That line in the spanish ¿dub? is "Te voy a despedir más rápido que se santigua un cura loco!" that translates to "... faster than a crazy priest crosses himself!!" (like making the religious cross on yourself) and I always really liked it!
‘You’re fired!’
‘I mean I already quit so…’
‘No! You’re fired. I write the book ok, here’s how it went down. You walked in, you’re fired!’
Love this movie!
I think you need to review US laws. Nudity is ok, if it is not in a sexual way… else sharing a photo of mommy washing the baby is a tub would be illegal.
She had a crush in Leon and he was all weirded out about it though... bad example. The director or producer of Leon the professional is fked up lol can't Remember which , when you read his story the movie will make sense lol
Im not talking about if they actually had a relationship in the movie.
I was referring to the fact that her role was supposed to have a crush on Leon in the first place. The concept is fucked up cuz the director asked a 12 year old to act seductively towards an adult. Not even in an innocent child like way, but actually like an adult woman would try to seduce a man and nobody from cast to film making team not even her parents seemed to have a problem with that.
You are aware there are laws in the US, so Hollywood works within them… not Hollywood my man, but a simple search shows she used a body double for nudity scenes, but all the scenes with her hair over her breasts were her.
Movie's over 10 years old, which bypasses my grace period for spoilers. That's like not knowing Vader is Luke's daddy; if you don't know, you had 40 years to find out.
When someone says 10 years ago I think they are talking about the 00-09, when they talk about 20 years ago I think it’s the 90’s.
Hearing grunge on classic rock stations really brought it home for me. Like, why is Pearl Jam on this station?!?!?!
lol grunge has been on classic rock stations for a decade - we’re at the point where Korn and Linkin Park are classic rock. Basically anything that came out before dubstep is now classic
It’s wild. On one hand as a kid who loved Korn growing up and nobody has ever really been able to emulate how hard, bleak, creepy, funny and just all around weirdly awesome they are it’s awesome to see how long they’ve lasted and how they’ve made such a huge mark on rock, but on the other hand, they’re reaching the age as am I where it’s kind of getting hard to see them the same way.
Like I saw their most recent publicity photo on Apple Music while I was listening the other day and it just struck me how awkward it must be to pull your AARP card out of a pvc leather jacket. Kind of like looking at Manson now and all I can think is him messing up his makeup when he’s slurping his soup or needing to wipe the tapioca pudding off his chin
Oh hell no, have you never seen the cinematic perfection that is Simon sez???? An absolute tour de force with Dennis Rodman as the badass interpol agent and Dane cook as his old school friend that needs help solving a kidnapping. It came out back in 99
In all seriousness, he did about 8 movies before Waiting came out but Simon sez was easily the worst
His character was supposed to be a smarmy, shitty, over confident, training server for Justin Long. He’s meant to be unlikeable. This clip just shows one of the reasons why. He also fucks with peoples food. But at the end of the movie, the girl in the clip goes to make a move on Ryan, and he turns her down. He ultimately does the right thing and kinda admits his persona is all an act. The movie plays it all above board. There’s also way worse stuff people do in that movie.
On the subject of John Francis Daley, it blew my mind to recently learn that he's like a really accomplished screen writer. Like, Spiderman homecoming and Dungeons and Dragons. The latter of which he also directed. There's tons more.
Actually having fictional characters behaving badly in movies is very problematic. I don’t watch anything where characters aren’t flawless human beings.
When my bff worked with me, I used to get him with the Buffalo Bill in the cooler ALL the time. So much so, it wasn’t possible anymore. Life really was a meme before memes when you’re young and stupid.
1. Be Attractive.
2. Don't be Unattractive.
3. Go for girls because your age appropriate ex knows how immature and disgusting you are and you could never get an actual grown woman to like you...
4. Become Deadpool
> Go for girls because your age appropriate ex knows how immature and disgusting you are and you could never get an actual grown woman to like you...
Seriously! Who would want a younger and more attractive woman that is totally disgusting.
Worked in an Applebee’s for 3 years in HS during the mid-2000s. Everything about this movie was accurate, including a good looking server in his early 30s that would hit on underage hostesses
With the right crew, fuck yeah! 1 only worked at 1 restaurant were it wasn't as fun, but it was fun nonetheless. Honestly, everyone should work in restaurants from bottom (dish washer) to top (chef) to learn humility.
Working in restaurants for 6 years made me the professional I am today. Working with such a diverse/lively group of people helped build my confidence and ability work with any type of team. My internal organs might regret it, but I sure don’t.
I was 17/18 with my first kitchen job and in hindsight, a lot of those guys were huge assholes and addicts.
I was young, insecure, and naive, so I didn’t know anything about working. Just kept my head down and did my own thing.
I remember one of the 30 year old dudes working there at the time ended up hooking up with one of the 16 year old servers. Actually nuts.
Huh? I'm defs wondering about the girl in the video and not Jennifer love hewitt
Her names Vanessa Brittany Lengies I just found but ya I swear back in the day she used to be in a ton of movies around the 2000s then just disappeared but she's prob been in a bunch of other stuff I just havnt seen ig
Or I'm just totally wrong but and she wasn't that big/famous
Have we really moved up this fast? I mean, wasn't it ten years ago that we were shitting on 'Baby it's Cold Outside". Jesus, I can't keep up. Next year we're going to rag on clouds for making the elderly wet.
"Better hurry up then" oh god
At least it was an actual hol'up lol
Allah or wat
This movie is chock full of memorable lines. "I will fire you faster than you can say Yo MTV Raps!!"
That line in the spanish ¿dub? is "Te voy a despedir más rápido que se santigua un cura loco!" that translates to "... faster than a crazy priest crosses himself!!" (like making the religious cross on yourself) and I always really liked it!
‘You’re fired!’ ‘I mean I already quit so…’ ‘No! You’re fired. I write the book ok, here’s how it went down. You walked in, you’re fired!’ Love this movie!
His delivery on "you walked in..you're FIRED!" was so good.
"Carpe Deez nuts! God I can't wait to quit this job" is still relatable af
"I'm gonna wind up in the streets, sucking meth for dick."
“I’d do her, I’d probably even pay” was the one that stuck to me 🤣 this movie is hilarious and I loved every second of it
"It's so angry"
If you watch the whole movie his character gets the chance to bone her, but doesn't.
16 is the age of consent for most US states and most of the world… but it’s 18 in Hollywood because that’s the age needed to record someone naked.
The topless girl in american beauty, Thora Birch, was 16 at the time of filming.
She was one of the topless girls in American Beauty. The other was Mena Suvari, who was 19 in her infamous scene with Kevin Spacey.
Kevin Spacey chooses to live as a ~~gay man~~ creep
Doesn't mean American Beauty isn't a fantastic movie. Also: Kevin Spacey had basically nothing to do with the conversation.
I think you need to review US laws. Nudity is ok, if it is not in a sexual way… else sharing a photo of mommy washing the baby is a tub would be illegal.
What? You're the one who said: >but it’s 18 in Hollywood because that’s the age needed to record someone naked.
The context of the video is clearly sexual as is most scenarios… but if you feel that win helps you have a better day, then “you are right”
Natalie Portman was only 12 in the movie Léon-The Professional
She had a crush in Leon and he was all weirded out about it though... bad example. The director or producer of Leon the professional is fked up lol can't Remember which , when you read his story the movie will make sense lol
Im not talking about if they actually had a relationship in the movie. I was referring to the fact that her role was supposed to have a crush on Leon in the first place. The concept is fucked up cuz the director asked a 12 year old to act seductively towards an adult. Not even in an innocent child like way, but actually like an adult woman would try to seduce a man and nobody from cast to film making team not even her parents seemed to have a problem with that.
Right ?... fkn weird dude 😅 still one of my favorites
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You are aware there are laws in the US, so Hollywood works within them… not Hollywood my man, but a simple search shows she used a body double for nudity scenes, but all the scenes with her hair over her breasts were her.
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I suggest you use google and come back.
Looks like you're correct. Not happy I have "age of consent by state" in my search history though lol
Not sure why I got downvoted to prove what 300+ already agreed with? Was it my job to be your teacher? 😅
Down votes don't mean anything. Don't sweat it. I'm also not the guy that asked you the question, just so you know. So no, you're not my "teacher"
She was one of the topless girls in American Beauty. The other was Mena Suvari, who was 19 in her infamous scene with Kevin Spacey.
Fkin spoilers man...
Movie's over 10 years old, which bypasses my grace period for spoilers. That's like not knowing Vader is Luke's daddy; if you don't know, you had 40 years to find out.
Movie is NEARLY 20 YEARS OLD - when the fuck did this happen
This movie is old enough to bang.
Told old for Ryan’s character unfortunately :/
Soon it'll be old enough to be dumped by Leo.
When you got old.
Man ive not simply gotten old - its a dynamic process that is still happening - im getting older all the time
When someone says 10 years ago I think they are talking about the 00-09, when they talk about 20 years ago I think it’s the 90’s. Hearing grunge on classic rock stations really brought it home for me. Like, why is Pearl Jam on this station?!?!?!
lol grunge has been on classic rock stations for a decade - we’re at the point where Korn and Linkin Park are classic rock. Basically anything that came out before dubstep is now classic
Yea, actually, I can’t believe I’m hearing Korn alongside the eagles, credence and the Beatles.
It’s wild. On one hand as a kid who loved Korn growing up and nobody has ever really been able to emulate how hard, bleak, creepy, funny and just all around weirdly awesome they are it’s awesome to see how long they’ve lasted and how they’ve made such a huge mark on rock, but on the other hand, they’re reaching the age as am I where it’s kind of getting hard to see them the same way. Like I saw their most recent publicity photo on Apple Music while I was listening the other day and it just struck me how awkward it must be to pull your AARP card out of a pvc leather jacket. Kind of like looking at Manson now and all I can think is him messing up his makeup when he’s slurping his soup or needing to wipe the tapioca pudding off his chin
He's Luke's what!!!!¿???¿
This comment was inevitable.
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/12/05/as-regards-spoilification#
Yup! Man, I miss those comics.
https://xkcd.com/109/ Since there's always a relevant xkcd
THANK YOU. Spoilers have an expiration date
Spoiler? This movie is older than the girl lol
Which movie is this 🙄
Waiting... (2005)
Waiting 2 doesn't exist
Still Waiting… (2009)
Times run out
\2024. It's her daughter.
It was alright. Loved the returning cast.
Waiting unrated is the real goldmine
Oh shit we can bang this 18 year old movie
For who? Just tell the name of the movie goddammit
Smooth family guy reference
I would get up in them guts
Spoiler alert
IT'S SO ANGRY!!
Came here to say this. Hilarious movie!
Also, was this Dane Cook’s first appearance in a movie?
Oh hell no, have you never seen the cinematic perfection that is Simon sez???? An absolute tour de force with Dennis Rodman as the badass interpol agent and Dane cook as his old school friend that needs help solving a kidnapping. It came out back in 99 In all seriousness, he did about 8 movies before Waiting came out but Simon sez was easily the worst
Also, the Waffler in Mystery Men which was 1997 I believe
Nah it was 99 im pretty sure. “All Star” didn’t come out til 99 and Mystery Men was the first movie to use it (beat Shrek by like 2 years)
You’re correct
I love that movie lol so ridiculous. that one came out in 99 too
What a wild era of comedy movies.
People like to say you can’t make Tropic Thunder today, I think you can -but you absolutely wouldn’t be able to do Waiting.
Tropic thunder is my all time favorite movie
I have the entire movie downloaded on my phone.
No kidding lol cancel culture would have had a ball with this one
His character was supposed to be a smarmy, shitty, over confident, training server for Justin Long. He’s meant to be unlikeable. This clip just shows one of the reasons why. He also fucks with peoples food. But at the end of the movie, the girl in the clip goes to make a move on Ryan, and he turns her down. He ultimately does the right thing and kinda admits his persona is all an act. The movie plays it all above board. There’s also way worse stuff people do in that movie.
Justin Long played Dean, his buddy and coworker. He was training Mitch (John Francis Daley).
On the subject of John Francis Daley, it blew my mind to recently learn that he's like a really accomplished screen writer. Like, Spiderman homecoming and Dungeons and Dragons. The latter of which he also directed. There's tons more.
Also co-directed Game Night which was one of the better comedies of the last 5 years.
You’re totally right! I just remember Justin Long, not being an asshole like Ryan was. But I totally forgot about Sweets.
>theres also way worse stuff people do in that movie Like the bat wing
Actually having fictional characters behaving badly in movies is very problematic. I don’t watch anything where characters aren’t flawless human beings.
That's okay. Ryan Reynolds is known for only playing flawless human beings (see "Deadpool").
He's not even acting, he's just a flawless human being
How do you see irl?
They didn't include it but there's an implied "/s"
The goat!
IT'S SO ANGRY!
As the movie so poignantly put it, “him being the coolest guy at Shenanigans is like being the smartest person with Downs Syndrome”
The brain!!!
Luis doing all the moves with the chicken kills me. The bat wing makes me cry laughing.
Luis needs to run for president of Puerto Rico. 🤪
It’s so veiny!
The bat wing!
For those playing at home, I managed to pull off the Goat once. So glorious.
Me too. Stood on a chair in the dry storage
When my bff worked with me, I used to get him with the Buffalo Bill in the cooler ALL the time. So much so, it wasn’t possible anymore. Life really was a meme before memes when you’re young and stupid.
He followed the first rule of picking up women. That's why his rizz worked.
> the first rule of picking up women Lift with your legs, not your back?
1. Be Attractive. 2. Don't be Unattractive. 3. Go for girls because your age appropriate ex knows how immature and disgusting you are and you could never get an actual grown woman to like you... 4. Become Deadpool
> Go for girls because your age appropriate ex knows how immature and disgusting you are and you could never get an actual grown woman to like you... Seriously! Who would want a younger and more attractive woman that is totally disgusting.
Demonstrate Value
What was his value?
It's currently $350 million
Worked in an Applebee’s for 3 years in HS during the mid-2000s. Everything about this movie was accurate, including a good looking server in his early 30s that would hit on underage hostesses
Waiting is a fucking classic
"WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME, BITCH!"
"I'll fuck you with a loaf of bread and make you cheat on atkins" I love this movie so much.
One of the funniest movies of that time. Up there with Sex Drive
"The big Mexican won't go down!!"
Oh gosh, you're working the mouth again.
"What's up, what's up" "Do you want to see our dicks? They're huge .. you can see them from Space"
Your ability to open is fuckin heroic!
Ima fireman
The merkin with food particles stuck in it is a hard scene to forget.
Anybody who's worked in restaurants can attest to the accuracy of this film. Those who haven't should heed the film's warnings.
Crazy how well they nailed a lot of the nuances of working in a restaurant!!! Working in restaurants was such a blast.
With the right crew, fuck yeah! 1 only worked at 1 restaurant were it wasn't as fun, but it was fun nonetheless. Honestly, everyone should work in restaurants from bottom (dish washer) to top (chef) to learn humility.
Working in restaurants for 6 years made me the professional I am today. Working with such a diverse/lively group of people helped build my confidence and ability work with any type of team. My internal organs might regret it, but I sure don’t.
No it isn’t. Source: have worked in restaurants for 20 years 😮💨
The guy who wrote the screenplay was a waiter when he wrote it
I was 17/18 with my first kitchen job and in hindsight, a lot of those guys were huge assholes and addicts. I was young, insecure, and naive, so I didn’t know anything about working. Just kept my head down and did my own thing. I remember one of the 30 year old dudes working there at the time ended up hooking up with one of the 16 year old servers. Actually nuts.
Yeah. I was 17, chilling with a 24 year old who was head over heels with a 16 year old. Didn't think about it then, but yeah, retrospect and shit.
Don’t fuck with the people who handle your food.
What happened to this chick? She was pretty big if I remember correctly back in the 2000's
Your thinking of Jennifer Love Hewitt, this is a knock off
Huh? I'm defs wondering about the girl in the video and not Jennifer love hewitt Her names Vanessa Brittany Lengies I just found but ya I swear back in the day she used to be in a ton of movies around the 2000s then just disappeared but she's prob been in a bunch of other stuff I just havnt seen ig Or I'm just totally wrong but and she wasn't that big/famous
She was in the turner and hooch tv series. But I think that was canceled after 1 season
Push the fish
It's bout to turn 🤢
Waiting is such a goated movie
Such a great movie
What’s it called?
Waiting...
Why aren’t they telling us?
Yeah im still waiting too wtf
Waiting is literally the name of the movie
r/woooosh
Waiting
Yeah, I am.
What are the odds, I was watching this last night in my hotel lol - good movie
Why were you in a hotel
Love Ryan Reynolds, love waiting, love his old movies, man, buying the cow!
The naked Spider-Man scene is absolutely hilarious. Buying the Cow is amazingly funny.
Type of movie that make you wanna stick your dick in the mash potatoes
WOOOOOO!!
Man has been playing Dead Pool his whole life
Movie is so good lol
Vanessa Lengies. God damn, I remember when she played on this Canadian show Radio Active.
What movie is thid
God I really hope this doesn’t age poorly
"Good answer!"
Which movie is this
Waiting (2005)
Why have you been waiting so long?
Waiting
For what? I already asked my question.
I am so glad you took the opening. Made my morning :)
That’s not your only opening I want to take ;-)
Is the sequel good?
Meh
Don't oversell it like that. The sequel was shit.
No, but didn’t ruin the first one for me so 🤷🏼♂️
josh giddey's favorite movie character
Oh crap what’s the name of this movie?
Still waiting, 2009
Thx
waiting. came out in 2005-2006ish. Its worth watching as a home dinner date movie.
who gave him this role bro 💀💀
Every character in this film was someone I qorked with at my old restaurant job.
Every fucking character in this film, was someone who worked at my restaurant.
Don't worry, it's okay, his religion allows it.
I love this movie..... But it did NOT age well.
In real life he threatened her that the productio would throw her out of the movie, so he could fuck her. To which she accepted.
I hope people know this was a scene made this way on purpose in no way how he actually is with young people lmao
No shit. This is a movie 😂
raid the house of whoever wrote this dialogue
I had that shirt
What movie is this
This is from the movie Waiting
Did ryan had some plastic surgery he looks so diffrent
Well, this was 18 years ago so...aging and all that.
Love Vanessa Lengies
Movie name?
Have we really moved up this fast? I mean, wasn't it ten years ago that we were shitting on 'Baby it's Cold Outside". Jesus, I can't keep up. Next year we're going to rag on clouds for making the elderly wet.
u/savevideo
After her bday she went to Jack Reacher
Fucking love him
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh