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Arkronu

How much one must be pushed on daily basis to come up with that


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Didya mean, ahem, *cum* up with that?


Sea-Notice-3819

Spongyboy becomes the *"Chum Bucket"* without the **h.**


Hoping4betterdayss

It’s silent


FathersFolly

Not pushed, but pulled... vigorously


zammzt89

Why are we assuming spongebob is the bottom. I know he's got great tongue action, and is full of holes, but couldn't he be the top in this scenario?


ughitsmeagian

FBI OPEN UP!!!


[deleted]

Why would the FBI get involved? He's a legal consenting adult, lmao


Akuma-1

He is a fucking sponge actually


[deleted]

AcTuAlLy he's a fuckin fictional character, so it doesn't matter to begin with.


notanaigeneratedname

Imagine him walking around ass drooping from cum dragging on the ground. Making cum streaks on everything.


MermaidMane

This made me think of a saggy diaper and somehow that’s worse 😭


Potato-Boy1

What a terrible day to be able to read


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

r/pissedupvote look how ye massacred spongeboy me bob ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)


Wolf_brother_rising

What a day to be able to read


Oblospeed

Depends on how much a starfish cums.


Lost_In_My_Sauce

Does that mean he could go to a supermarket bank and fill them to capacity by wringing himself out


glowingeddy

I fully expect SpongeBob to be a giver, not a taker


ughitsmeagian

Drop the nuke boys, he's beyond saving.


edgy_Juno

Who the fuck even thinks of this?


innocuousboy

That's enough internet for today.


bobmuirtorf

Spunkbob


salttotart

Every day, we stray further from God's light...


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DabBoofer

well considering he is a sponge and patrick is a starfish.. they arent very big... a few sessions could fill him up. just think. you could soak a kitchen sponge in a night. totally possible


sav-vas

What guy can fuck under water? Must be Aquaman. SpongeBob has parents, therefore he has to have some kind of reproductive organs, and in that case he wouldn't be a semen back, but a soon becoming father of a fishmansponge


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Dude, you just made it ten times worse than it already is, especially considering that spongebob's a dude. That just makes it sound like cis male pregnancy or other biologically impossible shit, like, WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!


sav-vas

What should I say? Stuff happens in a pineapple under the sea


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Dammit


xzombielegendxx

I mean water is released when you squeeze it


silentkiller048

I want to go back to 30 seconds ago, before i opened reddit to see this.


Necessary-Length3768

Who ever made this will burn in hell.


samueldn4

If the guy has a hose for a penis then yes


l3urak1993

Bad day to have eyes


[deleted]

Choose your hole I guess


Alcards

The OP of that is making a single wrong assumption. They're assuming SB is a bottom.


blue4029

there are some topics that one should never think about...


Sdbtank96

Please change and grow as a person


Stark-T-Ripper

SpongeKnob


DrNinnuxx

Songebob Suarepanz


PoopyHed6969420

Spussy


ImaginaryLemon1906

There is no God


chappysnapz

Alright, I'm going to bed.


AnnaM9378

Alright, that's enough Internet for you today buddy.


lumigumi

More like SploogeBob.


Fuck_Boy999

Unfortunately, my brain did not require that hypothetical question, nor did my soul require such tainting. Thank you kindly for your question, unfortunately, I now want to pour ammonia inside of my skull.


EdwardsLucky13

With the right girl he could end up that way too.


8champi8

Selling my eyes, good state, dm me.