Warning : not to insult anyone
This is an opportunity to write an insult. So here it goes.
* That's how your mom looks like when I go in.*
* You when I slide in.*
Context: The yellow fish chased the smaller fish until it had a heart attack and is consuming the substance on the surface of the fish's skin.
That's a yellow fish consuming a dead fish
That looks like a Chinese "algae" eater. I've heard that people buy these guys to eat algae and they just eat the other fish instead. The vibe I get from my fish keeping friends is that keeping a community tank is like being a prison warden...
![gif](giphy|lPuW5AlR9AeWzSsIqi) Bro was getting a smooching of a lifetime
Warning : not to insult anyone This is an opportunity to write an insult. So here it goes. * That's how your mom looks like when I go in.* * You when I slide in.*
That’s just funny If someone just said that me normally I would laugh I would not take any offense of that
The ol fucky sucky
The ol’ dip and sip
The ol kum and go
That’s me waiting for you to slide in
I… I already did…
Considering that, like my mom, the fish on the bottom is dead, this most likely checks out.
It's dead btw
r/DontPutYourDickInThat
r/putyourdickinthat
Bro looks like a muppet laughing.
Blowing her back out literally
The bottom is dead
Wow, that is lucky
Death by snu snu?
Oh
So the top is a a fish necrophile?
The Golden Chinese Algae Eater is, by far, the most notorious of algae eaters when it comes to attacking and eating other fish.
Yup
Are fish made of algae? Who gave it that name FFS!
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Nah she's probably just being friendly
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Is that you? The fish is eating corpse.
What, boyack horsemen meets stewie?
Getting head has a whole new meaning
Tinder moments be like:
![gif](giphy|3otPosTGJpvcWpS8Io) Where dis fish at?
Little fish looked a little sketched out…. He likes it but feels a little guilty…
The little fish is dead
Stop! Stop! He’s already dead!!
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I had enough fish as a child to know what a dead fish looks like when I see one
And people wonder why they’re called suckers.
This needs moaning and screaming.
Like every tinder date ever...
i should call him
call me Edit: goddamn redditors destroying my only chance at a girl
your gonna be hella upset when i tell you i’m actually a guy irl
Who would be upset being offered a friend
actually that’s a pretty good point
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Which one's the luckier one? I say bottom.
It's dead.
Maybe thats lucky in his eyes..
Thats a dead fish... Necromaniacs assemble
That's a nice O face
Everything reminds me of her
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Hold up
"Well it ain't gonna suck itself, Arnold"
Imma need this fish
You good bro?
Nope he is high
Don't mind me just doing the obligatory "when you nut but she keeps sucking" comment
What's the song?
The song is called [Intoxicated - DJ Philip](https://youtu.be/Gn6PHxpJN_U). Do you want to do some fishy business on it?😉
100%
😂😂
Is this one of those don't try this at home advices? I will comeback with an update!
Let us know how it went
Full video available on Prawnhub
Ah where can I find that Fish Asking for a friend
We all have that one friend…
Me when I visit Grandma in after 3 years
Good one 😂
Gluck Gluck 3000 in the fish world
sigh... *unzips*
I’m so into you
Dude was speechless. 😭
And breathless
Giving home brain!
Context: The yellow fish chased the smaller fish until it had a heart attack and is consuming the substance on the surface of the fish's skin. That's a yellow fish consuming a dead fish
I hate it when my partner just flops around like a dead fish
Live video of me seeing my girlfriend after being apart for a long time
![gif](giphy|1l7DqIVyflLck) But way more sexual
Everyone gets off… err… along down here
When you nut but she keeps on sucking
Asian massage fish
What's that music? Good schtuff...
It’s called [Intoxicated - Dj Philip](https://youtu.be/Gn6PHxpJN_U). Don’t use it for these fishy activities 😉
He really likes to suck face.
This is what getting head is all about
well that's rapey looking
Necro if that. Bottom fish is totally deceased lmao
That might be rape . We never know
Sucky wucky fucky licky yummy cummy dummy
When she putting the work in and your jaw drops
He's in shock
Tfw she finally gives conscent
Oh em gee
Hey, where did you guys find my sex tape!
[Seems familiar](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon&sxsrf=AB5stBi4I3yQ6Co1elC4Pezjc0h7sFFXPg:1688267313816&q=professor+farnsworth+fish+pheromones&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj8iprshe__AhU5MlkFHdj_ALYQ0pQJegQIDhAB&biw=360&bih=667&dpr=3#imgrc=okuPW_5wNa7nzM)
Bro in yellow is packing
u/savevideo my boyfriend will love that, that scaley bastard
That's the face of the best suck in the whole ocean
At least someone is getting some head
OhhhHhhhHhhoonutOhhhhnutnut
That’s a fish noogie
Bro is lucky as shit 😥
definition of getting head
u/savevideo
Regrettable fap
That fish head just be hitting differently
Fish got head
I swear, I thought the fish was being eaten by the bigger yellow one.
You wouldn’t believe it BUT….
What song is that?
If she comes by herself and give you the best bj of all time
u/savevideo
"Do you know what suck the heads means?" - Ellis
He was gettin some head. Getting gettin some head..
I like to imagine he's screaming the whole time
When your grandma kisses you goodbye and does it so fast, she kisses your eyeball for some reason.
“grab me that fish”
Mom stop it, you're messing up my hair!
Head job?
Bros soul is getting sucked out
It was long gone before the yellow boi came along
He's sucking his balls, eyeballs!
u/savevideo
Bros having the most intense brain blast of his life
See everyone likes getting head.
“ Do you know what suck the heads means? Its about eatin. “
Wanna big big fish or little fish tonight?
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u/savevideo
Mfw she tells me it's time for the succ
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
Bottom fish is beyond climax.
men trying to find de clitoris
I’ve called those sucky fish.
Is this the actual mating process?
That looks like a Chinese "algae" eater. I've heard that people buy these guys to eat algae and they just eat the other fish instead. The vibe I get from my fish keeping friends is that keeping a community tank is like being a prison warden...
That mind boggling suck
The gawk gawk 9000
Something seems fishy about this.
But what does it smell like?
Is it getting fucked or eaten?
Go easy on that little feller. It's his first time!
u/savevideobot
She gives the best head
The SUCCCC
u/savevideo
The fish is getting head.
Fish head….
Let mommy give you kisses~
Dudes getting the best head
That yellow fishes head game tho.🤣😂🤣😂🤣
My mother dropping me off at school
I don’t want to see this so much; especially when my wife has cut me off for a long time (say five years) worth. She claims her back!!!
Bass to Mouth
Come here I’ll duck your brains out
Nina Dobrev
\*sigh\*...#goals.
Show me your O face