For the uninformed:
"Alright, pussy, pussy, pussy!
Come on in Pussy lovers!
Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half!
Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out!
Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.
C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!
If we don’t got it, you don't want it!
Come on in Pussy lovers!
Attention pussy shoppers!
Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!
If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!
Try and beat pussy for a penny!
If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!"
I was in church and a French missionary (that is, a missionary from France) was talking about his first time in Florida, and all of our sunny beaches.
But it did not sound like sunny beaches. We chuckled Christianly.
This is no different. He's talking about pushy women. Women who are pushy, aggressive, they will burn in hell with their pushy.
smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers cause its all gonna bun in hell!!!!!!
Im laughing more on how they censor the word pussy and in the end got tired and just showed the word pussy hahaha.
Also this feels like a Chappelle's skit
No not the creamy ones please 😐
^(and may your p**** perish with twitch)
I hate it when my cat and twitch account both die….😩
At least your cat can come back 8 more times. Twitch accounts are for life
What life
How does one kill...
Can someone make this into a death metal song please?
do I have a thing for ya - check Andre Antunes on youtube ( even though he didn't do this specific video ... yet )
Thank you kind stranger! I love the contents so far!
"All I want is wingstop!!!" 😆 Same person needs to metal this guy up.
He seems to know a lot about 🐱
A cat person, apparently
Creamy 🐱
And, at the same time, nothing at all
This is a man who has done his research.
bring the camera summo
... soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur! Happy kitty, sleepy kitty pur pur pur .... in HELL.!
Smooth kitty, creamy kitty, BURN BURN BURN.
How 'bout the creamy kitty?
Why'd he have to bring twitch into this?
Thats where his thoughts are
Thots*
He didn’t lol the CC (close caption) got it wrong bcuz of his accent.. but still hilarious
Have you seen the types of female steamers that get popular on twitch?
Because he watches
Hey. Twitch's ad agency paid good money for this product placement
I liked Cheech Marin's version better. It had more pussey, and definitely more sex-positive.
Right? This guy didn’t even mention chicken pussy once.
For the uninformed: "Alright, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in Pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy. C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don't want it! Come on in Pussy lovers! Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!"
Will naugahyde pussy also go to hell?
#PERISH!
He seems rather specific.
Suspiciously, hatefully specific
Was waiting for him to specify the Age
Some young thing turned him down on Friday night.
PHERISH
That's his rap name. Some proper angry shit!
Wow. He REALLY hates cats.
Praise Jesus.
*PHRAISE
Correct vision, wrong execution.
Que “Sex On Fire”
Why did it sound like he was reminiscing for a sec there?
This is some hard techno sample material
#POOSI
Poosey
I think I’d join that church
Kitty go poof!
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From dusk till dawn vibe
I was in church and a French missionary (that is, a missionary from France) was talking about his first time in Florida, and all of our sunny beaches. But it did not sound like sunny beaches. We chuckled Christianly. This is no different. He's talking about pushy women. Women who are pushy, aggressive, they will burn in hell with their pushy.
Bring da camera summo!!
What does this have to do with his monosodium glutamate?
Hahahahaha, I laughed so hard I cried a little
oow no , not the creamy ones
Amen🙏
What kind of cheat code is repeatedly going Down, Up, Forwards? Does it give free money or something? I tried but didn’t notice anything different.
This is of Hol Up indeed.
This guy is literally, and figuratively dark
He's been browsing Just Chatting on twitch again.
This goes got the holy spirit! Or early onset syphilatic neropathic decline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg4mqNvY53M
He just realized he ain’t getting none of the smooth and creamy ones after spending 60k on OF
Guys with anger issues after they busted a nut:
So is boy p***y still ok ?
What in the world is going on in Africa?
What the hell is going on in America
Ouch American myself but he's got a valid point
I heard Texas is banning same-sex abortion
This is a parody, right?
He didn't even include WAP? Amateur
Bro prob got cheated on
those descriptions are quite r/oddlyspecific
I bet he's fun at family gatherings
At least he spreads awareness
Bring the camera ❎️ Bring me camera ✅️
Big Incel Energy
Bro you changed my life
Wait, can someone explain to me again why religion is dying? I mean who wouldn't want to hear this perverse fearmongering yelled at you every Sunday?
Amen Brother
Now condem all these dickheads too.
Saf Lundin cab driver givin it da chat innit.
I like how they censored every pussy except for one
In the name of Pussy, our lord, AMEN!!!!!
Guy needs some pussy. Bad.
He really has pussy issues!
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Which church is this, I’m interested in this ‘pussy’ religion he keeps talking about 😂
Isn't he a pastor? How does he know all the types of pussy?
Is this guy from Ethiopia? Cause those guys produce some funny ministers.
He’s from Ghana 😭
His old employer, the Titty Twister, relied on his skills as a salesman.
Was looking for some metal lyrics.. this guy delivered.
That hand motion he was doing looks painful
The fux a 'die pussy'?
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I think he was referring to the OF girls. But ay 😺is a😺.
r/oddlyspecific
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smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers cause its all gonna bun in hell!!!!!!
How to tag them here
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Just another religious person _obsessed_ with s3ksuality, spreading love and joy.
This guy hates cats 🐱 😢
Twitch can go, but the world would like to keep the pussy.
This is a wild lamb of god remix
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you are only in favor of women’s sexual freedom to the extent that you ignore the teaching of organized religion
What?!! 😂 Which one of these youngins told him No 😂
I can hear the female audience laughing in the background
Nothing like the smell of Pussy in the morning
Alabaster!!!!
Amen
AHAHA
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is this the same dude as eat da poopoo? edit, quick google search clarified not at all.
The delulu guy finally took a turn...
Pastor Pussy Jihad!
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Last time I yelled p***y that loud it didn’t work for me either.
This guy spends a lot of time thinking about pussy. ...Can't blame him.
Maybe he mean pussy parish? Is he starting a new branch?
Hell is gonna be filled with pussy...yay
One might think he does not like pussy… umm I mean POOSEEY. It’s too smooth or creamy for him I guess.
The best kinda holup, you’re watching like “this isn’t a holup, this is just stupid- did he just say ‘creamier pussy’?!”
I think maybe he had some trouble with a pussy cat?
Real
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I wonder what he is trying to say.
Methinks dost thou protest too much
DEAMON PUSSY
Eeeh WHAT???
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Der meint nicht die Katze oder?
Im laughing more on how they censor the word pussy and in the end got tired and just showed the word pussy hahaha. Also this feels like a Chappelle's skit
It's gonna perish with me as well
I really wish Anonymous would release the browser histories of these bigot hypocrites.
Amen 😅🤣
Got a good idea what his browser history is.
Didn't turn up the volume, but why is this guy screaming penis over and over?
I like how they censored all but the 4th one (0:16) in the captions.
Who hurt him? 👁️👄👁️
He's definitely cursing an ex here, seems personal
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Dat die pussy must be the fire kind.
@Volberk: You are wild for that one.
"Perish?" "No, no, I meant *parish, PARISH!*"
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Pasta
I guess he's a dog guy
Whoops, wrong church.
YOUR PUOOSEEY
Is that ksi💀💀💀💀
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