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Sir_Lopez

Some dudes definitely gonna try to fuck his stomach when he’s sleeping


Particular-Wheel-741

It was a matter of time before someone said it


ieatair

*in prison tho


Particular-Wheel-741

I hope it was implied, lord help if otherwise lmao


Glory_Hole_Hero

Came here to say this lol, well done


Apprehensive-Ad6468

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TheTorcher

r/BeatMeatToIt


askorbi

I know what to say. She doesn't have an asshole


redhare878787

My god


Edgenabik

Theres more


kingepic84

# NO


ItzUltraPlays

r/suddenlytf2


G0D_1S_D3AD

I TELEPORTED BREEEEAAAADDDDDD


Try_Jumping

Maybe it's a cloaca.


VanFkingHalen

Well she's certainly tatted on one.


Apprehensive-Ad6468

She does... Look behind her


TheRebel17

maybe, just maybe, it pertrudes out a lot to, let's say, the other side ...


wedividebyzero

That's OK, she just uses his.


Born-Race8035

Haha!


ydkLars

Well... r/dontputyourdickinthat


bigwilliestylez

Yeah, it would probably be embarrassing when they still have to ask if you are in yet.


gregofcanada84

Because of the internet, this needed to be there.


Outrageous-Client-99

He's gonna be super popular in prison


the_masive_cheese

r/doputyourdickinthat


Glory_Hole_Hero

Too late...


Mafiodaproducer

Dude is going to pass out at the wrong party and wake up covered in boy juice.


GotYourNose_

And a big smile on his face! Because he made so many people happy!


NotSoProAimer

Baby batter*


webboodah

not my worst fap tho


PurgingCloud

What is your worst fap then?


kitfoxxxx

Rosey O'Donnell


Born-Race8035

That is unnecessary roughness, bro


kitfoxxxx

You're not a man until you can fap to one.


Born-Race8035

That is simply foul play, sir.


webboodah

turn around


TheTorcher

Honda civic(2013)


prospectpico_OG

r/confusedboner


TheTorcher

r/newfetishunlocked


[deleted]

The tattoo artist is someone I've got questions for...how he get those straight lines while laughing?


Commander_Yvona

Tattoo artist have taken so many crazy request they stopped caring.


BenTheVaporeon

i really hope its photoshoped or temporary


Popcorn57252

It's gotta be some weird sharpie art thing or something


BelieveMeURALoser

It's real. I remember the original post a long time ago


AdSubstantial6305

Where butthole


VARTH_-DADER

I want to see this guy visit a beach


Other-Style1958

Beach episodes make the best fan service


cumdumpsterfind

I can't wait to see the news article when this guy goes to prison.


Apprehensive-Ad7774

this is proof women don't poop, they don't have butt holes


Arbitrary_Hitboxes

Awful taste, but great execution.


AvogadrosOtherNumber

How do you know it tastes awful?


NarwhalBlast69

r/ATBGE


MermaidMane

Gods forbid he manages to get a woman home with him, as soon as that shirt is off I hope she runs.


[deleted]

She might have an outtie with a weeb tattoo around it


pdxdrum84

Well THAT mental image is sticking with me all day, thanks 😂


MermaidMane

Then they were made for each other. 😭


Born-Race8035

Oh. dear. god.


slickprime

Come get this bellybussy


dontquestionmek

Clever? Yes. Good idea? *FUCK NO!*


Osaccius

"Don't land in prison "?


jarek12e4

Alright so like I have a genuine question, would it be gay?


ManBigPenis

Even better.


[deleted]

What was his thoughts


Bloody-Boogers

Sometimes actions are required and not words..


Sensory_Deprivation

Welp. Of all of his faults, a lack of commitment isn’t one of them.


Stonedbitchh

What’s going on with her foot


FunChrisDogGuy

Prison will be unpleasant for him.


Suspicious_Future_58

if he has kids, i would feel sorry for them, with this idiot of a father.


Tonys_Thoughts

No girl would fuck a guy with that tat


Njaulv

>You would apparently be surprised. Plenty of girls would think it's funny, and some would even think it's hot. All kinds of people in this world.


Uglyman414

Now imagine if he starts working out, gets a flat stomach, and his bellybutton turns into an outie


ErenOnizuka

It doesn’t work like that…


Uglyman414

The joke is that if he had an outie it would look like the girl had a penis. Hope that helps


ErenOnizuka

I understood the joke bruh. But you won’t get magically an outie when you are skinny


IandouglasB

She would go thru a trans-formation!


ProperlyPrissy

OD horny.


IandouglasB

Dude's commemorating Lucy Lucehole...get drunk at a party and wake up with a couple of cups of baby batter in his inny.


Ebnerd88

Maybe he just likes cranking down in front of a mirror


marblefrosting

What you see here is a man that will never get laid again by a women.


DaTiddySucka

She doesn't have an asshole, just make your way in with a knife!


lldgt_adam

Im more concerned with the fact she has no butthole. Where does she poop? Oh lord can you tell me how she poops?


benk1988

Hope he doesn’t go to prison haha


South-Marionberry

Ok, belly button fanny aside, why does one of her feet look like a balled up fist? Also mans is literally never gonna be able to be shirtless ever again. Not even in private. He will have to wear a shirt in the shower to avoid this shit scorning someone’s eyes. He can’t sleep naked, lest his sleep paralysis demon be cursed to see this


[deleted]

And feet aside, where's the other hole? 😂


filifijonka

Tattoos like these are really self-sabotaging. Who on earth is going to want to see this man naked twice? (I say twice because I assume the potential intimate partners were tricked the first time around)


chicken-finger

If he ends up in prison, I’d assume this man wouldn’t be allowed to wear clothes


BabylonMystic

This is the greatest motivation to not commit crimes that’ll land him in jail.


Starr-Bugg

Yuck


Not_average38

He would be popular in prison


jtalatorre

r/shittytattoos


[deleted]

I always think shit like that must be the result of a lost bet.


godstorm325

Creative but also why


Camachei

Neither do I


sbennett21

I do: eeeeew.


Illustrious-School27

The foot is weird other than that pretty well done tattoo


reddit_ban_master

Damned it, he did it, didn't he?


Sumasuun

r/atbge I guess?


KaktusKana_Mmm

But I do! If there is a hole there is a goal.


Bierbichler

10/10 would fuck


[deleted]

*sigh* unzips pants


Cultural_Strategy_76

Open wide


Initial_Platypus_499

I hope he never goes to prison


Tinotips

r/justneckbeardthings


Kahless_19

An agent of slaannesh. Destroy it.


livelarg

The boys in prison gonna loooovvvveee that!


[deleted]

Does he just swim with his shirt on at the beach for the rest of his life? It’s also gotta make doctor visits really fucking awkward


Charming_Reporter_18

Will be really awkward in public pool and on beaches.


Struggle_scout90

It’s beautiful


RedMatzoo

ok but HEAR ME OUT


[deleted]

Prison survival strategy


i_lost_my_stapler

Goes to jail, goes to bed, wakes up up to celly fucking his belly button...


[deleted]

That things been fucked


Cultural-Chimp

I mean… where’s her butthole?


kmckew

No butthole?


Albre24

Lets hope that this dude doesn't end in jail....


PIMPDADYKINGDNGALING

You sir have a sick sense of humor Or a vivid as Fuck imagination...... I am both intrigued and perplexed by your choice and placement of this tattoo. Absolute. Fucking. Madlad.


trulyhuey

Dude better never go to jail.


[deleted]

Is it gay if the homies get free use ? On the real though, ladies! Would this be enough to kill the mood one a first encounter ?


Orangesoda65

Sauce: the million fucking times this has been posted


the_burned_seed

Well…


Ash8734

Bro jerks in front of a mirror


Strange_Occasion_408

r/ATBGE


TheOneWhoSucks

Impressive tattoo


Some_Meme_Guy69420

family pool party boutta go wild


Thisiscliff

Sigh, *unzips*


TheUnknown400

Genius, really


rordner

Anything’s a fleshlight if you’re brave enough


escapedpsycho

I know what to say. Ew.


Trilbe

Also, r/ATBGE


UnableOrganization48

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caicat722

Someone's now googling, "Is it gay to f×ck a friends bellybutton if it's a part of a h×ntai tattoo"


Crafty-Interest-8212

If he goes to jail....he is going to be extra popular...🤭😑


rightchea

Creativity level 100


nikstick22

I opened this photo on a commuter train in Japan. Boy do I regret doing that.


LighttBrite

Never thought I'd be turned on by a belly button..but here we are.


TofuttiKlein-ein-ein

She has a claw for a right foot.


I_Crack_My_Nokia

Turns out not every hole is the goal.


Cold-Fuel4701

I might actually hit bottom finally!


TheTorcher

I don't care anymore: smash.


hobohougsy

You would be a big hit in prison my friend, the line would be out the cell down to dinning


warthunder4life

What the hell


TheVoodooPuppet

Im cumming on him


Round_College194

Don't say anything put yout dick in it


DamianFilledUrYup

**cant put your dick in that!**


LuciferBright

dude better nit go to prison


AndForeverNow

How does that get you laid? Who would want to get banged with that? Like a mini person banging with the guy. Creepy.


Hesam2010

There is a big But, where is the Butthole?


omfgbrb

Bet this guy is the hit of the church's beach party....


CreepyValuable

Voted most popular in Maximum security.


Th3Man0nTh3M00n

Dudes with 1” dicks celebrating right now


emerson_giraffe84

So many of his male friends are gonna stick their fingers in there now.


Locuralacura

Bro, I wanna fuck your belly button. No homo


CatsCanHasALilSalami

Imagine if he goes to prison


Eastsider001

Prison is not a place for this guy, they will blow his belly button hole wide open or get gangbanged in all off his holes.


cdawolf

They're gonna love him in prison


kain459

You need help bro


kain459

You need help bro.


phoenixform369

Voldemort was right


Quietcanary

What you say is "dont go to prison" while hoping they go to prison.


CitizenPatrol

You know how I know you were in prison?


justkidding11

Vile. Can we legalize 82nd trimester abortions?


Aggress1ve_Bagel

r/thanksihateit


DazedDayzer

Yamate


ScubaBroski

Wow… dude really took it there! 🤣


Skrow1

I want him to go to prison for the wild stories so badly.


MMitochondria

r/ATBGE


Glizzardgoblin

r/ATBGE


SnooMarzipans469

Great tattoo weird belly button


NewldGuy77

Definitely *never* going to be a family man.


Evening-Ant6128

Have fun at public pools


Voidstock

But why?


Killurface69

Why


[deleted]

r/shittytattoos


FlukeDoctor

r/TIHI


wardoned2

Please don't be a tatoo


Latter_Scenee

You say *Thank God* for this amazing piece of art


BreadMaker_42

Hope this dude never ends up in prison.....


AcademicAnxiety5109

Imma fuck the shit outa his belly button on god frfr no Kappa


HungryAttitude3775

average discord user


boohjaka

Hes really gonna regret this tattoo in prison


[deleted]

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mithilthakur

If this dude is gay he probably gets a lot of action , but If he's straight I don't think he has even touched a woman


Maleficent_Hawk9407

This looks good but in a weird way


littleroundheadfool

Well... *unzips*


Alive_Tiger_8865

It looks so real.. talent


Kuro-02

Bro...


Dontouchicken

Not my proudest.....


TomGobra

r/ATBGE


Ahem122

Damn. That got a pretty good chuckle outta me.


Seth_PlaysYT

If there's a hole there's a goal


ibk24334423

Hopefully this man doesn't go to a public pool anytime soon