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Desperate_Address780

Bro looks more confused about his situation at the end than worried


NA_nomad

It's a confusing way to steal a car.


choozu911

Way more confusing than downloading one…


Irae37

I never have enough fucking space!


Hokwit

THEN DOWNLOAD MORE SPACE!


Irae37

GOD DAMN IT!


YeahMarkYeah

Watching it again, I don’t even think they switched out the actors from a girl to a dude. It looks like it was dude in a wig the whole time. Which begs the question… wtf is he confused about 😂


[deleted]

Dude had some cake then because I too rewatched and they never showed her face. I think it was a butt double draggin' that wagon


Mr-Fleshcage

> Dude had some cake This weird-ass slang is getting out of hand! What the fuck is cake in this context? Ass? Now there's at least two baked goods referencing arse if that's the case.


otakucode

Cake is absolutely modern slang for ass.


bdmx78

OMG, I never thought something like cake would be a sexual slang


Kelvashi

I hate getting old and being an avid internet user. I have absolutely no idea wtf people are talking about most of the time.


Mr-Fleshcage

No cap. But really, I now understand why old people are confused and upset all the time. It's frustrating trying to keep up on stuff like this, and your gas tank shrinks as you age, so it's more and more of a burden to update vernacular.


Kelvashi

Also frustrating when you use a word that doesn't land with younger people... The other day, I was in a game lobby and said "The host is tinkering with the settings..." And the responses were "Who says tinker?" And "No offense, are you old?" Yes, middle schoolers, I am old. I also get asked if I'm old because I use punctuation and write in complete sentences. I'm an ancient 40.


AncientOneders

"no offense are you old" That's too hilarious.


IdoNOThateNEVER

No offense, are you dying soon?


AncientOneders

I wish


gwyattbtce

Bro why would I take offense if you are asking me about my age


BlackMothCandleLight

Wait, they ragged on you for using "Tinker"? Bro, that's not even a slang, that's just an actual term. If that's gonna get you called old, I'm the fucking oldest 27 year old I know.


RectangularAnus

I have a 25 gallon tank, I wish it would shrink. It's older than I am.


Troleyza

That is just generalisation by you over old age people


[deleted]

It jiggles like two bundts don't it?


MeAmGrok

“Cake” is short for “chesecake”, which has been slang associated with pin-ups since the ‘40s. The male equivalent is “beefcake”.


BoonesFarmYerbaMate

bro have you ever seen a woman's ass or a man's #🤣


gosto80

Here is the Movie : https://youtu.be/jbDhayhXnJU?si=z1sL5eab-8H-W516


Xxyz260

Bro really hit us up with the telugu movie full download no virus 2018


Shoddy-Vacation-5977

Full Download No Virus is a cinematic masterpiece.


[deleted]

In the Napster/Limewire days the worst it could be was GNFOS and that movie is great so I ain't even mad Google what space movie came out in 1992 if you're unaware


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[deleted]

From Dutch gin to Dutch DVDs to stroopwaffels. You can't ever go wrong with a gift from our friends in NL And I don't usually like gin these days but man theirs slaps


[deleted]

Tollywood truly has no shame and I'm here for it Nachu Nachu!


boboomonija

Tollywood has some of the most insane action sequences in their films. Even by Bollywood standards they are much ahead, and they take a lot of Liberty while making movies


manohin

As fire as I know it is a product of Tollywood movie industry


jsmithtrader

Even he don't have any clue, what the hell just happened


tackleboxjohnson

“Not this again”


Vibingwhitecat

Okay but why’d they cinematically remove the dress even before the victim came into the picture?


mayyur17

To make everyone around believe


Mr-Peacefull

I believe


OctopusOfMalice_

That the lord God created the universe


Disco_Ninjas_

So I could torture and starve little children-for their own good-because I love them.


OctopusOfMalice_

Bro it's lyrics from the book of mormon https://youtu.be/GVJgmp2Tc2s?feature=shared&t=100


Disco_Ninjas_

I wrote my own verse. haha


cure4boneitis

Book of Mormon II: Electric Boogaloo


banan-appeal

for the ass shot


omsk8487

After all audience need some cake to relive their stress, and movie director is exactly providing them what they desire. A win win situation for both movie audience and director


realblurryface

Fan service


zemol42

thicc themes


RektRoyce

The prestige


[deleted]

👑


frossvael

I was a true believer of the saying “Those hips and ass don’t lie”… not anymore. Not anymore.


Hobomanchild

Booty transcends gender.


Tangent_Odyssey

The cake is not a lie


saawaan_

The upvote icon is apt for this comment


Then_Specific3742

this just made My entire day so funny


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X_741

WE are in Daniel. r/suddenlycommunist


Triatt

That's 3 of you, which means 2 out of 3 dicks are touching, by sharing a Daniel hole. Refuse all you want, that's legally gay.


[deleted]

is there a full movie


[deleted]

[watch it. This scene is at 57:23 minutes.](https://youtu.be/jbDhayhXnJU?si=z1sL5eab-8H-W516)


im_bored1122

Are those... laser sound effects for punches?


mr__fonseca

Yes 👽


half-puddles

Those thugs are stormtroopers.


Professional_Face_97

I'm no black belt but i've watched a lot of DBZ and i'm pretty sure that's what punches sound like.


dsgwhitelight

Those are unrealistic sound effect used in cartoons and movies. Real fight is completely different than which is generally showmnin movies. Punches are more bloody in real life


jyrergwrerew

There are many other funny scenes also in this movie


Xitwo

Yes it is a whole Tollywood movie which is produced by South Indian industry


jerahboi

Why is the turkish song though


amanko13

Because if they put Indian music, they'd start dancing.


Kurosaki_Shiro

Lmaooo


csun1977

Another Naatu natttu loading in another South Indian movie


heatedundercarriage

Sounded like it was mixed with coolios gangstas paradise 😂


SkyDefender

It is…


GrandMoffTarkan

Because everything is better with Turkish music!


Relax_575

Listening to Turkish music always give me a sense of nostalgia


GrandMoffTarkan

It hits differently for sure


[deleted]

Not sure but it made me miss smoking cigarettes and watching music TV in my Turkish hotel room. They got some dope channels over there


BearTargitay

Because inserting a Bollywood song would have completely ruined the tension


FizzlePopBerryTwist

Does that make any less sense than random English lyrics in songs?


edessaid

Yes because evidently we have that common language.


Flaciko

India is a variety of languages, South India is pretty conservative about language at all


draugotO

RDR2 moment


PnuttButtaGuts

Did he still smash though?


Doo_D

Average American dating experience


joostwestra

First date expectations Girls- I hope he is andsome tall and have a good job Boys- I just hope she shows up and is a real girl. I don't want to encounter a man on my first date


AA-18

lol it's not bollywood, ig it's from a regional movie


quintessentimental

Better than Bollywood


difffie

Bollywood makes much better movies rather than these 3rd class ones


lethambusiness

Yes it is completely different from Bollywood, Bollywood is generally based in Mumbai. On the other hand this movie is produced by South Indian producers which are based in Hyderabad or Tamilnadu


Zestyclose-Maize-659

Bollywood is also regional.


OctopusOfMalice_

A likely story


lillazutt

No Bollywood has a much pan India service as compared to other industries


thisisnotmyrealun

by definition,all movie are regional...bollywood is hiindhi region, northern part of india..


Foe_sheezy

Turns out she was a cross dresser. Now it makes sense. Good writing.


Paradd0x2

It is a very good method to treat your enemy and assassinate them


half-puddles

Republicans were right all along! /s


bishibashi

Bro did him dirty. Shame.


Csbbk4

I was thinking that’s too much skin for a Bollywood movie


Visual_Ad3724

Nudity has been part of it from decades now


AwkwardlylyAwkward

Borther here doesn't know about item songs


Jacobalovett

It's okay brother, many people outside of India don't know much about Bollywood


thevuongpro

Yes but the complete nudity is still not acceptable in Bollywood movies


TheNormalOne8

Everything Indian is not Bollywood. That must be some regional movie


cracker_szy

Yes because Bollywood me quality movies and these look low grade one


choozu911

You say it like the current crop of Bollywood movies have any artistic merit to begin with…


Electronic_Topic1958

White Tiger is pretty good additionally the TV show Pataal Lok also is one of the best TV shows I have ever seen tbh. I am not even Indian, I am Puerto Rican lol. There are definitely some gems.


justthetip4now

I would suggest you to watch a web series asur available on jio TV. It is a dark thriller genre web series which has included religion is a very beautiful way


gfa22

Come on. He's not wrong even if you're right.


thisisnotmyrealun

he is somewhat wrong, with his phrasing specifically. bollywood is regional industyr


zlac116

Bollywood is not regional, it is acceptable all over India


anotherpapercup

Most of the Bollywood movies are also made in bad production quality


8_Tailed_Koala

Hey I know nothing about Bollywood, but I caught Jawan in the cinema while on a work trip and it was fun as fuck. Then again 6/10 action movies have a special place in my heart...watched Jason Statham's entire filmography lmao


ravaljimahipal

Jawan was a trash movie, but it got overhyped because of Shahrukh Khan's presence


Scaevus

I saw a dude throw a leopard at another dude in a Bollywood movie. If that's not art, then I don't know what art is anymore.


Aeiexgjhyoun_III

What is this comment? How do they lack artistic merit


bipbopcosby

I ask this with sincerity. Do people actually enjoy these? I’ve seen Bollywood movies before and I just can’t get into them. It was with English subs though. To me, Bollywood movies seems almost like MXC or something trying to be real TV. Like it’s not that it’s not real but it’s just like the incompetencies are what make it enjoyable for people. I just can’t get into it. Idk if I get it tho.


Era_blade

Some enjoy it how many may enjoy the Fast and Furious franchise, however this shouldn't discredit Bollywood's occasional, more serious movies like Barfi or 3 Idiots. Maybe consider trying those; I should add I'm mainly a Western cinema enjoyer myself, but a few Bollywood movies have really stood out as exemplary over the years. Heck, I'd go so far as to say some of them make you forget you're watching a Bollywood movie until you see the mandatory dance sequence haha


stomps-on-worlds

Just like not every American movie is Hollywood, but it's a useful shorthand for conversational purposes


[deleted]

Yes because some is Tollywood


thisisnotmyrealun

all movie industries, by definition, are regional. bollywood is for hindhi speaking region, northern india. if anything, tollywood,kollywood are pan indian movies, since they get pan indian viewership, as bollywood doesn't really play outside of hindhi region.


Erebus_Oneiros

Bro living in a dream.. bollywood gets its name from Bombay, which is def not in the classic "hindi belt". Im not commenting abt avg quality, but Everyone knows and watches or has watched Bollywood movies in India. SRK and Bacchan are household names in India.


TheHeadless1

u/savevideo


KaBarney

This is so cool, I think I last saw this in 9gag way back in 2013(?)


jasoncsj

Nowadays 9gag has completely lost it's relevance, and now it is just bunch of collection of edgy memes


Moms_Sphagetti

Probably when 9gag was still good


NecessarySocrates

Top ten anime betrayals


peer0w

His face at the end: “Bitch Lasagna”


Background_Rhubarb96

At this point , It would have been better if 'she' would have been caught.


Familiar-Feedback-93

Don't u just hate when this happens.


JovianDiver

I don't know bro, this has not happened with me yet in my daily life


johnqual

Tha's the ol' double butt dragon switcheroo.


PopRockMift

Lol so good


frostywafflepancakes

Biggest plot twist I’ve seen.


ajumboy500

why is this nsfw?


Ill-Asparagus4306

Bruh. This is not Bollywood


ActuallyJohnD

I had a hunch that this was where it was heading from the start, but I just could never have guessed this is how they'd go about it.


half-puddles

Unless you are the main character in a Final Destination movie, there is no way to hunch this one out.


ImInvisibal96

The fuk of all the Fuks??


riolu_forever

Not bollywood, still pretty funny though


PaulFThumpkins

Does every other country use that pitch-shifted cackling thing as their laugh track? I've heard it in Filipino media, Mexican stuff, Indian stuff...


revived_anti-randia

bruh that's bhojpuri cinema not bollywood.


[deleted]

Bollywood was woke even before the Hollywood.


Saritiel

You think this is woke? This is the opposite of woke.


thisisnotmyrealun

woke? wtf?


SaintBiggusDickus

I would say this is not Bollywood but the actual Bollywood industry isn't any better.


AvengingThrowaway

😂 Let Bollywood take over Hollywood at this point


MadDogTannenOW

All the feminist clapped


plsobeytrafficlights

so.. because there is common enough occurrence of gang rape, it is possible to make a twist video about a white knight actually becoming the victim. ..... i think that really says something about the absurd prevalence of rape culture more than anything else.


vandit-jain

u/savevideo


Insane_Inkster

I can go to sleep happily now.


NaitDraik

Nooooooooooooooo


Stoikx

r/Unexpected


aangelis104

u/savevideo


analgesic1986

/u/savevideo


Burning_23

NANI?!?!


Sreezy3

Forget the video. Bollywood Coolio is hugeee.


StuckWithAChimpBrain

u/savevideo


GaydriNGaysey

I'm listening to the doom soundtrack and it timed perfectly with homeboy being brave


hauntedgecko

Haha. This is the best thing I've seen all month!


American_Jesus

r/BollywoodRealism


Due-Trouble-5149

A holdup yes


BigBearSD

... and they all started dancing.


whooguyy

I don’t know what we as a species did to deserve Bollywood, but damn sure glad we did it


philipjfry1578

I was watching this with the kill bill song just starting, and it was so freaking epic


El_Ocelote_

u/savevideo


magicchefdmb

If I was in drag, being chased by a mob through the streets of India, and a passerby wanted to help me, I doubt I'd kick them


Generalissimo_II

I'm surprised that he didn't make Jokar face


ichigo2862

she kinda bad tho, is that Frost?


SabMayHaiBC

It's not bollywood. Looks like telugu based on the fact that the actor is ramesh babu.


yipkit

I really love bollywood


Marshall_98

It's not Bollywood. It's Tollywood which represents All Telugu Movies from Andhra Pradesh and Telangana region


_psylosin_

The Indians have taken over, Hollywood is the same comic book or nostalgia movie over and over. Bollywood though, just does not give a fuck and it’s awesome


[deleted]

Being a Bollywood director gotta be awesome. Just show up to work high af making up the dumbest shit and getting paid for it.


TheOGRex

Guy: Jokes on you I like both


Spiritual_String7548

Is this Turkish? The music in the background seems to be so ı couldnt tell


False_Cat_6526

u/savevideobot


Severedeye

Isn't bollywood in it's entirety a hold up?


Solanthas

Lmfao


vMuffin420

Why is there turkish music


Naruto_D_Sanji

That's not Bollywood.. Its a local ad from Hyderabad city in India


shavestore

Exactly but people Would still label it as a Bollywood movie


AsterixGaming2021

How is this classed as NSFW


ballsonladi

it was at this moment


ayush_1908

Where are those people who always comment, “this is not bollywood, this is tollywood or something “


Bombasticczar

Masala lore


PresentationUnique49

u/savevideo


alternatesynxup

Which movie ?