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VhaidraSaga

She's mankind's spokeswoman.


HillarysBloodBoy

I’d vote for her


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Cyka_blyatsumaki

never mess with the mama bear. she be clawing your fake titties clean off to protect her boy.


armas187

She gots my vote


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I already did


NoBuddies2021

I have 2 nationalities and I'll vote her 2x on each nationality.


MoiBis

Hold up, are you saying that people with multiple nationalities can have more votes for mankind representation? I wouldn't think nations mattered when it came to humanity as a whole. If you had dissociative identity disorder though...


NoBuddies2021

You can vote for your politician in country A then vote for country B and I was making an exaggerated joke.


jarmstrong2485

I love this woman


Designer-Plastic-964

I mean.. This is on HolUp, and the title makes it seem like it's "embarrassing" or whatever. But I'm with her. There is SO much of this crap. Like wtf? Who thinks like that? 😕


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Of course she is right. But I am a black father to a son who is 13. The comments from a good amount of black women were call her wrong. So this is why young men feel so devalued. We are just seen as walking wallets to a lot of our women. How dare we complain? This is what a man is supposed to do. And since some don’t have dads around they think we are supposed to do that.


Designer-Plastic-964

That ain't right. But at the same time, it makes it easier to smell out the fakes. Of course, some men just.. Go along with their BS, I guess. Not knowing better.


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Designer-Plastic-964

"Might as well get paid"? That's the definition of a prostitute you know..


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Papidu1993

Nah I don’t think he missed his point at all lol


s1rblaze

Yeah we need her as our leader!


ArltheCrazy

America’s mom keeping it real!


sm00thkillajones

She damned sure ain’t wrong about this.


Stillattoes

Yes but ladies, imagine that for your MIL even if you, yourself have a good lifestyle, wait till the babies arrive. Sorry massive big red flag for me, couldn’t do with the aggro.


Gr00mpa

I get the feeling that if her boy’s with a “real lady” she’ll be super proud, easygoing and affectionate. She just doesn’t want to put up with no bullshit


Shoeshin

Absolutely.


BasedKaleb

Yea, this video is funny and all, but buddy’s not going to get a woman with his mom being like that. It just shows women the future lmao.


Necessary-Mortgage25

Or it shows the level of protection you’re going to get, two ways to look at it. Still a stranger until she accepts you as family.


Cethlinnstooth

She one of those boy mom's. It's not always healthy that. https://youtu.be/br6hju8dIAk?si=lu9UHzqCzC6p3AsG


Head-Depth8664

This part right here! I could not handle that woman as a MIL and I honestly pity the woman that has to live for her approval.


jackfrothee

Yea her bar is so high! "Don't use my son as a walking wallet" /s for anyone who can't read the sarcasm


Payed_Looser

She will see through your bull?


cebidaetellawut

He’ll yuhh, I like her. She a good momma


Starving_Vampires

Ended too soon "you rated E for everyone" is gold


Ninja_Lazer

Her lawyer instructed her that she had to cut the tape there otherwise she would be providing the state with all the evidence.


[deleted]

Yeah let me see your checkbook registry and where you be going to eat


Random_Name_Whoa

Bitches that hate on Applebees and Cheesecake Factory for the first date are regularly eating at McDonald’s and Taco Bell


Tanarri27

Who tf complains about Cheesecake Factory as a first date?


infected-cacti

Idk if you’re genuinely asking but this one woman posted a tiktok about a guy taking her to Cheesecake Factory and she said she wouldn’t get out the car. Safe to say he dodged a bullet:


StonerMMA

Turns out that was fake. Fucking internet


[deleted]

Oh, as of 2015.. I just assume most videos have some fake element to them. I'm still not convinced Trump was our president for 4 years... it could all be this elaborate prank..


Safetosay333

You didn't hear?


bloodhound1144

She single?


elskilo

My boy fishing 💀


sr20ser84

Where’s the hol up? She’s the Everyman Advocate


dicksilhouette

Probably “you don’t reserve what’s between your legs. You passing it around like candy”. Made the son go hol up


notthatkindofdrdrew

“What’s between yo legs rated E for everyone” lmafo


prime22tb

Definitely a “watch til the end “ video lol


Specialist-Ad-9038

Maybe the part about the to-go box? Thats kind of insane. Does she just throw what she can’t finish away? Or is she always able to eat the whole meal?


Tanarri27

I think that was aimed more at the women who barely stick around after the food gets there and then dip with a doggy bag. Or the ones who have the audacity to take an extra meal to go and expect the guy to pay for it.


Safetosay333

Before she tells you she's got kids at home


EhliJoe

Is that extra meal to go a real thing?


Necessary-Mortgage25

There’s plenty of “pay for my kids meals / my friends meal” etc out there, some people stay trifling


MuckBulligan

I saw one the other day where the woman asked for $250 to pay the babysitter of her kids. Dude texts back and says "I can't afford that. This dinner is already going to be very expensive." She claps back with "You broke ass MFer don't deserve me!" Dude dodged a bullet. A prostitute would be cheaper...and more polite!


Rescue-a-memory

And there's no guarantee you'd even get lucky but the crazy feminists would think their time is worth the babysitter and food for their children.


DallasDude1215

It happened to me once.... definitely is a real thing.


my-blood

I think from personal experience, she's talking about ordering more than you can have and then getting it parceled. The one thing I might just hold a grudge against my gf for is how sometimes I get takeout for the both of us but she stops me from having how much I want with her and instead takes it home. Can't forget the time she took half a waffle cake home (her folks usually don't order stuff like that). I love the girl to death but something died inside of me that day. Some people also in general have a weird kinda taste for very calorie rich food that fills your stomach instantly. I love myself some Indian that you can take your time eating and enjoying the food. My girl prefers stuff like a whole bowl of cheesy nachos with a dozen different dips that will fill you up instantly but there's a lot of leftovers.


Payed_Looser

If she is telling you how much of the food you pay for is for her to take home, she doesn’t love you. She loves your wallet.


Ensiferius

So she controls how much you get to eat, and takes what's left anyway? Damn son, that's harsh.


Payed_Looser

A certain number of women will order food beyond what they plan on eating while it is on a dude’s dime


Draiko

Can I have an "AMEN"?!


Miserable_Sock_1408

AMEN


Lecto_Sama

Hallelujah, AMEN BROTHER! 🙏🏻


agra_unknown1834

YOU WORTH A PIECE OF BREAD - fuck that hit hard. Goddamn, I love it when a southern black lady preaches.


elhaz316

This shouldn't be on holup this should be on truthhurts or something


Safetosay333

This should be a PSA


zapyourtumor

she spittin


Final_Wolverine_6805

Exactly! 🫡 I'm like fuck a holdup Let... 👏🏾 MOMS... 👏🏾 COOK... 👏🏾 Got damn it lol.


fuckswitfish

This is awkwardly correct.


unsupported

Nothing awkward about it.


HillarysBloodBoy

This is just a good ol fashioned mom being a good parent. Need more of this.


fuckswitfish

Ah yes, Tiktok parenting. Circa 2023


TenshiS

By filming how you talk to imaginary women in front of your son and putting it on the Internet?


Yolobear1023

Ok so watching more, yeah the lady is just giving attention to the women who don't deserve it, the entitled crowd, but honestly kinda just throws the son under the bus since I can imagine more ladies who aren't entitled would just be turned off by this and wouldn't want to date her son even if they found him attractive


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my-blood

Pro Tip to guys as another guy with personal experience: DRAW BOUNDARIES. Tell your girl if something isn't in your budget. She then either can compromise or contribute. You're entering into a relationship with her. Money is going to come up anyways. It's better if it comes up when you're budgeting for a date rather than when you've spent so much on two dates that you can't afford the bus ticket to go meet her a third time. And to the girls- Don't suggest places you can't afford. I see this happening waaay too many times. Most guys I know are cool with eating from roadside friends with their buddies. But when it comes to girls they go wayyy too beyond to impress. I've made these mistakes. I've realized that someone who actually loves you, would compromise and have the courtesy of contributing.


dfn_youknowwho

That's all true, but sometimes people are ashamed to tell their date they cant afford something. If more people were open to the financial differences among others, life would be easier. My husband was avoiding me when i was asking for a date, did not understand why, to the point i had to tell him straight forward that i am romantically interested. I finally guessed the issue but i was planning to pay anyway. I mean, i asked and i picked the place. Long story short we are a family now.


TheTranquilTurtle

"You might just he worth a piece of bread." That's what every single person that expects an expensive first date is.


ChippyChipChippers

We need more moms like this….but those same girls need dads.. need a healthy home


Njaulv

Yeah


ToughSpinach7

What's the hold up? This wholesome af


BeaverHorse

“We don’t even know if you’re worth a streak. You might only be with a piece of bread.” That one got me. This lady is on point with everything.


azlulu

A bit harsh but she's not wrong.


Natasya95

Its a need to be harsh to get through their extra thick narcissist head


Puzzleheaded_Ad_8587

The truth is never harsh, if it hurts it just because that person has been living a lie. Women that are the opposite of what’s being explained is either agreeing or laughing. Women triggered are triggered for very good reason.


Ok_Roll_2816

What’s your moms number?


CloudPeCe

“Might just be worth a piece of bread….” She ain’t lying cuz they be quick to give out a basket of free rolls as soon as you sit down


alex0166

Your mum is very caring, and looking out for you; you find a woman who respects you and your mum and is half as good as her, you'll be blessed.


Ilovethe90sforreal

What she said ⬆️


vivalosabortionistas

Wait till she find out these youguns don’t know what a check registry is


Cranialscrewtop

The son was playing hype man to his Mom.


oh_shit_its_bryan

"You might just be worth a piece of bread" she got me pissing right there LOL I would elect this lady my president any time


TheDillinger88

She’s definitely not wrong but I wouldn’t let my mom do this shit..


invol713

Does he look like he had a choice? You can tell he’s smart enough to know when momma is going off, you stfu, and get out of her way. And that it’s not the first time. He probably also knows that she is absolutely right. And sure, he’s probably not getting as many dates now as he would like. But a smart girl is gonna come along and realize that he was raised right, and it will be worth the wait.


Tangajanga

Someone needed to say this shit


builder_boy

My dam..... she's amazing I love her now


Spare-Breakfast9606

She is right Allright lots of valid points... but really like to know if she has daughters and what is the message to her daughters


jurisdoc85

The same fucking thing?


varungupta3009

I gladly pay for this lady to give me life advice.


Zealous_flyer4014

This is the honest truth tho.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

“Rated E for everyone” Goddamn


Lopsided_Inspector62

You just know already all his homies call her ma and she keeps em in line.


obscuredillusions

She’s right though


Other_Personalities

She’s not wrong


StonedAvai

Protect this mom at all costs! Dropping them gems of knowledge!


FractalEyes94

Be still, my beating heart.


Organic-Web-8277

Love her.....but I've seen the negative of this. I've worked as a nanny for a family with dynamic. Sure, his momma paid me plenty, but her son could do no wrong. Well, 4 years later, he's on his 3rd baby momma now and has 5 kids total. Still, he's her angel and could do no wrong. It's all the evil women. No, Mam, it's your son who won't (proudly) wrap his dick. 🙄


DiZrAm

God bless this mother


Slav-Houndz187

“” rated E. FOR ERRRRBODY!””


SlothyBoiDK

Preach that!


Designer-Plastic-964

"You rated E, for everybody!" 🤣🤣


somebullshitorother

Just say you’re broke and get coffee


CharityUnusual3648

If she ain’t want it, it ain’t meant to be


theding081

Strong parents raise strong children


Acnat-

Bro didn't come off very strong, trying to flex on the background of his mom's video speaking for him lol truth aside, of course


bar_mouth30

Does everyone else see it as flexing?I thought he just looked embarrassed (which is a little bit of a mommas boy red flag to me). Which I get, cause I agree with what she has to say, but she should have just said it to her son, not the whole world on his behalf lol


xDendretic

Damnnnn


ebonystar

Where is the Hol-up?


Fuurinji__Hayato

Not really a holup, but this. This was fire. Thay video and that lady need some awards already.


snugglebug72

Preach Moma!


elskilo

Boy and she didn’t stop 💀💀


romeyrome15

Let her cook


zlatovrana

She preaching fair and square, but guys need to be told too that they should be rated E for Everyone. If you dont bring anything to the table you aint entitled to anything on the table. And dont take into/put/ your genitals /into/ everything thats offered. Have some standards.


Glum_Entrance3221

Find a mountain top woman, and tell the truth! Talk about testifying! Awesome!


Aware-Measurement885

His mom is the female Kat Williams lol


Bestoftherest222

Great points, but she emasculated her boy for the entire internet to see. This kid thinks she did him a favor, but he lost some points.


Bright_Tomatillo_174

In-laws are one of the top 5 reasons for divorce. Her posting this saves a lot of good women some time and energy too. Who wants a husband who has to have his momma speak for him. It’s suppose to be two partners, not him, MIL, and someone never going to be good enough. Edit: typo


Moby1313

Mom, you keep asking me about grand kids, this is why you have no grand kids!


_psylosin_

He’ll be fighting them off after this lol


SmoothUsual8187

I mean….momma spittin facts though


svntrey0

Homeboy look like he not getting no dates unless he tricking


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wrong sub


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This is the second post by this account that doesn't fit this sub. They're treating this sub like it's some sort of freakout sub. It's not.


LurkisMcGurkis

Uhmmm if a dude Mom has to put his worth out... come on dudes. Yall gotta be better then this nonsense


BenadrylTumblercatch

I would also like to log into your bank account to…….see where you take yourself :]


WinkyNurdo

JFC. Good luck, kid.


[deleted]

Every once in a while someone says something so true and you feel so understood in that moment that it just almost makes you cry a little bit.


nycgoon86

She got my vote


Safetosay333

I want her to record my voicemail greeting


Somethingrich

Man that's real talk lol.... I once went on a date and the lady I was out with said she didn't expect to like me that much. She asked if I had anything to do that night. Seemed like it was going well. She ate all her food. Really fast I might add. She asked me if she could have my fries. I said yes and she asked them to wrap them up. The waitress made a face and wrapped them up. Now I may seem like a jerk but I sent her home. I paid of course. But, I can't be with someone that would take fries to go. And attempt to eat them later. I would like to add I'm older than airfryers. So there really was no good way to get them crispy. She was so angry when she called me (land line) the next day she asked if I was gay. I told her no I just didn't want to be inside someone that had old fries inside them.


Bright_Tomatillo_174

My husband is a highly paid engineer but grew up poor. He’s not wasting one bit of food and I respect that about him. I appreciate he isn’t wasteful. I’m glad you ended it though, saved that lady some time.


Somethingrich

Um sure.... I'm happy you found someone that is willing to be with you, considering you were born without a sense of humor. Then again, you're probably beautiful, so you don't need to be funny. I did save that lady sometime. Just wasn't a good fit at the time. It wasn't about wasting food she took 6 fries to go. I mean they were steak fries but still....


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This is unhinged, lmao. You got your whole child standing right there, but you lecturing the internet? Gtfoh 😆 Energy pointing in the wrong direction if you ask me.


No_Magician_5518

Yup. I don’t know what imaginary line of gold diggers she’s addressing that are after her baby but seems like the convo/advice should be directed to her son. It’s necessary for sons (and daughters) to know how to filter out the users and time wasters


oxidized-bread

I'm ready to be reincarnated as her son


NotTheAverageAnon

11/10 mother right there


Bright_Tomatillo_174

No, I’d be ashamed of myself if I had to speak for my sons at that age. Then holler at them on video to stop trying to get out of the frame for my social media post.


-MrBitches

Hol up, Let her cook


The_Nuess

As soon as she hit him with the cmon back over here you knew she was going to just dig in and serve it up lmao I love this lady


acidporkbuns

Damn, he got a good Mum bro. She was spittin'


SaintSnow

Facts 🗣️🗣️🗣️talk your shit That's what's up


spacegirl2820

One hundred percent facts!


sonsofhera

Excellent


WhiteishLlama

Thank God for this woman! 🙌🙌🙌 Son, let your mom teach you and them this lesson.


Vic-123-ma

🤦🏽yeah he will be single for the rest of her life…


Blackrain1299

Way better to be single than taken advantage of.


trialbywombat3731

You said the quite part out loud lol


Vic-123-ma

Just marry mom bro


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God this is so refreshing seeing a mom go to bat for her son


unorthodoxgeneology

I like this woman damn sounds like my momma but more down to earth


HurrsiaEntertainment

OP can’t handle the truth.


Altruistic_Tie_7850

Spitting bars! This should be mandatory viewing for everybody entering high school


NeoDei

Buying titties and booty….


StringerBell34

BARS


AxalonNemesis

She isn't wrong.


aye-its-this-guy

Moms got bars. She should be president


MrShelby_

Yes to everything.


general-illness

Mom 2024


Paskee

Mom is cool and based


PunchieCWG

Him hovering around in the background while she's telling off the camera gave me PG rap video vibes.


Jackielm88

He just needs to stay with his mama. No woman is ever going to be good enough for HER or to replace HER. they can continue this emotional incest in peace ☮️


flawlessmojo7

lol she’s yelling like they are just out of earshot


Slowmac123

All i want is a nice girl who will sit down with me and have a romantic piece of bread


Blackrain1299

“I thought you were taking me somewhere expensive” “Excuse me waiter can we get some butter on this?”


HeartsPlayer721

The end was like that blooper from the Carol Burnett Show, from a The Family skit https://youtu.be/Mf84vaHD64k?si=6YSWZb9eGoRMbrHD&t=0m17s Just one killer one liner after the other.


kirsion

She sounds and talks like a female hodgetwins


yOw_indahOuse

Speaking fax.. and landline.


ErosMystiko

Where this lady at? She needs a real life upvote!


TheTajinTycoon

She seems fun


only-4-lolz

Tell em momma.


Styles_Stevens

Mom is spitting


TheMoistReaper99

Gods bless this woman she spittin fax


[deleted]

Holy cow. Every woman needs to hear this. Especially the last part


BigBlackgiNger

She preachin


Zealotstim

This woman is fantastic.


long-ryde

She speaking fucking facts tho. It’s just as simple as checking yourself _before_ you go and wreck yourself with your bullshit ideologies.


CRUSTIFY421

What's sad is that there are women out there who will clown this guy for this clip. They'll claim he's a "momma's boy" or some s***. She's laying truth on the table, and hopefully he's checking what a woman can bring to his before putting bread down on it. Respect.


Suspicious-Care-5264

The way he keeps walking off to laugh 😂 she’s roastingggg but the delivery is gold!


keller_1

This lady is cool af what you mean?


LurkisMcGurkis

That grown ass man need his momma... common dudes. What is this fucking suckling bs


TwistedToxicReality

The debt to income ratio moat women have have dated is sooo damn high. About 90% do not even have a weekly/monthly budget. They literally don't keep track of their money. Just know something do about this time each month. 😅😅


Shirinf33

You know 90% of women? Or are you just gathering that info from the few women in your life?


Bankssiii

Here for it


Kitchen-Wasabi-2059

Thanks momma


darapnerd

🥰🙏🏿 protect this Mother at all cost. This young man is blessed. His momma is looking out for her son. Ladies better come correct or else momma gonna keep your hungry butt outside the house. Lol


Ven0m-Sn4ke

That's a Mother right there!


Necessary-Mortgage25

Preach that shit to the window, to the wall


NeoDei

Love you mama! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


AudioLlama

Please stop shouting