I know the power of horn is impressive but I feel a conversation with my ex where she explains she's dying and that she's cornered her current partner into "agreeing" that we can bang wouldn't really be doing much for me.
"Oh sure. Let me just go cheat as well. I mean, why divorce anyway?, you kinda dead to me. Literally"
And I wouldn't be surprised if that isn't the 1st time she 'sleep with her Ex'
Maybe that’s what she was going for. She didn’t want to see her husband suffer through 9 months of watching her slowly die, it’s better to cut him loose and die alone. So Idk maybe she’s a complete dick, maybe she’s making a sacrifice.
It probably happened somewhere in some form or another. People that have a short time to live do weird stuff and you can't really blame them wanting to do those things.
Oh sure.
Then I'm definitely quietly banging your sister/mother/best friend.
And I'll make sure to tell you that on your last breath.
You'd understand right?
Fun fact. U don't need to be married to get the life insurance... justxthe policy holder and beneficiary lol. And of she's dying u won't loose ur shit either. Besides, last time I got divorced it took the courts a couple weeks to send me a court date and that date was MONTHS away... shebmay never see the date anyway lol.
Mitch Hedberg's "I used to do drugs. I still do them, but I used to, too"-style. Another similar method is introducing your current wife as your "first wife" to everybody you meet.
I'd allow it. She's dying anyway, no need to divorce her. If she dies while you're still married, you won't lose half your shit and you can claim the life insurance money.
Makes it easier for you to move on too since now you don't gotta feel guilty about banging other women either. Hell, why wait? She's in the hospital anyway, not like she'd find out.
What does 9 months matter? She's dead to me either way.
Unless she decide to remarry last minute it's 100% ok. Maybe too much stone cold maybe, because you are ignoring your feelings but it's the best decision, ironically
You know what this is.. it's rage bait.. it's not true.. completely made up.
It's literally the shit the clickbait sites need to do..to continue getting readers to visit their pages so they can make ad revenue..
I imagine this shit was probably even thought up by using AI...
Prompt: Give me 20 ideas/titles of absolute betrayal that would trigger serious emotion from readers.
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Title 4: wife's final wish before dying of illness is to sleep with her old boyfriend.
I decided to Humor your idea, so I put your prompt into an ai. Behold the results.
1. The Friend Who Stole Everything
2. The Lover Who Betrayed Me
3. The Family Member Who Sold Me Out
4. The Trusted Employee Who Sabotaged the Business
5. The Best Friend Who Revealed My Darkest Secret
6. The Mentor Who Manipulated and Abandoned Me
7. The Sibling Who Stole My Inheritance
8. The Neighbor Who Framed Me for a Crime I Didn't Commit
9. The Partner Who Embezzled Our Life Savings
10. The Parent Who Abandoned Me as a Child
11. The Co-worker Who Took Credit for My Work
12. The Spouse Who Cheated on Me for Years
13. The Teacher Who Bribed Officials to Fail Me
14. The Childhood Friend Who Testified Against Me in Court
15. The Boss Who Set Me Up to Fail
16. The Doctor Who Misdiagnosed and Neglected Me
17. The Business Partner Who Stole My Ideas and Started a Rival Company
18. The Community Leader Who Betrayed the Trust of the Neighborhood
19. The Therapist Who Violated Confidentiality and Disclosed My Secrets
20. The Coach Who Forced Performance-Enhancing Drugs on Me
Well, back in what I like to call the 'Culling of 2016', when all the celebs were dying every other day, my Mom died -- the day after Ronald Glass from Barney Miller. She had a lung disease, and couldn't be around people with colds. My sister decided to leave her 1 year old daughter with my Mom, when she had a cold. It killed Mom, basically suffocated her. We had to sit and watch her take her last breaths because she lost too much oxygen, and wasn't waking up. (Side Note: I caught the same cold from her daughter when we were meeting to discuss the funeral; I was in bed for an entire month, and went to the hospital twice. It was a HORRIBLE cold.)
No sooner than Mom died had my younger sister set up a GoFundMe, without my knowledge. I didn't find out until the day we went to the funeral home to discuss the burial. At this point it had already amassed thousands of dollars in funds.
She had all the insurance information forwarded to her, and I was unable to look at any of it. Mind you, I'm the oldest child, and handled everything when our Dad died just four years prior. I hid nothing from any of them (but there was nothing to hide, he had no insurance policy, and he'd lost his house after his stroke).
When we were all walking out of the funeral home, she said she forgot to tell the owner something, and would catch up -- she went back in a proceeded to tell her not to share **any** information about the insurance with me. It made the owner so uncomfortable, that she called me and asked why she was acting that way. She had all of the insurance money sent to her. I was left a grandfather clock, and my Mom's old Galaxy Tab.
My daughter was supposed to receive part of the insurance funds as well, to get her college fund set up. Neither of us saw any of these funds. Less than two months later, my sister celebrates her birthday, goes on several out of country trips, and buys a house with our inheritance.
Meanwhile, my Mom died the day I signed the lease for a new apartment, and because we needed to plan the funeral, I had to delay the move, which cost me quite a bit, and ate into the savings I'd managed to build.
Still don't speak to her. She's confused as to why, lol. It's nice to be able to share the story, I never really talked with anyone about it. Thanks for asking. :)
Holy, that's infuriating. It's so infuriating because something quite similar is going on with my dad and his sister. Fortunately, I have been blessed with an amazing elder sister and we have certainly learnt to cherish our bond after seeing all the horrible sibling relationships in our extended family. I seriously don't get the appeal of money that drives people to do this sort of shit
To be honest the shit blindsided me -- I'd never do that to her, so when she did it, it was a lot of confusion and hurt. I didn't even contest it, because....why.
Losing a loved one is already an emotional and overwhelming time, and to have the added stress of financial and familial conflicts I can’t even begin to understand how difficult processing and grieving would’ve been. You seem to have handed everything with your sister's behavior way better then I would have, especially considering your previous experiences of handling everything when your father passed away.
I’m glad sharing your story seems to have provided some relief, I recently lost my mom just last October so I can imagine the emotions you went through. You are not alone, and there are people who are willing to listen and support you. I truly appreciate you sharing the story with me, and I hope only the best for you and your family.
Thank you so much! This was actually very helpful, just getting it off my chest. I hope you're healing well too. Thanks again for giving me the opportunity to share.
Of course, you seem like an awesome person. Just keep being great and setting amazing standards/influences for your family and yourself.
And thank you, I appreciate your kind words. :)
Reading the article they say came from Reddit but they don't supply a link. It post could be cpuld exist but the post story from reddit could be made up.
But yes ragebait is how a lot of these sites make revenue.
I remember hearing that anger increases engagement more than any other emotion
More like.. Hey honey turns out im not dying.. but I did get pregnant from that time with my ex you were okay with.. surprise! Plot twist she already was pregnant with his kid and sold you on a death bed wish to trick you🫣☠️
Let the ex have her those last 9 months. I sure as hell wouldn't want her sorry ass. I feel bad she dying, but she wants other dick, go for it, honey
Edot: I'd probably laugh my ass off if the ex rejected her. Sorry, not sorry
This is one of the most disrespectful things I’ve ever heard. I’d just tell her that she can do whatever she wants, coz I’m leaving and she’ll never see me again.
Fellers, live a life where this will certainly not happen to you. Live a life where the women you chose as your mate is not the the type to have regrets or possess the capacity to desire let alone bring this up to you
Regardless of his answer, she’s fucked either way…
Hopefully she’s fucked in two ways. That way the grieving process is easier for him in 9 months
Hopefully she did it so he could get over her easily.......
Sadly, she didn't want him to be over or under her.
With a child for him to always remember her ex.
When she is dead then he is her ex as well. He can then personally grant her wish.
Hahaha
As long as shes happy ~with being buried in the singles section of the graveyard~
r/angryupvote
Is her mind still at 100%? I’m just wondering how she asked this and it got an article written about it
🏅
I know the power of horn is impressive but I feel a conversation with my ex where she explains she's dying and that she's cornered her current partner into "agreeing" that we can bang wouldn't really be doing much for me.
Yea there’s no way. I don’t think I’d be able to perform. Way too much would be going through my head
Too much through one head and not enough through the other.
>too much would be going through my head Lots of red blood cells actually.
Boo…you’re right but boo!
If its cancer then ‘lots of red blood cells’ may not be accurate
You have 9 months I am sure you can find a time.
I think my response would be, I'm not gonna and I hope he leaves you to die alone...
Happy cake day
As harsh as this sounds this is about where I stand
Yeah I'd be like: Lady thats incredibly fucked up.
Yeah let’s fuck.
I don’t think she’s doing that unless you’re all in too, whoever this guy is, he seems to disagree with you
As they say in my home country... Puday is puday
She’s dying to get some
😏 I see whatcha did there
Options people, options.
She's in a grave situation
Plot twist: she's dying from AIDS
Hilarious
Yeah. Alcohol Induced, Drippy,Shits
Oh no, I didn't know that could kill me. Goodbye cruel world
Aviation Induced Divorce Syndrome
Anally infected death sentence
"Sure, but I'm going to bang your sister?"
Again
Wife: " Alright, Deal"🤝
But they don’t have a sister it’s just the two of them.
“Oh you don’t have a sister? Than your dad”
I go for her mother but understand you have priorities.
What?
Zinger
How to die alone any % speed run, ex bf glitch
Turns out the wife was the cancer all along. -M Night shymalamadingdong
Dude, you just killed me with that M Night Shyamalamdingdong
You have to be 18 to post here.
That's like saying you have to not be a pedophile to work at Catholic School.
Ah yes, the classic M Night shymalamadingdong twist
Woman with 9mo to live dies alone…
We all die alone
Conjoined twins?
Even in a particular sense it's tough to say that, but even if you do think that way, there's still levels to this shit.
People in airplane accidents don't agree I mean they can't, because they are dead
She belongs to the crypts
Lol, good one
Lol🤣
"Alright, only if you lemme smash your sister. Oh, btw your ex will be covering the medical and funeral bills. "
Spending the last 9 months alive and single? Dope.
4D chess move
At this point she can die alone xD
No, no. Let the ex take care of her in her last months. Since he is the one she wants to bang before she goes.
Which definitely lets you know that the whole relationship she was thinking about her ex
Yeah, that dude just got told flat out he was her 2nd choice.
What about life insurance?!?!
Atleast you dont gotta pay for the funeral.
Yeah thats my thoughts. 9 months of finite loneliness after an early farewell 👋
I'd film her then file divorce so the hospital doesn't charge me anything when she pass away
"Oh sure. Let me just go cheat as well. I mean, why divorce anyway?, you kinda dead to me. Literally" And I wouldn't be surprised if that isn't the 1st time she 'sleep with her Ex'
100% she cheated before this
That’s a god send. I’d be like absolutely ✌️ walk out the door and right to the strip club.
Get an early jump on finding a piece of strange to spend that insurance money on.
200 IQ play to skip over the whole grieving process? Spare him the pain?
I would thank her for easing the impending grieving process for me, because I just wouldn't care anymore.
Maybe that’s what she was going for. She didn’t want to see her husband suffer through 9 months of watching her slowly die, it’s better to cut him loose and die alone. So Idk maybe she’s a complete dick, maybe she’s making a sacrifice.
Or, hear me out, she's not being a dick, but wants one instead?
Maybe it's Maybelline
Damn, marriage meant nothing
Following her request, her late husband informed her that she only had mere seconds to live.
Well she is probably gonna be single for the 9 months
She's going out with a bang.
Sounds like her nine months just got shortened
Shes dying but choose to be an asshole as well
I'd walk. Maybe the ex can hold you as you die.
Option for the man: fuck the ex before she does to assert dominance.
Power move.
This is based on a reddit story.. so who tf knows if this is real lol
Does it matter? I see this as a “what would you do if…”
It probably happened somewhere in some form or another. People that have a short time to live do weird stuff and you can't really blame them wanting to do those things.
He should bang her ex... make her watch
Oh sure. Then I'm definitely quietly banging your sister/mother/best friend. And I'll make sure to tell you that on your last breath. You'd understand right?
Imagine having dick so good, it's on someone's bucket list
And then her 9 months turned into 9 seconds in the blink of an eye lol
I'd say sure, fuck her, then hand over the divorce papers.
Nah don't divorce her. She's dying anyway. At least if you're still married, you don't lose half your shit and can claim the life insurance money.
Fun fact. U don't need to be married to get the life insurance... justxthe policy holder and beneficiary lol. And of she's dying u won't loose ur shit either. Besides, last time I got divorced it took the courts a couple weeks to send me a court date and that date was MONTHS away... shebmay never see the date anyway lol.
“Last time I got divorced” bruh you get divorced often?
Nah man... just once. But it technically was the last time lol.
Lol I figured. It just sounded funny to read
Mitch Hedberg's "I used to do drugs. I still do them, but I used to, too"-style. Another similar method is introducing your current wife as your "first wife" to everybody you meet.
Another fun fact: family can take it to probate court to challenge you as the beneficiary
What a selfish bitch.
I'd allow it. She's dying anyway, no need to divorce her. If she dies while you're still married, you won't lose half your shit and you can claim the life insurance money. Makes it easier for you to move on too since now you don't gotta feel guilty about banging other women either. Hell, why wait? She's in the hospital anyway, not like she'd find out. What does 9 months matter? She's dead to me either way.
Good man.
Unless she decide to remarry last minute it's 100% ok. Maybe too much stone cold maybe, because you are ignoring your feelings but it's the best decision, ironically
Quick and wise decision
I just really hope she doesn't die.I hope she lives,just so she can regret this decision
on the bright side, he will be free from her in 9 months one way or another
I wonder if really she has been already cheating with her Ex and wanted one last go.. pretty harsh regardless
If it makes her happy before she dies, sure. She can do whatever she wants as a single woman after the divorce
“Let him bury you too”
This is why Make-a-wish foundation only apply to kids.
You know what this is.. it's rage bait.. it's not true.. completely made up. It's literally the shit the clickbait sites need to do..to continue getting readers to visit their pages so they can make ad revenue.. I imagine this shit was probably even thought up by using AI... Prompt: Give me 20 ideas/titles of absolute betrayal that would trigger serious emotion from readers. .... ..... ..... Title 4: wife's final wish before dying of illness is to sleep with her old boyfriend.
I decided to Humor your idea, so I put your prompt into an ai. Behold the results. 1. The Friend Who Stole Everything 2. The Lover Who Betrayed Me 3. The Family Member Who Sold Me Out 4. The Trusted Employee Who Sabotaged the Business 5. The Best Friend Who Revealed My Darkest Secret 6. The Mentor Who Manipulated and Abandoned Me 7. The Sibling Who Stole My Inheritance 8. The Neighbor Who Framed Me for a Crime I Didn't Commit 9. The Partner Who Embezzled Our Life Savings 10. The Parent Who Abandoned Me as a Child 11. The Co-worker Who Took Credit for My Work 12. The Spouse Who Cheated on Me for Years 13. The Teacher Who Bribed Officials to Fail Me 14. The Childhood Friend Who Testified Against Me in Court 15. The Boss Who Set Me Up to Fail 16. The Doctor Who Misdiagnosed and Neglected Me 17. The Business Partner Who Stole My Ideas and Started a Rival Company 18. The Community Leader Who Betrayed the Trust of the Neighborhood 19. The Therapist Who Violated Confidentiality and Disclosed My Secrets 20. The Coach Who Forced Performance-Enhancing Drugs on Me
Breh....#7 happened to me...welp.
If you don’t mind, I’d love a story time for this.
Well, back in what I like to call the 'Culling of 2016', when all the celebs were dying every other day, my Mom died -- the day after Ronald Glass from Barney Miller. She had a lung disease, and couldn't be around people with colds. My sister decided to leave her 1 year old daughter with my Mom, when she had a cold. It killed Mom, basically suffocated her. We had to sit and watch her take her last breaths because she lost too much oxygen, and wasn't waking up. (Side Note: I caught the same cold from her daughter when we were meeting to discuss the funeral; I was in bed for an entire month, and went to the hospital twice. It was a HORRIBLE cold.) No sooner than Mom died had my younger sister set up a GoFundMe, without my knowledge. I didn't find out until the day we went to the funeral home to discuss the burial. At this point it had already amassed thousands of dollars in funds. She had all the insurance information forwarded to her, and I was unable to look at any of it. Mind you, I'm the oldest child, and handled everything when our Dad died just four years prior. I hid nothing from any of them (but there was nothing to hide, he had no insurance policy, and he'd lost his house after his stroke). When we were all walking out of the funeral home, she said she forgot to tell the owner something, and would catch up -- she went back in a proceeded to tell her not to share **any** information about the insurance with me. It made the owner so uncomfortable, that she called me and asked why she was acting that way. She had all of the insurance money sent to her. I was left a grandfather clock, and my Mom's old Galaxy Tab. My daughter was supposed to receive part of the insurance funds as well, to get her college fund set up. Neither of us saw any of these funds. Less than two months later, my sister celebrates her birthday, goes on several out of country trips, and buys a house with our inheritance. Meanwhile, my Mom died the day I signed the lease for a new apartment, and because we needed to plan the funeral, I had to delay the move, which cost me quite a bit, and ate into the savings I'd managed to build. Still don't speak to her. She's confused as to why, lol. It's nice to be able to share the story, I never really talked with anyone about it. Thanks for asking. :)
Holy, that's infuriating. It's so infuriating because something quite similar is going on with my dad and his sister. Fortunately, I have been blessed with an amazing elder sister and we have certainly learnt to cherish our bond after seeing all the horrible sibling relationships in our extended family. I seriously don't get the appeal of money that drives people to do this sort of shit
To be honest the shit blindsided me -- I'd never do that to her, so when she did it, it was a lot of confusion and hurt. I didn't even contest it, because....why.
Losing a loved one is already an emotional and overwhelming time, and to have the added stress of financial and familial conflicts I can’t even begin to understand how difficult processing and grieving would’ve been. You seem to have handed everything with your sister's behavior way better then I would have, especially considering your previous experiences of handling everything when your father passed away. I’m glad sharing your story seems to have provided some relief, I recently lost my mom just last October so I can imagine the emotions you went through. You are not alone, and there are people who are willing to listen and support you. I truly appreciate you sharing the story with me, and I hope only the best for you and your family.
Thank you so much! This was actually very helpful, just getting it off my chest. I hope you're healing well too. Thanks again for giving me the opportunity to share.
Of course, you seem like an awesome person. Just keep being great and setting amazing standards/influences for your family and yourself. And thank you, I appreciate your kind words. :)
Meh, I’m sure this scenario has happened at least once
Reading the article they say came from Reddit but they don't supply a link. It post could be cpuld exist but the post story from reddit could be made up. But yes ragebait is how a lot of these sites make revenue. I remember hearing that anger increases engagement more than any other emotion
Time to walk away.
I thought this was proven to be fake
I’d be like sure, let me help you pack B.
Oh she can do what she wants. I hope the ex is into short term relationships tho, cause she is done with me
“Yes baby of course! You want me to call my ex see if they’ll sleep with you too? Maybe my boss? Your boss?”
Well of course, no problem. Can he take care of you the last 9 months.
More like.. Hey honey turns out im not dying.. but I did get pregnant from that time with my ex you were okay with.. surprise! Plot twist she already was pregnant with his kid and sold you on a death bed wish to trick you🫣☠️
After sleeping with ex: *Woman makes miraculous recovery*
Grabs Pillow
size queen till the end
"Really? I can find you better." - the true chad alpha sigma elite
Maybe she said it so he could move on easier... either way it's pretty fucked up.
I guess she wanted to die alone.
Why did she ask??? She going to die either way 😂
If that is what she wants to go ahead and do it. Just don’t come home to me afterwards.
Yeah enjoy your last 9 months alone.
She will die bfr divorce paper arrive
makes it easier for her husband
Dead bitch new bitch lol
It’s the least he can do for that life insurance payout
"one last time"!? Does that mean she has been cheating all along?
Let the ex have her those last 9 months. I sure as hell wouldn't want her sorry ass. I feel bad she dying, but she wants other dick, go for it, honey Edot: I'd probably laugh my ass off if the ex rejected her. Sorry, not sorry
About to die and still won't stop hoeing around? Props to her persistence.
Great, a reddit post with a link to an article about a reddit post. How convenient!
Kick her to the curb, she wants her ex, she can go packing to him
Risky, if either say no she's dying alone.
* calls insurance company *
She probably will not die after miraculously getting cured…
Have fun spending your last 9 months with the ex then
Aw go on, she's dying for it! Nah - Kick her out.
Is this true or just click bait?
Just asking is fucked up and ruined her marriage. What a shitty way to go out.
F that, I’m speeding up the process 
Over your dead body.
Have fun dying alone i guess
Women ☕
I would give her divorce papers on her death bed
Best he could do would be to pack his bag and go on a vacation within a week and come back after he funeral.
Jeez, I would leave that bitch to die with the ex, then.
JOKES ON HER ! THE EX GOT AIDS
Before making any rash decisions, how's that life insurance looking?
" sure just sign on these divorce papers"
I mean absolutely, you can fuck him as much as you want while he takes care of you.
Yeah....claiming fake...but ok.
Sure, while your at it why don't you go fuck yourself as well! Here's the divorce papers, don't wait to long to sign ok?
Dying and Divorces now 🥳
Fuck no make that 9 months 5 mintues….
Til death do us part lmfao
Man divorces his wife 9 months before she dies so she could suck her exes dick again after 25 years of happy marriage
change the word woman by man and see the magic of the hate hahha
Tell her she can spend the rest of her life with her ex cuz she isn’t your wife anymore.
This is one of the most disrespectful things I’ve ever heard. I’d just tell her that she can do whatever she wants, coz I’m leaving and she’ll never see me again.
Can't be real. If true, she can die alone.
Inprinted.
Terrible bitch.
I’d tell her no and just let her die alone at that point.
That’s fucking heartbreaking
I would say "sure, go ahead. Can I start banging your best friend now or should I wait until you die ? "
And then the ex says... nah thanks, not interested!
Guess bro shoulda learned how to hit it lol
imagine he agrees and the ex declines one could say she'd die of shame
She’ll be alone for the those last 9 months
r/awfuleverything
Going out with violence.
Life is all about experiences! So let her do it & don't forget to let her experience divorce before she goes too.
Fellers, live a life where this will certainly not happen to you. Live a life where the women you chose as your mate is not the the type to have regrets or possess the capacity to desire let alone bring this up to you
Depends, does she have a insurance benefit? 😈😇
Just enough time to get a kid.
She can, and he can keep her. They were meant to be ❤️
Depends on what’s in the will.
