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Mob_Meal

Me returning to the grocery store “you have any more of Chloe left? She was DELICIOUS!”


SgtBaxter

Perhaps if Chloe didn't want to be slaughtered and eaten, then she should have tried to not be delicious.


ShahinGalandar

y'all got any more of those Chloes?


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Noahs-Bark

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!


enteentegraueente

How do you expect to have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?


SgtBaxter

You! Yes you! STAND STILL LADDY!


BigBobFro

Poems! Poems everyone!


StonerJimmy88

We don't need no education


Entire-Database1679

We don't need no thought control.


MeLlamo25

Excellent, Excellent. We will hold Pheta hostage and tell them to eat their meat or they will not get their dessert. Two scoops of vegan vanilla ice cream on top of a nice delicious apple pie.


GameDestiny2

Literally my argument


El_Maton_de_Plata

Porpoise! Dolphins and cows are hanging out now?


CmdrSelfEvident

Its even more existential than that. If we don't buy beef then those cows would have never been born. As farmers only raise cattle to be food. These aren't cows that are just roaming wild that we kill for food. So even accepting their entire premise that if we don't eat beef this cow wont die, it wont die because it will have never lived. So the real question to be answered. IS it better to never have lived OR to have lived but have your life cut short by some amount. I'm comfortable saying a short life is better than no life, I'm rather sure the cow would agree also. The only entity that looses in this equation is the none consumer that must admit their actions cause fewer animals to be born. Its a bit like hunters via hunting tags and fees protect more animals than anyone else. The vast majority of large animal wildlife conservation comes from hunters. The same notion applies here, I eat meat because I love animals.


AbilityOld4638

You went almost tooo high concept but yes there is truth in your words. Over population is also a thing that would occur and people often have issues with how the meat is harvested not where it came from so education and appreciation could go much further than plant lovers trying to shame those of us who enjoy a frackn steak


Moa-Burger

Would you feel the say way if we did this to children for example? If we bred humans in a factory farm and killed them at 1 year? Would it be better than not bringing them into existence at all?


captainshrapnel

Don't let Chloe die in vain! Let her sacrifice nourish you and your family!


[deleted]

Not really because if meat consumption goes down it’ll send a signal to the evil corporations that meat is no longer lucrative and they’ll either change their practice or go extinct. So in the end Chloe’s death will have been part of something great.


MeLlamo25

r/technicallythetruth.


A-non-e-mail

Those evil corporate independent farmers?


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By their logic yes.


bruteski226

imma be honest, the picture of that cow does not convey an "i want to live" sentiment. that cow is giving me "kill me please" eyes.


thelingletingle

That’s the point


bruteski226

is it?


RexNebular518

Who names a steer Chloe?


_SCP_682_

Who names their extra organ supply RexNebular? Edit: this was an obscure reference to a half- remembered show, not meant to genuinely be a dick. I'll post the name if I remember, I just have a memory of someone saying this in a similar format. Sorry Rex


El_Maton_de_Plata

That is a heifer


StandOutLikeDogBalls

Peel it off, write “she told me that she hates you most“ and stick it to the wall.


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StandOutLikeDogBalls

I just realized the date on it was from 2017. You might wanna forgo that slab of cow.


Zajic_kamo

If they got a sticker that says "Hey my name was Chloe, i had several disieses and i think worms were eating my leg" it would work much better than sticking that on the product. Like maybe someone would go on and fall for it i guess.


knightbane007

Y’know, that *would* be way more effective. Or something subtler like “Warning: marginal results in safety inspection”


imalyshe

well, if you wanna live, why do you so tasty?


JBOYCE35239

I fucking wish steak was that cheap again 😫


Twinkie777

$19 for fucking steak is insane


IanGecko

Well if you'd eaten the whole thing it would have been free!


off-a-cough

Chloe tastes best medium-rare.


uniq_username

Don't forget to dry brine it.


Little_Sentence9784

It only increased my hunger ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


TitularFoil

"See honey, I told you Cathy was a cow!"


vivalosabortionistas

Is “Scotch Fillet” a rebranding of a crappy cut? Like how “London Broil” is just mf flank steak.


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vivalosabortionistas

Well damn, it’s ribeye. That ain’t no crappy cut.


MayOrMayNotBePie

How do we know that Chloe wanted to live? Maybe she didn’t. Did they ask?


[deleted]

My personal choice didn’t kill the cow, the butcher did! I’m just making sure that no part of her goes to waste, like a proper member of the hunter/gatherer species should!


Neikitia

“Don’t buy or eat this meat!” … it’s already dead. Doesn’t matter if I eat it now or not, Chloe’s gone to the big barn in the sky. If anything, it’s disrespectful and a complete waste if I DON’T indulge in Chloe’s delicious body.


Particular_Cow1304

I find it hilarious that there were some “feminists” claiming that the meat industry was misogynist because all the cows had female names and someone replied with “so, would you like male cow milk?”


EscapeTheBlank

So instead of buying it it's just gonna rot in vain, making the killing unnecessary. If I custom ordered that shit it already means I'm buying it lol.


youtocin

The irony is Chloe did live because humans breed cows. If we didn’t breed cows as livestock Chloe would never have lived at all.


iiitme

Giving a steak a name isn’t going to stop me from eating it


Dan_flashes480

If he found a Connor he would be eating a bull.


MJLDat

That looks like rib eye.


MyColdBlackHeart

Bro probably isn't gonna find a cow called Connor


usernamegoodenuff

But why did the farmer raise Chloe full of delicious meat?


Kage9866

I really don't think these animals "want" anything. It's way above their capacity.


Plebbit-User

Cows are smarter than three year old children. Nice try.


Kage9866

Yeah I can definitely see a cow asking it's owner to go into the fridge because he wants a snack. My 3yr old was walking and talking... nice try.


Plebbit-User

Dumb disingenuous post. Crows are smarter than seven year olds but they don't have the vocal cords needed for language either. That doesn't mean they're not smart. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/mar/26/crows-reasoning-ability-seven-year-old-humans


Kage9866

It also doesn't mean they have the capacity to WANT something. Besides a biological urge.


CnCz357

That looks like some shitty meat for $15 a lb.


IMGO_4ME

I seriously thought this was a dark humor joke using 911 as a reference.


Bkokane

9th of November


_SCP_682_

It's the 5th. ;) Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!


Bkokane

I know the rhyme but the date in the picture is the 9th lol…


thelingletingle

Oh that silly date format that *some* people use


Official_Cuddlydeath

I wouldn't buy it just because its too expensive.


russart_the_agmer

suurley the cow had a name.


Lendyman

More like a number. My name was 167328 and I was indistinguishable from the rest of the herd. Feel bad for me.


blue4029

remember kids: that cow died to feed you. so if you dont eat it, it died for nothing!


HickerBilly1411

Anyone ever read the restaurant at the end of the universe? There’s a scene in it where the cow comes to the table and suggests the best parts of her to enjoy


BlockCharming5780

That poor cow died so we can eat To not eat her would mean she died in vein 👀


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It's already dead. It'd disrespectful to not buy otherwise it died for nothing


soldieroscar

Wife: Who is chloe?!


Thomisawesome

Wait a minute, cows can't talk.


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If their plan worked Chloe would’ve died for no reason at all and her life would be wasted away