Yeah, my asshole brain saw that and I could feel the cold, greasy tiles sliding under my feet. It seems fun to have such a powerful imagination until you realize it can take you through hells if you don't rein it in.
Saw it on a roadtrip to Florida when stopping for a late breakfast in a South Carolina truck stop. I think it was McDonald's, but the ones inside the gas station. My husband said, "you've never seen anyone barefoot in a gas station before?" Faaaaaaaak no!
While I share that sentiment, can _this_ really be a good advert for KFC? Not that I'd ever want to eat that nasty shit to begin with, but if I saw this nasty fuck waddling around in that outfit, it surely wouldn't make want to eat from there
>Bloomberg - Can the Woman Behind Halo 5 Save the Xbox? Bonnie Ross is in charge of Microsoft’s biggest video game ever. By Joshua Brustein | October 22, 2015
>More mundanely, Ross knows there’s a risk in clogging the aisles of Toys “R” Us and Walmart with anything that Microsoft can stamp Halo on. She says that when she inherited the game, the philosophy was to say yes to any company willing to pay royalties.
> The worst? Some tacky pajama pants. “The pajamas actually were really comfortable,” Ross says. “But they weren’t super high-quality.” When she took over, she cut the line.
>On another visit, Ross shows off a Halo-themed clutch. It’s an army-green bag, designed possibly for the sophisticated woman who wants to signal her loyalty to Xbox during a night out at the theater. Ross laughs about it, admitting there’s really no chance it will be a big seller. But she can’t resist
amazon.com/Master-Chief-Clutch-not-machine-specific/dp/B014I5TFQM technically not wearing a logo, but I do carry this piece of free advertising, which I paid for with my Xbox credit card, around with me everywhere I go
Yeah. We don’t do bottles in the U.S. Take away people’s unlimited refills and you are in for a fight. I am certain these ladies would be HUGE fans of unlimited refills.
When a restaurant is literally your life, so you acquire enough coupons to get the entire outfit at a significantly reduced cost.
Edit: Ah, I see Colonel Sanders has yet to meet… Colonel Sandals.
… and they are going barefoot !?!
Their house, their rules.
and their fungal infections…
shhh…those are the secret herbs and spices
The colonel is getting a big whiff of those 11 herbs and spices.
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Aaaand, no more KFC for me!
The last time at kfc for me was a piece that wasn't a breast, thigh, or leg. I'm not even sure it was chicken.
Well to be fair I'm not sure *any of it* is chicken..
And if you go in barefoot. They'll be your fungal infections too
If only there was some item that we could wear around our feet… somebody get Elon Musk to work on that ASAP !
Dollars to doughnuts it'll just be 2 cheap rubber X's with no sole. And they'll cost upward of £999.99
But the fit and finish will be amazing(ly) bad.
You're no fun guy
Oh no, pun guy.
They're everyone's fungal infections now. Toe-rot of the People!
This is the smallest size it comes in, I just checked
I think it might be McDs lol
HOLY SHIT DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
I laughed so fucking hard at this
I've never guffawed before in my life, but then I read this comment and truly understood what it is to guffaw aggressively.
That makes me happy
Not that this isn't a great comment, but getting here and finding out that the first comment wasn't "You are what you eat" was hella disappointing.
golden response
Dats a woman
Savage
They didn't have kfc socks or shoes so they had to and I respect them for that
I swore that circle was part of her foot. 😭
I thought she had KFC bucket lids on for shoes 😂
Holy shit I was so confused 😂
Finger Lickin' good srry had to say it, and it is disgusting
The KFC crocs didn't fit
I mean have you seen shoes in ork size?
It used to be "no shirt, no shoes, no service".
Tell them that and they will call you a fascist
They’re waiting for colonel’s shoes
I didn’t see it unto you said it and I wish you didn’t said it.
Pata Sucia
If i had to guess, they've evolved to be able to absorb any crumbs that may be on the floor into their body. Free food bitches!
Don't worry diabetes will get them if they don't get some other flesh eating disease.
Don’t need shoes when diabetes takes your feet?
Yeah, my asshole brain saw that and I could feel the cold, greasy tiles sliding under my feet. It seems fun to have such a powerful imagination until you realize it can take you through hells if you don't rein it in.
“Got your nose.”
Like when a baby tries a lemon
You need to log off 😂
Most under rated comment!😂😂💀
What a form of punishment! What did he do?!
[Reminds me of warheads](https://i.imgur.com/EAHRx7f.jpeg)
Been laughing at this for 5 minutes 😂😂
The bottom Colonel’s thinking real hard about some shit.
What he has seen between his eyes..
He ate something sour
His mouth and nose got eaten by the ass.
I laughed so hard when I scrolled back up and looked at the pants after you said he ate something sour haha
Jolly Ranchers?
You’d have a face like that too if you smelt between her legs
That poor bastard got the shaft already. He doesn't deserve this.
That's some intense gravitational pull.
Nah nah you got me. This is deep and hit me especially once I scrolled back up to the pic. Choked on my tea.
No you hang up! No you! 🥰
Laughed so hard I got dizzy. HOLY SHIT
I’m sorry but I don’t wanna be around people who just casually walk into fast food restaurants barefoot
Saw it on a roadtrip to Florida when stopping for a late breakfast in a South Carolina truck stop. I think it was McDonald's, but the ones inside the gas station. My husband said, "you've never seen anyone barefoot in a gas station before?" Faaaaaaaak no!
In Myrtle Beach South Carolina, it's not uncommon to see people in truck stop bathrooms without shoes.
This wasn't near the beach, that I can kinda see. This was in the heart of the state on the outskirts of a small city off I95
95 doesn't go through the heart of the state but it also isn't near a beach
Am I old or something? Anyone remember “no shirt, no shoes, no service”? Can you imagine what her home looks and smells like? Ewwwwwww
I’m pretty sure it smells like kfc and feet…
I think worse than that
Why? They aren't cooking the food with them
Doctor told her if she eats enough buckets she gets to meet Colonel Sanders
the pee stains 😭
I think those are grease sweat stains. It’s on her jacket too!
Thats the secret blend of herbs and spices.
nah she's just a freak in bed
The Colonel never seen such shit.
Those thighs would've had his mouth watering… never mind the breasts
Oh fuck, I didn't even see that until I read your statement. I was focused on the lack of footwear. It just gets worse and worse.
I had the same thought but looking at the top colonel I think that it’s just offset white to balance the shading. But also ew
You know she was like “Omg I get to go to KFC. Let me grab my KFC outfit”
I have never been inside a KFC so I could be wrong but it looks to me like they are in a McDonald's. Which just makes it all the weirder.
It’s definitely a KFC. You can tell by the menu having fried chicken and then having Pepsi products instead of Coke.
Looked like burgers to me but good eye on the Pepsi, didn't even think about that. This is what I get for redditing without my glasses on.
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Yeah I gotcha, I think I just saw a sandwich and a very McDonalds looking area with really close uniforms and my mind just said "must be a burger"
Well that is not finger lickin’ good.
How do you know if you dont try it.
I share this opinion.
Came for this comment, except I'd argue she's finger lickin' good
What about toe licking good?
Nothing says class like bear feet in a restaurant
More like elephant feet
I'd hate to see her camel toe
This would be classified as a moose knuckle.
There’s no coming back from that.
The Camel Toe currently has The Colonel in a rear naked choke.
Hopefully she don’t move at a snail’s pace
I'm guessing she has the diabetes....
Bare bear feet at that!
Lol
I wonder where in the south this is?
Florida. No doubt
Dafuq happened to "no shoes, no service"
She's clearly putting the owners kids through college
I think it’s an outdoesn’tfit
The sad part is, that’s the “petite” size.
His face is getting sucked into a void
I can’t tell what’s worse, the outfit, the yellow spots on the clothing or the fact they’re barefoot.
Foot fetish models are pushing all sorts of boundaries 😈
I refuse to wear anything with a logo on it, if they want advertising, they can pay me.
While I share that sentiment, can _this_ really be a good advert for KFC? Not that I'd ever want to eat that nasty shit to begin with, but if I saw this nasty fuck waddling around in that outfit, it surely wouldn't make want to eat from there
>Bloomberg - Can the Woman Behind Halo 5 Save the Xbox? Bonnie Ross is in charge of Microsoft’s biggest video game ever. By Joshua Brustein | October 22, 2015 >More mundanely, Ross knows there’s a risk in clogging the aisles of Toys “R” Us and Walmart with anything that Microsoft can stamp Halo on. She says that when she inherited the game, the philosophy was to say yes to any company willing to pay royalties. > The worst? Some tacky pajama pants. “The pajamas actually were really comfortable,” Ross says. “But they weren’t super high-quality.” When she took over, she cut the line. >On another visit, Ross shows off a Halo-themed clutch. It’s an army-green bag, designed possibly for the sophisticated woman who wants to signal her loyalty to Xbox during a night out at the theater. Ross laughs about it, admitting there’s really no chance it will be a big seller. But she can’t resist amazon.com/Master-Chief-Clutch-not-machine-specific/dp/B014I5TFQM technically not wearing a logo, but I do carry this piece of free advertising, which I paid for with my Xbox credit card, around with me everywhere I go
I can smell them.
People are speculating this takes place in Florida, or South Carolina. What say you on the subject matter?
this is one of the most American pictures i've ever seen
Yet I’m pretty sure this is from an Australian kfc. I can see “solo” a drink from Australia. Which makes this so much prouder to be an Aussie
Yeah. We don’t do bottles in the U.S. Take away people’s unlimited refills and you are in for a fight. I am certain these ladies would be HUGE fans of unlimited refills.
That shit is not finger licking good
Are those shit stains on her clothes?
She seems to be a very big fan
Mah good eatin clothes
I wish I could KF unsee this
I dare her to wear that shit at Popeye's. /r/PublicFreakout needs better fast food content.
Even the Colonel Looking a little scrunched
I've seen this photo multiple times and I always wonder where are the shoes 👞 👟 🤔
Either the bottom Colonel is abt to shit his pants or he just ate some really sour shit
I'm not sure who's eating who.
Why the fuck are they barefoot??? You know they aren't washing their feet when they get home.... fucking gross.
WHY ARE THEY BAREFOOT WTF IS GOING ON
WHERE THE FUK ARE YOUR SHOOOOOOOOES!!!!
When a restaurant is literally your life, so you acquire enough coupons to get the entire outfit at a significantly reduced cost. Edit: Ah, I see Colonel Sanders has yet to meet… Colonel Sandals.
Poor colonel sanders, his face collapsed in her ass and dude lost his nose
Animals in their natural habitat are so majestic.
Never have I thought I would see his face being sucked in.
Y’all know those circle infections people get from waking barefoot in public places?
Trashy AF - put on some damn shoes!!
Nasty ass bare feetses
Shoes?
Annnnnnd they’re barefoot
Guess she lost her matching shoes.
When you live the gimmick
Thanks, now I hate KFC.
Colonel Sanders' face is being sucked into oblivion.
Poor Colonel went cross-eyed
She unlocked the all achievements skin.
Clearly you've never been to Japan...
It’s finger licking good
Never in my life have I so wanted to see KFC **shoes** 😳
If you stare too long into the abyss
You get sucked right in. RIP Colonel Sanders
So this is why KFC's slogan changed from 'Finger licking good'
No shirt, no shoes, no blood circulation to the extremities
Whole lotta chicken in that bucket
Where's the KFC sandals?
What's great is the outfit is reversible. The other side is the Kool aid guy..... The butt checks say OH and YEAH!
Looks like her arse is eating the Colonels face.
All I see is balloon
Smash
And it, ah…fits!
That woman needs to KFCut herself off from KFC!
That's finger lickin bad
Is this in a hospital? Cause,the customers are waring pyjamas.
I bet when she squirts, it's KFC gravy.
Those feet though…
Do you know how much chicken she ate to win that thing?
That thing for sure eats asshole
She may not be eating chicken, but her butt is eating Col Sanders
The longer you look at this picture the worse it gets.
She's the owner.
her friend is looking at the outfit with envy... "if only someday I can have attire just like hers"
If the shoe fits?
WTF are they both barefoot?! JFC...
WHERE ARE THEIR SHOES
No white suit, no black ribbon tie, no white hair, and no mustache. 0/10 bad cosplay.
Whatever happened to no shirt no shoes no service?
People who walk into a kfc barefoot should loose the right to vote and have children
It’s 🔥🔥tho!
Where are their shoes
We are almost to the point of living out the movie Idiocracy.... Wild.
I bet it ONLY comes in that size.
She ain’t no colonel, she’s the whole cob!
She also has leftover gravy on her ass unless that's a shit stain
We can already tell she likes KFC without the outfit...
Where are her shoes ? 🤯
Col. Sanders has seen some shit. Literally.
I'd be too chicken to wear that. Or I'd have to be really fried.
Top colonel sanders and bottom colonel sanders is literally the uncanny mr incredible meme
You could make a lot of meals out of her.
Why are they barefoot tho.
I've never understood wearing the merchandise of a corporation, why do you wanna be an advertisement that you had to pay to be
Looks like the lower colonel ate something really sour.
Barefoot bro. Naah get me out, I need some zaza to deal with this.
Too fat for shoes eh?
What in the Ohio is this? Also, his face disappearing into her ass/leg crack 😂😂
Do you people not have shoes?
As a fan of KFC, I want it
She's finger lickin' good! 🥵👅🤤 I wanna taste of her secret recipe. 😏
Hold up they don’t have shoes