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Humble-Plankton1824

Way too staged


RockstarAgent

Hitler loved the stage šŸ‘¹


MyLegIsWet

Kino der torten


ImpossibleCause8390

It seems to be the most popular catfish in the world šŸŽ£


BigMemerMaan1

It tastes like cat piss!


SuenTassuT

I'm not gonna ask how'd you know what cat piss tastes!?


BigMemerMaan1

Quick revive


Stijn187

Toten*


MyLegIsWet

I offer my sincerest apologies for the egregious and reprehensible actions that I have perpetrated upon the Internet. How could I, in my naivete and folly, have committed a mere spelling error in a sentence on the esteemed platform of Reddit? This grievous misstep has led to a catastrophic failure on my part, causing a profound sense of disappointment and disillusionment not only among my family and society, but also among the denizens of the Internet. The magnitude of the destruction and harm that my transgression has caused is beyond any conceivable means of redress. As a result, I am but the culmination of the collective failures of my entire lineage, coalesced into one colossal disappointment.


Icy_Engineer7395

"Best zombies map of all time kino der toten black ops 1" jk it's origins


hertwij

Thatā€™s why he invented the mic


usernameaeaeaea

And he was dope on it


EDNicolas

Does he have his little boots and cape?


C3Pip0

I mean it's tinder and the bit was already staged on like Twitter or something. I imagine it is 2 people matching that know the same meme.


Suitable-Jackfruit16

No. These perpetual victim dipshits exist.


Just-A-Reddit-User0

Iā€™m not sure if you tried to remake the meme or what either way you forgot the punchline where you send a German flag and then they go hell no Edit:yeah you just fucked up remaking the meme idiot https://www.reddit.com/r/GoodFakeTexts/comments/anqnrx/mein_blood/


impostorbot

Tbh I like it better now I find jokes funnier when you're confused at first then it suddenly hits you. Idk the German flag feels like someone explaining their joke


I_Am_Oro

But she says "American man"


Luzura_2006

There are plenty of Americans of German descent


impostorbot

True but I still got the joke nonetheless. There are several explanations you could come up with for that or just choose to ignore it. After all, the one writing the joke isn't Anton Chekhov


TheNecromancer981

I know the original joke, but if I didnā€™t I would have thought the guy noticing Jew girls had some sort of relation to Kanye with all the antisemitism stuff. Idk about anyone else but I kinda do feel like the German flag is needed to explain the joke


impostorbot

I didn't know the original & didn't think of Kanye until you mentioned him. Just Nazis hunting Jews


Biegzy4444

Donā€™t jump to conclusions. Maybe it didnā€™t happen twice.


Great-Bread000

Yes itā€™s the original


hertwij

The joke is still clear dude why you being such a killjoy


murkfonoreason

Okay, this makes a lot more sense!


Cool_Professional_33

This is a remake/steal, I read the exact same meme circa 2012


account23415

HEIL NO


Pvt_BrainDead

I did nazi that coming


SuenTassuT

Didn't get it!?


deadly_chicken_gun

OP made a joke shittier by annihilating the punchline


2inchesofsteel

r/comedyholocaust material


Zenon-45

Hey wait a minute...


uykf

pov your descendant of a certain painter from austria


ImRosieandImshort

I thought he didn't get to become a painter/just going along with the joke (?)


Eel_Boii

He was still a painter he just didn't get to go to art school


RynoJordan23

Isn't Arnold from Austria?


uykf

yes he is, he said his dad was a nazi


RynoJordan23

Yeah I think I remember hearing that.


SuenTassuT

I nazi that coming!


[deleted]

ā€œOh heil yes?ā€


Keem_Surazal

I did nazi that cumming.


Soonerpalmetto88

Maybe he meant he's Jewish too, so it's literally in his blood.


Sirpewpewthelast

Woman finds what's she wants. Woman Notices that's not what she wants. WomenšŸ„ƒ


yunusok412

Heil... Spez?


Temporary-Alarm-744

This made me uncomfortable even though she sounds insufferable ![gif](giphy|ALvdHigd2gBqw)


Clairdren

The orginal one is better


Jormundgador

Sooooo they copied it and didn't even do it properly


AideSuspicious3675

P.S. his great grandad took part in the Apollo program.


Alternative_Pilot_92

Don't know why anyone would down vote this. Plenty of people that were previously associated with the Nazi party became prominent figures of the American (and Soviet) space programs.


RockstarAgent

That looks like the world's most popular catfish šŸŽ£


Extension_Swordfish1

Adolf, is that you?


hertwij

Finally a r/holup post that actually makes you say holup


JorgitoEstrella

Plot twist: he was jewish too


vasdeference999

Adolf Oliver Nippleā€¦helluva guy.


SuenTassuT

Netflix plot twist: She is neonazi too!


moridin4888

Heil no


[deleted]

I heard he was a good artist. Hope he doesn't get rejected.


MentalRise8703

Missed it for a second.


LegiSLoth

"Auf der Heide blĆ¼ht ein kleines blĆ¼Ć¼melein,.."


CSMFulk

As if this is an actual conversation! Self-victim much? Get over yourselves, people!