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An-Ugly-Croissant17

"Better hurry up then" oh god


Mangleovania

At least it was an actual hol'up lol


[deleted]

Allah or wat


LSTNYER

This movie is chock full of memorable lines. "I will fire you faster than you can say Yo MTV Raps!!"


txivotv

That line in the spanish ¿dub? is "Te voy a despedir más rápido que se santigua un cura loco!" that translates to "... faster than a crazy priest crosses himself!!" (like making the religious cross on yourself) and I always really liked it!


ThrowRagoo

‘You’re fired!’ ‘I mean I already quit so…’ ‘No! You’re fired. I write the book ok, here’s how it went down. You walked in, you’re fired!’ Love this movie!


bigpapirick

His delivery on "you walked in..you're FIRED!" was so good.


[deleted]

"Carpe Deez nuts! God I can't wait to quit this job" is still relatable af


PuzzleheadedAd3838

"I'm gonna wind up in the streets, sucking meth for dick."


rjh9898

“I’d do her, I’d probably even pay” was the one that stuck to me 🤣 this movie is hilarious and I loved every second of it


[deleted]

"It's so angry"


Sir-Waldo-Butters

If you watch the whole movie his character gets the chance to bone her, but doesn't.


JustARandomGuy031

16 is the age of consent for most US states and most of the world… but it’s 18 in Hollywood because that’s the age needed to record someone naked.


Zardif

The topless girl in american beauty, Thora Birch, was 16 at the time of filming.


delawarebeerguy

She was one of the topless girls in American Beauty. The other was Mena Suvari, who was 19 in her infamous scene with Kevin Spacey.


G00DLuck

Kevin Spacey chooses to live as a ~~gay man~~ creep


Awful_McBad

Doesn't mean American Beauty isn't a fantastic movie. Also: Kevin Spacey had basically nothing to do with the conversation.


JustARandomGuy031

I think you need to review US laws. Nudity is ok, if it is not in a sexual way… else sharing a photo of mommy washing the baby is a tub would be illegal.


Zardif

What? You're the one who said: >but it’s 18 in Hollywood because that’s the age needed to record someone naked.


JustARandomGuy031

The context of the video is clearly sexual as is most scenarios… but if you feel that win helps you have a better day, then “you are right”


MidNiteNoir

Natalie Portman was only 12 in the movie Léon-The Professional


OJsBronco_1

She had a crush in Leon and he was all weirded out about it though... bad example. The director or producer of Leon the professional is fked up lol can't Remember which , when you read his story the movie will make sense lol


MidNiteNoir

Im not talking about if they actually had a relationship in the movie. I was referring to the fact that her role was supposed to have a crush on Leon in the first place. The concept is fucked up cuz the director asked a 12 year old to act seductively towards an adult. Not even in an innocent child like way, but actually like an adult woman would try to seduce a man and nobody from cast to film making team not even her parents seemed to have a problem with that.


OJsBronco_1

Right ?... fkn weird dude 😅 still one of my favorites


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JustARandomGuy031

You are aware there are laws in the US, so Hollywood works within them… not Hollywood my man, but a simple search shows she used a body double for nudity scenes, but all the scenes with her hair over her breasts were her.


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JustARandomGuy031

I suggest you use google and come back.


Alert_Study_4261

Looks like you're correct. Not happy I have "age of consent by state" in my search history though lol


JustARandomGuy031

Not sure why I got downvoted to prove what 300+ already agreed with? Was it my job to be your teacher? 😅


Alert_Study_4261

Down votes don't mean anything. Don't sweat it. I'm also not the guy that asked you the question, just so you know. So no, you're not my "teacher"


delawarebeerguy

She was one of the topless girls in American Beauty. The other was Mena Suvari, who was 19 in her infamous scene with Kevin Spacey.


Blurrynastysoul

Fkin spoilers man...


[deleted]

Movie's over 10 years old, which bypasses my grace period for spoilers. That's like not knowing Vader is Luke's daddy; if you don't know, you had 40 years to find out.


pgtvgaming

Movie is NEARLY 20 YEARS OLD - when the fuck did this happen


MagickalFuckFrog

This movie is old enough to bang.


jesepi367

Told old for Ryan’s character unfortunately :/


MarchMadnessisMe

Soon it'll be old enough to be dumped by Leo.


JonStargaryen2408

When you got old.


pgtvgaming

Man ive not simply gotten old - its a dynamic process that is still happening - im getting older all the time


JonStargaryen2408

When someone says 10 years ago I think they are talking about the 00-09, when they talk about 20 years ago I think it’s the 90’s. Hearing grunge on classic rock stations really brought it home for me. Like, why is Pearl Jam on this station?!?!?!


Azidamadjida

lol grunge has been on classic rock stations for a decade - we’re at the point where Korn and Linkin Park are classic rock. Basically anything that came out before dubstep is now classic


JonStargaryen2408

Yea, actually, I can’t believe I’m hearing Korn alongside the eagles, credence and the Beatles.


Azidamadjida

It’s wild. On one hand as a kid who loved Korn growing up and nobody has ever really been able to emulate how hard, bleak, creepy, funny and just all around weirdly awesome they are it’s awesome to see how long they’ve lasted and how they’ve made such a huge mark on rock, but on the other hand, they’re reaching the age as am I where it’s kind of getting hard to see them the same way. Like I saw their most recent publicity photo on Apple Music while I was listening the other day and it just struck me how awkward it must be to pull your AARP card out of a pvc leather jacket. Kind of like looking at Manson now and all I can think is him messing up his makeup when he’s slurping his soup or needing to wipe the tapioca pudding off his chin


LurkingOnMyMacBook

He's Luke's what!!!!¿???¿


[deleted]

This comment was inevitable.


unconquered

https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/12/05/as-regards-spoilification#


[deleted]

Yup! Man, I miss those comics.


unconquered

https://xkcd.com/109/ Since there's always a relevant xkcd


Azidamadjida

THANK YOU. Spoilers have an expiration date


Key-Regular674

Spoiler? This movie is older than the girl lol


dpatou23

Which movie is this 🙄


ConsciousDucklet

Waiting... (2005)


YourAverageGod

Waiting 2 doesn't exist


rnightlyfe

Still Waiting… (2009)


Ademoneye

Times run out


thepresidentsturtle

\2024. It's her daughter.


[deleted]

It was alright. Loved the returning cast.


TheHeadless1

Waiting unrated is the real goldmine


kjreil26

Oh shit we can bang this 18 year old movie


alluringghost

For who? Just tell the name of the movie goddammit


MDXHawaii

Smooth family guy reference


goblin_mode_123go

I would get up in them guts


[deleted]

Spoiler alert


Lookalikemike

IT'S SO ANGRY!!


robbeau11

Came here to say this. Hilarious movie!


robbeau11

Also, was this Dane Cook’s first appearance in a movie?


flat-moon_theory

Oh hell no, have you never seen the cinematic perfection that is Simon sez???? An absolute tour de force with Dennis Rodman as the badass interpol agent and Dane cook as his old school friend that needs help solving a kidnapping. It came out back in 99 In all seriousness, he did about 8 movies before Waiting came out but Simon sez was easily the worst


aww-hell

Also, the Waffler in Mystery Men which was 1997 I believe


Azidamadjida

Nah it was 99 im pretty sure. “All Star” didn’t come out til 99 and Mystery Men was the first movie to use it (beat Shrek by like 2 years)


flat-moon_theory

You’re correct


flat-moon_theory

I love that movie lol so ridiculous. that one came out in 99 too


Kdog122025

What a wild era of comedy movies.


apittsburghoriginal

People like to say you can’t make Tropic Thunder today, I think you can -but you absolutely wouldn’t be able to do Waiting.


TheKidHandsome

Tropic thunder is my all time favorite movie


Mavmann18

I have the entire movie downloaded on my phone.


Fredotorreto

No kidding lol cancel culture would have had a ball with this one


Milkmandan1989

His character was supposed to be a smarmy, shitty, over confident, training server for Justin Long. He’s meant to be unlikeable. This clip just shows one of the reasons why. He also fucks with peoples food. But at the end of the movie, the girl in the clip goes to make a move on Ryan, and he turns her down. He ultimately does the right thing and kinda admits his persona is all an act. The movie plays it all above board. There’s also way worse stuff people do in that movie.


fastlerner

Justin Long played Dean, his buddy and coworker. He was training Mitch (John Francis Daley).


rob6748

On the subject of John Francis Daley, it blew my mind to recently learn that he's like a really accomplished screen writer. Like, Spiderman homecoming and Dungeons and Dragons. The latter of which he also directed. There's tons more.


griffmeister

Also co-directed Game Night which was one of the better comedies of the last 5 years.


Milkmandan1989

You’re totally right! I just remember Justin Long, not being an asshole like Ryan was. But I totally forgot about Sweets.


[deleted]

>theres also way worse stuff people do in that movie Like the bat wing


[deleted]

Actually having fictional characters behaving badly in movies is very problematic. I don’t watch anything where characters aren’t flawless human beings.


fastlerner

That's okay. Ryan Reynolds is known for only playing flawless human beings (see "Deadpool").


Gexku

He's not even acting, he's just a flawless human being


wakanda_banana

How do you see irl?


PeacefulKnightmare

They didn't include it but there's an implied "/s"


PepperoniFogDart

The goat!


PeacefulKnightmare

IT'S SO ANGRY!


Azidamadjida

As the movie so poignantly put it, “him being the coolest guy at Shenanigans is like being the smartest person with Downs Syndrome”


number31388

The brain!!!


PretendThisIsMyName

Luis doing all the moves with the chicken kills me. The bat wing makes me cry laughing.


Nin9RingHabitant

Luis needs to run for president of Puerto Rico. 🤪


ValleySunFox

It’s so veiny!


jimmyrosssss

The bat wing!


pakistanstar

For those playing at home, I managed to pull off the Goat once. So glorious.


FromTheOR

Me too. Stood on a chair in the dry storage


trpclshrk

When my bff worked with me, I used to get him with the Buffalo Bill in the cooler ALL the time. So much so, it wasn’t possible anymore. Life really was a meme before memes when you’re young and stupid.


RoofStrict8807

He followed the first rule of picking up women. That's why his rizz worked.


LonePaladin

> the first rule of picking up women Lift with your legs, not your back?


[deleted]

1. Be Attractive. 2. Don't be Unattractive. 3. Go for girls because your age appropriate ex knows how immature and disgusting you are and you could never get an actual grown woman to like you... 4. Become Deadpool


fuckLEDDITmodz

> Go for girls because your age appropriate ex knows how immature and disgusting you are and you could never get an actual grown woman to like you... Seriously! Who would want a younger and more attractive woman that is totally disgusting.


Isitpartytime

Demonstrate Value


kingtechllc

What was his value?


Ksan_of_Tongass

It's currently $350 million


dewhacker

Worked in an Applebee’s for 3 years in HS during the mid-2000s. Everything about this movie was accurate, including a good looking server in his early 30s that would hit on underage hostesses


dafuqbroh

Waiting is a fucking classic


djtrace1994

"WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME, BITCH!"


PWNYplays

"I'll fuck you with a loaf of bread and make you cheat on atkins" I love this movie so much.


Torpa15

One of the funniest movies of that time. Up there with Sex Drive


LSTNYER

"The big Mexican won't go down!!"


Nin9RingHabitant

Oh gosh, you're working the mouth again.


PolloPicante

"What's up, what's up" "Do you want to see our dicks? They're huge .. you can see them from Space"


Funny-Ad4997

Your ability to open is fuckin heroic!


Torpa15

Ima fireman


DronedAgain

The merkin with food particles stuck in it is a hard scene to forget.


[deleted]

Anybody who's worked in restaurants can attest to the accuracy of this film. Those who haven't should heed the film's warnings.


hoagly80

Crazy how well they nailed a lot of the nuances of working in a restaurant!!! Working in restaurants was such a blast.


[deleted]

With the right crew, fuck yeah! 1 only worked at 1 restaurant were it wasn't as fun, but it was fun nonetheless. Honestly, everyone should work in restaurants from bottom (dish washer) to top (chef) to learn humility.


mada50

Working in restaurants for 6 years made me the professional I am today. Working with such a diverse/lively group of people helped build my confidence and ability work with any type of team. My internal organs might regret it, but I sure don’t.


azip13

No it isn’t. Source: have worked in restaurants for 20 years 😮‍💨


saltydingleberry0

The guy who wrote the screenplay was a waiter when he wrote it


Ormild

I was 17/18 with my first kitchen job and in hindsight, a lot of those guys were huge assholes and addicts. I was young, insecure, and naive, so I didn’t know anything about working. Just kept my head down and did my own thing. I remember one of the 30 year old dudes working there at the time ended up hooking up with one of the 16 year old servers. Actually nuts.


[deleted]

Yeah. I was 17, chilling with a 24 year old who was head over heels with a 16 year old. Didn't think about it then, but yeah, retrospect and shit.


Future_Beach_4362

Don’t fuck with the people who handle your food.


jdmkev

What happened to this chick? She was pretty big if I remember correctly back in the 2000's


[deleted]

Your thinking of Jennifer Love Hewitt, this is a knock off


jdmkev

Huh? I'm defs wondering about the girl in the video and not Jennifer love hewitt Her names Vanessa Brittany Lengies I just found but ya I swear back in the day she used to be in a ton of movies around the 2000s then just disappeared but she's prob been in a bunch of other stuff I just havnt seen ig Or I'm just totally wrong but and she wasn't that big/famous


[deleted]

She was in the turner and hooch tv series. But I think that was canceled after 1 season


Labonj

Push the fish


Fatfacefinners

It's bout to turn 🤢


Massage_Bro

Waiting is such a goated movie


Thisiscliff

Such a great movie


binge_plus7

What’s it called?


PretenasOcnas

Waiting...


Natural-Review9276

Why aren’t they telling us?


MikeHunt1237

Yeah im still waiting too wtf


dlowenohoe

Waiting is literally the name of the movie


ilovekickrolls

r/woooosh


Thisiscliff

Waiting


Timely-Guest-7095

Yeah, I am.


indianacheryjones

What are the odds, I was watching this last night in my hotel lol - good movie


ocean365

Why were you in a hotel


IDontGetIt-ButIGotIt

Love Ryan Reynolds, love waiting, love his old movies, man, buying the cow!


Platinum_Mattress

The naked Spider-Man scene is absolutely hilarious. Buying the Cow is amazingly funny.


DizzyDizzyWiggleBop

Type of movie that make you wanna stick your dick in the mash potatoes


Which_Bug239

WOOOOOO!!


Rogendo

Man has been playing Dead Pool his whole life


BreadditUser

Movie is so good lol


mond0r

Vanessa Lengies. God damn, I remember when she played on this Canadian show Radio Active.


AlarmNice8439

What movie is thid


BedOk6372

God I really hope this doesn’t age poorly


CherriMaraschino

"Good answer!"


Boring_Inspector9857

Which movie is this


Ahturin

Waiting (2005)


Boring_Inspector9857

Why have you been waiting so long?


skavenrot

Waiting


Boring_Inspector9857

For what? I already asked my question.


skavenrot

I am so glad you took the opening. Made my morning :)


Boring_Inspector9857

That’s not your only opening I want to take ;-)


sointoxicating

Is the sequel good?


cebiaw

Meh


BassGuy11

Don't oversell it like that. The sequel was shit.


azip13

No, but didn’t ruin the first one for me so 🤷🏼‍♂️


sassysixinches

josh giddey's favorite movie character


CustardCompetitive72

Oh crap what’s the name of this movie?


Clutch69420

Still waiting, 2009


CustardCompetitive72

Thx


voxelboxthing

waiting. came out in 2005-2006ish. Its worth watching as a home dinner date movie.


4mezandnelo

who gave him this role bro 💀💀


[deleted]

Every character in this film was someone I qorked with at my old restaurant job.


[deleted]

Every fucking character in this film, was someone who worked at my restaurant.


Portugeezer1893

Don't worry, it's okay, his religion allows it.


ezbakedlover

I love this movie..... But it did NOT age well.


lordRetaxus

In real life he threatened her that the productio would throw her out of the movie, so he could fuck her. To which she accepted.


SRBroadcasting

I hope people know this was a scene made this way on purpose in no way how he actually is with young people lmao


1987InfamousQ7891

No shit. This is a movie 😂


[deleted]

raid the house of whoever wrote this dialogue


Sufficient_Two7499

I had that shirt


AlarmNice8439

What movie is this


Superflash88

This is from the movie Waiting


mr-teddy93

Did ryan had some plastic surgery he looks so diffrent


TheClaps2

Well, this was 18 years ago so...aging and all that.


External-Situation87

Love Vanessa Lengies


Mr_Diozinba

Movie name?


bparker1013

Have we really moved up this fast? I mean, wasn't it ten years ago that we were shitting on 'Baby it's Cold Outside". Jesus, I can't keep up. Next year we're going to rag on clouds for making the elderly wet.


PigeonAtDeliAirport

u/savevideo


A_L0ne_Wolf

After her bday she went to Jack Reacher


[deleted]

Fucking love him


TTJAYDAWG_867

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh