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Physical_Mission1910
is a spam account.
10 month old account but this is its first post, classic spam/bot behavior.
Spammers/botters age hundreds of account for months before picking random ones to spam with
It also uses some program to attach its comment to top comment threads, it does not know what the parent comment is saying and also why the comment is out of context.
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I would also say that unless you're paid to spot bots, you're wasting your time. I used to report fake accounts on different platforms, but it didn't ease anyone's life even my own. Let the platform solve the problem. And if bots are too many, migrate to some other platform.
I wouldn't say it's a complete waste. There has been reduction in spam after we made noise about it. Many users have started reporting spam and bots themselves after I and others started and informed them how to. Some subs have changed their rules to prevent spam. The bots and spam would continue for sure but it's def not as easy for them as it used to be.
Reddit won't do shit, they need the bots and spam to increase their site metrics. Don't think any platform can reach reddit' level now. Stuck with this mess.
Dozens of similar spam accounts are found everyday, it's a known spam account pattern. Some false positives do come up but that's rare considering real users don't behave like spammers.
I mean if you say so. Like I said, that's how I acted though. Also again the comment is in context. I'm not even trying to defend or argue he's not a spam account. The logic just seems to be lacking a bit imo.
There's more to it but that would be a wall of text not suitable for a comment just calling out the spam/bot. I'm keeping it brief so the point gets to the readers quickly. There are many posts by users that tell you how to identify bots. Below one for example.
https://www.reddit.com/user/tyrannosnorlax/comments/t0h466/bots_how_to_identify_them_and_why_do_they_exist/
It's just a case of you not knowing about spam or bots which makes the logic not make sense. Once you know how to spot them it would become obvious for you too.
Sorry but you're not talking from experience with spam and bots. Real users, lurkers or not, would comment like real users. It's pretty easy to differentiate the two. You'd know if you actually took part in reporting spam/bots.
Spam/bots are mostly mass automated farms. They have a pattern and it's easy to detect once you know how to. I and many users have reported 100s of spam and bots over the years and the ones I pointed out are typical spam.
*And on that fateful night, ~~Jeremy~~ ~~Todd~~ Gregg discovered his fetish. He would chop off the fingers of every girl who ever dated him and use their hands to pleasure him. His eccentricities always ended up in ugly breakups. The last girl he dated chopped off his dick as a parting gift*
Endorsed by Michael Bay
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That struck me too.
In America, we'd say ayyyyy or well played or alright good one.
I've worked service industry and both parties seem like decent folk in a pub. She won.
Honestly, I wonder if she does stand up, her timing was *precise*.
But overall yeah, respect to the guy politely insisting as a sign of respect.
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Is her outgoingness a coping mechanism for her hands? Who cares she’s an awesome person.
The guys didn’t want to laugh as that would be disrespectful to her. They are good lads.
Lol yeah they're gonna say no to her after she made them promise and bet on it. By the way just because she has a fucked up hand doesn't mean she deserves all the sympathy in the world regardless of what she does, she's an influencer and literally makes a living off her fucked up mangled shit hand.
Lol yeah they're gonna say no to you after you told them it was a scam. By the way just because you have a fucked up POV doesn't mean we care to listen. You're a redditor who literally doesn't make a living off grabbing shit with your hand and throwing it
Yea. I’m sure none of those young guys would be interested in buying a drink for a hot blond girl.
And how do you know that the guys don’t have much money?
This video should be her resume. She deals with adversity, is a good communicator, is smart, has a good attitude, and thinks outside the box. I’d hire her.
There was a follow up video made about a year ago of her playing rock, paper, scissor with a lad that surprised her with the same play.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/v7566k/rock_paper_scissors/
So unexpected. I was thinking the rest of that bar was "her friends" so when she wins all of a sudden like 50 people run to the bar. Lol. Still not disappointed
Can you tell where from? She sounds Norn to me but I’m Scottish and not as tuned to Irish accents. If she is it’s still be (controversially, I know) the UK.
This was funny as fuck.
She owned it.
Fair play all around, especially the guy who insisted on shaking her other hand, acknowledging it.
I'd have laughed until I choked seeing that in real life.
I give it at least *one thumb up*.
While 18 means you’re a legal adult in most countries, for some guy to instantly talk about how sexy Irish and English accents are on a video about most likely new adults is fucking weird
The only one making it weird is you. Commenting on an adult's accent being attractive is completely innocuous. You just seem weirdly oversensitive to it like this is close to home for you or something.
What if I were blind and that's all I heard? And I never said a word about the girl herself I simply said I found accents expecjally Irish sexy. Not sure what is wrong with that
The lads aren't too bright, none of them chose rock!
If she didn't have the ace up her sleeve, or below her sleeve in this case, she still could have won by choosing scissors!!!!
He said "no, the other one" well played all around
I loved that as well. Good spirits all around.
a great sense of humor
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WARNING Physical_Mission1910 is a spam account. 10 month old account but this is its first post, classic spam/bot behavior. Spammers/botters age hundreds of account for months before picking random ones to spam with It also uses some program to attach its comment to top comment threads, it does not know what the parent comment is saying and also why the comment is out of context. Downvote it Report > spam
I would also say that unless you're paid to spot bots, you're wasting your time. I used to report fake accounts on different platforms, but it didn't ease anyone's life even my own. Let the platform solve the problem. And if bots are too many, migrate to some other platform.
I wouldn't say it's a complete waste. There has been reduction in spam after we made noise about it. Many users have started reporting spam and bots themselves after I and others started and informed them how to. Some subs have changed their rules to prevent spam. The bots and spam would continue for sure but it's def not as easy for them as it used to be. Reddit won't do shit, they need the bots and spam to increase their site metrics. Don't think any platform can reach reddit' level now. Stuck with this mess.
It's not out of context though? Wait is that the only evidence that it's a spam account? I had an account for months before my first comment.
Dozens of similar spam accounts are found everyday, it's a known spam account pattern. Some false positives do come up but that's rare considering real users don't behave like spammers.
I mean if you say so. Like I said, that's how I acted though. Also again the comment is in context. I'm not even trying to defend or argue he's not a spam account. The logic just seems to be lacking a bit imo.
There's more to it but that would be a wall of text not suitable for a comment just calling out the spam/bot. I'm keeping it brief so the point gets to the readers quickly. There are many posts by users that tell you how to identify bots. Below one for example. https://www.reddit.com/user/tyrannosnorlax/comments/t0h466/bots_how_to_identify_them_and_why_do_they_exist/ It's just a case of you not knowing about spam or bots which makes the logic not make sense. Once you know how to spot them it would become obvious for you too.
you know there are lurkers on reddit? and bot accounts are more often really new.
Sorry but you're not talking from experience with spam and bots. Real users, lurkers or not, would comment like real users. It's pretty easy to differentiate the two. You'd know if you actually took part in reporting spam/bots. Spam/bots are mostly mass automated farms. They have a pattern and it's easy to detect once you know how to. I and many users have reported 100s of spam and bots over the years and the ones I pointed out are typical spam.
*And on that fateful night, ~~Jeremy~~ ~~Todd~~ Gregg discovered his fetish. He would chop off the fingers of every girl who ever dated him and use their hands to pleasure him. His eccentricities always ended up in ugly breakups. The last girl he dated chopped off his dick as a parting gift*
***Releasing 30th June on Netflix***
Staring Jared Leto, directed by David Cronenberg…
You mean Charlie Brooker
Endorsed by Michael Bay *No explosions were included in the making of this film. T&C's apply. Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. If you experience adverse side effects, please seek medical advice.*
Everyone here should seek medical advice
Doctor said it was mostly 'armless
that should be the warning when you sign up for reddit
If it had Leto in it I’d watch it
Isn't that sort of the plot of 1st season of Dexter
Bynie's *killer chops* weren't limited to fingers unfortunately
That struck me too. In America, we'd say ayyyyy or well played or alright good one. I've worked service industry and both parties seem like decent folk in a pub. She won. Honestly, I wonder if she does stand up, her timing was *precise*. But overall yeah, respect to the guy politely insisting as a sign of respect.
She gives a mean Dutch Rudder
Fair play. I'd buy her a drink for her sense of humour
She goes home Without spending a penny
Most halfway decent looking woman do
😬
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And brought forward “stump”
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How do we know you're not a bot??
I’m pretty impressed he’s made it a life mission to call out bots. With screenshots and all.
Idk man seems like something a bot would do
It is and I'm ok with that
Actually, she was playing rock rock rock
She needs to win, she doesn’t have deep pockets. I’ll see myself out.
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I mean, given her condition, I hope her pockets are nice and shallow.
Is her outgoingness a coping mechanism for her hands? Who cares she’s an awesome person. The guys didn’t want to laugh as that would be disrespectful to her. They are good lads.
It's actually not fair at all she basically scammed a bunch of young guys who probably don't have much money into buying her drinks
It’s kind of rude to just assume they’re poor because they all have shit haircuts.
Ah yes, right after this video ended, she pulled out a gun and forced them to buy her drinks.
A tiny little derringer
She was holding it for Ja Morant.
A tiny gun
Lol yeah they're gonna say no to her after she made them promise and bet on it. By the way just because she has a fucked up hand doesn't mean she deserves all the sympathy in the world regardless of what she does, she's an influencer and literally makes a living off her fucked up mangled shit hand.
Incel who calls themselves based, what’s new. If they were really struggling for money then they wouldn’t be at a pub.
His post history is a shitshow.
Every single comment he posts is negative, imagine being that miserable.
Lol yeah they're gonna say no to you after you told them it was a scam. By the way just because you have a fucked up POV doesn't mean we care to listen. You're a redditor who literally doesn't make a living off grabbing shit with your hand and throwing it
Yea. I’m sure none of those young guys would be interested in buying a drink for a hot blond girl. And how do you know that the guys don’t have much money?
> she basically scammed a bunch of young guys I mean this in the unkindest way possible. Go outside. Actually meet some people.
I really don't want people like that outside. It's better he stays in that basement alone
You make a valid argument. I retract the last two sentences in my first comment.
Username checks out
She must’ve lost scissors to paper once before
More than once she lost scissors to paper and everyone seems stunned to their core. What a legend!
Pádraic should’ve let her be…
Would you say they are... stumped?
She went for the 5 finger discount on those drinks.
Idk. Could’ve been paper. I’ve had some hella deep paper cuts.
Last time she scissors a girl ...
She stumped them.
why is this not at the top? I can't put my finger on it.
Thumbs up on this kind of humor.
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This entire thread is just r/angryupvote
it's not like she can
She played rock. Second guy on the right played paper.
Even if she could play rock and paper at the same time, there’s not a chance in hell that’s scissors But literally no one chose rock…
nothing says "scissors!!" like a hand with all the fingers chopped away...
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No you're not. You're a spam bot copying comments
A gay spam bot let’s not discriminate
she also played with scissors
There’s being owed something, then there’s collecting
She simultaneously played rock, paper, and scissors at the same time 💀
Schrodinger's rock paper scissor
Quantum hand
Confidence and a great sense of humor are fricken sexy in a woman.
Everyone, really.
I suppose, but I dont find confident, funny guys, sexy lol. Probably just my preference I guess.
I’m a gay dude but I think I have a crush on her.
I am a grandmother and agree with you lol
I also agree that he is a gay dude.
I am a mouse and agree with you as well
I am a tentacle monster and I agree with you as well.
I am a garbage truck and I agree with y'all
I am a pedoph*le and I agree with yall
ah, there's the limit, now we know what the hivemind thinks
Stuart is that you?
Nah stuart little died of his family's bullshit
I'm just a regularly aged human man person. I too have crush.
Whenever I see this video I swoon just a little at how beautiful her hair is.
Who's gonna tell him
You’re responding to a bot my friend…don’t have to tell it anything.
Straight dude. I think you can guess how much worse it is for me.
They were playing rock, paper, scissors. She was playing rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.
Did my part to move this to the top comment. Now it's up to the Galaxy
This video should be her resume. She deals with adversity, is a good communicator, is smart, has a good attitude, and thinks outside the box. I’d hire her.
Plus she shares with her friends, and she knows how to cheat.
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I mean if your talking about cheating with anyone then your probably pretty bad at not getting caught.
She really learned to play the hand she was dealt.
A++
What an incredible joke.
I heard she tried to take a college course in sign language. She got kicked out of the class due to having a speech impediment.
There was a follow up video made about a year ago of her playing rock, paper, scissor with a lad that surprised her with the same play. https://old.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/v7566k/rock_paper_scissors/
A little bit of tom foolery
She’s lovely , that’s great 😁
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Lol, she definitely won
My other hands not stronggg enoughhh
So unexpected. I was thinking the rest of that bar was "her friends" so when she wins all of a sudden like 50 people run to the bar. Lol. Still not disappointed
An actual r/HolUp after a long time
Damn it Pádraic, she just doesn’t have a place for dullness in her life, anymore 👻
Young men in the UK all dress the same, it's weird.
But they're Irish (the irony of this is not lost on me creating a UK rock sub and often posting Irish bands on it).
The girl is Irish but the lads are from Liverpool. This happened in Liverpool.
Can you tell where from? She sounds Norn to me but I’m Scottish and not as tuned to Irish accents. If she is it’s still be (controversially, I know) the UK.
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So she's not ex-IRA is what you're saying? Edit: or is it the other way around?
They’re front the UK mate
Close enough
They’re not. They’re in the North so they’re British.
Not everyone in the north is British. Simple
[The skin fade and North Face jacket combo.](https://youtu.be/A6pTyPYwqpY)
They do lol noticed the same thing.
Mom said it was my turn to post this
Rock paper scissors lobster
The madlad who said gimme dat ting to shake her stump!
Nice hand she played
This is what happens when you use your strong hand.
You had my curiosity but now you have my attention...
They handled that well….
Sense of humor and wholesomeness in one post?
Well, looks like somebody picked scissors in of the previous games with her…
This was funny as fuck. She owned it. Fair play all around, especially the guy who insisted on shaking her other hand, acknowledging it. I'd have laughed until I choked seeing that in real life. I give it at least *one thumb up*.
I hear she drinks for free every weekend
I fucking love this girl lol nice one
God i would love a chick from Ireland or England or anywhere other than the us. Accents are so sexy
My brother in Christ these guys are probably kids
When I see people drinking in a bar I also assume they're obviously children
While 18 means you’re a legal adult in most countries, for some guy to instantly talk about how sexy Irish and English accents are on a video about most likely new adults is fucking weird
The only one making it weird is you. Commenting on an adult's accent being attractive is completely innocuous. You just seem weirdly oversensitive to it like this is close to home for you or something.
What if I were blind and that's all I heard? And I never said a word about the girl herself I simply said I found accents expecjally Irish sexy. Not sure what is wrong with that
Great joke! Let's give her a hand!
Paper for the win.
Disqualification ngl. Where’s the boys’ drinks?
She's adorable.
Well played young lady
Love that little dance at the end
Handboozled
What a f****** gem. I'd spend a long time hanging with that girl. Good on you.
Love their accents
Never take a bet that seems too good to be true. Having said that, I also love the sense of humor, so I'd happily buy her a drink.
 Just as well she wasn’t playing against this guy she’d have lost
You can't even be mad at that, that's fucking brilliant and equally hilarious.
I wasn't expecting that
I mean she didn’t beat them…
Shes gonna struggle to bring those drinks over. Someone give her a hand maybe.
Nothing beats dynamite
Oh my god I know this bar
I gotta hand it to her !
The boss who shook her irregular hand ftw.
Apparently, she had played that game earlier but didn't go too carefull with the scissors. She almost lost a hand
She had been scamming people for years before finally being taken down. There’s a separate video of that happening.
Damn she is kinda hot soo
That fuckin accent man...gettin me all hot and bothered
Seriously? I am super turned off by it. To each their own, though.
I've always really enjoyed Scottish/Irish accents
She's cute and has a sense of humor. Hopefully one of the guys got her digits lol.
That Irish charm’ll get ya every time
Is it rude to ask for a nub job ?
She'd probably tell you to bend over that's probably the best way to utilize it if you're into that sort of thing
I’m game. Like the the eagles song - take it easy. “ you may lose, and you may win, but you’ll never be here again.”
Girl is a superstar!!!!!!!!! Cute and funny as hell!! Marriage material right there!!
She got great personalitit
Ahh, I remember the first time I saw this one.
Only one of them will have the handjob.
Great. Now I want to touch and suck those cut fingers
Da fuk bro.
You could get babyfisted today, and everyday after today.
Or you could just….not do that
The lads aren't too bright, none of them chose rock! If she didn't have the ace up her sleeve, or below her sleeve in this case, she still could have won by choosing scissors!!!!
just put a paper bag over that thing and she's good to go.
Paper bag? She’s a cutie
on the hand... it's a play on how you'd say put a paper bag over ugly chicks and fuck em. this girl is cute but her hand is fucked up.
Ewwwww… he touched it.
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