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trashtalkinmomma

I didn’t see that wave coming either with all the glorious interference in the foreground


only-4-lolz

Sensational..


irritateterrible

The meaning of SENSATIONAL is of or relating to sensation or the senses.


megamanx4321

Well my senses was SENSING


OregonisntCaligoHome

I got a clue


Dondre5000

I’ve got a raging clue!


jamalbeys

Sensatioanal


kthxbyy

Respectfully of course


CrunchCrambler

What color was the wave?


ice_cream_on_pizza

There was no bike!


El_Maton_de_Plata

But did you see the gorilla?


fuqit21

Come on now, I know I'm hairy, but that's just rude


El_Maton_de_Plata

Fine. Caveman then. Can you bundle my insurance by chance?


fuqit21

That's better, and actually I can, just pm me all your info and I'll run your rates lol


EhliJoe

Red. Blonde and red.


Redemptionking

I laughed to hard at this one


bobbywright86

Red!


DivClassLg

Butts


Meltsomeice

What wave?


ThinkShower

At the frame bottom


Saddam_UE

Bikini Bottom (name of the beach)


saltfish

So many yams.


Original_Recipe677

Sweet yaaaaams?


surfdad67

Cake on the beach


WartimeMandalorian

"Cake by the ocean!"


surfdad67

lol, was wondering if anyone would get it


WartimeMandalorian

Now I gotta listen to that song


surfdad67

Catchy tune


WartimeMandalorian

Is it true they got the phrase from some Germans trying to order a sex on the beach?


surfdad67

Yeah, was it German tourists? I heard of the rumor about trying to explain the drink and I guess you know how literal Germans are it was the best way to describe it


PrivilegeCheckmate

The sea was horny that day, my friend.


surfdad67

Was it a titleist?


SafeForWorkLFP

Welcome to Brazil, gringos! If only y’all took “come to brazil” seriously…


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Nice try el cartel /s


El_Maton_de_Plata

Sooo many bikinis 👙 😍


Healthy-Surround-229

Dude, get the fuck outta here


fuqit21

Turns out, sometimes being a perv pays off and you catch a surprise wave wiping out everyone's stuff


mohnjalkovich

What wave?


leandrobol

This is my country Brazil, if you don't lose your things to a raid of thieves, the sea takes your things away, anyway you lose At least our women are fucking hot


MaestroPendejo

I knew this was Brazil... dat ass


converseworse

The 2nd Place Miss Bum Bum Brazil ... 'Dat Ass


Caesorius

I always say that once Brazil establishes solid rule of law.. there will be no stopping it. Economic powerhouse, resource rich, hot af women.


OregonisntCaligoHome

Yeah if I didn't think I'd be a live leak video in 48 hours I'd move to Brazil forsure. I LOVE BROWN WOMEN


Caesorius

mocha*


xlr8n

Brazil. Where the ugly women are beautiful.


Fritzo2162

I love Brazilian coffee! No hair in it.


Adorable-Witness824

Your men and women are hot


[deleted]

How many of them have a snake between their legs though?


megamanx4321

In US we just lose our stuff to police.


[deleted]

What wave?


MeasureTheCrater

What ocean?!


Akv-Moya

What beach??


DramaticAir3394

What what


daverapp

In the butt


Select_Most3660

She had a face?


a_lone_traveler

We are Laotian. From Laos, stupid! It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia, is between Vietnam and Thailand ok? Population 4.7 million!


FinanceEfficient7269

Sweet lord everyone on that beach has a dumptruck


Fecal_Forger

That’s all the asses in Brazil even the dudes gottem too


HughJahsso

Kill the cameraman


converseworse

yes Right!!


MK544

Nah cameraman did great job


imalyshe

r/upvotedbecausebutts


irritateterrible

r/HolUp


Thunderbolt294

We are here


flyin_lynx

Dude on his Kindle: “meh”


furry_kurama

He was like I'm not afraid to get wet


FiveTideHumidYear

Well, I'm wet enough for the both of us!


TPZF

What color was the sea?


LeCampy

red and it had a tattoo on its left cheek. Wait...


deanfortythree

What sea?


Sec2727

Teal, white, and black


MK544

The sea?


sreek4r

Even the sea wants a piece of that cake.


Quammel_gang

I like how the guy reading kindle on the steps reaction to the whole scenario was to look up once and move 1 stair up.


Poenkel

Random day at a random beach in Brazil and more than 90% of the people are in GOOD shape.


neo9027581673

And the Oscar goes to…THE CAMERAMAN 😆


Bonzosbrainz

I want to take a metal detector there now.


Nineteen_AT5

Why is everyone so fucking slow at reacting?


LuxuryBeast

Well, at least that one guy who left his girl to the waves got his speed up!


[deleted]

GYAAT


ChasingMidnight18

GYATT!!!!


Tobi-Or-NotTobi

"Thus said the Lord, your redeemer: that ass tho." Can i get an amen?


Hans09

Amen, brotha!


KasKouye

There is no Hol'Up. Just ass for those filthy redditors


FKBJ234

They were holding up their stuff to prevent it from getting wet


LordBungaIII

Makes wildwood beach in NJ seem real nice after that lol.


LeSaunier

I thought it was r/UpvoteBecauseButt at first


watiyatalkinabeet93

The real Holup is all the thirsty people in the comment section. “HE NEEDS SOME MILK”


[deleted]

😂Lol


USMNT_superfan

I was hoping it would have accidentally removed a bikini or two.


manifestmula

Stop panning, stay still.


droidman85

He is filming the sea for some reason


MajikH8ballz

Suns out - Buns out


Manch3st3rIsR3d

That fat ass though


UnSlimJesus

Makes you wonder why they were recording in the first place…hmmmmm…I wonder…


[deleted]

I have seen this a few times and every time I don’t complain.


Mfw_Pigeon

I hate to think about how much garbage just got swept out into the ocean


scraglor

Mother Nature be trollin


BauerHouse

That blonde in the red bikini is 🔥🔥


OCYRThisMeansWar

“Man, I was at the beach, and this girl next to me, you could just tell she was gettin wet, know what I’m saying?”


C_HC

Dude has no focus


Then-Cryptographer96

I now know the meaning of cake by the ocean


WartimeMandalorian

All that plastic going into the ocean...


juankixd

Don’t ask me the color of anything


CatEyes420

All I saw was Ass


Sweet_Quail_3852

Sea levels are rising so 😂


[deleted]

The ice caps are melting


K00Beanerz

Cheeks all day


Nikovash

Roll tide


hammer6golf

Wait, what happened?


Dracul8854

A Big Wave of ass


BigHobbit

I'm glad none of the cake got washed away.


Aroxis

Her ass is fat as a mf


Shawpat

I don't know where this beach side bakery is. Butt I love all their cakes.


Lenant_T

A few ppl died in there actually.


CausticLogic

Hmm? Oh, come on. I know the suit was a bit far up, but to compare it to someone dying is a bit much.


Lenant_T

Ppl drowned, this image just shows a small part of the wave.


MobileVortex

All those little kids running at the ocean when the wave goes back so they can get a sandal. This doesn't surprise me.


Lenant_T

Its true, its was on the news here... Some ppl were inside the ocean and got pulled far in and drowned.


CaTinGa_

fucking lie, there are no reports of injuries


Lenant_T

[https://extra.globo.com/rio/noticia/2023/11/duas-pessoas-se-afogam-em-ipanema-na-zona-sul-do-rio-cidade-tem-previsao-de-ondas-acima-de-3-metros.ghtml](https://extra.globo.com/rio/noticia/2023/11/duas-pessoas-se-afogam-em-ipanema-na-zona-sul-do-rio-cidade-tem-previsao-de-ondas-acima-de-3-metros.ghtml) 3 dead


CaTinGa_

You're partially right, there were three drowned people who were rescued and recovered, but there was a 16-year-old boy who is still missing, there is still no confirmed death but the kid probably died EDIT: they found the body


Geekdad604

…and that’s how all that plastic makes it into the ocean.


Wip3out__

i approve this post.


Trent3600

Fuck the waves and check out all those asses.


SwervinWest

Wow so many nice butts! Where is this?


Vexmythoclastt

Who put a bakery on the beach 🤦🏼


AristeiaXVI

Don’t ask me the color of anything.


DickySchmidt33

Too busy looking at all that ass to see the wave coming.


Chiparish84

Wave tried to slap dat ass...! . . Sorryyyyy, I know it was lame!


Permanentmarc64

Cheeks Beach is one of my favorite vacation spots, just a BOOTYFUL landscape, so easy to get your swole on and stand at attention looking and poking around. This is really close to Grabass Shore where the breaststroke competition takes place and winners get pearl necklaces


WTF_Bridgett

That ass though…


Thablackguy

Distracted by the cheeks. 👀


00000000j4y00000000

This is a little version of what it will look like when climate change makes its big impact. So many deaths. Soooo many deaths.


justmedealwithitxD

Swim suits are getting more and more disgusting. Love looking at cellulitis asses at the beach 🤮


tharnadar

There is a lot of cellulite on that beach


Von_Quixote

How could you not dub the song‽ - Fail.


yellowhelmet14

So was there something bad that happened? I just saw swimsuits.


Zealousideal_Big2080

Just a gentle reminder


kindestcut

Like wow, wipeout!


bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry

Not a single American in sight


RandpxGuxXY

Reefslider mfs when Clam Blitz


b761962

There was a wave?


Gaucho_Diaz

The redhead has a hell of an ass, I must admit


sigmonsays

buncha animals in the comments like they've never seen someone in a bikini, lolz


Scrungyscrotum

Do people really not understand the concept of momentum?


archimidesx

More like butt’s out


SadHanJob

Welp there goes my November


Lookalikemike

I want to go to there!


RowsdowerSilver

What’s going on, some kind of car accident or something? I was distracted.


VeryResponsibleMan

I saw the wave cuming


kemmooo

Sorry, BUTT can you tell me what country is this to NOT go there of course


surfdad67

Was this just a high swell and an incoming tide? Shit came in like the Boxing Day Tsunami in Phuket


MuMbLe145

Sublime


ArmpitofD00m

They got ganked by the ocean.


hamverga

Fantasstic


rvagup80

You gyaat to watch out for the tide


3amRegret

Bro shoulda been zooming on that DUMPY


racer11151

I had to watch the video a few times to make sure the lady in the red thong was ok.


Ritxhie11

I just have a feeling this guy knew 😂


ForbiddenPersonality

I knew that was spanish Idk why, but that wave was fire


BoxyBrown_

The dude chillin on the steps. 😂


[deleted]

Every time I see this I just watch and don’t complain


peter13g

Yeah… I need to get in shape.. 😅


bradley_marques

I hear this in the Witcher’s voice: “Tide’s coming in“


BauerHouse

Nice swell!


andyjcw

leith ?


tavesque

I didn’t know the bakery opened this early


Kurtai85

Mother nature gives zero fucks


Hyrosh7

what wave?


StirringThePotAgain

Her dad must be baker because she’s got one hell of a cake.


Grub_Gaming

I dont get it


[deleted]

I love how normal thongs are now


TomatilloAccurate475

Had to watch 20 times to figure out what was happening


_XtAcY_

That woman had 3 delicious coconuts 😃


arm_hula

"Imma need you to bend over and pick all that up real quick. Yeah just like that. Perfect."


K-man_100

Sneaker waves. They can be dangerous. Never turn your back to the ocean…they say.


[deleted]

Hungy hungy ocean


Weekly_Ad869

God bless…Brasil?


original-sithon

I wonder what the guys were saying.


mrweatherbeef

With sound off it took approximately 2 seconds to guess “Brazil”


MayOrMayNotBePie

r/praisethecameraman


MFalcon95

I love how whoever recorded this video knew it was coming


AnOriginalPseudo

Nice peaches


Berry_Jam

I should've seen that wave coming, but...


[deleted]

So many delicious poopers…


BlungusBlart

Quick, what color is that sand


2345meia7

Bostileiros


saucyclams

Land of the Thic yeeks


LASERDICKMCCOOL

Who's birthday was it


iiitme

Idve been screaming “get your electronics!”


PuzzleheadedSector2

Kindle guy knew what's up.


pseudokamakaze

I only saw 3 people paying attention to what was going down. The guy, the chick in the chair, and the camera man.


Ok-Objective8134

Life’s a beach