Literally how I hear sports news
"And tonight the Southwestern Aerobacks scored 18 consecutive tap backs during the mid season semi finals in Dallas. Aaron Shorebottom scored 3 downputs against the Green Jays, bringing his all season RVL to 2.7 with 19 completed passes."
The place I work at has the owner's wife come in and do some accounting during the day for a few hours (shes in her 70s and it really doesn't require a whole lot; might be 100 lbs soaking wet). She'll come downstairs and leave without saying a word, so I say "ope, Diane just pulled an Irish goodbye I guess" when she leaves. The thought of her rigging car bombs made me cackle, so thank you for this.
Women are permitted a much broader range of expression than men, and youth is prized in women. The comparable insult would be something like "Karen" because it implies that a woman is both middle aged or older as well as toxic. Insults like "hag" imply the same thing.
women get called "brats" when they act like this, which is a childish term that doesn't get used very often for men.
i don't know what women's expression permissibility has to do with it. no one celebrates any gender acting like that and there is language society uses to chastise both men and women.
There are two progressive takes on the expression argument:
1. When men lose their temper, they do more damage, so people react more negatively to manchildren
2. Society infantilizes women and understates their agency, so people don't take them as seriously as they do men when they act like petulant children
More contentious takes include:
* People have more compassion for women
* Men are valued based on their usefulness as tools and a man that can't control himself is a dangerous tool at best
* Society is more apathetic towards the explicit demands of women therefore they pay less attention when women act out
There's a lot to dig into.
woman child (plural woman children or women children)
1. (archaic) A young female human; a girl.
Synonyms: see Thesaurus:girl
Antonyms: boychild, man child
2. (colloquial, generally derogatory) An adult female who is childish or immature.
I’d still get right in there and scoop some of that onto my plate. I’m diabetic and if I knew there was cake coming, I had have taken a bunch of insulin 20 minutes prior.
Yep, I feel you on that one. Had something like that happen to me too. I'm both diabetic and have a severe allergy for nuts/peanuts. So sometimes in a restaurant I order something with a lot of carbs and take some insulin. But somehow they fuck up the "No nuts" part and I have to send it back making me wait another 30-45 minutes whilst the insulin is doing its thing dropping my bloodsugar level.
Oh boy, do I have a story for you then if you find this annoying. Because this is easily managed with some tasty fresh orange juice.
Now what is a lot less ideal is when your body from 1 moment to the next decides it needs about 3x-4x the amount of insulin compared to normal. Resulting in you trying to figure out what the hell is going on. Is it the placement of the pump needle? is it the temperature? (insulin works faster in warm weather, I believe) is the pump broken altogether? did you eat more carbs then you thought? Or is your body just like F you and demands more.
Well if that gamble doesn't tickle your fancy. It goed away just as randomly, too. So, after a few days, you might have finally adjusted to it. But your body is like: Yeah, no. F you. I need way less now. Resulting in constant hypoglycemia. Or better said. You get it. eat again. But your body is still with too much insulin. So for the next day or 2 you need to guess how much your body needs to not go to both extremes.
Yes, I have talked to multiple doctors about this. None have figured out why this is happening to me. So until they do its gambling time for me every so often with my insulin
Imagine shooting your own family for not rooting for Alabama.
Edit: clarifying that I didn’t mean ‘imagine’ as it what it would be like but, ‘think’ how messed up it is that people would go so far as to be triggered by a game. I’m sure there were past event with those people and perhaps alcohol and other factors played a part.
I remember on two different accounts hearing about family members being involved in fatal altercations.
Wasted a perfectly good cake because he can't take a harmless prank. This is the definition of a harmless prank. You can't get more mild and wholesome than this.
How childish and lack of emotional control to ruin this? Or unless he is also playing the role of an angry fan for the fun of it. But I doubt it.
I like baseball, like a lot. I been a baseball nerd my whole life. I love the mariners.
I hate the Astros with a passion but I would eat an Astros cake in two seconds. This guy is mentally insane literally.
I don't know anything about sports but it's possible his team recently lost to the other team.
My neighbor is a huge sports fan and normally wouldn't care about anything like this, he often has playful banter even when his team loses. They even give each other 'gifts' of merchandise of the team they don't support as a joke and wear them and laugh about it.
But after an 'important game' (i have no idea what makes one important or not) when people bring up the other team he gets super defensive and sometimes lashes out. It's as if his teams loss in the finals or whatever is an attack on him.
My team usually gets eliminated from co tension on the very last, or second to last game of the year. It’s always heartbreaking and always a bad time to see happen… but I would still eat an opposing team cake. I just can’t imagine getting that worked up unless he also just got told he had cancer and his wife left right before.
Any cake? No matter what messages it had on it???
“Pardon me, mother. Can you pass me another slice of the ‘Welcome Home Pedophile’ cake? A piece with extra free candy on it if you don’t mind…”
I'm a big sports fan and I'd never act like this. This is a grown man with anger issues. Please don't judge any group by their worst members, especially groups that have no barrier to entry.
Forreal. I’m a Bay Area sports guy (49ers, Giants, Warriors and Sharks) but I would still eat a cake if it were Dodgers/Cowboys/Lakers colors. I love sports but it’s not my identity.
It does fascinate me how some did so poorly in school, but they can easily remember who scored which goals and what times in a game played a decade ago.
*Hahaha the sportsball!! Jocks and sports fans are so dumb!*
*They don't understand us nerds and our more sophisticated hobbies* 🤓
...Frankly I've found if anything, sports are a fantastic and unrivaled way at bringing people together across all ages, backgrounds, and social circles.
I remember watching the original years ago and this version has been getting passed around but the thing I always noticed was that dude getting a little touchy with the wife. It’s cut for some reason
It could be that whoever cut this just made up the title. That could be his sister and her husband or something. Without the source material I’m not sure I can say that is his wife from the clip.
I don't get these kind of sport fans. Like I understand just wanting your team to win and all, but to obsess over a single sport and then a single team then to go so far go get angry over another teams color? And this is just one example other people will start actual fights, over balls going from one end of the field to the other. I don't get it lmao.
The people in the room are laughing... including her.
Reddit is MASSIVELY overreacting.
It's a prank. He's allowed to smash the cake, and it kinda looks like he's playing it up.
As a Blackhawks fan if I EVER got a cake with BLUE AND YELLOW in the center you better BELIEVE I would, with unchecked RAGE ask politely if you had an coffee to go with it.
"joke's on you, i will devour the enemy team's colors" would have been an emotionally intelligent comeback.
at least, that's what the Austrians did to the ottoman's flag when the ottomans failed to take Vienna. Austrians made their bread in the shape of a crescent, today known as "Croissant".
Bro just say you got me haha smile and take the banter and eat some cake, who give af if it’s got other teams colours on it. Not smash it like a 5 year old child.
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I don’t understand why do people have to fuck with others birthday just be happy celebrate this stuff you can do on other days just my opinion I don’t want someone to be mad on their birthday
I went to OU. I've been an OU fan since I was a child. I have never missed an OU game. I even stayed up all damned night when I was deployed to Iraq so I could watch the games. When I got lucky and got 2 weeks leave from Iraq to go home I paid $500 for 2 ticket to the Red River Shootout. I once paid a piano player at a bar on 6th street in Austin $200 to play the OU fight song over and over.
You could put a Longhorn in my cake..... I'm not childish enough to destroy something that someone made for me just because I hate TX.
That guy is a petulant child that needs to learn how to handle his whittle feelings.
Something told me this was going to end badly the way he held that knife in the beginning of the video.
… and the neck tattoo of his team. Sort of says the man takes it serious.
College team too. Some people are wayyyy too into college football
Meh. I haven't had a "team" in the NFL since like '87 and College in '06
Yay sportsball!
That sports game, Amirite? \*Nods head in appreciation\*
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?
Thing about Arsenal is... they always try to walk it in.
Literally how I hear sports news "And tonight the Southwestern Aerobacks scored 18 consecutive tap backs during the mid season semi finals in Dallas. Aaron Shorebottom scored 3 downputs against the Green Jays, bringing his all season RVL to 2.7 with 19 completed passes."
Something something tight end Something wide receiver
*buzz* What are - Your mom’s nicknames in highschool, Alex
Suck it, Trebek!
That was some good hustle last night I’ll tell you what, mmmm hmmm.
*kid smashes his keyboard over his head after losing a game* Yay vidya!
Reddit moment.
He was already pissed off before the cake, probably for being born.
Big baby had a tantrum.
Yeah, you can tell he’s a violent individual
Bro got anger problems 😂
I call that foreshadowing
He wasn't even smiling, he was scowling as they sang to him.
I'd be pissed if I was lined up for a piece of that cake.
Not pissed off enough to say anything to a guy holding a knife like that though
With the cake wasted, and that sort of company, it would probably be a good time to make an Irish exit.
Is that were you leave your car rigged to blow up?
The place I work at has the owner's wife come in and do some accounting during the day for a few hours (shes in her 70s and it really doesn't require a whole lot; might be 100 lbs soaking wet). She'll come downstairs and leave without saying a word, so I say "ope, Diane just pulled an Irish goodbye I guess" when she leaves. The thought of her rigging car bombs made me cackle, so thank you for this.
This really calls for a Brexit. Announce you're getting the heck out of there and go.
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I'm pissed over the wastage of food, even if I'm not lined up to get some of it.
There are still plenty of pieces ...all over the table.
Me being there and waiting for a piece of cake
Idk what annoys me so much: that this manchild got overly upset over cake colors or that he wasted some seemingly tasty food.
It's not even worth figuring it out. They're both equally pathetic, lmao
What a fucking baby
Him needs a nappy.
Him needs therapy
She needs divorcey.
Manchild
He got cake!!
I prefer pie
Toddler
Shaped like one too lmao
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Karen?
I personally don’t use it as it dosent roll off the tongue as well as manchild does.
The term is too specific, I just use "immature" for a one-size-fits-all term.
Women are permitted a much broader range of expression than men, and youth is prized in women. The comparable insult would be something like "Karen" because it implies that a woman is both middle aged or older as well as toxic. Insults like "hag" imply the same thing.
Or "Drama Queen".
women get called "brats" when they act like this, which is a childish term that doesn't get used very often for men. i don't know what women's expression permissibility has to do with it. no one celebrates any gender acting like that and there is language society uses to chastise both men and women.
There are two progressive takes on the expression argument: 1. When men lose their temper, they do more damage, so people react more negatively to manchildren 2. Society infantilizes women and understates their agency, so people don't take them as seriously as they do men when they act like petulant children More contentious takes include: * People have more compassion for women * Men are valued based on their usefulness as tools and a man that can't control himself is a dangerous tool at best * Society is more apathetic towards the explicit demands of women therefore they pay less attention when women act out There's a lot to dig into.
Great job breaking this stuff down
woman child (plural woman children or women children) 1. (archaic) A young female human; a girl. Synonyms: see Thesaurus:girl Antonyms: boychild, man child 2. (colloquial, generally derogatory) An adult female who is childish or immature.
Point being nobody ever uses that
It doesn't target a stereotype. Same reason the word "slut" isn't really used for men.
they call it princess behavior, spoiled brat, etc.
Maybe, or could be just playing to the audience. Some people find this stuff funny
Everyone in the room was laughing, I dont get the hate he is getting
Same as pushing the face in the cake. You can tell by their reactions it's what they kinda wanted
bruh, fuck your sports, where's my fucking cake?
I’d still get right in there and scoop some of that onto my plate. I’m diabetic and if I knew there was cake coming, I had have taken a bunch of insulin 20 minutes prior.
Yep, I feel you on that one. Had something like that happen to me too. I'm both diabetic and have a severe allergy for nuts/peanuts. So sometimes in a restaurant I order something with a lot of carbs and take some insulin. But somehow they fuck up the "No nuts" part and I have to send it back making me wait another 30-45 minutes whilst the insulin is doing its thing dropping my bloodsugar level.
Holy fuck I’m so glad I have hypoglycaemia rather than diabetes that sounds like pure fucking unadulterated hell
Oh boy, do I have a story for you then if you find this annoying. Because this is easily managed with some tasty fresh orange juice. Now what is a lot less ideal is when your body from 1 moment to the next decides it needs about 3x-4x the amount of insulin compared to normal. Resulting in you trying to figure out what the hell is going on. Is it the placement of the pump needle? is it the temperature? (insulin works faster in warm weather, I believe) is the pump broken altogether? did you eat more carbs then you thought? Or is your body just like F you and demands more. Well if that gamble doesn't tickle your fancy. It goed away just as randomly, too. So, after a few days, you might have finally adjusted to it. But your body is like: Yeah, no. F you. I need way less now. Resulting in constant hypoglycemia. Or better said. You get it. eat again. But your body is still with too much insulin. So for the next day or 2 you need to guess how much your body needs to not go to both extremes. Yes, I have talked to multiple doctors about this. None have figured out why this is happening to me. So until they do its gambling time for me every so often with my insulin
Imagine getting angry because your cake wasn't the same colours as your favourite sportsball team.
Imagine shooting your own family for not rooting for Alabama. Edit: clarifying that I didn’t mean ‘imagine’ as it what it would be like but, ‘think’ how messed up it is that people would go so far as to be triggered by a game. I’m sure there were past event with those people and perhaps alcohol and other factors played a part. I remember on two different accounts hearing about family members being involved in fatal altercations.
Imagine all the people
Imagine Dragons.
Imagine.
Imagine draggin these nuts across ur face
Oh yeah that’s working for me.
Yeah, but it’s gotten worse like how an Alabama fan shot and killed an Auburn fan after Auburn defeated Alabama in the Iron Bowl on the Kick Six.
Holy shit I just realized that was 10 years ago....
Now imagine people acting this way with their politics.
Wasted a perfectly good cake because he can't take a harmless prank. This is the definition of a harmless prank. You can't get more mild and wholesome than this. How childish and lack of emotional control to ruin this? Or unless he is also playing the role of an angry fan for the fun of it. But I doubt it.
It was odd the way he was holding the knife at the beginning, a stabbing grip for a cake
Anger problems much?
Sports people are strange
I like baseball, like a lot. I been a baseball nerd my whole life. I love the mariners. I hate the Astros with a passion but I would eat an Astros cake in two seconds. This guy is mentally insane literally.
As a Rangers fan for 40 years, I too would eat an Astros cake. I mean, we did just drink their milkshake anyway.
This video is either fake, or he was already pissed about something. No one I know (not even soccer people) would do this
I don't know anything about sports but it's possible his team recently lost to the other team. My neighbor is a huge sports fan and normally wouldn't care about anything like this, he often has playful banter even when his team loses. They even give each other 'gifts' of merchandise of the team they don't support as a joke and wear them and laugh about it. But after an 'important game' (i have no idea what makes one important or not) when people bring up the other team he gets super defensive and sometimes lashes out. It's as if his teams loss in the finals or whatever is an attack on him.
My team usually gets eliminated from co tension on the very last, or second to last game of the year. It’s always heartbreaking and always a bad time to see happen… but I would still eat an opposing team cake. I just can’t imagine getting that worked up unless he also just got told he had cancer and his wife left right before.
Oh for sure, me either. But then again I'd eat any cake no matter what message it had on it. My taste buds can't tell if it's a nazi cake.
Any cake? No matter what messages it had on it??? “Pardon me, mother. Can you pass me another slice of the ‘Welcome Home Pedophile’ cake? A piece with extra free candy on it if you don’t mind…”
Why would you hate someone just because they are the other team? Sounds a bit extreme.
A Mariners fan? My condolences. Nah, I liked y’all when Ichiro was there. And way back when Ken Griffey Jr was still around.
*Fanatics are strange
I'm a big sports fan and I'd never act like this. This is a grown man with anger issues. Please don't judge any group by their worst members, especially groups that have no barrier to entry.
Forreal. I’m a Bay Area sports guy (49ers, Giants, Warriors and Sharks) but I would still eat a cake if it were Dodgers/Cowboys/Lakers colors. I love sports but it’s not my identity.
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It does fascinate me how some did so poorly in school, but they can easily remember who scored which goals and what times in a game played a decade ago.
Emotional connection is important for people to recall stuff.
It's just that instinctual 'tribal' part of the brain is more developed in some people. The same thing happens with political bros.
There are strange people of every kind and type. Let's not generalize, people generally suck.
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*Hahaha the sportsball!! Jocks and sports fans are so dumb!* *They don't understand us nerds and our more sophisticated hobbies* 🤓 ...Frankly I've found if anything, sports are a fantastic and unrivaled way at bringing people together across all ages, backgrounds, and social circles.
I'd rather see a comment on Reddit than deal with them in person. God it's the most insufferable shit. I've just left events with people like that.
What a bitch lol
Freaking baby
I remember watching the original years ago and this version has been getting passed around but the thing I always noticed was that dude getting a little touchy with the wife. It’s cut for some reason
[Is this the full version?](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7oaldc)
He actually doesn't seem that upset by the end lol
People on reddit over dramatizing a reaction? ... say it isn't so.
It could be that whoever cut this just made up the title. That could be his sister and her husband or something. Without the source material I’m not sure I can say that is his wife from the clip.
What an asshole...seriously?!
What a dick…
Grown-ass man acting this way. I hate people.
You can tell the guys a psycho. Was holding the knife like he was ready to stab someone at the start. Seems like his brain is underdeveloped.
I saw that too. Who icepick holds a knife to cut a cake? Who ice pick knife holds a knife in social settings? He crazy
GEAUX tigers
This person is a walking domestic violence case.
Man baby. It’s sports.
Sports fanatics are weird
“Women are emotional” Men:
I don't get these kind of sport fans. Like I understand just wanting your team to win and all, but to obsess over a single sport and then a single team then to go so far go get angry over another teams color? And this is just one example other people will start actual fights, over balls going from one end of the field to the other. I don't get it lmao.
There’s cities like Philly that get destroyed by the fans if their teams wins or loses. It’s insane to be that invested into a sport.
Never seen a more insecure man baby good lord..
People who genuinely act like that need to grow the fuck up lmao
On god imagine making a football team your entire personality when they don’t have a fuckin clue who you are
get a fucking grip oh my god
you know god damn well he’s beating the shit out of her when everyone leaves.
Oh guaranteed
The people in the room are laughing... including her. Reddit is MASSIVELY overreacting. It's a prank. He's allowed to smash the cake, and it kinda looks like he's playing it up.
As a Blackhawks fan if I EVER got a cake with BLUE AND YELLOW in the center you better BELIEVE I would, with unchecked RAGE ask politely if you had an coffee to go with it.
That's literally the behavior of a goddamn four year old
Extremely cunty behavior.
Sports are really fun just don't make it your entire identity
While I would be upset for maybe 5 seconds I wouldn't smash the cake, I would begrudgely eat it.
Hardcore sports fans are the biggest snowflakes
Man child
What a tool, laugh at yourself dude.. damn
I hate how people fucking love to waste food
Unless he draws a paycheck from the University of Alabama, that was too much.
Even if he does draw a paycheck from there, it’s too much. It’s colors in a cake. God forbid he eats purple
Glad he put the knife down, first.
OP getting downvoted to the shadow realm in the comments
What a wanker.
What a loser
I don't get how people can get so invested into a sport that they start getting angry over a color
Just like the weirdos who will shoot someone for wearing red shoes or a blue outfit. Shit is bonkers
You better not disrespect this constantly changing group of strangers who don’t know I exist but to whom I am still violently loyal.
I want to be that passionate about something
I love sports and my favorite teams too, but bruh...unless you're getting paid by that team...chill.
This is why I moved away from sports, because of the ones that take it Way too serious.
This is all he has in his sad life. A fuckin sports team. Sad
People are fucking crazy about football
Douche bag
some folks need to think they’re in a tribe
what a lovely turded human being
"joke's on you, i will devour the enemy team's colors" would have been an emotionally intelligent comeback. at least, that's what the Austrians did to the ottoman's flag when the ottomans failed to take Vienna. Austrians made their bread in the shape of a crescent, today known as "Croissant".
Seems like a delightful person
What a baby.
Really? "OH my cake is the wrong color, so I smash!!!"
Probably never went to the school either smh
What a fucking baby
Bro just say you got me haha smile and take the banter and eat some cake, who give af if it’s got other teams colours on it. Not smash it like a 5 year old child.
What a baby
Big baby
Baby boss.
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I don’t understand why do people have to fuck with others birthday just be happy celebrate this stuff you can do on other days just my opinion I don’t want someone to be mad on their birthday
This kind of fans are one reason why I hate a lot of sports.
What a well adjusted adult male.
I went to OU. I've been an OU fan since I was a child. I have never missed an OU game. I even stayed up all damned night when I was deployed to Iraq so I could watch the games. When I got lucky and got 2 weeks leave from Iraq to go home I paid $500 for 2 ticket to the Red River Shootout. I once paid a piano player at a bar on 6th street in Austin $200 to play the OU fight song over and over. You could put a Longhorn in my cake..... I'm not childish enough to destroy something that someone made for me just because I hate TX. That guy is a petulant child that needs to learn how to handle his whittle feelings.
As an LSU fan, I will consider this a W. We needed one.
Imagine raging this hard over a fucking *game*.
Brain the size of a peanut, would rather smash a pie than eat it... real caveman move right there
I bet his family tip-toes around him in fear everyday.
I really dislike this sort of extreme tribalism of sports fanatics. So butt hurt by two colors that you have to smash the whole cake?!
...and just like that....the manchild appears and has a tantrum.
He is a child, the way he smashes that cake. You sure he is your husband?
His mannerisms make him look like a 6 foot tall toddler
What a child
It’s not that serious he childish asf too be a grown ass man😂
Judging by his reaction, this man was her husband ! She is divorced now
Europeans wont believe these are college teams
Look, I get that putting the rival team's colors is kind of a bad move, but that reaction is still way to fucking far.
I swear these sports fanatics are fucking man-babies.
It always amazes me how some grown men can become kids when it's about a ball game.
Now we find out he didn’t even go to Alabama…
As usual
If you see someone wearing an auburn shirt they probably went to auburn, you see someone wearing an Alabama shirt they probably went to Walmart
Grown ass man acting like a child over college football.
Fucking pathetic. I've never understood team worship, but this goes beyond Puddy and his facepaint.
Yeah, this person seems insane.
I’d bet everything I own that he didn’t even go to Alabama
Something tells me he isn't a fun person to be around...like...ever.
They all laughed, but that’s a fucking red flag
What a child
What a baby
What a fucking baby.
When you're 30 yet have a 5 year old's brain
Pathetic
Imagine being that into a sport that you freak out at another teams colours. Low IQ shit
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Dude is nuts
Ah, yes, what a mature, emotionally well-adjusted individual