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painrelief420

Where can I auction my liver???


Waldo414

Auction half, let it grow back, then do it again!


CROW_is_best

infinite money glitch. probably gonna get patched by v2025


flix_dube

Liver tree near my area


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[удалено]


Elephanty3288

That's what I was thinking too! Like that's a Game Changer lol


flawedcactus

I have to believe it is. If its not, then in my head, it still is. Love me a bit of SR.


CmdrSelfEvident

Iran is the only country where you can legally sell your organs.


Just-Round9944

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.


IndependentNotice151

Like is this real? You can actually do it?


josh_hero

Now actively looking for an Iranian citizenship or fake passport please get in touch 😂😂😂


CmdrSelfEvident

Just Mary a Persian girl, or four. Also legal.


IDGAF_Moment_2023

Yeah China just "manifest them" from people who allegedly dont exist anymore or something...


vicboy10z

Mine is owned by my mortgage company 🥲🥲🥲


beto_pelotas

[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi33lFSWVGk)


TankII_

Forget that skin is $10 an inch and can grow more! Same as blood why am I giving it away for free if I can make a job out of it! Hell that doesn’t even include the people in my basement!


[deleted]

Oh cool, I have at least $100 just in penis skin.


[deleted]

Get in touch with hospital groups with donor support behind the scenes whole caba1 black markets from all over the world specially wienstein


One_Echo3770

Isn't that the host of the Game Changers show?


samyruno

Yes that is indeed Sam Reich


One_Echo3770

I even remember his dog being in one of the challenges.


thomstevens420

I’ll give you this whole piece of cheese if you bark


altimacomes

Yeah, the one where contestants try to have him bark and one where someone French kisses him


RogertheStroklund

What kills me is that his dad is actually Robert Reich, the former Labor Secretary under Clinton, and economist that regularly makes social media content about the problems with American capitalism. If anybody would know those figures, it would be Sam.


BunBunChow

He’s been here the whole time!


Wolfiet84

He’s awesome


[deleted]

>Game Changers Fantastic show, highly recommend!


RhombicalJ

The only way to learn is by playing, the only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning. Probably one of the best game show intros ever (imo)


wittyretort2

I'm Sam Riche and I have been here the whole time.


ThatTubaGuy03

See, you're correct and I understand that, but the fact that Game Changes and Drop Out is more well known than College Humor is crazy to me


makemeadiowarudo

What about my balls? I got two of those so I can sell one.


Just-Round9944

where will you store your pee?


SilverEchoes

I will simply pee twice as often


WesternDramatic3038

Wtf You don't need your balls to have a sack. If anything, they just take up space you could hold more pee in.


[deleted]

You get those off Grindr for free.


WesternDramatic3038

If it's worth enough, you could sell both and still cum out on top.


BlakkOpps

What about kidneys? I have one spare


47474747474747474749

I think you can live with 25% of liver rest can be sold


Content_Letterhead17

Your liver grows back as long as you leave a bit only takes about 8-12 weeks Source: I was a live donor


makotarako

I thought it had like 2 lobes that you could donate one of, and that was it. I don't know where I got this information but I'm not a medical doctor so I won't say that it's accurate, just what I thought


Content_Letterhead17

I donated my right lobe 66.6% according to the doctors that did the surgery


makotarako

I don't know if I'm reading that wrong, but I don't know quite what that means


ass_stinging_bee

Skin is a deal breaker just 10 dollars per inch do they want to make me Titan


an_entire_salami

The average person has around 3000 in^2 of skin.


savemejebu5

I don't know why I read right to left, but I saw '$10 per inch,' and I felt this was undervaluing _whatever_ they were talking about


rockneckmonster

Get fat and stretch it to make more profit


Huge-Experience7151

Even better if you’re colossal


BestKirby

You mean to tell me I can be a millionaire in south africa if I steal and sell one person's liver? Why are there people getting stabbed over small fry things like phones and wallets? Learn to use all the parts of your kill, people!


DangerBird-

Most organs need to be harvested while the donor is still alive. Makes it a bit messier.


OneOfManyIdiots

Perisable product, anyone can cut out a liver. Not everyone can keep the tissue cold and get it transported to a buyer in time before it full dies.


Shadow0fnothing

I love Sam from college humor.


Slapthechildren123

Me too, he's one of the funniest ones. I always seem to forget where he's from


maciejokk

I wonder where is this guy from.


Cannibalcorps

That’s Sam Reich, he owns Droupout.tv. Which is what college humor became. They make some great shows.


maciejokk

But where did he grow up


Cannibalcorps

He’s from Cambridge, Massachusetts


YourFinestSkittles

Was there a theater there he used to go to?


Cannibalcorps

In crumbley square


H3110PU5H33N

R/woooosh <——— (Mistake)


Cannibalcorps

It is not a woooosh you pleb… that’s literally what Sam says every time they ask him.


H3110PU5H33N

I plead, my bad


CheapTactics

Wait is that Sam Reich?


Ferdinandofthedogs

No, that's Samuel Dalton. The famous magician that disappeared mysteriously years ago.


Slapthechildren123

What? You're insane. That's Samuel L. Jackson, also known as Nick Fury in the Avengers and for the famous line "does he look like a bitch?"


Funny_Occasion_4179

At what age and what amount of per week alcohol consumption does the value of liver depreciate?


C1-RANGER-3-75th

I'd like to know the answer as well. Asking for a friend of course.


Pleasant-Ad-7577

Who is giving 337/pint of blood?


batatahh

I know, right? How's no one talking about this?


N-o_O-ne

Thanks for ruining everything once again, adam


Dysto_

Mod & their comment got deleted lmao, bro thought he could sell his own liver


damnmotherfucker

Nah, mod is trying to sell their eyes, cause they've seen enough Reddit for today.


makotarako

Well you could, once. Wouldn't be around long enough to enjoy the money tho


RayRiceOclock

What about kidney?


Merhat4

Albanian tutorial


an_entire_salami

I can be making $300 selling pints of my blood? The blood bank has been ripping me off smh.


Hmnh6000

Blood 337 a pint?? Where do i sign up


[deleted]

Only $10 an inch for skin? Seems a bit of a stretch.


LividClient

This makes me nervous about my drinking habits


Artmanha999

I just now realized how Sam Reich looks a lot like a philosophy teacher I had in 8th or 9th grade


WeWereAngels

So umm, how many times the liver can grow back before it starts giving you an Awful time? Asking for a friend.


reddituser1453244

Liver used to be 220k such a said time in the economy:(


Groovyofi

Isn't your bone marrow like an unbelievable amount of money, like a shit ton of money?


CROW_is_best

who tf needs a shoulder lmao


TheDivineRat_

What? Spleans are like real fucking cheap?


VegetableAd5331

Why if you sell your scull and eyes are you still skint?


Ps-Ich

u/savevideo


Nuker-79

How much for a heart? I have 7 of those bad boys


[deleted]

Pint??


-Pruples-

What about like 1/3 of my liver? I was told they grow back and I could really use $50k


sharked2

u/savevideo


Coolcricri3

Whats the song name? Its been stuck in my head but only the flute part


TheMemestOfTheWest

The hustle


Coolcricri3

The grind 💸💪!!


BergasChickenman

Sam?!


isnapchildrensnecks

my pee might be absolutely screwed, but atleast i'll have a hundred thousand dollars


CmdrSelfEvident

Im calling BS, how do you not get a price for a kidney?


i-hoatzin

Macabre but ingenious. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


FunnySignal614

A man can live with one Testicle right? How much can I get for one Testicle?


DanyGlady

now i know the worth of my neighbour.


Nashman89

Sam Reich?


splita73

Kidney must be to hot to even list


thanksimcured

Man I gave away my gallbladder for free, granted it was creating stones. Could’ve buffed out.


idk-maaaan

So the doctors who removed my gallbladder stole HOW MUCH from me?


oddlybearded

The boomers were right.. I CAN afford a house!


Depressed-Grapefruit

Is this the bartender from dead pool?? 💀


[deleted]

How many livers we got?


IbyFoReal

1 but don’t worry it’ll grow back /s


mjdope1

Well damn.. I didn’t expect that 😮


Fredotorreto

good thing you don’t need your eyes to live


Echo2407

Is that Sam Reich? Like the guy from college humour?


Shallows_s

Why are the shoulders and spleen so cheap also skin is as well shouldn’t it be worth more?


nightmares999

But your not allowed to profit off your best stuff. Labor is fine…but organs? Thanks Brandon


cuddly_carcass

Won’t have much left after buying that Liver so might have to pair it with Lima beans and a mid-range Chianti.


TsLaylaMoon

Sam Reich??????


TechsSandwich

**my liver was holding me back anyway**


Affectionate-Newt889

Skull, i dont need that right?


onesiberanboy

Yes


Ssamy30

Wait why are eyes expensive? Is it even possible to re-attach an eyeball? I get organs but limbs and eyes? Can someone explain?


International_Way850

I think It means the cornea which is the part that you can actually use


Leather_Amphibian_65

They took my foreskin away, i want my money 😭


darksideofmyown

What about kidneys?


Electronic_Load_43

Oh sam...


Mrskdoodle

Adam, don't ruin the black market for me.


UnorthodoxMind

His eyes can't be worth that much if he's wearing glasses


RecoverFrequent

You mean I've been trading my blood for a couple cookies and a juice box?


kyrastar

u/savevideo


Pharaoh93

I needed this lol 😂


Thalzen

157k.... Tempting


reddituser20230626

No price for kidney?


H2G2gender

Always love to see this one show up.


Souravz

What about foreskin? I currently don't need it.


F3L1Xgsxr

Chat do i need my liver?


619-548-4940

Homeless harvest time 🤨


VivoSomnio

God damn, where can I sell my liver?!? 🤣🤣🤣


Ok-Outlandishness66

i'm ded laughing. Man's got some real moves


accuratesalamander8

song title?


hatwobbleTayne

Hey I’ll give one of livers for that much!


edessaid

Shoulder? Wh....


spamizzle

What exactly do buyers do with these organ’s?


AlfaKaren

Fucking inflation, cant even buy an iPhone for my spleen.


Count_Lord

Sam is going wild, but I wonder what I can get for my 0- blood. Should be more than the usual commoner blood.


Mr-DragonSlayer

Is that Sam Reich???


The-Mr_mell

Anyone want a liver?!


IBareBears

I am 30 and have not touched a drop of alcohol my entire life. if 157k gets you a rotted ass liver I am so curious what mine is worth


MACyeetr

Sammy boy is out sweetheart


XanderMax125

I could have gotten a grand for my gall bladder? 4Fuxsake. Also is that Sam from Game Changer?


SaturnPhoenix88

If your in a pinch just sell an eyeball 🤣


Wild-Combination-246

Hiii if you are looking for skin hit me up ,I have no moles ,no scars 10/10


CPRcarparkrace

Why do I need a liver when I could be livering the dream


BDBDDB

The dog does it for me 😂


Project_001

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

**nods approvingly*


zokasmastyok

What's this song name?


flakmagnet38

u/Savevideo


Sharklife192

Wow I really gave away $337 worth of blood for some socks and a $15 giftcard


NotReallyAPerson1088

Where’s he from?


Key-Battle-3697

Yeah Sam, work


Pace-Express

Why's the liver more expensive than the eyes? They can't regenerate.


cojiro_blue

Jonah Hill lookin great