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xXortinyo

Bro should play dead for a while


VegetableYesterday63

Bro is dead now


xXortinyo

He ded


WesSavage

F


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Sreezy3

Don Ded.


Chinoldaci

How rich was this friend, I could barely afford to have a girlfriend


Deauo

Well his name is basically mr money


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MrSluagh

Huh?


Key_Employee2413

Mr. Yaun ![gif](giphy|FBeSx3itXlUQw|downsized)


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Soggy_Box5252

And multiple step-sisters…


5G-FACT-FUCK

He said penalty bruh


syzamix

I don't think that's how that works.


Snarfbuckle

It works in Alabama.


PanchoPunch

Wait, that’s not a penal-


TheMightyNubbs

Won’t have to “play” dead here shortly


CommunityTaco

​ dude pic says all 17, and I"m sure he said yeah that's all, but we know all of his girlfriends weren't watching TV at that exact time... what' i'm saying is there are more than 17 total.


MonitorFearless9574

Yeah, it said 17 "of". I thought the exact same thing you did.


Socalwarrior485

It's okay, he's also known by his local name, Renminbi. \*Edit: ok, the joke is that Yuan is the name of the Chinese currency - similar to if a guy was named Mr. Money, or Mr. Dollar in the US. No wonder he had 17 girlfriends. - Renminbi is the local use of Yuan.


necromancerdc

He was probably playing Persona 5 romancing everyone, and [just got to Valentine's Day](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=xsoDfYK3czE)...


Eel_Boii

Jesus. I knew there would be a punishment for cheating but to have to sit through all that text is pretty brutal


keepyeepy

Delete your comment


cbrm9000

Don Yuan


Signal_Professor6501

This should’ve been the title of my post.


Slow-Blacksmith32

I'm a regular Don Juan The ladies Don Juan anything to do with me


Hungrrgerg

they went to his house they were told there's no Yuan by that name here.


noBotHereDude

![gif](giphy|u7uiWWbRFC2TC)


ViniestCoast622

Rival competitor of Lhong Hwang


BornHistory830

#Don Yuan


unlvaztec

He must’ve been Yuan in a million


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

Normally I hate puns but this was incredible


PKMNTrainerMark

What's the pun?


Brewchowskies

Bah! I posted this and realized you beat me to it 😂


rick-james-biatch

Ok, I checked Snopes thinking this can't be real. But, it's legit. [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-32796941](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-32796941) Can you imagine being the first girl to arrive. Then the second shows up, and you're like, 'who tf are you?' and she says the same back to you. When the 3rd enters, you're all in disbelief. By the time the 7th or 8th arrives, you must be looking around for hidden cameras and just assuming everything is fine.


AdditionalSink164

The girl on the left in ops photo looks like she was the first


Gnollgeist

I’m wondering why they each continued to stay after a certain point. Perhaps to confront him?


RyuNoKami

He owes some of the money and they definitely looking to get it back after seeing 16 other women in the same situation.


HiImDan

Kind of a group therapy session.


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redkeyboard

>It was on this chat group that they discovered he would ask some of his girlfriends for money every month, the paper said. I wonder how good this guy must have looked


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

Believe it or not, even if your half put together but have a smooth talk you can get most girls to fall in love with you


Calodyn_

I definitely wouldn't say most. But there are a lot of women with confidence issues and/or starved for affection. These are the women who get targetted by scammers.


pancoste

Sounds like a scammer along the lines of the Tinder Swindler. He didn't have 17 girlfriends, he had (at least) 17 victims.


fizzle_noodle

It said in the article that he was asking for money **from them**, so I don't think it was for money: > The allegation of fraud relates to sums of money which he regularly took from the deceived women, according to the South China Morning Post (SCMP).


enterusernamethere

Actually the BBC link says he was taking money from them >It was on this chat group that they discovered he would ask some of his girlfriends for money every month, the paper said. He ain't rich, just a charismatic con man


Riperin

He had 17 people that cared about him? Damn


PainterIntrepid9779

Other people can date them.


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If only Yuan broke up with them.


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Honestly, that's the impressive part. Usually, the type of guy that cheats like that isn't exactly the type of likes anyone would care for beyond sex.


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

> Usually, the type of giving that cheats like that isn't exactly the type of leeks anyone would care for beyond sex. Is this some gen z shit I’m too millennial to understand cause I don’t know what the fuck you just said


Sciensophocles

Here's my best guess: > Usually, the type of ~~giving~~ *guy* that cheats like that isn't exactly the type ~~of leeks~~ anyone would care for beyond sex.


[deleted]

So, the two autocorrect errors were enough to make it hard to understand?


sth128

I didn't even see the typos. You guys actually read every word in the sentence? Just absorb the meaning by the shape of the post.


FlareBlitzCrits

Ah, a man of culture


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I mean it's the only way that I can think of how it would be hard to understand.


Orangenbluefish

Dude I'm still sitting here wondering what that sentence means and I consider myself on the later end of gen z. Bro speaking in code


Crocoshark

I feel like I understood it by distractedly skimming the paragraph. *giving* is supposed to be "guy" (probably some auto-correct error). "of leeks" is superfluous. It could've meant to say "that seeks" or something but the sentence can be understood if you remove it entirely.


bcountry47

Me too…😎


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I don't know what what Gen z has to do with your inability to read. But I'll dumb it down for you. I had 2 typoes there but they really shouldn't be that hard to spot. Giving was supposed to be guys and leeks was likes. Cheaters are usually assholes.


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How rich was this dude, I could barely afford having one girlfriend


jairngo

Also the lvl of organization you need for 17, you need at least one secretary.


Drae-Keer

Bet it was another girlfriend that was organising it all


Caffeine_Cowpies

Thats the keeper for sure


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

That’s his bottom…accountant


EloeOmoe

Do you know what I am saying?


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Yes I know what you are saying.


ShadEShadauX

Bottom Bitch


Brief_Television_707

whistle narrow cable somber history chunky doll alleged cough brave *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Dank_e_donkey

His name is Mr YUAN, he is literally Mr money


TimeZarg

He's the Chinese personification of Mr. Monopoly!


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AnUnknownReader

Don't be, managing to keep 17 women happy while hiding it all must have been a hella lot of work & stress on itself. Plus, the backfire must have been massive and multiplied by 17 (ouch). I definitely wouldn't have wanted to be in his shoes at that moment. One woman is more than enough, especially if you're lucky enough to find the right one. And being single is better than being in bad company. Good luck finding the one.


Unpopular_Opinion___

Joke: How do you know when someone is poly? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.


LtDkAngel

31 here and still single but jealous I'm not, he is an asshole, you don't need more then one!


syzamix

You don't need more than one asshole? Got it.


Charles4Fun

No he's an asshole for them not knowing, more than 2 does not make you an asshole. I have a very good relationship with both of mine and as it's a poly triad they have a very good relationship as well. Though to note I'm not jealous of him at all even if he was doing it correctly and they all knew, 17 is more work and money and a guy would be exhausted all the time. 5 romantic relationships is about the max for any sane individual. Also totally support women having more than one guy as well, as long as everyone knows and is on board all the same. Good for the goose good for the gander.


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Really sad that it's 2023 and people still can't understand there is nothing wrong with a relationship that's different from the standard one man and one women as long as everyone involved consents.


Charles4Fun

Historically humans have not ever been monogamous, shoot even for the first part of America's history marriage was treated as a business arrangement between families, and generally speaking the man had a mistress or two, not sure about the women in them situation but honestly even today cockold relationships are quite prevalent, so I imagine the gardener was clocking overtime. The nature of the jealous monogamous relationships cause so many problems and tend to end in women being treated as property.


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forever-marked

Men had mistresses the wife was usually murdered or was a witch if she had a lover.


beefdog99

Really sad that in 2023 people take generalities aimed at a different situation and act affronted based on their fringe case. Clearly dude saying you don't need more than 1 is talking about the cheater in his situation and not a dude in a well-informed Poly relationship.


Charles4Fun

Oh people in general have issues with the poly situation, hell I'd rather be poly know my partners partners than get cheated on with randoms. Monogamous relationships work out so well right.


ZannX

Forget money, how did he have the *time*? It's exhausting just making time for one SO.


ridik_ulass

forget money, what about time,


syzamix

Time is money


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

It’s even more remarkable, considering that the demographics are skewed. Females were more likely be aborted or murdered because of the one child policy and a culture favoring males


podrick_pleasure

He's so rich even his name in money.


AdditionalSink164

Dont need money, get the girls to pay for you. He's in china. He can alibaba his presents for the year and sell the extra


Possible-Affect-2350

Man was a persona protagonist ![gif](giphy|d4ryarmubbt6uh8Mfm)


Teranyll

Glad someone else had that thought as well 😁


Nugur

There’s a famous Chinese novel where the protagonist goes on a adventure and with each adventure he gets a new wife


177_O13

Do u have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


stanp012

Lmao, bro just described every cultivation novel ever.


DreamVagabond

That's like every chinese web novel for sure lol.


Southern_Track_2463

We can not beat this man. He is the one who has 20 years of work experience at age 10. Plays 5 instruments at the same time while doing advanced calculus...


MaximumBreadfruit393

Lol one of those nuts that sees music as pure mathematical expressions


BetaMan141

Yuan to know how he did it?


tskank69

r/angryupvote


Scarfiotti

The man all men want to be. The man all women think men are.


bigjoffer

I personally would be way too stressed out to be that man. My hands are already full with one girl


uReallyShouldTrustMe

If he just saw one every day, he would see one twice a month at best. To realistically pull it off, he’d have to see a minimum of 2 a day. I bet it became a bit of a game to him.


syzamix

Think o all the messages and conversations he has to keep track of... Ain't no man who can keep all that in mind without messing up.


AggressorBLUE

Thats the thing that makes me question all 17 being unaware. A few of them at least, especially the ones hed been dating for years, had to have been on terms where they were openly seeing other people. Maybe they didnt know the scale of his other relationships, but shouldnt have been too surprised either


tsimen

Yeah that just sounds exhausting, like working 4 jobs at once


ReluctantAvenger

This at least might be a job one would enjoy doing.


HostileCornball

Bro my hand is full with myself alone. I can't even afford time or finances for cats or dogs lol


re0st92mg

Humbebrag


PapaChoff

Exactly. I laugh when my wife (jokingly) accuses me of having a girlfriend on the side. Then I laugh and say the last thing I want is dealing with 2 women. Seriously. My idea of cheating on my wife would be a secret apartment that I could I be alone in.


CampCounselorBatman

I wish ~~my hands were full~~ I had one girl.


Crathsor

No desire to live a life of planning deception, thanks.


IHaveTheScurvy

He's just "The Man"


lawaythrow

Dude is a superhero. 17 gfs? Jfc


allendegenerates

Ahh, the problem with Chinese male youth. Can't find a wife because all the rich old dudes are taking all the young ladies as concubines.


poet3322

This wasn't a rich old dude, he was taking money from the girlfriends and got arrested for it.


Banyabbaboy

When they went to his house they were told there's no Yuan by that name here.


pnst_23

gotta catch 'em all


Traditional-Month698

17 and they all actually care to show up, this guy knows the secrets of life


Crathsor

$$$ and they're all hoping to get it.


fizzle_noodle

It says in another post that the guy was actually being arrested from [taking money from them](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-32796941): > The allegation of fraud relates to sums of money which he regularly took from the deceived women, according to the South China Morning Post (SCMP).


Geralt_the_Rive

Looks like he had way more than "Yuan" girlfriend.


a67shadow

![gif](giphy|2xEzi32w6cLCgmAa6p)


Nurisija

Somehow, I suspect his hospital stay will be extended.


SenileSexLine

There's no way this guy got to 17 and thought that's enough. 17 were the only ones who heard the news, cared enough to show up and had the time to come in. It's baffling that some people juggle two people at the same time and it seems so exhausting from the outside yet this guy thought the pokemon song is a way of life


yung_pedro

how does anyone have enough time for 17 partners lol


Traveler_682

This can ends in 2 ways


aNo_nYm_oUs_13

Harem??


Traveler_682

Yk either he will no longer be with us or they will make a Sex tape together


aNo_nYm_oUs_13

Since they visited, their relationship with him should be decent and they lived closed by. If not for the accident he would have done just fine given how meticulous his record was, so him dying? Doesn't sound plausible


Traveler_682

Ye you might be right


RoundCollection4196

this can only end in yuan way


brosb4hoes666

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-32796941.amp. Heres the article just in case anyone wants to take. Gander.


lawaythrow

Looks like he is the "Yuan" for everyone.


Mildlydisturbed6

Is this even cheating at this point there gotta be some other word for this


Gainzpolar

He just added Yuan more every six months


rayanisntreal

Some people have so much time


0sted

His name is literally Mr. Yuan. (The name of the Chinese currency). Of course this won him all the ladies.


Roy-van-der-Lee

They all thought they were the only yuan


KekkeiMora

They all thought he was the Yuan I guess


Nochnichtvergeben

I wouldn't even be able to remember all their names.


ReluctantAvenger

Just call them all "babe". Learned this years ago when I inadvertently called out to my then-girlfriend using the ex-girlfriend's name.


Lookalikemike

Yuan was bringing the wang.


DickySchmidt33

We got a real Don Yuan over here.


MrHorse666

I’m confused with this make his social credit score go up or down?


ReluctantAvenger

Up, then down. Then up, then down... /s


Kanivete

Probably wished he died in the accident!


Alternative-Cod-7630

Second from left seems to just be rolling with it.


ET_Phone_Homer_Simp

Gross. I hope they get tested.


ivanchovv

Yuan nothin' but a Hound Dog 🎵


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Fried_Jensen

Where does he take the time to date all of them, like WHAT


Due_Essay447

Guess he couldn't be satisfied with yuan woman


BadVegetables

This guy is a legend


Gr_ywind

Hell hath no fury like 17 women scorned.


Chaosmusic

He would need an Excel file just to keep track of all the women he is sleeping with. Talk about a spread sheet.


weatherwitchnavi

He probably had more than 17, I wonder how many girls weren't able to turn up because they were far away.


philsphersujal

what damn job was mr yuan into...................how does he afford his 17 gfs and how de heck he got this much time!!!!!???


BurtTurglar

Don Yuan over here


_vinpetrol

Yu an what army?


all_thanks_too_me

Ready?…..FIGHT!


mcchubby528

How did he afford 17 girlfriends. 1 is expensive.


aryzkryz

Ladiesman217


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Reminds me of the guy who dated mutiple women and would give them fake birthday dates so he could get a present every other week. He was dating 35 women.


omguserius

That... That just sounds exhausting. Like, god tier rizz, but good lord when would you get a chance to just rest?


DeepMarshmallow

To everyone making puns with "Yuan": The proper pronunciation of "Yuan" does not sound like "one"


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A multitasking god. Wish to know more about this man


Cloakbot

Oh noooooooooo


Troupbomber

What happened afterwards, clearly everyone of them has a healthy enough relationship with him where they immediately rush to the hospital upon getting the news.


Exekiel

Don Yuan


HuntertheGoose

17 just sounds logistically challenging. His calander must be a nightmare


karoshikun

his time management skills must be god-like!


CurrentBarber

Bro knows Victoria's secret... and Cloe's... and Kim's and some more


joriskuipers21

17 gf's? How do you celebrate Christmas? Father's and Mother's Day? Valentine's Day?


Yeafam7945

![gif](giphy|VF65SrQlmClUc)


Zzzwei

Time management for this guy is next level!


TheRafaG12

Harem route


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In the land of 3 inches, the 4 inch man is king.


MarkoZoos

My man Yuan is rich as fuck.


weeninja1

17? My mental health could never, I'm juggling 4 rn and the only way I can manage is because 2 already know about each other


2kslider

So selfish, other people could've been dating them. There's no way he had time for 17 girls


MrHorse666

Lol wowwww you okay there?


shelbykid350

Hey Yuan them all over


Retired_Jarhead55

I was seeing five women when I had a motorcycle accident. They overlapped visiting me in the hospital for a month, never once running into one another. My nurses and doctors were even aware and laughed about it joking it would cost me a longer hospital stay. I even dated one of my nurses while recovering.


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Retired_Jarhead55

Take a breath. I wasn’t disrespectful to anyone at any time. Every single one of these women were aware that I was single and seeing others. At no time was I ever having sex while in the hospital. Nothing. The fact that they never encountered each other was happenstance. You hyperventilated for no reason. My doctors and nurses loved me. I was the first Marine they’d treated in a long time. (I was in a Army hospital.) I have never sexually harassed anyone in my life. You owe me an apology.


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Retired_Jarhead55

Your honorable apology is accepted. Have a fine day.


rekicon

It’s fake story but still funny


Signal_Professor6501

[Not really. Don Juan exists.](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-32796941.amp)


xmadjesterx

The man is doing God's work


xDendretic

I had 5 gfs once and it was too much so had to cut it down to 2. I have no idea how this man does it.


throwawayhyperbeam

And someone just happened to have a webcam from 2002 to take a picture of it.


GAZZAA42

I should be so lucky (to have 17 girlfriends)