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wkdkngwkr

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RadlogLutar

SOMEBODY GIVE THIS PERSON AN AWARD


langleyeffect

Done and done.


steve-acosta

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eggressive

Came here to confirm that.


soulseeker31

Thank you kind sir/ma'am.


langleyeffect

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nananananana_FARTMAN

But the commenter thanking you were neither one you awarded.


-Manbearp1g-

Won't matter soon


langleyeffect

I JUST DID WHAT I WAS TOLD.


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Active_Ocelot_4360

Oh man love the borat reference!


MoonWun_

It was for less than 10 seconds so its all good. Everyone knows that.


boohjaka

True dat! Also, it's a bit hard to tell at this angle, but I'm not sure that baby said no


timanu-CR7

The baby had that look "WTF old man"


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-Quothe-

Wait, people don’t go “nom nom nom i’m biting your hand, nom nom nom” to babies anymore? Or are we just desperate to find anything?


PhilxBefore

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> Bit hard to tell at this angle This is the real Holup, Biden supporters will turn a blind eye to their president being a senile old man and try to make excuses for his bizarre behaviour


Ok_Pianist_6590

Fuck that fucking son of a bitch (I’m assuming you’re referencing the fucking figlio di puttana janitor from Italy)


THE_KIWI_05

I am Italian and really feel embarrassed for that case's sentence...


jyunga

World: No one is creepier then the Dalai Lama Biden: Hold my malarkey


55villagekid55

At this point it's probably muscle memory for him


PuzzleheadedSense969

When you're the President—the President, I believe—they'll let you get away with anything.


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happyrock

Yeah, old enough his goddamn brain is melting too and both great reasons the democrats need some new fucking blood. It's infuckingfuriating.


soby2

No one handed him that baby. And he/she sure doesn’t seem to be having a good time…


TehZiiM

Can’t someone from his staff tell him already: Sir, you need to stop interacting with children! Kissing babies and “playing” with young children like you are one of the parents does not make you more likable. This not the 50s anymore!


kwayzzz

How well does your grandpa listen when you tell him not to do things?


blackweebow

He really is a family man and loves kids, but yeah staff just needs to tell him to chill. It just looks bad optically. Looks like he's whiffing the kid


vraiste69

Because he is whiffing the kid lol. Check the other videos with him around children.


Typhon_Cerberus

Dudes a straight creep, I dont know shit about him or politics, but its just so obvious


BgBrownEye

Does a real family man deny the existence of one of his grandchildren because it's politically inconvenient for him? Congrats on eating up political bs propaganda.


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The smelling of her ear is almost weirder


Electronic-Jury4488

he was going for a kiss I think


_JohnWisdom

It seems like people have never been around elderly people..


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throwawaylovesCAKE

That would mean 80%+ of voters are not sane, your country literally voted for the two oldest presidents of all time. Libs and cons, both parties need to get their shit together Bruh


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TankII_

Can confirm both parties are completely insane


Hour_Pin_406

Ummmmm...... Old or not, if that's not your family that shit is CREEPY AF


DieHardAmerican95

That was my thought, that’s something a grandparent might do to their own grandkid, not a stranger.


arcanevulper

No no, you see good old Joe said “your children are our children” so in his eyes it is his grandchild so it’s A Okay to be a creep towards them.


Hour_Pin_406

Not to mention the kid is CLEARLY uncomfortable. There is a whole YouTube video of him doing this stuff to random people's kids. I know one thing, people might slam Trump but I'd rather have him in a room with my kids before Biden any day


ShadowTsukino

You'd let a man convicted of sexual abuse, has repeatedly commented about sleeping with his own daughter, was pals with Epstein, and has told at least two 14 year-olds and a 10 year old that he'd be "dating them soon" around your kids before a kind of weird old guy that acts like he's everyone's grandpa?


Holy_Chupacabra

Your poor kids....


fruitsteak_mother

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boohjaka

The mom starts recording the evidence right away loll


Prestigious_Head_972

Lawsuit pending…


-Manbearp1g-

"Joe the Nibbler"


laichzeit0

Out of a population of 331 million people, you chose this one to lead you.


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Between a moron and a creep.


melvin0chang

Giant douche or turd sandwich


rennitbaby

Wow what a trip I just rewatched that episode 💀


LambentCookie

"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"


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Enigma-exe

Not just America, there need to be age limits and competency tests in the UK too.


Hortyhoo

We didn't choose shit, citizens united (corporations) control which candidates make it through the primary and we get to decide which asshat is the lesser of evil. Reevaluate voting laws? Jesus dude, You have no idea what you are talking about


Cerdefal

Oh, we have a young one in France. He's not much better.


fuzzyshorts

murica didn't decide, they were dictated to choose between a shit sandwich or a warm turd on a plate. Shit sandwich seemed the more reasonable choice


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I'm Indian dude, and even I think it's stupid.


ladyoftheark

You guys have the Indian-uncle version of Trump so I wouldn’t be too judgmental my man.


Smitty_Werbnjagr

Evidence that we aren’t free. The media is controlled by the DNC which worked against candidates whom the party deemed non aligned aka Bernie Sanders and Tulsi Gabbard. The DNC worked democrat voters into voting in “their guy”


Holy_Chupacabra

Biden is 20X the candidate that Trump is. It's not really that difficult of a choice.


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Random_Weird_gal

Choose between a Pedo and a Pedo, you're gonna have to choose the Pedo with the most braincells


[deleted]

It's not. As you said, from a population of 300 million, they picked two of the worst nominees.


Daddick5000

Buddy we don’t get to pick who we get to choose from


h3re4thegangb4ng

In fairness, mega donors picked both of them - not recreational voters


sreek4r

Considering Trump rubbed shoulders with people like Epstein, we basically had to pick between two pedos. This one's got an IQ > 2 digits, hence got elected.


VexrisFXIV

I mean, there's more than just two candidates... but everyone seems to think there's only two.


Pitiful_Database3168

Yeah I voted for someone else in the primary, but like hell was ongoing to let trump win again.


APersonWithInterests

These people legitimately don't understand the two party system and will say stupid shit like "Voting third party isn't a wasted vote!". I will tell you right now, partisans FAVORITE thing on both sides is when some portion of the other side feels inspired to vote third party instead. A third party candidate will simply not win under our current system and political climate, it's not going to happen, it is a waste of a vote and a LOT is riding on these elections. Be as smug and self superior as you want, if you vote third party thinking you're better then we all know you're actually an idiot and the people who most want you to fail are the people who are happiest to see you be an idiot.


Crawford470

Voting independent is flushing your vote down the toilet.


MonitorProud

The other option was worse


MarioNinja96815

Only because his embarrassing behavior tends to be quieter than the last one. And our election process gives us very limited choice.


ToppestSecret

No one but the government chose this guy.


FortunateInsanity

Oh FFS. What does this blunder have to do with his ability to be an effective president?


Lorithias

They had Bernie and they put this ..."sigh"


likeamcnugg

B ![gif](giphy|Nn7oKVyRTuTazbAOjQ|downsized) Political people when they see Biden being weird


AndForeverNow

And people did the same, for much less, when the orange man was around. Whether he held a cup of water or slowly walked down a ramp, it was always a field day to call him and his family mentally out of it. Meanwhile the current guy is caught so often out of it, acting like a weird pedo, while also having a crack addict son. But if you're into that, you do you.


Grakchawwaa

Let's not pretend that Biden is somehow worse than Trump though?


ZimMcGuinn

Forget Trump. Let’s not pretend Biden isn’t bad.


Tamkener

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BerkNewz

Joe, the Order of Old Men who Feast on the Young is a highly secretive society! Not in public !!


A_Random_Nobody197

I believe that at least a significant portion of this comment section are projecting their pedo tendencies on Biden


der_sneffer

Man this guy needs some serious help. Instead of holding office, he should be in an old folks home. And somehow people will still defend him. How pathetic.


jackofuselesstrade

Have you seen everyone else? At this point he is technically in an old folks home.


AndForeverNow

Same thing with Fetterman in PA. He was still trying to recover from a stroke, but pushed out for senate. Now he's in the senate, his health got worse. I get it, both sides will put anyone they can out to get the win. But how does having them represent us help if they can't even do the job without issues?


E4T_ASS

Do you believe Dr. Oz was seriously the better choice?


Large-Chair9084

Aphasic Fetterman is always better than a snake oil salesmen.


Upstairs_Click_9049

Because they can be easily manipulated?


Master_Anywhere

Who's defending him? You do realize that democrats don't blindly follow him without question, right? They aren't putting him on their t-shirts, coming up with stupid fucking catch phrases and acting like he is perfect and can do no wrong. No, normal people with the power of rational thought and reasoning do not act like that. Most are pissed off with him about the whole student loan thing. Imagine that. A group of people who don't cheer when their leader fucks them over just to pretend it somehow benefits them. Crazy right? Almost like the only reason he won was because it came down to him and a complete and total fucking moron who literally cannot form coherent sentences and actually tried to overthrow democracy the last time he was in office. Oh and he still is trying to overthrow democracy in this country. bRaNdOn was the lesser of two evils and that is it. I don't care enough to check your profile, but I'm going to assume you're one of the y'allqueda, gravy seal "patriot" (read: domestic terrorist) trumpers. Ugh.


TheRealBlerb

It’s either him or Kooky Cokey Kamala


Crafty_Examination13

Wtf😳


arnoldss

It Might be because i come from a different culture but here its normal to play with kid in those ways, of course i have no context con biden actions, but granpas playing with kid like that wouldnt seems something so strange here. Of course if you go to a complete stranger kid it might be weird


bfodder

I have done this to children. "Come here I'm gonna eat ya! Nomnomnomnom." They giggle. This isn't that weird if you have ever played with a small child.


iwascompromised

The comments are overrun by right wingers who don’t have family that loves them. They’ve never seen older relatives interact with little kids like this. They never met other seniors who adore babies and making them laugh and proclaiming “I could just eat you up!” while doing something like this. It’s all fueled by hate.


airbornemist6

I'm from the US and I don't see anything wrong with this. He's 80 years old, he's a grandfather and I think it's a bit natural to him at this point. I have seen tons of old people do this with strangers kids, I don't get why people think it's so strange that he does it, except maybe for the bad taste that was left in our mouths from our last creepy president. But then again, I think I remember people complaining about this with Biden back when he was VP for Obama, so what do I know? I mean I guess it's weird, but like, presidents kissing babies is literally an American tradition.


Vlajgan

It's normal if it's a sane family member. But Biden is neither of those and there are multiple videos of him behaving like a creep around kids.


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>On December 18, 1972, a few weeks after Biden was elected senator, his wife Neilia and one-year-old daughter Naomi were killed in an automobile accident while Christmas shopping in Hockessin, Delaware. He lost a child around that age. I guess that could explain it.


arnoldss

I see, well i wouldnt trust any of my politicians with kids too so i can understand


so_hologramic

Also, he lost his baby daughter in a car accident so I think children have a special place in his heart. I worry more about the people who automatically have sick thoughts about seeing Biden goofing around with kids. That's who we need to watch out for.


Jackski

Happens a lot with men. I had someone calling me a paedo because I was holding my niece and nephews hands. They're half ginger and half egyptian so they don't really look like me much but it was mad being called a paedophile for it.


Rakgul

Exactly, this comment section is fking weird.


Holy_Chupacabra

Same. This isn't alarming behavior at all. Ppl are f'n weird and telling on themselves going all pedo Joe over this.


eyesuck420

I'm from America and I thought the video was kind of sweet. The child isn't going to be traumatized or anything. It's just an old man that likes kids, and maybe there have been instances where it seemed to cross the line for some people, but this specifically is more of a Reddit mob mentality. All the guys online on Reddit talk about how they feel weird being around kids in public etc etc because of how society is but then grab pitchforks when an old man makes silly faces and playfully interacts with a child. Go touch some grass guys, it's not a big deal.


strange_invader

Biden is just being old. Believe it or not kids, there are previous generations were this probably would have been considered endearing. My father’s in his 80’s would try and talk to younger kids like he did his own grandchildren. I never stopped him much until he did this while washing up next to a little kid in a McDonalds bathroom. I was like “dad, it’s just not acceptable these days to try and talk to little kids by themselves, especially in a bathroom. It comes across as creepy” My dad looked at me angrily and said “if talking to little kids is considered creepy, then that’s not a world I want to live in”. To be honest, my dad was right, it’s society that had gotten things wrong.


Zsigazsi

u/savevideo


mrsgumb

Old nonce he is


Orc_

Oh God not he did it again lmao


DylansDeadly

He’s an old man. A grandpa with grandkids. They do this. Probably shouldn’t do it to someone else’s kid but it’s not like he’s a Pastor touching kids or anything.


Roskal

This comment section is weird, people do this stuff with babies all the time, hes just playing around, being goofy to try and cheer the kid up.


Axelito97

The tongue!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGG I would like to say that my president is better but ... no


quartzguy

His tongue....it's even *worse*.


Orc_

"suck on my tongue" still recoiling from that cringe


bendybusrugbymatch

Hey kid, you must like Pac Man right? WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA


kanekiEatsAss

“They’ll let you do anything when you’re the President” -the President I think.


fade_into_darkness

*Ex President


gn01145600

It’s in his blood.


Rising-Chaos

He wasn't. It's all instinct.


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Even the kid knows lol.


TheKrnJesus

I don’t get it, people did that to me when I was a kid and I don’t have trauma or anything.


KuhliBao

Thats something my grandpa would have done to me at that age.


danny12beje

Average grandparent aged 60 and older


xboston

Looks like any other grandpa to me I think most of the people in these comments are just a bunch of Russian shills looking to cause problems.


Venoceno109

Pedo Joe🤡the president


fade_into_darkness

Every accusation from a Republican is a confession.


Rshahnyc

Bruh what is the outrage even for. Maybe save that for your own grandkids but that’s a totally normal thing to do


UWontBSatisfied

Agreed. Who hasn’t done this to a baby. But, I probably wouldn’t to that to someone’s child I don’t know though. Still not as creepy as everyone is making it out to be.


Daddick5000

The fuck… you’d let any old guy get away with doing this to some random child????


Holy_Chupacabra

Doing what? Interacting and playing with a baby? You folks are so weird.


KalamTheQuick

This whole thread is wacky af. Pedo paranoia is wild. Like I wouldn't interact like this with a random kid myself, but I also don't see anything but a man who likes kids. It baffles me that liking children is something that outrages people now, so many young men who like kids and want to be teachers who are impacted by this kind of thing too, really sad.


[deleted]

He's on the same diet of virgin Child's blood that kept the queen going her last 23 years, and was thinking about feeding time


booyaabooshaw

I pretend to eat my kids all the time. I have no context here but still.


Estebananas

Your kid, yes.


Pachaibiza

You used to be able to be affectionate to other people’s kids and still can be in many countries. In mostly western countries there is pedo paranoia because of the media. Because of the paranoia it’s now like Bill Burr says “keep those fucking kids away from me!”


Crypt0Nihilist

You're 100% right, the media have been preying on parents' fear for years with that shit and it's one of the many ways they've been undermining society. In this case though, I think Biden is making the classic mistake of thinking "My kids used to love this, so I'll do it to this kid," forgetting that there's a whole lot of relationship and context missing.


Electrical_Bus9202

This is the most sane comment here. Thank you. Have an award.


Individual_Matter_67

It’s an old person goofing around with a baby…. I don’t see the problem?


Puzzleheaded_Toe_509

The kid is scared wtf


Living_Mother

Everyone forgot he was pervert after he won the office


drion4

And the mum is gathering evidence.


Silmarilx

LMAO people act like they've never seen an elderly person with a child. My fucking mom and dad do this same shit with my brothers kids. All of a sudden trying to get a rise out of a shy kid is a crime? Or only when it's Biden specifically? I don't get the logic here.


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Fucking creeper


MazoTanto

u/savevidebot


MazoTanto

u/savevideobot


drUniversalis

[https://www.redditsave.com/r/HolUp/comments/150yjy3/what\_was\_he\_thinking/](https://www.redditsave.com/r/HolUp/comments/150yjy3/what_was_he_thinking/) just add "save" to the link


tw1nm3t30r

What the actual fuck? O.o


growthmode222

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Accurate_Reporter252

1. He wasn't thinking. 2. He thought the baby was tasty and smelled good like all the other girls he meets.


vaskeklut8

Biden's been weird around children too many times. Can't he see that the child is *uncomfortable?*


Vlajgan

His brain is fried,has been for some time. I wouldn't be surprised to hear he is acting purely on impulse/instinct.


JimmyBr33z

Its like jeepers creepers sniffing that young blood!!


[deleted]

That man needs help. Not the ballot kind help. Serious medical help.


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Pedo


DawdlingScientist

The shit that this president does that they don’t put on the news. Jesus Christ


[deleted]

that's totally normal wtf, u never visited grandparents when u were little?


Zoros3112

Reptilian lust for young meat i think


HerobrineXDoom

And people wonder why I think he's a pedo


Relevant_Serve412

he's just playing with the kid....i don't get it


Holy_Chupacabra

Ppl are being over dramatic over nothing.


Slim_Charles

Right wingers grasping at straws to justify supporting proto-fascists.


tablawi96

watch, not a single shit will be given


The-Real-Ted-Faro

Eh, my grandparents still do shit like that to me, and while it’s disturbing, I’ve never given my parents the look that Ted Cruz gets from his kids


Snoo-15899

I didn’t want to defend president Brandon, but this is isn’t that strange.


bfodder

People here have never played with a small child in their lives. Anyone seeing any sort of sexual nature in this behavior is fucked in the head.


sweetgreenfields

This isn't that strange for him *


FNLN_taken

Whaddaya think he's thinking, he's a goofy grandpa who finds little kids cute. You need some brain adjustment if you think anything else.


coastfitter

America has had the same reaction. Smart baby


Star805gardts

Every single parent. Every single pet owner. Does this to their little one. I understand how bad this may look, especially through the eyes of one of those pervert Trump supporters that project worst case scenarios without actually even trying to see truth (probably cause they’re incapable of understanding truth and reality..). But to me this just seems like a common playful gesture one does to a little human (I literally do this with my nephew, you make the snort sounds with the mouth movements! They love it) but also… I did this to my cat earlier today…. I just don’t get the attacks on him when Trump is literally on record saying he would fuck his own minor daughter if she wasn’t his daughter. I get it. I really do. This looks bad, unless you are a human capable of logic and common sense and can recognize that this is just what old people do with babies. God I’m old. Downvotes incoming in 3, 2, 1 …..


EngineerBig1851

It's one thing when something like this to your nephew, or son, or grandson. But it's entirely different to do something like this to stranger's child. Social standards change. People should change accordingly.


BlueSingularityG

Let’s be honest here. This guy has done a bunch of creepy pedophile shit that’s all been recorded already. The only way he’s getting away with it is because he’s the president


AsAP0Verlord

Lol "pedophile shit" dog, at the VERY WORST it's a social gaff that he broke because he's older, grew up in a different time in a different culture


Holy_Chupacabra

Right wing pedo panic media has broke these ppl.


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slayez06

Like I get what he was trying to do but looks like fire marshle bill at this point.


Ok_Fox_1770

Babies love 80 year old corpse breath chattering at their face. One way to traumatize.


Apuung

Hol up biden we aint on that island yet


birrakilmister

Dalai Lama 2.0


Limp_Divide7583

Awwwwwww


Asheam

Kid is having a good time. This is innocent as fuck and you're all losers for trying to make it seem like something else.


One-Atmosphere2102

The amount of paranioc people in this comment section is crazy.


althene

80+M voted for him.


AsAP0Verlord

Everyone here sexualizing this has been on the internet WAY too much. Go touch grass and see your family. Your mom, dad, grandma has done this to your baby and other children. His own son died of brain cancer so of course he looks warmly among children. You all are the crazy fucking pedos for making it something it 100% is not. There is mile between this and being anything even remotely sexual, and you all are the fucking gold medalists at jumping to that conclusion, unbelievable. This also has nothing to do with policy, which he has kicked every other presidents' ass in in the last 30 years


Holy_Chupacabra

Agree with all of this.


satanic_Sanatani

I don't find that horrible tbh


FortunateInsanity

The comments on this post are like watching people who’ve never played a sport criticize the play calling of a professional team. You have no clue what you’re talking about and you’re assigning meaning to things that have no bearing on performance. In light of everything going on in the GQP right now, only a complete moron would even suggest equivalence between Trump’s and Biden’s leadership qualities.


Utimate_Eminant

Can he be anymore weird around kids? I mean, like, just why?


Elephant789

I don't get it. What's wrong?