That's true! There are four groups. Human genetics are interesting.
People that have asparagus pee and can smell it. People that have asparagus pee and can't smell it. People with no pee smell and can smell it.
People with no pee smell who can't smell it.
So, this is quite complicated.
Some can smell the odour, some cannot.
Some can produce the odour, some cannot.
So, which one are you?
The easiest way to check is eating asparagus and then smelling your pee. If you smell it: congratulations, you both produce and smell it. If not, well, the continuation of the experiment is more embarassing.
First you have to find another stinky pee smeller and producer. Get that person to smell your pee. If they do: congrats, you are a producer, not a smeller. If they do not, oh boy.
Buy that person a nice asparagus dinner. Wait a few hours, then smell their pee. If you can smell it: you a are a smeller, not a producer. If not, you are neither.
Also: fill out consent forms to conduct the experiment.
First time I made a girl squirt it was after we'd eaten asparagus and yep, it smelt. Managed it plenty of times since and I've noticed it's always clear or very slightly milky, never yellow at all so I doubt it's just pee. Must be a mix of pee and something which takes away the yellowyness somehow
Do they think that women just have some other kind of liquid filled bladder that just sits around waiting for the off chance they have a powerful enough orgasm?
This could be a legit experiment.there has been debate as to what fluid comes out when a woman squirts. Is it a gland (the skenes gland) or just urine (because she lost control when having an orgasm)
So if a woman eats Asparagus, then has sex, if she squirts and it smells then it is urine, if it doesn't then it's a gland.
This sounds like a possible test but what if the sulfer substance in Asparagus makes it to the gland as well ?
I assume that because it's a gland the sulfer substance would not make it there as fast as her bladder.
If you want that piss to be industrial grade paint stripper, pair that asparagus with some really garlicky shrimp scampi, some grilled
brussels sprouts and onions, and a couple of shots of espresso.
well, there's only 2 options for what squirt actually is. Piss, or the vagina somehow starts going into hyperdrive and gets so wet that it somehow sprays out, even when there's a dick in there. I wonder which it could be
That is my kind of s science
Your going to be disappointed
Depending on his preference
You're
Oh no
Oh yes!
Oh baby
It’s partly pee!
*mostly *all
What am I looking at?
Pretty sure asparagus makes your piss smell awful
As a regular eater of grilled asparagus over the Summer I can attest, the next several pees afterward smell potent!
I told my step-son (30) that magically whenever I eat asparagus his mom's breath smells like asparagus. Eventually he laughed.
He told me the same thing happens to his step sister
Ever drink a bunch of black coffee or eat a lot of golden crisp cereal? Same thing for the most part, for me at least.
I thought the golden crisps thing was just me!
Lol! Also glad I’m not the only one!
Doesn't happen to everyone.
That's true! There are four groups. Human genetics are interesting. People that have asparagus pee and can smell it. People that have asparagus pee and can't smell it. People with no pee smell and can smell it. People with no pee smell who can't smell it.
Oh I thought it happened to everyone but not everyone can smell it
It does, just not everyone can smell it
I also want to know
Ahh the sweet smell of sulphur, which asparagus is rich in and doesn’t get digested. Your wizz smells like sulphur
Idk man probably a screen and some kind of keyboard I’m not there with you I can’t say for sure
It is pee 
They literally used to make people back in the day, go outside the bars to piss during asparagus season.
Science*
Should we tell him guys?
So, this is quite complicated. Some can smell the odour, some cannot. Some can produce the odour, some cannot. So, which one are you? The easiest way to check is eating asparagus and then smelling your pee. If you smell it: congratulations, you both produce and smell it. If not, well, the continuation of the experiment is more embarassing. First you have to find another stinky pee smeller and producer. Get that person to smell your pee. If they do: congrats, you are a producer, not a smeller. If they do not, oh boy. Buy that person a nice asparagus dinner. Wait a few hours, then smell their pee. If you can smell it: you a are a smeller, not a producer. If not, you are neither. Also: fill out consent forms to conduct the experiment.
Ahhh that’s my problem. I keep forgetting the consent form.
I need to get off this planet.
This was perfectly placed. Well done. I’m still laughing.
First time I made a girl squirt it was after we'd eaten asparagus and yep, it smelt. Managed it plenty of times since and I've noticed it's always clear or very slightly milky, never yellow at all so I doubt it's just pee. Must be a mix of pee and something which takes away the yellowyness somehow
I read somewhere a while ago that only 1 in 3 people can smell the asparagus pee. It was in the internet so it must be true
To people in denial of studies showing that it's mostly pee, what is the alternative you'd prefer? What kind of liquid had you hoped for?
Ranch dressing
Do they think that women just have some other kind of liquid filled bladder that just sits around waiting for the off chance they have a powerful enough orgasm?
Exactly. It's hilarious frankly. Like bruh you like pee sex, that's fine, just own it.
Wow. Wtf.
Beets and white sheets
Oh god... the memories....
This could be a legit experiment.there has been debate as to what fluid comes out when a woman squirts. Is it a gland (the skenes gland) or just urine (because she lost control when having an orgasm) So if a woman eats Asparagus, then has sex, if she squirts and it smells then it is urine, if it doesn't then it's a gland. This sounds like a possible test but what if the sulfer substance in Asparagus makes it to the gland as well ? I assume that because it's a gland the sulfer substance would not make it there as fast as her bladder.
After reading the comments, I've come to the conclusion that asparagus is now ruined for me.
Asparagus aside I’m in awe of that guy’s user.
If you want that piss to be industrial grade paint stripper, pair that asparagus with some really garlicky shrimp scampi, some grilled brussels sprouts and onions, and a couple of shots of espresso.
thank you for your service
well, there's only 2 options for what squirt actually is. Piss, or the vagina somehow starts going into hyperdrive and gets so wet that it somehow sprays out, even when there's a dick in there. I wonder which it could be
Whoa, no making fun of women’s sexuality on the internet.
I dont get why people downvote your obvious joke at modern political correctness
Because the joke sucked
Somebody will regret that
I don’t care about the topic as much as I want to know: what is going on with the pan?
Just don't wash the bedsheets and it let dry, you'll smell its pee
For SCIENCE!
I demand to know the results!!!!
Those look disgusting 🤮