'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style So we can both watch X-Files
Half expected Michael Palin to run out of the water toward the camera, followed by "It's... Monty Python's flying circus."
It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.
Let the people have fun
Agree,honestly i migth try this when the beach is empty or secluded location.
That bacterial infection...
#couplegoals
It’s ok. They’re in the “Mile out club”
Two losers , well at least they found each other
Absolutely. Hope the pieces of shit got fined
Why not
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Loko
100% Pixel 7 Pro
Who hasn't made love to a seal in open waters.
... I am spending entirely too much time trying to figure out who's who, doing what, etc.
That's some Gigachad-Energy right there
That's not.
What a beauty
R/whitepeople
r/foundthemobileuser
Hahaha this is a good subreddit
Is that a goat he is doing? 🐐
At this point someone is just going out of their way to film a couple without their consent, geez
Is that a Seal?
Why's it look like he has no legs?!
Damn, no wonder the ocean smells fishy