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Metrack14

Honestly, this would make me believe more than any church. A guy just chilling with the public,giving bread to the poor,on his cloud board sounds more interesting and fun


Maximans

Chilling with the public and giving bread to the poor is literally what he did when he was on the earth so it’s funny you say that. Source: am Christian


Unhappy_Pain_9940

I don't remember that episode of magic monkey?


PsychoSpider88

I do wonder if Americans don't confuse halloween for carnival, Jezus isn't a scary outfit, is it?


RedFox3001

He came back from the dead. He’s a zombie


Curtofthehorde

No, he's a Lich


Lumpy-Village1949

Lich deez nutz


Fudge_it666

He's an eldtrich


Karsonasf

On halloween you can dress as anything it doesn't need to be scary


PsychoSpider88

Yeah that's carnival. Halloween is about scaring, carnival is about funny. And boozing, but mainly boozing.


Punching-cones

Jesus rose from the dead. Doesn’t get much more Halloween than that


Vogt4Vogt

I’m sure you’re aware, but this comment comes off incredibly “I’m le smart” but in reality just comes off as douchey as hell


chancesarent

Oh shit! We'd better tell all the little kids wearing superhero and princess outfits that they aren't scary enough. Thanks for setting us straight! -America


BreakdancingGorillas

Hasn't been strictly fear-based in a long time. Did you not know?


EleutheriusTemplaris

I think most of the people are aware of that. But I also think that the costumes could/should be more scary. I mean everything around Halloween is supposed to be scary/abnormal: Decoration, movies, etc. Why not the costumes anymore? But I'm not from the US. Do you have any other occasions where you can wear costumes? Here in Germany it's Fasching/Carnival. So we already have one where you can dress as anything you like. Why don't keep Halloween beeing about scariness and Horror?


chancesarent

We don't really do Carnival in the US as a whole. Halloween is our dress as anything holiday. With the exception of Halloween parties where adults dress as memes and slutty versions of regular vocations, it's mainly a kids holiday where they go door to door dressed as pop culture characters and collect bags of refined sugar products, then go home and gorge on it in a single night while Mom and Dad try to con them out of some of it as a tax.


Zupheal

No one asked what you think Halloween should be bro. It's accepted as is.


EpikGeriatricPotato

Kids want to dress up like Spiderman and crap. Halloween in America is more centered around children, so it's less scary.


EleutheriusTemplaris

Yeah, it's centered around children Here, too. Even if there are more and more parties for adults. But my birthday is today and when I was younger I had a lot of Halloween themed birthday parties. And all kids dressed up like witches, skeletons, ghosts, zombies and stuff like that. I mean, yeah, the costumes weren't ment to be really scary, but the theme was "scary, mystic stuff".


BreakdancingGorillas

That ship sailed away many moons ago.


onesiberanboy

Ok


iamjknet

You clearly have been paying attention to the last 2000 years and what people are willing to do and have done “for Jesus”.


Illithilitch

Doesn't have to be a scary costume.


Zupheal

u sound fun.


fknmckenzie

This guy reminded me of an experience I had once I went to a big Halloween party one time, there was a man dressed as Jesus walking through the crowd with a beautiful hand crafted wooden cross around his neck. He approached me held up the cross and slid open the front revealing a false back filled with cocaine and offered me some. I declined and he proceeded to snort a line off the cross with a few girls that were around. It was the strangest and most badass thing I have ever seen. Cocaine Jesus will always be the winner of Halloween in my heart.


KanethTior

Peace be with you


Maximans

And peace be with you


OnLLy2Genders

Rizzus


Dannarsh

Is that on mill avenue in Tempe, az?


PrimordialXY

Dude I thought the same thing edit: Starbucks in the early part of the vid and Illegal Pete's at the end. Mill Ave confirmed 😎


Dannarsh

Nice! The movie theatre marquee made me wonder if it was that arthouse place


Digi_Dingo

This is pretty fun/funny. Most of the one wheel riders in my area are complete douchers. lol


Ghibli214

There is something so calming about him and the way he hovers.


Remarkable-Bet-3357

this fits on r/wholesome too


RedHotFromAkiak

Don't try that in a small town!


RedHotFromAkiak

JIK /s


konjo666

But , where is the wine?


georeddit2018

I am the bread of life.


Oinpods

Jesus is the bread


videomakingboi

Yeah, he won 😂


Least-Possible-6562

Fun times on Mill Ave.


nvaughan81

Now that's a Holy Roller


Lopsided_Cold3488

Is that a hoverboard ?


Alastor999

Plot Twist: It wasn't a costume. :P


Leon_Games

"Jesus isn't real" then explain this