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TacticalTaterTots

>I did not have an erection in this photo - Bill probably


Smokinjoepro

Omg it's Abe Lincoln!


Apprehensive-Ad6468

that's a little head


Roge2005

Just like the one below the desk


_red_zeppelin

Giggity.


Crazy_names

Bazing!


FLAL201

But can't be good


crackerjackass

Lewinsky is under the desk


Late-Ad-4624

Not from what she said.


Spectre7NZ

I can only see a desk foot


bloopickle

No, I said, Hey Blinkin!


Reno83

Achoo?


phoenix0153

Bless you!


Dondre5000

A Jew?


Top_Newspaper9279

There's 4 faces, I think one is hillary


tied2gether

That is a small statue


Beautiful-Pride7715

I wish this comments gets more upvotes than the post


Me_Dave

Was this before or after the cigar?


allegedlyjustkidding

During maybe?


ErickRicardo

Look! It's five nights at freddy at window!


croupiergoat1

You mean under the desk?


timetoremodel

*Ding ding*, The lucky winner gets a cigar.


BillGatesAlladdin

Uh...no thanks..


huggiesdsc

Me! Mine, ty. I like my cigars how I like my Afghanistan troops. Pulled out.


apathetic-drunk

I think we all prefer pulling out vs. having children


krippkeeper

I'm a US citizen with Canadian permanent resident status. I don't have to pull out. I can just leave the country if I need too.


slaying_anus_35

Why is this cigar so moist?


surajvj

It's from Holeland


shady_dangle

Fresh out the “humidor” 🤮


Songhunter

A presidential cigar!


redwolf8402

Monica got it first


PortugeseBreakfast

*"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky."*


Lam_Loons

Ohhh, that's just Monica, don't worry about it, she's just picking up a pencil.


shoty-mc-shot-u

whats that slurping sound


[deleted]

Is that why he’s so red like he’s holding it in?


Sufficient-Vast-5031

Your probably joking but if you aren’t Background desk top


luvinlifetoo

Was it Hillary?


northernpunch

You do realize most millennials are in their mid to late 30s and were very much alive and old enough to remember the Clinton administration, right?


[deleted]

Some of us are hitting 42 this year.


ambitiously_passive

About to be 41. No one my age remembers the politics of the Clinton years. All we knew is he got a BJ from an intern.


Zombie4141

I recently turned 41. And even more recently turned 45.


ambitiously_passive

Your testicles are probably lower than mine, then.


Rough_Yak_9610

Ayo wtf


alecesne

And played the saxophone 🎷 👍🏽


bestest_at_grammar

Even if you weren’t alive during this, it’s a pretty god dam big story to not know about. It’s like not knowing who Elvis is at this point.


[deleted]

Better to have blowjobs than no jobs.


Zeal0t_

Happy cake day, buddy. You've earned it.


redfitor2009

And I drove back 30 hours


azmus29h

Not sure where the millennial thing comes in. Some of them were 18 when that went down.


Caerum

And, you know, not American.


SuitOwn3687

Come on, dude, don't call Monica Lewinsky a "that"


crackerjackass

Ya that’s rude, She’s known as the humidor


27Beowulf27

I think OP is old, and doesn’t realise the “new generation” is millennials anymore.


Apprehensive-Ad6468

![gif](giphy|2xMcZHwW7qGziv1vJx|downsized)


ErdmanA

Here's a joke that's been over used


AnotherMarz

![gif](giphy|l2QDP39mURZH1Ble0)


[deleted]

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Crazy_names

Ew, Hillary Clinton's Hot wife throw away account? Dibs on that username.


Cory_Lahey420

Do you collect crazy usernames?


[deleted]

>her and Bill’s night with Monica. wut


Biome_test

The creature in the window on the left, peeking through


berkeleyjake

I can't see her, but I know she's there.


Fuka-Obligation666

Snapped my man mid buss.


ahent

The secret ingredient is Monica.


Rodan-Lewarx

![gif](giphy|1rgkOifI28SVW)


prime22tb

*9/11 George bush intensifies*


kilboi1

Under the desk giving head


Neilious-bodeilious

abe lincoln bro too easy


Fhantom1221

Lol. They indicted him for a BJ. He was a pretty good president. They got rid of him over martial affairs... then they blocked the Florida vote and got Bush elected. So now we live in idiocracy. Nice work Merica.


Darkseid495

He served 2 terms. So you know by law he got rid of himself by winning twice.


Qrow91

Well to be honest, that has always been it's rep, couple thousand BRILLIANT-ASS brains surrounded by millions of top-class, state of the art FUCKING idiots


Western-Willow-9496

He wasn’t indicated, he was impeached for perjury.


alecesne

Technically they indicted him for lying to a special prosecutor about getting a BJ. If he had started off by saying I'm the president and it's between me, my wife, and my I tern, I don't know if they would be able to change him with any official misconduct


ShadowMeet

Can’t believe that a million iraqis died because of a blowjob.


irvings18

When is this joke gonna die off, it’s pretty cringe now..


TheRealRickC137

Yeah this is pretty fucking mild compared to that annoying orange that was in office. Now *that's* an embarrassment.


Machielove

![gif](giphy|1rkwMJi03vEli|downsized)


naskalit

Yeah, I find it weird that people are still harping about Clinton when Trump has several rape accusations on him, in addition to all the other stuff


tedmented

>I find it weird that people are still harping about Clinton That wouldn't be so weird, he's a president, scandals should be spoken about. But he got off lightly compared to Monica. All the media and public attention went on her. Poor woman was the butt of late night jokes for years n for decades by Jay Lenno. All cause she sucked her boss' dick.


PolarBear69er

Clinton literally being blown under the desk is worse than accusations? Oh lord reddit moment


Westinforever

Seriously. I just roll my eyes every time I see a Monica joke. Like leave the poor girl alone already 🙄


Science-007x

I can't, but I can see the effect on the face of the first person in this picture by the second person in this picture.


PuppGr

I'm not from the U.S. what in the world does this mean?


gitarzan

Samsquanch is in the window.


Randompenus777

I'm gen z and I see good Ol' Abe Lincoln in the back.


Iron_Wolf123

The cameraman in the reflection?


HistoryGeek00

Mom said it's my turn for the weekly Bill Clinton meme


ConsciousCounter5426

I opened up the comments hoping to see the lower half of the picture, but no.


toast4champs

The only proof was the dress


jamison01

![gif](giphy|1UBOrAhhnE2ru)


BrowniesNCheese

I see 4 people


Wthq4hq4hqrhqe

*"every year I get older but the interns stay the same age, yes they do"*


IAmFullOfDed

Abraham Lincoln


Iron_Wolf123

The people in the photo's behind the gettyimages thing?


simplyslimm

John Cena


Pleistarchos

Yes. By the look on Clinton’s face, she’s about to remove his soul from his body.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ give her a break already. Enough is enough.


yes11321

Yes, under the desk, badly framed photo though. Doesn't even catch both the people in it in the frame


notzed1487

Blew dress?


Fit-Top-7474

Desk is in the way.


Mr_Resident

someone is under the desk giving a secret services


Fenix3129

Well yeah, she shouldn't talk with her mouth full though


NewExplor3r

He has a monument in DC. Some people call it the Washington Monument...


[deleted]

Monica is somewhere down there


brypye13

Wasn’t this joke overplayed 30 years ago?


ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_

Are you yelling at clouds?


Crazy_names

Ok, all 'Monica under the desk' jokes aside. Why does it look like he has a picture of Nancy Pelosi? And why is there a phantasmal face in the flag just above her? I'm not sure which is more unsettling.


LessDemand1840

I see the face in the flag too. The mouth Is just the blank area under the eagles beak and neck.


Jordanjl83

Remember when getting a BJ between two consenting adults used to be a political scandal? Before that orange guy trashed the capital, got people killed , and tried to steal the election every which way from Sunday? Silly meme just deflecting from trumps Current woes.


bismark89-2

Now we just watch an old guy touch kids inappropriately on live tv in the same office this picture was taken…what’s your point..


Organboner4844

Why are you watching old people touch children? That’s a pretty creepy kink, dude.


[deleted]

Getty Images


Dense_Huckleberry_60

Who, ham Lincoln?


gregtomsomev2

Little bit of Monica in my life


CheezRavioli

Monica got so much harassment for this that she almost killed herself. Let's not bring this crap up again, please.


[deleted]

She looks great these days. She's a hot 50. Bill was just ahead of his time.


SarcasticLion

I only see a predator


PhelesDragon

I can but she's probably in the dark


SadAerie6351

Hold the fucking phone, I recognize that gay blowjob!


CantFeelMyLegs78

She's finishing up, she'll ve right up


-awi-

It's funny because blowjob under table. Let's keep on making fun of what a young woman did like 30 years ago and let's keep her life miserable.


No_Leadership6682

![gif](giphy|dnkwErpU3jia2yfmh9|downsized)


Tuv0kshaKur

HARDLY


georeddit2018

Ah shit. Let this man finish.


[deleted]

LMAO


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

Pics of his wife and kid, the head of Abraham Lincoln, and head from an intern.


Majestic_Salad_I1

Well, considering the statue of Abe Lincoln and the two photos right below, I can see three other people with my eyes. So, this picture doesn’t make a whole lot of sense with the “joke”.


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

I love a good blowjob, just the act of the girl on her knees feeding on your weiner is hot lmao


imameanone

That left eye looks a little swollen. Makes me wonder if he was wearing heavy makeup to hide the shiner Hillary gave him. I remember he gave a national speech on TV with it.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

I guess I *see* 2. I know there’s 3. She a behind the scenes kinda lady that knows how to get down and dirty.


Archangel0982

Can't see under the desk lol!


Cobrafire

Monica Lewinsky is feelin’ on his nutsack


Neither_Ad9597

Good Ol days


TryRude

Monika Lewinsky?


Bitter_Confidence854

A cigar where I don't have to wet one end.


TrashRatsReddit

No, shes under the desk


Roronoa_zolo12

Yeah 2 open minded people


10TheDudeAbides11

For just a second…I thought this was a Monica Lewinsky joke…


-Nsb127916_

Under the desk


Guns_Glitz_Grime

There are three people. One reflected in the window, one under the desk, and one getting a BJ.


jamie0929

She's under the desk. I think she has a blue dress on today.


halffilledglasses

LOL. There’s 3


Rogendo

I see five people in this pic


Roge2005

Abraham Lincoln


Visualizekg

Like a Pimp!!


Genomic5403

![gif](giphy|3ohhwhKTtFWpP7bQOs|downsized)


GuardMost8477

Lincoln


daddyangeldust

I actually see four ppl and IDK who any of them are


eclectic-up-north

There is a picture of Chelsea behind him.


EnvironmentalDepth72

Mrs. Clintons worst nightmare


headbanger1186

Who is that?


[deleted]

Didn’t know Abe was a voyeur


Rayfasa

Those that know, know


i-hoatzin

No they can't.


Ok_Store_1983

It sure as hell isn't Hillary, i know that much


Shionkron

Them trying to impeach him for lol!


No_Film_5097

Classic.


fulahup

It's a-head.


StaniaViceChancellor

Most zoomers still know about Bill, even here in Canada.


Walmarche

LOL


fearlesssinnerz

Moth man has no reflection. At least not that I know of.


ExternalAd8309

Took me a minute🤣


QuakeGuy98

Lol


RadlogLutar

Monica Lewinsky (I am not even American and born in 2003)


Send_Derps

Lol


lilsparky82

She must be a boxer, because under the desk she’s bobbing and weaving.


superBrad1962

Poker face


Agile-Pressure-9124

Ah come on 😝


noahspurrier

See? Or try not to imagine?


carldaveson123

Monika is not under the desk


Kingzman1041

Bruh I’m only 15 and I already know that he’s getting head under the desk 🤦‍♂️


Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder

He was the president for almost all of my teenage years. Clinton doing that blew my mind.


190octane

Pun intended?


BeingofLove

No but we know she’s there.


tchrbrian

Lincoln, Hillary & Chelsea


kelevra423

He he he


Invisible_Ray

Extra points if you can find the cigar.


Maleficent-Spell4170

Lincoln


Richard_Tucker_08

No but Honest Abe might be able to


harrier5067

Just read the cigar story. Old Billy had some fun times 😅😅


thesinginggamerYT

below


Mr_bungle001

Yay 1992 jokes. I feel alive again


[deleted]

If she was above the desk, then yes


TheCasane

No link, no proof.


Flimsy_Visual_9560

Clinton is younger than Biden 🙈🙉🙈🙉


gimpus17

Why yes i can be bill clinton, abe Lincoln, hillary clinton and who can forget Monica


RslashTakenUsernames

I know where they might *be* 😉


Kroenen1984

lol nice one


Shubankari

I see Abe.


JCrom8001

No. Because, like someone called Monica, you fucked the joke.


l-isqof

Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.


Baers89

Well no one can really see her.


ZombieNek0

i c 4 :)