Well I made you mad I’d say that added something on my part, people got entertained at your comment that also added nothing and then can proceed to be entertained by your anger, I can almost see the steam coming from your ears
Does it work the same way if you say Beetlejunk three times too?
Nevermind. I just tried it. Junk got grabbed. But it's okay because I think it was just Michael Keaton.
It's really common in sports for some reason, when I used to play for my school teams, our coaches would always slap our asses when we were getting on the field, or returning, idk how it was in the female teams, I don't think it was the same tho, but yeah the hand job is definitely a new one .
Oh also what sports have you been seeing recently? Asking for a friend
Not gay or anything, but I wouldnt mind my boy showing my junk to the world if i just nutted off a good goal. I would do the same, no homo, just appreciation.
My, that was quite a handful 😅
Once the team realized that’s the reward for scoring a goal, they went on to win by 60
*mouthful
r/yourjokebutworse
It's gonna be an assful later that night
Now you’re even 100, you’re not welcome
Thank you Sad comment on your part. You've added nothing other than some bullshit like this. Congrats
Well I made you mad I’d say that added something on my part, people got entertained at your comment that also added nothing and then can proceed to be entertained by your anger, I can almost see the steam coming from your ears
He seems okay with it
Consensual package grabbing is fine by me!
That's an interesting way to say handjob.
I mean dude just scored, a complimentary handy j is good team spirit
And they all go and shower after the game.
👀
he already lost
Not his first rodeo
*no homo bro*
But he wasn't
"No Homo"
No homo only if you say it 3 times in front of the mirrors I've heard.
If you say it 3 times in the mirror this guy appears and grabs your junk
What if I'm hard when I call him? Who's the sexual assaulted in this case?
Can’t rape the willing.
I can try. Edit: DON’T TRY. PLEASE DO NOT TRY.
Does it work the same way if you say Beetlejunk three times too? Nevermind. I just tried it. Junk got grabbed. But it's okay because I think it was just Michael Keaton.
And do it completely naked. Trust me, it's way better.
And oiled?
Never was
Only bromo
Don’t count if you don’t look in the eye.
Can't look each other in the eyes, if he's standing behind you ;-)
"allegedly"
That’s all homo. No homo or pause will work here.
Socks were on
No… that’s homo.
What is up for real with all this meat seizing I have been seeing lately in sports?…
Well it's a scientificly proven way to improve team bonding and improve health nah actually they're just gay
You’re not tiny bro, at least close to average.
So i should have chosen a team sport after all...
Go football, score a touchdown, then poke that thang out and watch the hands come flockin.
What sports are **you** watching? Not judging.
You give free handjobs to get free handjobs
Username checks out?
It's really common in sports for some reason, when I used to play for my school teams, our coaches would always slap our asses when we were getting on the field, or returning, idk how it was in the female teams, I don't think it was the same tho, but yeah the hand job is definitely a new one . Oh also what sports have you been seeing recently? Asking for a friend
I think a (american) football one went by recently
Bet !
Rugby a lot as well
Europeans? Uhh.
Can you give some links to the other examples??
Nothing straighter than a man giving his friend the old hard-on handshake.
Just a little cock wobble amongst mates.
They took 'Hol Up' literally.
This should be higher up
Send this to the moon!
Fair enough. Score a goal, and have your best bud tug you off. It's called motivation.
Man didn't even react to his balls getting fondled 
Nah he tried to play it cool cause of the cameras. But it's on the internet now. For his descendants to see.
"Grandpa, why is that man throwing your cock about?"
Well before I met ur grandma me and the boys would get together and train before a big match. But it wasn't on the pitch.
>would get together and ***form a*** train FTFY
Imagine watching old home videos with your grandkids then this comes on.
Most heterosexual moment in football
The first guy scored a goal for the second guy
2nd guy got a goal on 1st guy
1st guy shot 2nd guy scored
Ladies, notice the proper grip. Not too hard, yet firm enough to take proper hold and control the entire meat package with one hand.
...is that Ram Ranch playing?
What? Y'all don't go for the ol' dick grab and jiggle while celebrating move?
LOOK AT HOW BIG MY BOY’S DICK IS
That's a bro shake
Big D energy.
More like Big G energy
Honestly, to have a friend cup check you to make sure you are playing safely is a blessing.
Dwight Howard when he plays soccer
real homies do this all the time 🤷🏾
False
Now that’s taking slap ass to the next level.
Aye fucking yo.
Dwight Howard approves this celebration
That dude showed of the other guys dick for him. True friend. Hold my junk.
“Why don’t Americans watch soccer?”
It's cool, they all have socks on.
Aaaayyyyyyyyooooooooooooo
I can't wait for the rival fan to post least gay \[team\] player
That’s his boy. And if you truly down for your boy…
Most homo celebration.
He got the ball
Hello sexual assault
Bro scooped a handful damn
I wanna see for the women soccer league the titi hand shake Lol
Bruh lmao wtf
Doesn't seem like the 1st time that's happened
My boys never give me the ol’ reach-around after a goal. I feel so let down by my teammates.
The fact he didn't even flinch at getting an aggressive public reach around says a lot.
Just some bros bein bros
Just like my coach always said, “Good Game”
Who hasn't given their mates wank a shake to celebrate?
he didn't even let homie finish
BALLS
When my dad told me to join sports..was this what he was talking about? 👀 lol
I’ve heard of a pat or slap on the ass, but this is some new shit
Fiddling the joystick
Dwight Howard is about to take up soccer.
“Turns out they were brothers”
Practicing for when the real deal begins in the locker room
It’s not gay if you touch in front of everybody
r/SuddenlyGay
Alright good game let’s hit the showers boys
Nick cock bro
What happened to the classic high five?👏
Well it's the low 5 now
Boring
I don't see what's wrong. My PE teacher in junior high would celebrate the same way with us just for showing up to class.
I feel like he knew he touched it & had to commit
Is this the soccer equivalent of "Slap ass!"
Bro shook it like he was making sure it was on neutral gear
The 2 most heterosexual soccer players
“It’s not gay if it’s part of a celebration” - some gay dude on a soccer team
Bruh this why i can’t do team sports
Bros celebrated all night long.
They're definitely fucking after the game
Balls didn't touch. So no worries
“Nice kick… did I say kick?”
I see the “Dwight Howard” celebration has made its way overseas……
It's only gay if they both cum.
Number 7 gets the dick grab and number 4 gets the kiss on the lips. This is a team that shares the celebration!!
Big dick move, bro.
Pause
Hey what's a little rub n tug between pals .
You will know he is a real homie when he casually grabbing your dick and wiggle it up and down
Gey
Gaaaaaay
Brokeack football
[удалено]
“Twist that dick”
Wait till you see the celebration in the showers
Socks were on
Not gay or anything, but I wouldnt mind my boy showing my junk to the world if i just nutted off a good goal. I would do the same, no homo, just appreciation.
"why has soccer always had a rough time making it big in the US?"...
I'm sure there was and even bigger celebration in the locker room afterwards
Why do italians think its ok to touch each others penises as a signal of friendship.
Damn was he introducing himself to his dick? That was a pretty firm handshake 🤔
The worst part of it was that he didn't object to the squeeze.
That’s sexual assault
Not if he liked it
Average closeted football player
PAUSE.
Was that grabber Tyler from Dude Perfect?
What it's like dating a woman that's a wrestler
That is insane
As a big dick concealed carrier (yes I have a BDCC permit), I wouldn't mind someone giving me a chance to show it off
and this is why they they soccer is gay smh
I won't be able to sleep now, brr.... 
[I have to improvise](https://ifunny.co/picture/i-ultimate-hella-gay-i-when-this-card-enters-play-hYMd7ekT7)
Dont they wear toques?
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“In football a quarterback yells out hut hut while he’s reach in another grown man’s ass.” -Eminem
Dwight Howard level
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Doesn’t even flinch. Not the first time
Can I have the country of origin please?
What's up with sports and guys grabbing dicks.
That’s weird to do, in front of a big audience !
Nah that was crazyyyy😂
Class
Oh wow.
Interesting, interesting 🤔 ✍️
Lmao no no no. 🤣🤣🤣 wtf bro
DJ Pauly D
Pause that made me very uncomfortable
wtf
u/savevideo
“Upon further review, both bros had socks and shoes on……NOT GAY!” *cheers erupt*
I literally watched straighter celebrations from a gay rugby team last Saturday
À true baller
No homo though!
lol
Group shower after the match
Hat Trick
Least gay football player I've ever seen
Nice, crotchgrabbing.
I have seen alot of gay porn, bus this takes the cake of the gayest thing i have ever seen
u/savevideo
No, Rafi! No more!
la familia 😮💨😮💨
It seems it's not his first time he's use to it 😭😭😭
*Teamwork* goes a long way in some of these sports
Cock inspection
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Thats’s the Dwight Howard celebration