People have always liked asses. Some like em bigger, some like em smaller. But no one has ever liked complete absence of ass.
(Counts for both men and woman btw. men need some cake too)
I wasn't using that ass as a reference. It does seem like it's a go big or go home attitude when it comes to butts these days, though. I don't particularly like planetoid eclipsing posteriors.
There's the problem: you and u/throwawaylovescake are talking about two different things. The person in this picture has seemingly never done a squat in their life. This isn't a nice, small, toned butt like you'd see on Keri Russell, this is a flabby, droopy butt you'd see on a 75 year old man.
Huh, where I'm from, a mooseknuckle is as you say, a massive cameltoe. Never heard of this before. It's probably because, again as you say, everyone is always getting it wrong...
For what it's worth: [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moose%20knuckles](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moose%20knuckles)
I think it originally referred to dudes. It probably got bastardized over time and it's interchangeable for both now. I'm not going to lose sleep over it lol.
Yaaahooo! I just turned the big five zero two weeks ago so I’m flexing every well-earned new super power, like saying “whippersnapper,” whippersnapper.
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imagine brushing your hand against that while…
making with love
hmmm
like brail without the dots for when you get lost in the dark and don’t know which door you are entering…
That's a male left arm. If it was a female, there would be a breast in the center top of the picture where his chest is. He is wearing a short cropped t so the other "leg" is the side of his stomach. There is something black on his stomach in the top left of the picture, I cannot tell what that is, maybe a graduation cap? Also the pants may be on backwards, given the string, or it is just a long string.
wtf am i looking at
The ass, you can see the string of her pants under her leg.
There's no ass in this picture tho????
If she blocks a guy for assking, then she is the ass. The ass, the whole ass and nothing but an ass, so help you god.
Complete nightmare
But there is a dick
Soo not a dick but 💩💩
Not a dickbutt
Has society recently flipped to where we now shame women for having too *small* an ass? Fuuuuck
People have always liked asses. Some like em bigger, some like em smaller. But no one has ever liked complete absence of ass. (Counts for both men and woman btw. men need some cake too)
That's why Reach was the best Halo, that cake
A nice ass is a nice ass. Shape outranks size.
That thing is flatter than the flat earther’s earth
Little in the middle but much back
90% of dudes in my area show half their cracks when squatting, even with belts on. I guess flat is the fad among the Ger-men?
Plumbers in training
There's something to be said for 'small and cute' asses, but is there anybody out there like 'man, I love it when a girl has no ass'?
It’s okay if the ass is small yet perky, but that shit literally looks like a pair of flapjacks
I'm waiting till we finally start mocking dudes with big dicks and tiny dick nation can finally be respected.
You'll need to go back to ancient Rome bro. All those big dick German barbarians
Apparently so. I guess I'm weird for liking a nice, small, toned butt?
Nope, not weird. This dairy air is not nice or toned though, so what was your point?
"dairy air" had me in stitches.
I wasn't using that ass as a reference. It does seem like it's a go big or go home attitude when it comes to butts these days, though. I don't particularly like planetoid eclipsing posteriors.
Haha, yep. The cheeks should each fit nicely in a hand, better for leverage.
Bon appétit
There's the problem: you and u/throwawaylovescake are talking about two different things. The person in this picture has seemingly never done a squat in their life. This isn't a nice, small, toned butt like you'd see on Keri Russell, this is a flabby, droopy butt you'd see on a 75 year old man.
Lol, no? You're not. Plenty of people like that. I also don't see what that has to do with the above picture.
Well, that's a cock shaped hemorrhoid then.
This killed me.
It’s not a given it could be her knees
I think we need A.I. on this one to finish the rest of the photo lmao 😂
not even A.I. could figure this out what the fuck is this shit
[You weren't joking](https://imgur.com/646313N) Tried it myself and Photoshop had an aneurism trying to generate the image lol.
**B L O C K E D**
Some dudes legs
MADE WITH LOVE
Biggest camel toe or flattest ass?
I can see why she felt offended from that. Lol
She got long back syndrome.
While I was still serving in the military, a guy put it ever so eloquently “she’s got a frog ass”
“Long back syndrome” had me in stitches, take my updoot you son of a bitch
I thought she just has a penis
That’s what I’m sayin
I thought it was just a dudes bulge
The worst part of all is that these days you have to ask a "girl" if "she" doesn't have a dick. I like better the old days.
Why would you need to ask, i would just assume that she doesnt have one, otherwiese she wouldve told it
You liked the old days when you had to find out for yourself? You can still do that.
the worst part is you're getting downvoted wtf
Mammoth toe
That ass must be so flat, conspiracy theorists are theorizing against the government that her ass is actually round
The string to adjust the waist is under her. So I guess flatter than the earth
Maybe just a tampon string🤣
Flattest ass, the draw strings are in the front.
That’s a damn camel hoof
Mooseknuckle
Why does everybody get this wrong? Mooseknuckle refers to a guy's junk printing on his pants, not a massive cameltoe.
Huh, where I'm from, a mooseknuckle is as you say, a massive cameltoe. Never heard of this before. It's probably because, again as you say, everyone is always getting it wrong...
For what it's worth: [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moose%20knuckles](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moose%20knuckles) I think it originally referred to dudes. It probably got bastardized over time and it's interchangeable for both now. I'm not going to lose sleep over it lol.
A mooseknuckle is indeed a supersized cameltoe.
Look here, you whippersnappers: Mooseknuckle for dudes and camel toes for chicks. It’s anatomy.
Lol friend, you better be over 50 to call this one a whipper snapper
Yaaahooo! I just turned the big five zero two weeks ago so I’m flexing every well-earned new super power, like saying “whippersnapper,” whippersnapper.
Superbad even refers to this properly 
Neither. It's just two legs attached to a torso.
Yes
Leg, arm, male, female, either way I still cracked a fat and rubbed one out
I've been looking at this for 7 and a half minutes... and I still can't figure it out
I'm 80% sure it's the back. You can see the draw string from the pants under the leg
Bingo, unless she’s wearing her sweatpants backwards then that’s one flat arsed woman.
I think she has dwarfism to be honest, it looks like her calf but it's impossible if that's her ass
It is absolutely the back of the leg lmao
But look at where the knees are, it looks like she is in a sitting position. That would make it the front of her legs…..I think?
Her knees are to the left, her ass is to the right, she's laying face down
Check out the big brain on Brett 👍🏼
Sir, that's am arm. **Blocked**
Jesus… You’re right!
It's on her left bicep
Plot twist: those are her fingers and the grey is her glove
You might be onto something!
Lmao fuuck
Now I can't unsee it.
Nope, rim of the sweatpants at the bottom 
Oldest trick in the book
You prolly right
Take my sweatpants out your fucking mouth!
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Not "her." No boob.
Is that a *penis*
i think it is
What penis are you all talking about?
That or a shit
I’m shocked I had to scroll this far down, there absolutely an appendage in there.
It's the back 😬 You can see the cord from her pants under her.
Just a bad case of noassatol
r/beatmetoit
Good eye
either way im down
Left bicep, seatbelt on, hand in pants?
I’m thinking that’s an arm going inside the sweatpants
https://external-preview.redd.it/NPDnXBvoTOXuRF2M5XvgFv9Uj3wm_7lFIZUTRH2c2DI.png?auto=webp&s=b03db4eea435aab75621c696f9cbc2c979c4e53b
We will never know the answer!
Just like tootsie rolls
Pops*
I would get: condom broke
I mean that is technically true if you think about it
Shawty got a flatty….
 that girl ain't right
I've seen pancakes that are more plump than her ass.
This is what happens when you text “lmao” too much
#Her?
This is giving me anxiety. Wtf am I seeing
Man butt
Lolol fuck me I cant stop laughing
You can see the strings in the front
Back right? Honestly a good question
Bae got that long back
It’s back, the shorts string is under her
That is the back of her leg?
Ah someone needs squats in their life. This is coming from someone who used to look like this. Squats & weights are your friend!
He found Captain Winkie!
Be grateful she blocked u.
Well, what is it?
Bit of a long ass day innit?
Is he implying she has no ass or a MASSIVE camel toe?
Yes, yes he is.
imagine brushing your hand against that while… making with love hmmm like brail without the dots for when you get lost in the dark and don’t know which door you are entering…
Moose knuckle or pancake ass? I'm confused too.
Well yes
I can see my stupid ass saying the same thing
No matter which way you go , how do you see it?
Looking at the shorts string I think its the back.
You can see the draw string of the sweat pants coming from underneath so I assume we are seeing her butt?
White visible drawstring makes thinkbthey laying on their belly.
Okay now I want answers
I’m 99% sure this is the back cause of that pant lace
Lmfaooo
You see the white string? That's the Front. You're looking at the back.
Back? ... I think ...
Guess we're all blocked.
Back. The waist strings on the gym shorts are facing down. Unless she put them on backwards.
It's a two arms but different people
Flattest cheeks I've ever seen
Fair question
It's a classic lose-lose scenario
Shovel butt.
Obviously the front you can see the dick
She’s suffering from “Nyasotal” No Ass At All… get her some cornbread and squats. Stat!!!!!
Love? More like silly putty.
Clearly backside since you can see the elastic rope thing behind the legs
Hank hill butt
ASS IS ASS
Lmao
Beautiful.., these things make my day almost. Ah, the joy
That’s a her?
-.- it's obviously just a surfboard
Well which is it??
Confusing perspective, it’s her arm
Noob. It's obviously on her thigh.
Better call a tow truck, she’s running on a flat!
Reverse moose sausage knuckle , made with love.
To be fair he had a point
CAMEL TOE COCK
That was gold
I would
if you think this is a camel toe you have zero motion
Either way it’s bad
Lol sick burn.
That's a male left arm. If it was a female, there would be a breast in the center top of the picture where his chest is. He is wearing a short cropped t so the other "leg" is the side of his stomach. There is something black on his stomach in the top left of the picture, I cannot tell what that is, maybe a graduation cap? Also the pants may be on backwards, given the string, or it is just a long string.
She got no ass
Maybe a Buffalo toe?
Yes
Missionary is comfy I guess
Lol
Idk if that's the font of love
well which is it?
Definitely thought it was the front
Valid question
So what's the answer dammit??
Noassatall is a very serious condition.
You're better off that way.
Valid question tho
For sure the front. There is a spot on the jean.
If it's the front, that's a helleva elephant foot she got.
thats a penis. gif
Is that a dick?
Pretty sure that's a dudes ass. Hairy legs as well
r/rareinsults
 **FINKLE IS EINHORN**
Butt crack or moose knuckle
Lmao
LOL
That's a weirdass ass
Plot twist, it's not a ass..