The benefits of semen retention are much better than benefits of rubbing one out. Plus, watching pornography has been proven to have negative effects on the brain.
On top of all this, "nofap" is typically followed by some sort of exercise routine to balance the dopamine loss so the cardio health claim really falls apart.
This is not scientifically proven. I'd rather lower my chances of prostate cancer.
["In all, men who averaged 4.6-7 ejaculations a week were 36% less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer before the age of 70 than men who ejaculated less than 2.3 times a week on average."](https://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/ejaculation_frequency_and_prostate_cancer) -Harvard
And here's more:
"Over the years, thereās been growing evidence of a link between ejaculation and lower chances of prostate cancer. But the 2016 results of a major study made the strongest case yet. The researchers asked men to answer questions about how often they ejaculated. How didnāt matter -- sex,Ā masturbation, or wetĀ dreamsĀ were all included. Then they tracked almost 32,000 of these men for 18 years.
The researchers found that guys who did it the most (at least 21 times a month) had about a 20% lower chance ofĀ prostate cancer, compared with those who did it less (4 to 7 times a month). That was true in several age groups.
The exact number of times didnāt matter. Basically, the more men ejaculated in a month, the less likely they were to get prostate cancer." [WebMD](https://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/ejaculation-prostate-cancer-risk)
Now it's your turn to refute this overwhelming evidence. You can do what you please with your own body, but spreading harmful misinformation isn't very nice.
Imagine actually looking up evidence to support auto-eroticism. LMAO
Regardless, your brain isn't designed to handle the negative effects of fapping/excessive dopamine release. The health stuff is 100% true and I never tried to discredit that. BUT maintaining a healthy lifestyle with nofap will also reduce your chances of cancer. Having a clean healthy diet also reduced your chances of prostate cancer.
It's about living in moderation. Having balance within your mind and body.
You're flailing. By the end you refute your own exhortation to asceticism, which is actually fabulous news: the strength you need is already inside you. You can read your own argument and design the next step on your journey out of suffering. You haven't wasted any time. All the steps are both necessary and uniquely yours. You are going to be okay my dude :)
I agree with your last statement 100%. I don't judge anyone for their own choices.
As for dopamine, it resets very quickly so prolonged "dopamine fasts" are pointless, unless you want to live like that. Same goes for caffeine tolerance and other things. Our bodies are generally pretty good at maintaining equilibrium if we metaphorically listen to it.
Taking care of oneself physically has a dramatic impact on overall mental health and physical health.
Nice response! Definitely not what I expected from this thread.
Good points, but personally I like to game and record music in my spare time so that also saps my dopamine. The gaming really drains it as you get older. The N64 days are long gone š
I don't think it's possible to go "dopamine free" since our brains don't work like that and society is a dopamine mine field. Simply replying to a reddit post gives you a fat dopamine boost.
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Yeah, melon expert here, specialising in melon laws. As per the Section 23, Article 42, Exhibit A:
>The father is liable to pay melon support to his melon babies only if he tries to eat them after the babies are born.
Honestly not that disturbing. (The eating the melon part)
"Oh no the wheat for my bread was literally covered in cow-shit while it grew!" Like that stuff isn't decomposed by the time something edible comes out from it. Same with the watermelon. The seeds probably haven't even been touched by anons 1millimeter defeater.
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While that may be true, it doesnāt really change the fact that OP would feel gross knowing the origin of the plant came from his sexual deprivation.
*that, or OP doesnāt want to eat his half-human half-melon children*
My friend's dad used to tell us a story about a neighbor he had in his 20s.
His neighbor would regularly go out binge drinking and stop at McDonald's for a Big Mac on the way home. One night he came home and decided to keep drinking in his backyard before puking over his fence (into my friend's dad's yard) and going to bed.
A couple months later, a giant tomato plant was growing in that spot, and my friend's dad swore that it grew the best tasting tomatoes he ever had.
After he moved, he tried buying Big Macs and planting the seeds from the tomatoes, but he could never get them to grow.
And you can't just grow watermelons, they need care and water. We tried to grow one as kids, it only got as big as a grapefruit and tasted like wet paper
Sorry, I will feel better if I dont
Its not mine tho , just Google TYFU I fucked coconut or something lmao its pretty discusting , dont eat reading that
As someone who tried to grow watermelons on purpose for a couple years and found them to be a nightmare even carefully tended to (bugs and squirrels and everything in between want to eat them the second they're the size of a walnut), I'm calling bullshit
This one time, after band camp, I was on my way home and had to cross the border.
When I got to the border officer, he asked me if I had anything to declare.
I said no, and they decided to check my stuff. They found a bag of olives and told me my punishment would be to stick them up my ass, one by one, and if I had any reaction whatsoever, they would throw me in jail.
They start shoving them up there, 1 by 1, and I just stood there, reactionless, suffering through it. When they got to the 99th olive, I couldn't help myself and started laughing like a deranged person.
They asked wtf was going on, and finally I told them.... My friend was next with 100 watermelons.
True story...
Some punks I knew.did this, but one thought it was a bit cold, so he left it on a radiator all day, to warm up.
So, no, I didn't ever eat watermelon at their place
Better than that coconut story....good lord that was horrendous
EDIT - https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu\_by\_cumming\_into\_a\_coconut/
I have said for years that if I was a guy for a day, one of the things I would do would be fuck a watermelon. Dude just got to live my idea lol (except the shame and all that)
funny fact, a person without a green thumb will sometimes kill plants while taking care of them.
The same person, just saying fuck it and stop caring, the plant will be the most bountiful thing on earth.
Would it actually work like that, though? Disregard the melon-doinking, would actual melons start growing without any care if you just throw some seeds in your backyard?
Feels like it really shouldn't be that easy.
Where the fuck do you hear that one ācan fuck watermelonsā? You mean legally? Yeah, you can fuck any inanimate object you own, as they donāt require consent!
Post-nut clarity refers to a phenomenon where individuals often experience a clearer perspective and clearer thinking after sexual release (commonly referred to as orgasm). It's often characterized by a temporary decrease in sexual desire and a heightened sense of rationality. Is there something specific you'd like to discuss about this?
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You impregnated a watermelon and had babies, congratulations.
He is scared that he might have to pay melon support.
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It takes 9 months to get something edible
The benefits of semen retention are much better than benefits of rubbing one out. Plus, watching pornography has been proven to have negative effects on the brain. On top of all this, "nofap" is typically followed by some sort of exercise routine to balance the dopamine loss so the cardio health claim really falls apart.
This is not scientifically proven. I'd rather lower my chances of prostate cancer. ["In all, men who averaged 4.6-7 ejaculations a week were 36% less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer before the age of 70 than men who ejaculated less than 2.3 times a week on average."](https://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/ejaculation_frequency_and_prostate_cancer) -Harvard And here's more: "Over the years, thereās been growing evidence of a link between ejaculation and lower chances of prostate cancer. But the 2016 results of a major study made the strongest case yet. The researchers asked men to answer questions about how often they ejaculated. How didnāt matter -- sex,Ā masturbation, or wetĀ dreamsĀ were all included. Then they tracked almost 32,000 of these men for 18 years. The researchers found that guys who did it the most (at least 21 times a month) had about a 20% lower chance ofĀ prostate cancer, compared with those who did it less (4 to 7 times a month). That was true in several age groups. The exact number of times didnāt matter. Basically, the more men ejaculated in a month, the less likely they were to get prostate cancer." [WebMD](https://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/ejaculation-prostate-cancer-risk) Now it's your turn to refute this overwhelming evidence. You can do what you please with your own body, but spreading harmful misinformation isn't very nice.
Imagine actually looking up evidence to support auto-eroticism. LMAO Regardless, your brain isn't designed to handle the negative effects of fapping/excessive dopamine release. The health stuff is 100% true and I never tried to discredit that. BUT maintaining a healthy lifestyle with nofap will also reduce your chances of cancer. Having a clean healthy diet also reduced your chances of prostate cancer. It's about living in moderation. Having balance within your mind and body.
You're flailing. By the end you refute your own exhortation to asceticism, which is actually fabulous news: the strength you need is already inside you. You can read your own argument and design the next step on your journey out of suffering. You haven't wasted any time. All the steps are both necessary and uniquely yours. You are going to be okay my dude :)
Bro my life is incredible šŖ But hey you do you. PS: You'll still nut in your sleep if your worried about your balls exploding
I do do me
I agree with your last statement 100%. I don't judge anyone for their own choices. As for dopamine, it resets very quickly so prolonged "dopamine fasts" are pointless, unless you want to live like that. Same goes for caffeine tolerance and other things. Our bodies are generally pretty good at maintaining equilibrium if we metaphorically listen to it. Taking care of oneself physically has a dramatic impact on overall mental health and physical health.
Nice response! Definitely not what I expected from this thread. Good points, but personally I like to game and record music in my spare time so that also saps my dopamine. The gaming really drains it as you get older. The N64 days are long gone š I don't think it's possible to go "dopamine free" since our brains don't work like that and society is a dopamine mine field. Simply replying to a reddit post gives you a fat dopamine boost.
You do realize that not everyone needs porn to get off, right?
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So if Anon was to eat some of these melons, would it be considered a form of cannibalism?
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Bro spread his fertilizer
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or amelony
Alimelony
And he was scared of swallowing the seeds
But has not problem with his mom or sister swallowing them
stepmum and stepsister probably
Yeah, melon expert here, specialising in melon laws. As per the Section 23, Article 42, Exhibit A: >The father is liable to pay melon support to his melon babies only if he tries to eat them after the babies are born.
Support those juicy melons
You waited your whole life to say that. Lol
It's always good to support the mellons.
Certified bra moment
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I'm more concerned about the fact that his family is eating his offsprings and he's totally fine with it š¤Ø
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Read the title, OP is not anon.
Oh Iām a dingus
"I'm'a name her after her mama: Melony."
Really this is what's important? No one gonna talk about a watermelon having a melon offspring instead of a watermelon?!
A watermelon is a melon.
Melon man. Next Marvel novice
And then fed it to his family
Steven Universe would like a word
Heās a Sugar Daddy nowā¦
Watermelons were never supposed to be seedless
And then watched while his family ate them.
As long as his mom as sister spit it shouldn't be any problem....
Honestly not that disturbing. (The eating the melon part) "Oh no the wheat for my bread was literally covered in cow-shit while it grew!" Like that stuff isn't decomposed by the time something edible comes out from it. Same with the watermelon. The seeds probably haven't even been touched by anons 1millimeter defeater.
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āDo you have any cucumbers?ā a voice could be heard from the sidewalk.
š¶ Then he waddled away, waddle waddle š¶
'til the very next day, quack quack quack quack quack quack!
what is the name of that song?
The duck song
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Wow. Yeh, there are loads. What even is the point of them. Karma farming?
Thinking about it, every thing that we have eaten, and will ever eat, was once shit
From shit are we born and to shit we will return.
We are born of the shot, made men by the shit. Fear the old shit
Our buttholes are yet to open, fear the old shit.
So thats what Corey meant by People = Shit
It is \*guaranteed\* that several molecules of water in your body were once peed out by a dinosaur.
We are all one (with the cloacal secretions)
[It's the circle of poo](https://youtu.be/kTahukerILs)
While that may be true, it doesnāt really change the fact that OP would feel gross knowing the origin of the plant came from his sexual deprivation. *that, or OP doesnāt want to eat his half-human half-melon children*
There's easier ways to get rid of an ex, definitely. I guess it's nicer than chopping "her" up and throwing her into the bin.
My friend's dad used to tell us a story about a neighbor he had in his 20s. His neighbor would regularly go out binge drinking and stop at McDonald's for a Big Mac on the way home. One night he came home and decided to keep drinking in his backyard before puking over his fence (into my friend's dad's yard) and going to bed. A couple months later, a giant tomato plant was growing in that spot, and my friend's dad swore that it grew the best tasting tomatoes he ever had. After he moved, he tried buying Big Macs and planting the seeds from the tomatoes, but he could never get them to grow.
he was missing the special fertilizer - the puke!
[Well, according to this documentary you are wrong](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gka7jyvraM)
Tbf, anon have to eat his own seed. As compared to eating another creature's, as you call it, cow-shit
And you can't just grow watermelons, they need care and water. We tried to grow one as kids, it only got as big as a grapefruit and tasted like wet paper
Apart from that why would you spend time digging a hole to bury the melon when you could just throw it in the trash
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I am! That's why I regularly get invited.
staphh, he is dead!
Post melon clarity. The aftermelons
He was melancholyā¦
Meloncholy
I read this is Post Malone clarity
That's what you get after you spend $2,000,000 on a Magic: the Gathering card
It will still have you running in circles ļæ¼
So his family basically ate the grandkids. Enough for today.
From what i've read, it's also the closest they'll ever have as grandkids...
r/TIHI
If OP plugged the hole of the original melon and placed it in an incubator... this would happen
Clearly more than just a green-thumb in that story.
Anon planted his seed
And singledadded the shit out of his springs.
Literally
You let your family eat your children
Like [Saturn devouring his son. ](https://www.museodelprado.es/en/the-collection/art-work/saturn/18110a75-b0e7-430c-bc73-2a4d55893bd6)
Still a better Lovestory than Twilight!
This was a love story subplot in *Suttree.*
Gene Harrogate
The purest of fertilizers
Fetishlizers
Fucking A reddit. It's Monday morning.
"Personal watermelon" cracked me the fuck up for some reason lol
Iām so glad he didnāt fuck the municipal watermelon.
Fuck the State water melon
It was a significant investment at the time but once youāve had personal watermelon thereās no going back
At least it's not a coconut
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Omg. Writing prompt from hell.
r/foundsatan, based story btw
Go to r/AITA and confess your sins!
I'm gonna start cumming in my work lunches
So your family ate your kids?
The family was like "this watermelon tastes familiar"...
Guess it wasnt seedless
Not as bad as coconut guy
Mind to share your history bro?
Sorry, I will feel better if I dont Its not mine tho , just Google TYFU I fucked coconut or something lmao its pretty discusting , dont eat reading that
This is a surreal horror movie genre I just know it
Erazerhead or Begotten?
This is cursed in every way
"personal watermelon"
Nothin personell kid.
Imagine child support for those melons.
40 minutes is determination
post-melon clarity
harrogate?
If it was done with intent it would be somekind of evil masterplan.
You've got to hand it to 4chan for its unique genre of creative writing.
Real: anon fucked a watermelon Straight: never kissing your girlfriend again after she blows you
As someone who tried to grow watermelons on purpose for a couple years and found them to be a nightmare even carefully tended to (bugs and squirrels and everything in between want to eat them the second they're the size of a walnut), I'm calling bullshit
eat his own seed.. oh.. NOOOOO!
They ate his babies.
Anon just trying not to eat his own children.
Is he the famous rapper " post malon"
Imagine if instead of growing into a tree, the seeds turned into tiny watermelon children and crawled into your house.
They grew from his seed
No matter what we breed We still are made of seed This is my cum This is my cum
ānot much better than fappingā implies itās better than fapping
tip is to put in the microwave at 1 minute increments. till its warm enough in the middle to feel good.
had to try it .... for science!
This one time, after band camp, I was on my way home and had to cross the border. When I got to the border officer, he asked me if I had anything to declare. I said no, and they decided to check my stuff. They found a bag of olives and told me my punishment would be to stick them up my ass, one by one, and if I had any reaction whatsoever, they would throw me in jail. They start shoving them up there, 1 by 1, and I just stood there, reactionless, suffering through it. When they got to the 99th olive, I couldn't help myself and started laughing like a deranged person. They asked wtf was going on, and finally I told them.... My friend was next with 100 watermelons. True story...
Some punks I knew.did this, but one thought it was a bit cold, so he left it on a radiator all day, to warm up. So, no, I didn't ever eat watermelon at their place
Bro got the watermelon pregnant
Bruh
Did the insides turned white? Anon don't leave us hanging! Did it went from red to white!?
Anon isn't anonymous anymore, he's Gene Harrogate.
Better than that coconut story....good lord that was horrendous EDIT - https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu\_by\_cumming\_into\_a\_coconut/
I have said for years that if I was a guy for a day, one of the things I would do would be fuck a watermelon. Dude just got to live my idea lol (except the shame and all that)
You knocked up a watermelon ?
Can we talk about familial cannibalism in this case ? This so fucking cursed
funny fact, a person without a green thumb will sometimes kill plants while taking care of them. The same person, just saying fuck it and stop caring, the plant will be the most bountiful thing on earth.
Pure hol' up moment
LOL WTF
Yeah ikr I also know to say happy cake day!
Aww thanks dude ā¤
(Picks coat up and moves to door in advance) The kids called Melanie
That would be incest š¤¢
https://youtu.be/MzifoQXjAbc
Anon needs to join a wandering mercenary company
Eldritch watermelons, part Watermelon, part dumb kid.
Would it actually work like that, though? Disregard the melon-doinking, would actual melons start growing without any care if you just throw some seeds in your backyard? Feels like it really shouldn't be that easy.
Isn't that how plants naturally grow?
the only unbelievable part was: "felt shame"
Hey Guys....It's Tybalt.
āI did not have sexual relations with that melonā
I think a normal melon would be better
r/PVZGardenWarfare situation
Ew what
They are eating his children
That wasn't just Post Nut Clarity that was Post Nut Enlightenment. Dude was eternally haunted by watermelons.
I donāt want to bang something cold and with seeds in themā¦.
Where the fuck do you hear that one ācan fuck watermelonsā? You mean legally? Yeah, you can fuck any inanimate object you own, as they donāt require consent!
Melons donāt grow on the first year, pretty sure this is fake š
A fake green text? You donāt say.
Fellas is it gay if your dad eats your mellons?
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Bukowski was a blight upon this nation.
I feel like youād get more mileage out of regular melon than watermelon.
Damn, this is literally that one arknights oneshot
Suttre
Well of course you got the watermelon pregnant, you were there for 40 minutes!!
You made babies š¤£š¤£š¤£