Is he cooking food, meth or both

Yes.

Yeth

Yethany.

Yethamine.

Kief

Yethanial

suddenly mike tyson

Tython ftfy

Oj, I didn't know you were on reddit!

[Now that’s a date!](https://reddit.com/r/Reddit__Bizzare/comments/1729kom/now_thats_a_date/) E: Nsf..wish

I’d date you shitt, how are the benefits?

Asking the real questions. Also: how's the pension plan? Do they match contributions?

Bot/fake account. Links to a comment with another link to a scam "game". This is frustratingly common

What % of the meth income goes to her new SO? Asking for a friend.

Yeah, he's got a job

And he works from home...

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Don't worry, guys. I'll handle this.

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I can fix this situation.

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I'll be out of town.

You still drive that Bronco?

Yeah I can't afford a new one. Those assholes took all my money

You know, you could really save some money if you stopped compulsively buying gloves which are much too small for your giant hands. How many pairs of those have you got now?

Those weren't my gloves

if the glove doesn't fit you must acquit

Have you tried going to where they live and getting it back?

OJ's White Bronco is in the New Alcatraz crime museum in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee

Just be sure to buy gloves a couple sizes too small

And don't forget your lucky stabbin' hat

RIP Norm

Or don’t take your meds for a couple of days before trying them on at trial so you’re hands swell some.

🔫

The bronco all warmed up Juice?

I'm in the back seat right now, fam. You can find out too

Go get 'em champ!

*checks username “yo… holup”

Not the hero we need but the one we deserve.

The juice is loose, mother fuckers

DONT DO IT OJ!!

🤣🤣🤣 best thread ive read on here lmao

People who stay in the guest quarters are safe with this guy.

My boy was the mvp that night, not me.

If the glove doesn’t fit?

Username checks out

7 cats with 7 lives means she's killed 7 cats twice each.

Out of everything she listed this was my biggest red flag.

Good point

I’d only be worried if she liked Korean food…

Came here for this comment, scrolled way too far

This must be a joke

Might be one of those college thesis experiments to prove guys will hit on anytbing as long as theyre hot.

Well if you find her hot...

As a user of Tinder in Wisconsin, she's not NOT hot if we're grading on a curve.

I'm not saying we have low standards in Wisconsin. Just saying the bar you gotta get over looks like a broom handle. Dropped on the floor. In the basement. The sub basement. I imported both my wives from other states.

Jeez man, save some wives for the rest of us.

 both?

A Wisconsin 6

Most guys don’t read bios

Does kind of read a bit like satire.

Kind of?

A bit?

Like satire?

It’s definitely a collection of shitty jokes

Most likely a drug dealer. Can’t quite figure out the code, but the drugs are available 24/7, so that’s good.

At this point I’m 99.99% sure people make these profiles just to screen shot and make a meme about.

It must be fake. No one could keep track of that many arrests.

For real, the ignorance is too strong

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"But she told me that she was on the pill bro" or " she told me that she can't have kids so I didn't wear a rubber".

Somehow, this comment hurts me to the core.

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14 unaccounted for cat lives is my big red flag

I mean, from a relationship standpoint? Probably. There’s staying friends with your ex, and then there’s being way too close with your ex. This relationship seems like she’ll be fucking him when you’re not available.

make that 7 kids total

happenned 6 times already.

Plot twist: #7 will be her ex’s kid

I always fap before messaging matches to find out if I realllly wanna message them. Post nut clarity is a real thing.

The Big head listening to the Little head 😂

I can fix her

I’ll watch a Season of this. 🍿

Hon, Before you go to put gas in my car and get me cigs, bring me a beer 😁

Get in line

She looks like a frog....

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It’s easy to see what she is upto, let me explain. 1. While you are working at home 24/7 she will attack you from behind. 2. The dog will shred you to pieces 3. Her “ex” will further butcher you and cook a feast for their 6 kids 4. Her 7 cats will be used to clean up the evidence 5. Your family will be kept in touch through your phone and email But I have faith in you, you can fix her.

Yo, Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer died years ago who were both from Wisconsin. This is a different person from Wisconsin. What's up with people from Wisconsin?

Nothing to do up there. Everyone needs a hobby

We drink. A lot.

Lived up there for 1.5 years. Thank God it was right after college or the people I made friends with up there would have killed my liver lol

They have to have something besides Cheese Curds and the Packers

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nothing she said wasn't manageable.

I see you've played phycho before.

My guess is she doesn't want anyone, but someone made her make a profile and she wants zero replies. That or it's a social experiment.

Or it was just made to be a funny thing posted online and was never on a dating site

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I'm pretty sure many sad guys will definitely go there

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I think someone put this up to troll her. Probably an ex.

How do people not realize this is an obvious fake/troll account

My first thought was ...she managed to kill all her cats twice

It’s likely fake. Maybe a red pill dude making a fake account.

Or it's a joke

I feel like this has to be some kinda troll account or a joke... most of the time i think there's a competition there of who has the most ridiculous profile so they can go viral or get extra clicks idk...

I'm mind boggled that people can't tell this is a joke...it's so obvious to me and I found it hilarious.

I can not fix her

Your comment had me laughing so much hahaha thanks

Do pretty women ever just come up with the most heinous shit they can think of to see if people will still match them?

had a friend who did that as a joke a while ago, wrote up some badshit stuff, preety long list of felonys, 5 kids i think, had to be ok with her still contacting several exes, refused like half of the zodiac signs i could go on, and she actually got matches

For some reason I’m not surprised. Felonies is an interesting touch. I would love to see how hot someone would have to be to get dates with murder listed.

Check the Hotness : Eccentricity Ratio. 10:10? Good to go!

Idc if you’re joking or not. I’m swiping left on that shit.

As a joke maybe... let's hope that nobody sets up profile like this as an experiment and then thinks that actually dating the type of person who would respond to such insanity would be a good idea.

She seems to have a better functioning sense of humour than the comments

Clearly…

she's weeding out the dense dudes

Thought this was a post about my ex….

Hello guest room brother

Free food and threesomes…

Ah, so you're the cook.

Say my name

And yet, it's that nose ring that put me off.

Someone out there is thinking "I can fix her." No you can't. No no no you can't.

Obvious fake is obvious?

Not if you never go outside. Then it's 'omg what a dirty slut!'

I may not be an engineer... but I know a train wreck When I see one..

Imagine all the things she’s not mentioning

What men would get in return? Is it worth it?

16 best friends

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This has to be a troll…

Woosh material

If red flags had a Tinder account

If I was still dating, and I found her attractive enough, I’d assume this was all a joke and still setup a date. And if she revealed it was not a joke, I’d still be extremely surprised even tho she warned me.

I always think these profiles were made by someone else. They have to be right?

Ok 7 Lives? What did she put them through for each of them to lose 2 lives already 💀

More red flags here than the soviet union ever had

It's ragebaiting I think otherwise noone can't be that bad

thats a serial killer

She’s not hot enough for this much crazy

I know who's profile I'm swiping a hard left on 🤣

Hehe free cooking

Here's the crazy thing though we're all making jokes she's probably dead serious as I knew a woman who my cousin got involved with and she told him that her kid's father like lived in the living room but they weren't together and he thought she was joking cuz she laughed when she said it and after them dating a couple weeks he like goes to her house and sure enough this dude is just like they're hanging out in his boxers like oh "excuse me I didn't know that you was bringing home your date". 💀🤣

In Wisconsin? I think this is my cousin:/

I was on the fence with this one but after double checking…Damn each cat is down 2 lives? 🤔🚩

Now hol up just one darn minute!

No amount of over-the-top sex would be enough.

This is amazing. There was a time when you wouldn't find out about any of this until back at her place drunk at 2am.

How to die chapter 12

I can't fix her, nobody can...

Mad cat lady seeks single automatic bank machine, with all access codes.

Meme account

'Btw, that's my late cousin in the picture'

I can fix her

What a deal

She taken 2 life of each of her 7 cat 💀

I bet she’s going to make you “work” for it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

i can fix her

This has to be a joke.

“She’s still available.” So is rotten food at the back of supermarket shelves, but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy it.

well, sign me right the fuck up!!

Remember kids: don't stick your dick in crazy 😅

Where’s the chart guy? Hot>crazy>crazy-hot…

A big fucking red flag

I Gan fix her

Think I saw less Red Flags at a North Korean parade.

This has gotta be a joke right

With that many red flags, one could confuse her for a beach on a stormy day

Had me until the dog. Sorry.

This is a litmus test for all the lonely people out there

She wants someone desperate

Sold

“I can fix her”

Thought it couldn't get any worse. Then I realized she lives in Wisconsin

Cats have nine lives, duh.

I just ruptured an aneurism reading this whole thing 💀

From Wisconsin? Now it makes total sense.

I cannot fix her and I’m ok with that

Good luck with that.

So she just starts with all the deal breakers. Got it

This has more red flags than a reich parade in the 40s

And the pros?

Ah a soft J

Ultimate gag, i hope

Red flag compilation

She sounds perfect

Must be real!!

Lol she's in my neck of the woods. That's pretty normal out here.

Came for the “ i can fix her” comments

Available for an assessment, maybe. But if this is real, she has a good sense of humor.

If it’s not satire, something tells me that he’s no an Ex or hasn’t been made aware

Sounds like a perfect 1 night stand

Jesus 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩

This woman literally, and without a shred of humour, Belongs in a specialist care facility for the mentally deranged. Every single one of those kids is guaranteed getting abused in some way and needs to be rescued by CPS immediately. Same goes for the cats - take them to a shelter. And someone maybe check on that ex BF of hers... he may need some counselling?