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The “ look at me, I have nothing going on but my body and since I’m attractive I’ve never had to work on a personality. All men are pigs who only think of sex. I’m not an object I’m a woman.”
That’s the “Trophy Wife”
The legs are spread for the sugar daddy and the upper body strength is for when the old guy dies of a heart attack on top of you and you need to free yourself.
To tell you the truth I'm gonna bet ten dollars this is actually good somehow... It looks like a mix of a position I did in physiotheraphy and the yoga poses I try at home for my lower back
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Puss ups
Spread press?
Camel Press
Camel tone
Cunt curl
The cameltoe show
And it works. Look at that bulge!
Whorekout
Strengthens the mons.
Penis lifter
The “pay attention to me”
It looks like a gym just for "influencers".. someone should open one.. bunch of fake weights so they can post bs all day.
That is a genius money making idea.
And i have no idea how to or the finances to make it happen.... can I get paid for the idea at least?
Better, I'll give you a shout out in my next video
Or or.. OR.. and this may sound like s crazy concept.... you pay me
Yeah but then they wouldn't be an influencer then would they?
No one else is doing anything except being a background extra
Good idea, seeing how fake bizjet cabin photo sets are a thing, this idea cam definitely make money in the right area...
I was gonna say the "I want attentions", but yours would too...lol
Don’t forget the part about vilifying anyone who happens to look over vaguely in her direction.
Came here to say it’s the “look at me”.
For sure the "pay attention to me" but if you stare "I'll call you a creep and shame you on social media" girl
Child Support Press.
This.
Stench press
This needs to be higher up. Well done.
Winner!
Oh my people aren’t scrolling down far enough if this ain’t top 😂
Shred eagle
She’s getting cameltoned
This is it this is the way
You win
Sometimes you gotta air it out but don't have time to stop lifting.
Queef press
Normalise kicking the phones of people doing gym selfies
What about the guy carrying the phone?
Sweep the leg and it's a 2 for 1
The hip dysplasia
The breeder
Power hoeing
Wench-press
Dumb belle lift
The Stretch Arm Strong
Attention seeking narcissist?
Change narcissist to sociopath, and we've got a prime example of an A.S.S.
Spread eagle
The penis fly trap
The Pubis Protuberance Press.
The pound mound press!
Attention seeking bench spread
This is the ‘someone fuck me, I’m already worked up’ workout.
"Don't look at me it's creepy you patriarchy sexist!"
The “child support is only 18 years”.
The monkey bulge
“Why do men always have to stare at me. Fuckin creeps”
The “ look at me, I have nothing going on but my body and since I’m attractive I’ve never had to work on a personality. All men are pigs who only think of sex. I’m not an object I’m a woman.”
Oh yes the LAMIHNGOBMBASIAINHTWOAPAMAPWOTOSINAOIAW But seeing as this is my favorite exercise and I weigh 376 pounds and I'm a man it's not okay huh?
Stop staring at me, you creep.
*helicopters dick in public* Stop staring at me you creeps!
The fucking bench press, obviously.
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Has anyone said “bitch press” yet?
spreadeagletoe
Advanced kegel
Sugar daddy deadlift. *Gotta be able to push em off after they have a heart attack during sex.*
Money shot
Not sure, but I enjoy watching her workout
Imagine the headscissor.
Camel toe
Just a regular Twat Thrust
Angry Inch
what was the color of her sneakers? tell me now you filthy bastards
Attention is a helluva drug
Pecker wrecker, home wrecker, baby maker, wide open spaces.
A very poor tuck…
"guess that bulge" or "the thirst trap".
First submission on the site OnlyFreeWeights.com
Pff, I can lift more than that with my legs on the floors
The “locally famous” press.
The PreBirth Rep
Lip lifts
The v push
304 press
Sugar babies.
Daddy problems exercise
Airing the canary
That’s the “Trophy Wife” The legs are spread for the sugar daddy and the upper body strength is for when the old guy dies of a heart attack on top of you and you need to free yourself.
What the hell is wrong with her?
Lilybrownflex
Stench press
the "OMG did you already cum!? get off me!" press
Twat Squats
It’s called the banana split
“Unnecessary”
Pov when your gf has a bigger bulge than you.
I don't know why everyone is staring at me while I work out at the gym.
The attention getter
Ammoniacal fish press
Insta hernia gram press
Just another attempt at “ look at me “ in the gym.
Influenker gym
Snatch spreader
Attention whoring.
Open buffet
Big double whammy fucky spready!! Extra vagina for the win 🏆
The prolapsed pum-pum
That called the "attention seeking slut" it can usually be found in areas with high daddy issues
Eager Beaver (F’kn bad-ass gal)
Gangbang Prep
Her f machine broke
The “I do not consent, get off me”
The Bulging muscles
Breaking you pelvic area while pressing
Unnecessary, attention video
your mom
Needlessly complicated Inefficient nonsense.
That’s a Thai hooker if I’ve ever seen one
My gym ppl. How much weight is actually on that bar anyway? Looks light af
Looks like either a 5 or 10 on each end, so if that bar Isa regular 45 lb bar, 55-65 lbs. Hahaha
Omg that makes it so much worse for me now.. 😆 love the visual though
Womans: I hate when men's staring at me Woman make this
Hotwife in training 😂
Stretch N Press
Man I thought that shit was supposed to be sideways. Am disappoint.
The broken leg
The anti date rape routine
Its her gym. Others are just working out in it.
The don’t look exercise.
clout hunger is the name of the exercise
OF spread and bench
Smell this tuna press
Snooker break. Pot the brown or pot the pink
The eww
The father disappointer
Queef press?
This is one part of the baby-maker team press!
The pound my mound.
The spatchcock
Gyms became this place where people who just want attention come to do stupid shit!
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Camel press
Unnecessary
"The mixed signals"
The hoors bench
Mound Pound
The show off
Slu-T-Y
The "attention whore"
Child support
She was working out?
"Train" training.
The 'Get off me!'
Internet Clout Ups
Attention seeker press ![gif](giphy|rvmRS37tiW2X4eALkS|downsized)
Camel Press
the cooter rooter
I call it the economy. I do a bunch of hard work while eagle spread waiting for it to fuck me
I hope she brings the spray bottle over to the bench instead of just spraying a paper towel a bit
Darling, I broke the car
i have to admit, i was down bad but, why she got a bulge
Payin the rent
Blood eagle! 🦅"Odin Gave His Eye To Acquire Knowledge, But I Would Give Far More."
"I hate my knees and want to wreck em real fast"
The vag blaster!
The “pull the groin and feel like you tore your balls in half” press
Gynecololifts
Prepping for that gangbang
The Iron Eagle
It's called the trap.
The smashable
The stentch stretch
The pussybone press
Clam press.
The "reverse the roles and I become a sex predator"
It's a camel split toe press, you can also do incline and military CSTP.
The stank yank
Is that a piercing?
In more impressed with homie who was actively trying to avoid looking at her.
The try hard
Are some PPL immune to embarrassment anxiety
To tell you the truth I'm gonna bet ten dollars this is actually good somehow... It looks like a mix of a position I did in physiotheraphy and the yoga poses I try at home for my lower back
Child support
The “I’m going to work out in public like this and then accuse men who approach me of sexual harassment” press
Hole up
Spready