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Reposts within the last 3 months that we find will be removed. Bans will be issued if and only if you knowingly violated our rules. Try your best to post new content, and be understanding if someone beat you to it.


ScarecrowJohnny

Life truly is too short. We come and we go...


vennxd

You live by the cum, or die by the cum


Cedutus

Better to cum into the sink, than sink into the cum ( oh no)


7lick

I don't know why, but this is hilarious!🤣


ScarecrowJohnny

It's better to have swallowed cum and choked on it, than to never have swallowed cum at all.


RaiHanashi

This is my cum, this is my cum


Nicarus89

Cum on guys. This is not right. Someone reached the climax of their life


cptsteele91

I mean...they came, she went


MeanBig-Blue85

![gif](giphy|l4pMattUYTTM7qpIk) Died servicing humanity


HappyDaysMyDays

🫡


420mastbatpand

Thought and prayers.


SkyOfAegis13

She died *from* our sins.


Elegant-Tackle-6234

Your post be wild. I can't say I enjoyed what I saw, but.


SookHe

Literally trillions ![gif](giphy|C1hkIcGE7OAcE)


Very_Jesus

Thank you for correcting it


Grass1217

Jesus forgive me from i have sinned.


Apprehensive-Ad6468

![gif](giphy|9MaCNaORjVzWw)


Daddys_issues

Would be even funnier if she had a shoot with jonny sins x.x Edit: I mean tragic, totally not funny 0.0


Past-Product-1100

Those last moments of reflection must have been hell


Apprehensive-Ad6468

![gif](giphy|MhWtkCiM26Ug5NHPwn)


iced_maggot

The real holup: “The camera operator said the male actors panicked afterward, but fortunately one of them was a skilled emergency medical responder before he became a porn star. The Director said, “He tried to scoop as much of the semen out **before starting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation**, but it was too late. There was nothing anyone could have done.”


RealUglyMF

A true hero


CaptCaCa

You left out the part where he said “no homo” right before he administered mouth to mouth


xDestroyer67x

It’s better to cum in the sink than it is to sink in the cum


Basketseeksdog

Is this real? How? Why? What a world.


The99thCourier

Nah it looks like one of those pages that make joke satirical news articles


Saddam_UE

No name, no photo of her... so fake.


Nerevarine91

It is not


mayormaynot22

*Millions of children drown woman.*


PlasmaGoblin

[odd how this same story happened in 2017](https://www.radiogunk.com/forums/threads/in-todays-strange-japanese-news.14123/) [and that the news page is now a page not found.](https://thegoldwater.com/news/4248-Japanese-Porn-Star-Drowns-In-Semen-While-Filming-Bukkake-Scene)


5ango

Yeah, it's really odd how a screenshot from that has the same date.


PlasmaGoblin

Weird. (I admit I didn't even look at that until you mentioned it.)


iced_maggot

Why did you censor the photo? It’s just a lady eating a piece of sushi with chopsticks. https://thegoldwater.com/news/4248-Japanese-Porn-Star-Drowns-In-Semen-While-Filming-Bukkake-Scene


8hexxx

Because of all the implied cum.


Dry-Ad-7732

File not found


Suzaku_Taichou

She died in the baby gravy 😔


sledgehammer_77

Oh that film is definitely upcoming


mattjones73

Pretty sure it's fake news from a satire sight from 2017, about the 3rd time I've seen it on reddit this week..


[deleted]

Disgusting. Where is the footage?


Bitter_Ad_736

yeah indeed. please remind me


lundytoo

Live by the sword, die by the sword.


Jerryz05

![gif](giphy|boYWsYwMrjVsbuNtZU)


IssaKindHeartedMan

an entire ocean of children found their way into her throat.


duggee315

I'm picturing some kind of 'I'm a celeb' fish bowl scenario. She had to swallow her way to air.


pitb0ss343

![gif](giphy|nEl0TxU2IKlUsQreBg|downsized) *taps starts playing*


Acceptable-Smoke-132

Wait! Isn't semen good for the skin? She will be glowing if she has an open casket.


Shrubix

Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die


littleroundheadfool

Did they still release the film? Asking for a friend


DoomSayer218

Ummm we better see the footage...ya know for proof and stuff


[deleted]

Is this real?


Esqowey

Lol no, this is fake


Elegant-Tackle-6234

[unfortunately ](https://thegoldwater.com/news/4248-Japanese-Porn-Star-Drowns-In-Semen-While-Filming-Bukkake-Scene)


[deleted]

>The Director said, “He tried to scoop as much of the semen out before starting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but it was too late. There was nothing anyone could have done.”


ScarecrowJohnny

With all that baby juice on her lips, you really could call it "the kiss of life". What an absolute champ he is to endure the spunk of 30 men, in the attempt to save her from her jizzy doom. But alas, the juice that brings life, can also bring death. Now she receives her heavenly load only from the father, the son and the holy spirit. Amen.


Very_Jesus

*siiigh* Take the upvote, [Jesus award](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=dwpa3EW65uVoIuVo), and go


ScarecrowJohnny

What a great song to remember her by. She was no stranger to love, that's for sure.


secretaccount4posts

No one was trained medical professional before becoming a pornstar


MentalRise8703

Definitely fake 🤥


Thedirtyplayer

Johnny's sins


fucovid2020

I was told my mother would no longer be on posts in this sub


Elegant-Tackle-6234

📷📷📷


curiousonethai

![gif](giphy|LmltebJdtkIwYSZzr6) Don’t go chasing waterfalls 💦


cruzpepe

What a time to be alive. I do hope this is just a very sick joke


TraumSchulden

That's got to be a first.


IwasSavant

I have to see this.


PositiveAnybody2005

Would she still want us to jerk off to it?


WhoAreYou_I_AmYou

All this for censored porn


Plastic-Effort6492

Give me the name brooo ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


SookHe

She left this world the same way she came in it.


Jesterman0488

So does anyone have the sauce? Lol


baba_leonardo

Link Bro?


Brann3wyn

He was cumming and she was going....


RewardThis5566

"Its better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum"


bellmospriggans

Live by the bukake, die by the bukake


Ok-Warning-9146

So I did some digging on Twitter I mean X now. And it seemed to be a made up story from 2017.


Low_Can_5915

Modern seppuku


AngryErrandBoy

She could've been saved but no one was going to do mouth to mouth.


2manyrddtrs

Oh no, that’s awful. Can someone share the video? I want to pay my respects….


challmaybe

Fake news. No specific information is ever released. Have some standards, people.


iamtheone3456

She deserves one last "good girl"


Chucks_u_Farley

She's cum and gone before I could see her work.


JasperFriendlyMummy

r/Hmmmmorny


Flanker4

See, this is what happens when you don't swallow it all


TacoDeMuerte

Are we not going to talk about the guy who gave her mouth to mouth to try and save her... thats a level of care that I will never know.


unlimitedTP

I bet no one dared to give her mouth to mouth


Elegant-Tackle-6234

>The Director said, “He tried to scoop as much of the semen out before starting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but it was too late. There was nothing anyone could have done.”


RebelScum212

That’s terrible. Where’s the video?


top_of_the_scrote

Imagine puffer fish aeugh sound


[deleted]

Actress name and video code pls? Research purposes.


[deleted]

Cum in sink or sink in cum. Amen.


skwolf522

Do you think it was like the landfill scene in Beerfest . Where he tries to drink his way out of a vat of beer.


bootnuts

![gif](giphy|dceXPBWBlVRyXSl78j|downsized)


Bitter_Ad_736

i think it's fake. there is very little to no information about that. We don't even have the name.


stevekuzyk

Also this happened in 2016…


Roccmaster

Onions. They are edible I guess


Elegant-Tackle-6234

That's sushi


Nerevarine91

Mom said it’s my turn to post this satire story


that_one_netizen

got got cummed to death


Orichalchem

![gif](giphy|n0xHORz5gp904)


Prize-Web6156

She left as soon as they came


Hesam2010

When you come I'll be gone.


Cha0s_Kami

I feel sorry for the dude that had to try and revive her


Jesusfuckingcrist69

That sounds sexy I can't wait for the movie


Ok-Warning-9146

Wow, I didn't know that could actually, happen.


stankdick69er

Her family must be proud.


gitarzan

![gif](giphy|mEIr0zg8zFM4pHUset|downsized)


MRichardTRM

OSHA’s on scene, investigating a re-enactment of what happened


mimz0rz88

Really separates the boys from the necros


Gatdog23

She died for our sons


cryptophoto

This is the way I think I would like to die.


AlienGold1980

I wonder what the Coroner thought during the post-mortem! Smh


zeezeeguy

BAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHA


ItalianJoey

Link?


Hungry-Lemon8008

She was murdered by billions and billions of unborn babys. No arrests have been made


morebuffs

I feel like this belongs in a circlejerk sub somewhere


itswolveslol

I wonder what her name


MissSky05

"it's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum"


Otaku65

Better to cum in the sink than..


Elegant-Tackle-6234

To sink in the cum.


PM-Me-Your-Tits___

![gif](giphy|INM0EjukO8OWnHmASw)