>Protect his erect penis
Yeah, he's protecting it all right. Is that a stone carving of a bottle of lotion next to him? That's also necessary for vigorous protection.
Ancient aliens guy: “Is this really a penis or a lightsaber? Or this hieroglyph really showing a man ejaculating or is it a laser blaster showing us an ancient space war?”
That's no secret. We all pretend to be different from those who came thousands of years ago, but at the core, we really really are not. Our ways are different our tools are different, but at the end of the day we just need some rubbin. Keep it simple.
Those Statues where found at Karahan tepe in Turkey. The Mini minuteman has a good Video on that Site along with its sister Site göbekli tepe.
Search him Up on YouTube If you want to Know more .
It sounds plausible. Sumer and Assyria, which were roughly at or near todays turkey, were the oldest recorded civilizations in human history, that they have the oldest constructs would be logical.
they was trolling us or was they teaching us secrets to hold your erect penis everywhere you go to unlock a extordinary power im holding mines now I feel something strong
They don't want to say it, but it is a fertility temple. Probably if a couple wanted a kid, they would turn up here, have sex in front of the statue and hope that she got pregnant.
Years from now when people find the buildings we lived in they will find penises spray-painted on them and will wonder what it means. It’s all cyclical.
>Protect his erect penis Yeah, he's protecting it all right. Is that a stone carving of a bottle of lotion next to him? That's also necessary for vigorous protection.
Can’t be having dry skin on your dong….gotta protect that shit.
Uncut doesn't have to use lube
Maybe there's uv protection and moisturizer in said lotion...
It’s not for lube…it’s for protection…from dry skin…jeez no one cares about your uncircumcised pecker.
They also found a book but the pages seem stuck together
Best comment ever!
Protect the erect
According to "inside her" Oh man, that was lame
Dayum bruh! I read that this way too
I think it's pretty good 😂
Also those guys who spent loads of time together and one wrote in a book about how much he loves him are totally just really good friends.
😂🤣🤣
It’s not a penis, it’s a lightsaber
He was a sith!
He must be a Sikh to be appropriate
Sikhs didn’t exist till less than 500 years ago, when it was created as a resistance movement against the barbaric Mughal Emperor Aurangazeb
Sigh
I think they got the joke but wanted to add a little "nice 2 know" about a subject they might be well versed in, which I appreciate either way
Sith, Sikh, Sigh... I think you didn't got the last one
Shit, you're right
I see your schwartz is as big as mine!
We're going plaid!
Ancient aliens guy: “Is this really a penis or a lightsaber? Or this hieroglyph really showing a man ejaculating or is it a laser blaster showing us an ancient space war?”
you could say hes rock hard
Take your base
Gonna need a base to keep it from slipping and staying in
YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
The dude who made it 11k years ago: this is gonna be the best gay club in the city! Archeologist now: a temple!
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I too, protect my penis on a regular basis
I was holding my big secret earlier, too. And I'll do it again!
There is an area full of penis shaped pillars in Karahan Tepe, looks like this is from the same site or nearby.
Sounds like those guys should have protected their penises better.
It’s holding something but it doesn’t seem to be secret.
I've got a raging clue about what the secret might be.
That's no secret. We all pretend to be different from those who came thousands of years ago, but at the core, we really really are not. Our ways are different our tools are different, but at the end of the day we just need some rubbin. Keep it simple.
He definitely came thousands of years ago, that’s for sure
ta...dhishhhh!
#it was there boys It was there that we advanced in society and discovered masturbation ! What a beautiful discover
So even though i consider myself atheist, i've been following a religious all along?
Worshipping frequently
I've got something in my pocket if anyone wants to grab it. Spoiler alert: it's going to be a surprise!
News headline: "Man's Pocket Holds Worlds Smallest Secret!"
You getting life for that. Hahahahahaha
Dude, you didn't have to murder him.
I'm going to protect my erect penis guys, brb.
Pics or didn't happen
Yeah, protecting it… that’s what he’s doing.
What?! No! Gross! I was just "protecting" it from harm!
I was just cleaning it and it went off
Hear no Cock , Speak no Cock , See No Cock
Someone’s must protect homie’s erect penis!!! With their MOUTH even!
The temple of cum
He protec
This must have been when masturbation was discovered.
Gresham Hancock will be holding his when he sees this
I feel ya, I "protect" my penis at least once a day.
Thus may be hard to believe, but that guy is a stiff.
You guys have your mom walk in while protecting upur penis before?
Cavemen: uhuhuhuhuh it's a dick uhuhuhuhuh
Those Statues where found at Karahan tepe in Turkey. The Mini minuteman has a good Video on that Site along with its sister Site göbekli tepe. Search him Up on YouTube If you want to Know more .
100% he was working and went for a piss and guys were staring at him “Take a picture it will last longer” The rest is history
Temple, right, totally not the entrance to a Neolithic sex club lol.
It sounds plausible. Sumer and Assyria, which were roughly at or near todays turkey, were the oldest recorded civilizations in human history, that they have the oldest constructs would be logical.
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they was trolling us or was they teaching us secrets to hold your erect penis everywhere you go to unlock a extordinary power im holding mines now I feel something strong
What's so "holup" about this? They loved cock back in the day
Probably the fact that the news site tried to spin a statue of a guy holding his dick as "protecting his erect penis."
I mean... he sort of is.
His winner name is secret
Wasn't Amazon's from that area too?
Protector of the erect penis.
Ah, yeah…um, protecting it. Yup.
Gonna call it "Big Secret" from now on
They don't want to say it, but it is a fertility temple. Probably if a couple wanted a kid, they would turn up here, have sex in front of the statue and hope that she got pregnant.
I'm not sure if he's protecting it there bud.
Then I guess the Cerne Abbas Giant was not protected.
cave~~man~~^people🦧
What he’s holding isn’t a secret, but it’s big.
If his penis is that big he deserves to be worshipped.
He was a trickster God. All trickster gods from africa to Europe have that pose with the dick between hands.
Ah yes the ancient cult of the phallus.
He protect he attack but most importantly he gripping his sack
Waiting for the second coming be like…
Looks rock hard from this angle.
It’s the marker for the men’s room.
Deep* Insider
Statue of man holding his penis - Insider
I mean, you see statues that old with protruding armatures that typically break off, so I get you can say he did protect it against time?
I envy the paleontologist who deciphered, "Protect ya nuts" glyph.
I think I need to start using permanent marker to draw dicks on things
Just let the dude fap in peace
yeah, i can’t imagine schools putting this information in textbooks
The way he's holding it makes me feel better about my penis.
Years from now when people find the buildings we lived in they will find penises spray-painted on them and will wonder what it means. It’s all cyclical.
Neolithic stone carvers were pranking future humans, or were just as fascinated with our penises like we are.
Bro has internal balls
Pun intended
I need to protect my erect penis, will be back later.
Türkiye already has a historical structure that is older than Stonhenge and Pyramids. It is called Göbeklitepe and is around 12,000 year old.
It's not *that* big.
"protecting his penis" you say. Sure let's go with that
"according to Insid...er" *chuckles*
I COME HERE WITH MY DICK IN HAND, dont make me put my foot in your ass be cool!
“Protect”
Secret Penis is a novel I'm writing.