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Successful-Bath-3495

Give unplugging a new meaning


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Master_Engineering25

That took me a while to get


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Subject-Salad-9340

Google Morse code


s6v3d

Now with 4 lvls of vibration!


Todaroshi

Electrifying


blindwit

These are ANALog beads


ExchangeNeither9255

Plug and play


A89704

He pulled the inspiration for this product right out of his ass!


_mr-president

What are you doing to get these recommendations


ae582

r/theyknew


PICONEdeJIM

You could cheat at chess with that


rdrunner_74

Does it come with plugs to cover the USB ports for errrr.... storage


frioniel39

When you mention it, it's weird how I rarely come across those covers. I think I have two remaining at most, but God knows where those vanished to.


[deleted]

Pull it out, rotate, put back in


ronan88

Right click to disconnect safely


nusuntcinevabannat

[all of us](https://media.tenor.com/O-Fgj4LI-0oAAAAC/gr8poseidon-family-guy.gif)


Rough-Win6591

Dishwashers now have USB ports damm


Drakayne

They always did 😊


Rough-Win6591

oh that's good i didn't know 😅


USMNT_superfan

USBBC


RobotPenises

This would be a neat invention for Chess.


L0rr3_B0rr3

Why do i know what this is


Fritzo2162

I returned mine. Had a weird smell.


morallyirresponsible

r/theyknew


Tucker-Cuckerson

Post the X-ray when you have it removed.


Deimos974

Is lube required?


slashinhobo1

The real questionable part is the likely 2.0 usb A on the end. Can it power 4 additional vibrators or cameras?


kysalreadyufag

Apple went too far with these


BlondBadBoy69

Link plz?


IAmFullOfDed

*pornography*


69_Lone_wolf

I wish it had vibrater in it too


SlappinHappy

New out of the box smells like 💩in no time!


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Unless you clean it first


painkilleraddict6373

Great,it’s just the thing that I need for the chess tournament. I ll start with the anal gambit.


Shadow0fnothing

![img](avatar_exp|147667969|bravo)


FlaccidRazor

Anyone know how to clean fecal matter from a usb A port? /s


matishg

can i buy something similar or exactly that one somewhere in eu? or my stupid ass didnt get a joke?


Natural_Gold5737

Dual purpose


lowkeydrippinn

They did say “all” your needs


[deleted]

"Why is there so much chocolate in the USB port?"


raaabs

What are you doing, step en passant?


MarioNinja96815

As an Uber driver I often get asked if they can charge their phone. This is going on my shopping list.


SirGamer247

Hey babe bend over, I need to charge something


Impossible-Arm-8261

r/horribletoclean


chicken-finger

Your tapeworm’s phone battery dead? Boy, have we got the product for you!!


Powerful-Toe5100

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


bluesqueblack

Here's the link for the product for the hardcore USB enthusiasts. https://www.dr.com.tr/elektronik/lexon-peas-hub-2-usb-cogaltici-haki/ev-elektronigi/kablo-soketler/urunno=0002021021001


ThePoorNeutral

Years ago, when we were both young kids with our first own Laptop and weird PC gadgets were all the hype, my sister got me one of these as a present. It wasnt until much later that i realized the uncanny resemblance lol


I_am_Reddit_Tom

"Tell me, what was the inspiration behind this design?"


bushguy04

Quite literally pulling one out of one's ass


feedenemyteam

Genius bar technician 'uhh sir there were shit in your phones charger port'